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HIGH Fashion Alert!
Yapoo ^ | 1/26/05 | Yapoo

Posted on 01/26/2005 8:09:40 AM PST by Dallas59

I can throw clothes in the washer with Elmers glue, chewing gum, scissors and bleach too you know...But nobody has paid me anything for my "creations"....yet.






























TOPICS: Conspiracy; Humor; Miscellaneous; UFO's; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: easterisland; eurotrash; fashion; high; imtoosexy; notsexy; really; weirddress; wtfweretheythinking
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1 posted on 01/26/2005 8:09:40 AM PST by Dallas59
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To: Dallas59
I double-dog dare you, Sen. Clinton!


2 posted on 01/26/2005 8:23:26 AM PST by ErnBatavia (ErnBatavia, Boxer, Pelosi, Thomas...the ultimate nightmare Menage a Quatro)
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To: Dallas59

3 posted on 01/26/2005 8:29:59 AM PST by cwiz24 (I worked very hard on this tagline.)
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To: cwiz24

What the hell is that??? It looks like some kind of Rocky Horror reject.


4 posted on 01/26/2005 8:31:07 AM PST by retrokitten
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To: Dallas59

This is the funniest thing ever!! I would say more but I am afraid I would anger it.
5 posted on 01/26/2005 8:32:08 AM PST by retrokitten
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To: Dallas59

Now that was sneaky. #12 was the ugliest of all.


6 posted on 01/26/2005 8:35:53 AM PST by Spunky
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To: retrokitten

I think she's pretty cute...


7 posted on 01/26/2005 8:37:10 AM PST by cwiz24 (I worked very hard on this tagline.)
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To: cwiz24

I was talking about the ruffled tikigod sandwich board she's wearing. LOL!!


8 posted on 01/26/2005 8:38:51 AM PST by retrokitten
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To: Dallas59

Where is kkkkaty's dress she wore to Trumps wedding??


9 posted on 01/26/2005 8:41:33 AM PST by WestCoastGal (Daytona 500 ~~ 26 more days!!!)
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To: Dallas59

Those poor models! No wonder they get paid so much money.


10 posted on 01/26/2005 8:41:40 AM PST by cowboyway (My Hero's have always been cowboys.)
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To: retrokitten; cyborg; arasina; fortunecookie
I would say more but I am afraid I would anger it.



Do not taunt Happy Fun Dress!

11 posted on 01/26/2005 8:43:28 AM PST by Petronski (I'm not always cranky.)
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To: Petronski

LMAO!


12 posted on 01/26/2005 8:46:05 AM PST by retrokitten
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To: retrokitten

Oh--thought you were commenting on the clown girl that I posted.


13 posted on 01/26/2005 8:46:11 AM PST by cwiz24 (I worked very hard on this tagline.)
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To: cwiz24

D'oh! You are right. I thought you were replying to my other post.

And yes, she's still scary as is her dress. :-)


14 posted on 01/26/2005 8:47:31 AM PST by retrokitten
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To: mhking

Could be Just-Damn-worthy.


15 posted on 01/26/2005 8:48:18 AM PST by Petronski (I'm not always cranky.)
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To: Petronski

Makes my belly hurt *lol*


16 posted on 01/26/2005 8:48:30 AM PST by cyborg
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To: cyborg

Well, I didn't want to do that. ;O)


17 posted on 01/26/2005 8:49:17 AM PST by Petronski (I'm not always cranky.)
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To: Petronski; retrokitten; cyborg; arasina

Well, I've been looking for a special occasion dress! My wait is over! And, apparently, one size does fit all.


18 posted on 01/26/2005 8:49:32 AM PST by fortunecookie (My grandparents didn't flee communism so that I could live in Kerry's Kommune - and I won't have to.)
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To: fortunecookie

It might even fit me.


19 posted on 01/26/2005 8:50:14 AM PST by Petronski (I'm not always cranky.)
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To: cwiz24

OMG! Let's hope they paid her really really well. How repulsive they've made her look.


20 posted on 01/26/2005 8:51:31 AM PST by fortunecookie (My grandparents didn't flee communism so that I could live in Kerry's Kommune - and I won't have to.)
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To: cwiz24

Looking at her again- what was she eating backstage?? Her teeth are all caked up with gunk.


21 posted on 01/26/2005 8:51:38 AM PST by retrokitten
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To: fortunecookie

Yes, it's one couture dress that it doesn't matter if you are a size 6 or size 36.


22 posted on 01/26/2005 8:53:14 AM PST by retrokitten
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To: Dallas59

Wasn't there an articel just last week about soem designer complaining that current 'fashion' was unwearable?


23 posted on 01/26/2005 8:56:10 AM PST by BlueNgold (Feed the Tree .....)
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To: Dallas59

What's up with all the Zombie Women?


24 posted on 01/26/2005 8:57:20 AM PST by Lazamataz (I still choose to hyperventilate.)
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To: Hillary's Lovely Legs

Guild Ping


25 posted on 01/26/2005 8:57:47 AM PST by martin_fierro (</pith>)
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To: retrokitten

I think she's got gold teeth. Classy.


26 posted on 01/26/2005 8:58:17 AM PST by cwiz24 (I worked very hard on this tagline.)
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To: Howlin; Ed_NYC; MonroeDNA; widgysoft; Springman; Timesink; dubyaismypresident; Grani; coug97; ...

Designers will throw anything together and call it fashion these days....

Just damn.

If you want on the list, FReepmail me. This IS a high-volume PING list...

27 posted on 01/26/2005 9:07:31 AM PST by mhking (Do not mess with dragons, for thou art crunchy & good with ketchup...)
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To: BlueNgold
Really, I don't know what that person is talking about. I wore an outfit just like this to work today.

28 posted on 01/26/2005 9:10:55 AM PST by retrokitten
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To: mhking

My cat could design stuff that looked better than some fashion.


29 posted on 01/26/2005 9:12:08 AM PST by Jaded (Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society. - Mark Twain)
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To: Dallas59

Why specify glamorous women if you're gonna do THAT to them! Yuk! They might as well call it a drag show, which would prepare the attendee for what they'd be witnessing, LOL.


30 posted on 01/26/2005 9:23:40 AM PST by Titan Magroyne (Cha! I am so not an aggressive driver! Call me pro-active.)
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To: Dallas59

 

Just another day at the office...


31 posted on 01/26/2005 9:33:37 AM PST by Fintan (A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five. - Groucho Marx)
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To: retrokitten
Really, I don't know what that person is talking about. I wore an outfit just like this to work today.

And you're a guy, right? LOL

32 posted on 01/26/2005 9:40:18 AM PST by jigsaw (God Bless Our Troops.)
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To: Dallas59

Let me say, from my heart,

BWAAAHHHAAAHHHAAAHHHHAAAA!!!


33 posted on 01/26/2005 10:09:23 AM PST by acad1228
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To: Dallas59
This one looks like something Hildy from Trading Spaces would make after a 12 pack and 3 doobies.

34 posted on 01/26/2005 10:20:05 AM PST by Fierce Allegiance (GO PATS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
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To: Fierce Allegiance
Hildy wouldn't do that one, there's no black in it!

Although, it is reminiscent of that hideous bathroom. :-)
35 posted on 01/26/2005 10:56:38 AM PST by RikaStrom
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To: Dallas59
Somebody feed those girls!

Especially her!!!

36 posted on 01/26/2005 10:58:14 AM PST by Celtjew Libertarian (Shake Hands with the Serpent: Poetry by Charles Lipsig aka Celtjew http://books.lulu.com/lipsig)
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To: Dallas59

37 posted on 01/26/2005 11:05:59 AM PST by crushelits
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To: Dallas59
THIS OR
THIS







 


 

38 posted on 01/26/2005 11:11:56 AM PST by crushelits
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To: retrokitten

In fact, it's the perfect couture dress for those whose size is decreasing or in a state of flux!


39 posted on 01/26/2005 11:13:01 AM PST by fortunecookie (My grandparents didn't flee communism so that I could live in Kerry's Kommune - and I won't have to.)
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To: Petronski

See my #39. If size is an issue, this height of couture will suit you well!


40 posted on 01/26/2005 11:14:25 AM PST by fortunecookie (My grandparents didn't flee communism so that I could live in Kerry's Kommune - and I won't have to.)
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To: Fierce Allegiance

LOL! So true, and 'she' looks strangely masculine, like a 12 year old boy. Now I know what to do with my hair for spring! Ha ha.


41 posted on 01/26/2005 11:16:23 AM PST by fortunecookie (My grandparents didn't flee communism so that I could live in Kerry's Kommune - and I won't have to.)
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To: Petronski
FYI, fashion modeled after gigantic, weird, stone monoliths you'd ordinarily find on Easter Island is considered haute couture.

:) -good times, G.J.P.(Jr.)

42 posted on 01/26/2005 11:41:41 AM PST by Do not dub me shapka broham ("Your influence counts...USE IT!" (Bob Grant)
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To: Do not dub me shapka broham
Reminds me of an old music video: "Don't Let's Start" by They Might Be Giants.
43 posted on 01/26/2005 11:44:23 AM PST by Petronski (I'm not always cranky.)
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To: Dallas59
Separated at birth?


44 posted on 01/26/2005 11:46:14 AM PST by Bloody Sam Roberts (All I ask from livin' is to have no chains on me. All I ask from dyin' is to go naturally.)
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To: Bloody Sam Roberts

O my! What is that, Buck Rogers buddy? LOL


45 posted on 01/26/2005 11:46:56 AM PST by Petronski (I'm not always cranky.)
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To: Petronski
What is that, Buck Rogers buddy?

Yup. "Hawk".

46 posted on 01/26/2005 11:47:30 AM PST by Bloody Sam Roberts (All I ask from livin' is to have no chains on me. All I ask from dyin' is to go naturally.)
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To: Dallas59

Cruella has apparently traded off puppies for baby chicks...


Now we know, that not only does concentrated electricity make your hair stand out...but it blows out the sides of your shirt, too!


What happened to her fruit hat that she's so famous for??


Um...since when has "just rolled out of bed and put on a crown" been a fashion statement?!?


What's wrong with this one? Her blouse looks perfectly nice from what I can tell!
47 posted on 01/26/2005 11:51:54 AM PST by melbell (There are 10 types of people in the world...those who understand binary, and those who don't.)
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To: Petronski; KangarooJacqui
PUT YOUR HAND INSIDE THE PUPPET HEAD

-They Might Be Giants

48 posted on 01/26/2005 12:26:18 PM PST by Do not dub me shapka broham ("Your influence counts...USE IT!" (Bob Grant)
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To: retrokitten
If you saw that thing coming down the street you wouldn't know whether to point and laugh or run like crazy.
49 posted on 01/26/2005 3:44:27 PM PST by Harmless Teddy Bear (Interdum feror cupidine partium magnarum europe vincendarum)
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To: Dallas59

If I had several grand of disposable income burning a hole in my pocket and I decided to buy my wife several of these "outfits", other than a circus or a whorehouse, where could she wear them?


50 posted on 01/26/2005 6:34:51 PM PST by SC Swamp Fox (Aim small, miss small.)
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