What's with all the dead scientists?

[Middle-O-Road]

What's the deal with all the dead scientists?

[dakine]

ok...

[SunStar]

?

[silent_jonny]

What's with all the trolls?

[Steel Wolf]

They're dead.

[bikepacker67]

They've been ZOTTED. And you're next.

[leadpenny]

My thoughts exactly.

[kasparik]

Science... will they ever learn???

[armymarinemom]

Is this a question like, why did the chicken cross the road?

[CzarNicky]

shhh we're not supposed to talk about it.

[woofie]

Death comes of each of us...scientists included

[JennysCool]

They're dead. Newton, Galileo, Darwin -- all dead! Dead, do you hear me? DEAD!

[Steel Wolf]

She blinded me... with science!

[Smartaleck]

They too are subject to the laws of nature and at some point, a certain percentage will indeed assume room temperature?

[Arm_Bears]

Stress--It's a killer.

[Kurt_D]

People don't live forevert. Well, actually, I will live forever, but I am just an exception. Yeeeeeeeeee-ha!

[saquin]

[drt1]

I'd see a doctor quick if I were you.

[.38sw]

Wow! I stunned, simply rocked back on my heels by your fine post! So informative, and articulate!

[Quick Shot]

"a certain percentage will indeed assume room temperature?"

I beleive that number is 100% will.

[mathluv]

This was covered on another thread 2-3 months ago.

[Slings and Arrows]

Their hearts stopped.

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[woofie]

death aint all its cracked up to be

[Wheens]

It's all Bush's fault!!!

[Arkinsaw]

Yes, and whats the deal with all those decomposing composers?

[Brett66]

[Michael Barnes]

re #22

HAHAA...That one is awesome!

[Lazamataz]

Dead scientists
Dead scientists
Dead scientists aren't much fun
They don't act like nerdy jerks
They don't do any lab work
Dead scientists aren't much fun

My scientist died late last fall
He's still rotting in the hall
Dead scientists aren't much fun
Mom says scientist's days are through
She's gonna challenge his work as untrue
Dead scientists aren't much fun

[Paladin2]

They're still dead?

[Slings and Arrows]

The death rate for scientists has been conclusively determined to be one apiece.

[drt1]

Yeah, if he sees a Doctor about his .. ahem ... problem he might live. It's usually not fatal if you catch it early.

[atomicpossum]

Well, somebody had to ask.

I guess.

Well, maybe not.

[xone]

ZOT!

[usurper]

What's the deal with all the dead scientists?

I don’t know but it’s safe to say that will all their collective wisdom they would no be able to understand why you are posting here.

[billorites]

"Death comes of each of us...scientists included"

We'll see!

[Fiddlstix]

What's the deal with all the dead scientists?

Your information is wrong. They're not dead.
They're alive and healthy on the "mother ship".
(Didn't you get the memo?)

[Coyoteman]

You signed up recently to ask that? What do you think this is, a chat room?

[Tarpaulin]

Unnngh!

[Graybeard58]

death aint all its cracked up to be

How do you know?

[Phsstpok]

I'm sorry, that's an incomplete post on your part.

That should have read:

They're dead, Jim.

Get it right next time.

[TaxRelief]

Here's a list of 40 in the past 3 years:

http://freepress2005.blogspot.com/2005/01/author-theorizes-40-microbiologists.html

[Middle-O-Road]

Actually, I didn't.

What did they say on the show?

And yes, guys, this is a bit of all troll.

I just think it's odd, and thus I think it's interesting. Like UFOs and other internet fables.

[REDWOOD99]

Nostradamus predicted you would ask that.

[AQGeiger]

Life is a terminal experience. Even for scientists.

[TASMANIANRED]

Hit and run Wanker.

[pbear8]

He's dead Jim!

[Slings and Arrows]

Thank you very much! See my profile page for more eulogies to Saint Pancake.