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The English-to-12-Year-Old-AOLer Translator
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Posted on 02/06/2005 6:47:35 PM PST by walford

This translator will take what you write in it and turn it into the manner a 12-year-old AOLer would write it. Type in what you want translated and then click the button.

http://ssshotaru.homestead.com/files/aolertranslator.html


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KEYWORDS: aim; aol; blog; chat; chatlexicon; illiterate; instantmessaging; internetlexicon; kids; nerd; omg
IF U EV3R WANT3D 2 KNOW WUT UR MISNG WHEN JUNIOR HIGH SKOOL AEG KIDS R CHATNG WIT EACH OTHER THIS IS UR CHANCE 2 JOIN IN TEH FUN11111!!! LOL
1 posted on 02/06/2005 6:47:36 PM PST by walford
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To: walford

Could come in handy decoding DU commentary.


2 posted on 02/06/2005 6:48:27 PM PST by TADSLOS (Right Wing Infidel since 1954)
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To: walford
I ran William Jennings Byran's Cross of Gold speech though it. It makes more sense.
3 posted on 02/06/2005 7:10:32 PM PST by CzarNicky (The problem with bad ideas is that they seemed like good ideas at the time.)
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To: walford

http://ssshotaru.homestead.com/files/aolertranslator.html


4 posted on 02/06/2005 7:12:07 PM PST by JoJo Gunn (More than two lawyers in any Country constitutes a terrorist organization. )
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ROMAO: BUT SOFT WUT LIGHT THROUGH YONDER WINDOW BR3AKS???!!! OMG IT IS TEH AAST AND JULEIT IS DA SUN ARIES1!1!111! OMG FARE SUN AND KIL DA ENVIOUS MON WHO IS ALRAADY SIK AND PAEL WIT GREIF TAHT THOU HER MADE ART FAR MOR3 FARE THAN SH311!!!1! LOL B NOT HAR MADE SINCA SHE IS ENVIOUS1!!1 OMG WTF HER VESTAL IEVRY IS BUT SIK AND GREN AND NON3 BUT FOLS DO W3AR IT!!11111 WTF CAST IF OF !!1!1! LOL

ROMEO: IT IS MAH LADY!1!! OMG O IT IS MAH LOVE!1!! OMG WTF LOL O TAHT SH3 NU SHE W3R3

ROMAO:!1!11 WTF LOL SHE SP3AKS!11!1!1 OMG O SP3AK AGANE BRIGHT ANGEL1!!!11 WTF LOL

JULEIT: ROMEO O ROMEO WHAR3FORE ART THOU ROMEO?!?!??? LOL DENY THY FATHER AND REFUS3 THY NMA11111!! LOL OR IF THOU WILT NOT B BUT SWORN MAH LOV3 AND IL NO LONGAR B A CAPULET

ROM3O1: !!! SHAL I H3AR MOR3 OR SHAL I SPEAK AT THIS

JULEIT: ????!?!! WTF TIS BUT THY NMA TAHT IS MAH ANEMY!1111 OMG WTF LOL THOU ART THYSALF THOUGH NOT A MONTAGUA1111!!1 LOL WUT?!!!!!!? WTF LOL IT IS NOT HAND NOR FOT NOR ARM NOR FAEC NOR ANY OTHER PART BLONGNG 2 A MAN!111!1 OMG O B SOME OTHER NM3!1!!1!1 OMG WUT IN A NM3?!!!?!? TAHT WHICH W3 CAL A ROSA BY ANY OTHAR WORD WUD SMAL AS SWET SO ROMAO WUD WER3 HA NOT ROMEO CALED RETANE TAHT DEAR P3RF3CTION 2 WHICH H3 OW3S WITHOUT TAHT TITLE!1!11 OMG LOL ROMEO DOF THY NME AND FOR THY NME WHICH IS NO PART OF THE TAEK AL MYSELF

ROMEO: 11!11!!1 LOL I TAEK THE AT THY WORD!!11 OMG


5 posted on 02/06/2005 7:19:58 PM PST by walford (http://utopia-unmasked.us)
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To: walford

AL UR BAES R BLONG 2 US


6 posted on 02/08/2005 9:05:35 AM PST by BibChr ("...behold, they have rejected the word of the LORD, so what wisdom is in them?" [Jer. 8:9])
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How does this thread not have thousands of posts?? Not enough people hang out in General Humor!


7 posted on 02/08/2005 3:14:51 PM PST by TheRatHunter
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To: TheRatHunter

That's why I've been spending more time in this other forum that has people from around the world with varying points of view and more of a willingness to indulge in a bit of humor.
http://www.militaryphotos.net/forums/index


8 posted on 02/08/2005 11:22:23 PM PST by walford (http://utopia-unmasked.us)
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FOUR SCORE AND SEV3N YEARS AGO OUR FATH3RS BROUGHT FORTH UPON THIS CONTIENNT A NU NATION CONCEIEVD IN LIEBRTY AND DADICAETD 2 DA PROPOSITION TAHT AL MEN R CR3AETD EQUAL

NOW1!11 OMG WTF LOL WA R ANGAEGD IN A GR3AT CIVIL WAR TASTNG WH3THER TAHT NATION OR ANY NATION SO CONC3IEVD AND SO DEDICAETD CAN LONG ENDUR3!1!1! OMG WTF WE R M3T HERA ON A GR3AT BATLAFEILD OF TAHT WAR!!11!!!! W3 HAEV COMA 2 D3DICAET A PORTION OF IT AS A FINAL RESTNG PLAEC FOR THOSA WHO HER3 GAEV THEYRE LIEVS TAHT TAHT NATION MIGHT LIEV1!1!1!1! WTF LOL IT IS AL2GETHER FITNG AND PROPER TAHT W3 SHUD DO THIS

BUT!1!11!1! OMG IN A LARGER S3NSE WA CAN NOT DEDICAET - WE CAN NOT CONSECRAET - WE CAN NOT HALOW THIS GROUND!11!1 OMG DA BRAEV MEN LIVNG AND D3AD WHO STRUGL3D H3RE HAEV CONS3CRAETD IT FAR ABOVE OUR POR POW3R 2 AD OR DATRACT!!!!!!! TEH WORLD WIL LITLE NOTE NOR LONG R3MEMBR WUT W3 SAY HAR3 BUT CAN NEVER FORG3T WT DID HERE!11!1 WTF IT IS FOR US TEH LIVNG RATHER 2 B D3DICAETD H3RE 2 TEH UNFINISH3D WORK WHICH THEY HAEV THUS FAR SO NOBLY CAREID ON!!1!1111 OMG WTF LOL IT IS RATH3R FOR US 2 B HER3 DADICAETD 2 TEH GREAT TASK R3MANENG BFORE US - TAHT FROM THASA HONORED DEAD WA TAEK INCREAESD DEVOTION 2 TAHT CAUS3 FOR WHICH TH3Y HER3 GAEV TEH LAST FUL M3ASURE OF D3VOTION - TAHT WE H3R3 HIGHLY RASOLVE TAHT THESE DEAD SHAL NOT HAEV DEID IN VANE TAHT THIS NATION SHAL HAEV A NU BIRTH OF FREDOM AND TAHT THIS GOV3RNMENT OF TEH P3OPL3 BY TEH PEOPL3 FOR DA P3OPLE SHAL NOT P3RISH FROM DA AARTH
1!!!


9 posted on 02/10/2005 10:09:52 PM PST by MarineBrat ("God is dead"- Nietzsche,1886. "Nietzsche is dead"- God,1901)
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To: walford

From Kerry's Concession Speech. I did the translation...but, I didn't find much difference from the way Kerry and Terazza really talk!

SEN1!!!11 OMG WTF O K3RY THANK U SO MUCH11!!1!1 WTF THANK U THANK U1!1!!!1 WTF LOL I LOVE U!1!! OMG I LOVE U THANK U!11!1! OMG LOL THANK U THANK U SO MUCH111!!1!! WTF LOL THANK U SO MUCH!11!! WTF U JUST HAEV NO IEDA HOW WARMNG AND HOW GEN3ROUS TAHT WALCOME IS UR LOV3 IS UR AFECTION!1!! OMG WTF LOL AND IMM GRATIFEID BY IT!1!11!1 WTF LOL IMM SORY TAHT WE GOT H3RA A LITLA BIT LAET AND LITL3 BIT SHORT1!1!!11! WTF I SPOK3 2 PRESIEDNT BUSH AND I OFERED HIM AND LAURA OUR CONGRATULATIONS ON THERE VIC2RY11!!!11 WTF

WE HAD A GOD CONVERSATION AND WE TOKAD ABOUT TEH DANGER OF DIVISION IN OUR COUNTRY AND TEH NED - DA DESPERAET NED FOR UNITY FOR FINDNG DA COMON GROUND COMNG 2GETH3R11!1!!1! OMG WTF LOL 2DAY I HOPA TAHT W3 CAN BGIN DA HEALNG1!1!1 OMG WTF IN MARICA IT IS VITAL TAHT 3VARY VOTA COUNT AND TAHT EVERY VOT3 B COUNTAD!!!!111 OMG BUT TEH OUTCOM3 SHUD B D3CIEDD BY VOTARS NOT A PROTRACT3D L3GAL PROCES11!11 OMG WTF I WUD NOT GIEV UP THIS FIGHT IF THEYRE WAS A CHANC3 TAHT W3 WUD PR3VALE!111!1 WTF

BUT IS NOW CL3AR TAHT EVEN WHEN AL DA PROVISIONAL BALOTS R COUNT3D WHICH THEY WIL B THEYRE WONT B 3NOUGH OUTSTANDNG VOT3S FOR US 2 B ABLE 2 WIN O!1!!1 OMG AND THEIR WE CANOT WIN THIS ALECTION!!1!111 WTF LOL MAH FREINDS IT WAS HAR3 TAHT WA BGAN OUR CMPAGEN FOR DA PRESIEDNCY AND AL WE HAD WAS HOP3 AND VISION FOR A BTER M3RICA1!1!!11 LOL IT WAS A PRIVIELG3 AND A GIFT 2 SPEND TWO YEARS TRAEVLNG THIS COUNTRY COMNG 2 KNOW SO MANY OF U111! LOL I WISH TAHT I CUD JUST WRAP U UP IN MAH ARMS AND 3MBRAEC 3ACH AND 3VARY ONE OF U INDIVIDUALY AL ACROS THIS NATION!1!!11 WTF I THANK U FROM TEH BOTOM OF MAH H3ART11!1 LOL

THANK U!11!1!!! WTF LOL THANK U1111! WTF

.....

I WIL ALSO DO AV3RYTHNG IN MAH POWAR 2 ENSURE TAHT MAH PARTY A PROUD DEMOCRATIC PARTY STANDS TRUE 2 OUR BST HOPES AND IEDALS1!!!!1 WTF LOL I BLEIVE TAHT WUT WE STARTED IN THIS CMPAGEN WIL NOT END HER3!1!1!1!1 LOL OUR FIGHT GOAS ON 2 PUT MERICA BAK 2 WORK AND 2 MAEK OUR MAH A GREAT 3NGIEN OF JOB GROWTH!!!!!!! LOL OUR FIGHT GO3S ON 2 MAEK AFORDABLE HEALTH R AN ACASIBL3 RIGHT FOR AL M3RICANS NOT PRIVIELGE1!11! OMG WTF LOL OUR FIGHT GOES ON 2 PROTECT TEH ENVIRONMENT 2 ACHEIV3 EQUALITY 2 PUSH DA FRONTEIRS OF SCEINCA AND DISCOVERY AND 2 RAS2RE MERICAS REPUTATION IN DA WORLD1111 I BLEIVE TAHT AL OF THIS WIL HAP3N AND SONER THAN WE MAY THINK B/C W3RA MERICA AND M3RICA ALWAYS MOVES FORWARD!!11 WTF LOL IV3 BAN HONOR3D 2 RAPR3SENT TEH CITIEZNS OF THIS COMONWAALTH IN DA UNIETD STAETS S3NAET NOW FOR 20 YAARS!1!! OMG WTF LOL AND I PL3DGE 2 TH3M TAHT IN DA YEARS AEHAD IMA FIGHT ON FOR TEH PEOPLE AND FOR DA PRINCIPL3S TAHT IV3 LEARNED AND LIEVD WIT HAR3 IN MASACHUS3TS!!11! LOL IMM PROUD OF WUT WE S2D FOR IN THIS CMPAGEN AND OF WUT WA ACOMPLISHAD11!11!!! WTF WHAN WE BGAN NO ON3 THOUGHT IT WAS POSIBLA 2 AVEN MAEK THIS A CLOSE RAEC111!1!1 OMG WTF

BUT W3 S2D FOR REAL CHANG3 CHANGE TAHT WUD MAEK A R3AL DIFERENCA IN TEH LIEF OF OUR NATION AND DA LIEVS OF OUR FMILEIS!!!1!1 OMG AND WE DEFIEND TAHT CHOIEC 2 MARICA1111! WTF IL N3VER FORG3T TEH WONDERFUL PAOPLA WHO CME 2 OUR RALEIS WHO S2D IN OUR ROPE LIENS WHO PUT THERE HOPES IN OUR HANDS WHO INV3STED IN 3ACH AND AVERY ON3 OF US!1!!! OMG I SAW IN THEM TEH TRUTH TAHT M3RICA IS NOT ONLY GREAT BUT IT IS GOD1!1!1! WTF SO WIT A GRAETFUL HEART I LAAEV THIS CMPAGEN WIT A PRAEYR TAHT HAS AVEN GR38R M3ANNG 2 M3 NOW TAHT IVE COME 2 KNOW OUR VAST COUNTRY SO MUCH BTER THX 2 AL OF U AND WUT A PRIVIELG3 IT HAS BAN 2 DO SO1111 WTF LOL AND TAHT PRAEYR IS V3RY SIMPLE GOD BLES MARICA1111!11! OMG WTF THANK U!!11! WTF


10 posted on 02/11/2005 1:14:21 PM PST by CitizenM
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