New Study: Breast size determines personality

Annanova ^ | 2/22/05

[Uncle Miltie]

[OESY]

Japanese Cutie Musk Melons

[Enterprise]

Looks like a screen at a slot machine!

[CzarNicky]

That's hot

[Callahan]

[MadIvan]

Regards, Ivan

[yooling]

You may be on to something.

[Uncle Miltie]

[End Times Sentinel]

FWIW, I've always found women with large breasts to be incredibly charming.

[Darnright]

Ok, buddy, what can you tell about HIS personality?

[Constitution Day]

[exnavychick]

Oh my...sounds like someone was drunk when they approved this grant application, lol!

It was an incomplete study, as well. There should have been some research done to see if the shapes correlated DIRECTLY to women's star signs, for example if say, Scorpios predominately have pineapple ones, and Cancers have melon ones. Now that's some serious research.

ROFL!

[xcamel]

"Puntec Fruit"

[5Madman2]

The situation I love to see is when there is a well endowed woman around the other women start with the catty remarks of "Those aren't real"

Male logic on that is simple-they have mass, are visible to the naked eye etc. They are real.

[F.J. Mitchell]

Now that's a hoot...er,......hooter of a study.

And us guy's personality is determined by the size of......of.........dammit! size doesn't matter.....right?.....Right??????????????

[robjna]

i definitely think i should help out in this research

[AQGeiger]

In some respects, I think women pay almost as much attention to other women's breasts as men do.

[anniegetyourgun]

Sure it does. The equivalent is actually best related to nuts.

peanut sized = no brains, no sex, no man at all.
walnut sized = moderate intelligence, never stops thinking about sex, not particularly interesting once you get past sex
brazil nut = weird, whacky, and intelligent
macadamia = possibly insane or criminal
mixed nuts = great sex, able to carry on an intelligent conversation, good providers
pecan = genteel, gracious, and good sex (especially this kind)
filbert = forget about it

One thing is for certain, they are all seeking a good nutcracker.

Hey, makes about as much sense as any other Annanova story!

[Allegra]

Aw, this guy just did this "study" so he could cop feels.

Why didn't any of you FReeper guys think of doing such a "study" first?

;-)

[KidGlock]

sounds like someone was drunk when they approved this grant application

I hate to break this to you chick, but guys would not have to be drunk to spend money on something like this.

Just horny.