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Kitty Caption LXXXVIII FR Cat Show, WINNERS !! (Humor/Meow Alerts)
28 February 2005 | PetroniDE

Posted on 02/28/2005 5:00:23 PM PST by PetroniDE

OK, time is up. Nominations are closed. Time to count the votes and announce winners. Just a reminder, there is no cash awarded, no sparkling trophies, and no plaques. Your only prize is a hearty handshake, a pat on the back, and the warm glow of victory.

Winners From Last Week – See Last Week’s Thread for Picture

CATEGORY I – Winner for Best Pose. Courtesy of SlowBoat407

CATEGORY II – Winner for Best Feline Poster. Courtesy of mysto

CATEGORY III – Winner for Best Costume.

CATEGORY IV – Winner for Best Viking Kitty Picture. Courtesy of dasangel

OK – NEW WINNERS !!

CATEGORY V – Winner for Best Name (Dammitt).
Here is Dammitt wearing his VK outfit (I think). I can’t find an official picture.

CATEGORY VI – Winner for Best Laugh.
Courtesy of Lady Jag.

CATEGORY VII – Winner for Best Family Imitation
Courtesy of radu (and his five cats). Accepting the award is Beelzebub.

CATEGORY VIII – Winner for Best Staredown.
Courtesy of ValerieUSA


TOPICS: Pets/Animals
KEYWORDS: cat; humor; kitty; meow
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Kitty Humor is weekly thread (usually on Monday) on FR in the “General Interest” section. Among all the serious news, a little humor using less important (but sometimes interesting) issues, brought to us by our feline friends is a nice break. Helps us get the week to a nice start. If you want on/off the kitty humor list (161 members) or you have a picture/animation you want featured, please send me freep-mail.
1 posted on 02/28/2005 5:00:23 PM PST by PetroniDE
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To: 7.62 x 51mm; 4catsinmaryland; 4mycountry; abner; ADemocratNoMore; Aeronaut; Allegra; alnick; ...

MEOW --- If you didn't win, start complaining. Better yet, post your own picture and declare your pet the winner in whatever category (start a new one if necessary) you wish.


2 posted on 02/28/2005 5:01:46 PM PST by PetroniDE (Profile of Winners: Boston Red Sox, New England Patriots, President G.W. Bush, Free Republic)
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To: PetroniDE

My favorite, although they all get awards, is best stare down.


3 posted on 02/28/2005 5:04:11 PM PST by Bahbah
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To: Bahbah

I like the staredown too, because they both look so soft and cuddly.


4 posted on 02/28/2005 5:07:14 PM PST by Cinnamon Girl (OMGIIHIHOIIC ping list)
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To: Cinnamon Girl

I got in the middle of my two soft and cuddly kitties in a stare down two days ago. I have the marks to prove it.


5 posted on 02/28/2005 5:09:16 PM PST by Bahbah
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To: PetroniDE


BEST FELINE FIRING SQUAD


click pic




6 posted on 02/28/2005 5:11:45 PM PST by Lady Jag (Honor)
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To: PetroniDE

LOL

Gotta love the stare down one. That's priceless.


7 posted on 02/28/2005 5:30:08 PM PST by RikaStrom
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To: PetroniDE; Slings and Arrows; Glenn; quantim; republicangel; Bahbah; Beaker; BADROTOFINGER; ...
I nominate Zia the Demon Kitten for Best Analysis of Michael Moore's Collected Works:

Come to think of it, I also nominate her for Best Analysis of Michael Moore.
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Kitty Ping List alert!

[Freepmail me to get on or off the Kitty Ping List.]

8 posted on 02/28/2005 5:30:30 PM PST by Slings and Arrows (Am Yisrael Chai!)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Hoggin' the heat from the vent.

9 posted on 02/28/2005 5:36:32 PM PST by .38sw
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To: .38sw

Looks like my cat Luca Brazzi. What a pretty cat.


10 posted on 02/28/2005 5:39:41 PM PST by angcat
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To: PetroniDE
Best Look of Bewildered Innocence


11 posted on 02/28/2005 5:43:26 PM PST by SandyInSeattle (Official RKBA Landscaper and Arborist, Pajama Duchess of Green Leafy Things)
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To: angcat

Thanks! She knows she's cute. And she is sooooo spoiled.


12 posted on 02/28/2005 5:44:23 PM PST by .38sw
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To: .38sw

I have four spoiled catsssssssssssssssssssss. They drive me nuts. I also have a cat on my deck that I feed. I always say I would have so much less work if I never got involved with all these animals. But I am just a sucker.


13 posted on 02/28/2005 5:47:49 PM PST by angcat
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To: angcat

We have three spoiled cats, and two of them were strays that found their way to our door. Couldn't leave them to the mercy of the elements and traffic, so we took them in. The one in the pic I posted showed up when she was really tiny - maybe 2 months old. It took us a couple of months to get her tamed down a bit, then we trapped her, took her to the vet and had her spayed and vaccinated. She's around 10 now, and is a wonderful companion.


14 posted on 02/28/2005 5:50:57 PM PST by .38sw
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To: .38sw

Oh she looks great for 10. I have my oldest he is 13. We adopted him the year we were married. The next thing I know I have tons of strays on my deck. It took a few years to get the kitten thing under control. I took three of them for myself and had the mother (luca) fixed finally after 22 kittens in two years. Yikes. She hates me I think because I took her sex life away. She just does not appreciated what we did for her! My male cats of much more loving. When they all go to heaven I need new couches! LOL


15 posted on 02/28/2005 5:55:44 PM PST by angcat
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To: PetroniDE
I don't know if this has been posted or not, but this is funny.
I am bored
16 posted on 02/28/2005 6:30:11 PM PST by Utah Girl
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To: PetroniDE
The "Best Cat To Take On A Freep" Entry:
Dusty Freeping Clinton in May of 1999

The "I Don't Look Anything Like My Mom" Entry:
Tahoe (left) with mother Sierra

17 posted on 02/28/2005 6:42:21 PM PST by CounterCounterCulture
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To: PetroniDE
My Siamese, Georgio W. Bush approves of your choices......


18 posted on 02/28/2005 7:02:00 PM PST by JulieRNR21 (Memo to MSM: Free Republic is a forum; not a blog!)
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To: JulieRNR21

Georgio gets my nomination for the Best Eyes Award. Are they as purple as they look in this picture? What beauties!


19 posted on 02/28/2005 7:55:28 PM PST by Tabi Katz
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To: Slings and Arrows

LOL! My Crystal agrees entirely, as do I.


20 posted on 02/28/2005 7:57:26 PM PST by Tabi Katz
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To: Tabi Katz
Georgio gets my nomination for the Best Eyes Award. Are they as purple as they look in this picture? What beauties!

The photo is untouched....that's the real color. He has a sweet disposition for a Siamese. He's very smart and will do several tricks for a treat!

He had a tough kittenhood in a household of over 100 cats which were rescued after neighbors complained. We were told that he had survived many feline illnesses when we adopted him from a Shelter.

21 posted on 02/28/2005 8:07:23 PM PST by JulieRNR21 (Memo to MSM: Free Republic is a forum; not a blog!)
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To: Tabi Katz

Cats can always tell when something's rotten.


22 posted on 02/28/2005 8:16:05 PM PST by Slings and Arrows (Am Yisrael Chai!)
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To: JulieRNR21

Yipes! I'm glad he was rescued.


23 posted on 02/28/2005 8:21:11 PM PST by Tabi Katz
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To: Bahbah
I got in the middle of my two soft and cuddly kitties in a stare down two days ago. I have the marks to prove it.

You're braver than I am. When my Dulcie and Finbar have staredowns, they're usually followed by some rather appalling language they fling at each other.

24 posted on 02/28/2005 8:23:52 PM PST by Allegra ("They Just Love to Walk in the Middle of the Road!")
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To: PetroniDE; Lady Jag; radu; ValerieUSA
Congratulations to all the winners! They're all adorable.

And I love the name "Dammit." As a teenager, I named my first car "Dammit."

(Dulcie and Finbar are calling lawyers and demanding a recount. They're particularly questioning the decision from the Ohio judges in this contest....what can ya do?)

25 posted on 02/28/2005 8:45:39 PM PST by Allegra ("They Just Love to Walk in the Middle of the Road!")
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To: JulieRNR21

Pretty kitty....and he has a cool name. :-)


26 posted on 02/28/2005 8:48:03 PM PST by Allegra ("They Just Love to Walk in the Middle of the Road!")
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To: Allegra

He was born in Nov. 2000....and being big Bush supporters....we decided to choose that name.

BTW...he has a 'Capitol Hillary' toy and loves to chew her ankles......LOL


27 posted on 02/28/2005 8:56:57 PM PST by JulieRNR21 (Memo to MSM: Free Republic is a forum; not a blog!)
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To: Allegra; PetroniDE
Awwwwwww
Saki and Yoda are WINNERS! Now the little monsters will demand Whiskas pouches for every meal.

Most tatersome couch potato cat

28 posted on 02/28/2005 8:57:20 PM PST by ValerieUSA
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To: Slings and Arrows; Tabi Katz; ValerieUSA; Allegra; JulieRNR21; angcat; Utah Girl

CAT HAIKU

Curled up under the
Heat Vent. House is warm and dark.
All I see is safe.

A mole peeks up from
the ground. I spring through the air.
Love these furry toys!

Laps are my true throne.
When you sit down. You urge me
To leap and relax.

The Carpal Guard feels
So good. Makes me want to play
Kitten On The keys!

Dust Bunnies forming
Up under the couch. Time for
A Ninja Attack!

In my sunny spot.
Feeling the delicious warm
On my deep striped fur.

Curled up on The Big
One's belly. Up and down so
Slow as he snores.

Little Loud One crawls
Like me. Chasing my tail while
Drooling like a dog.

Love Big Pretty One's
Chest of drawers. So silky soft
inside. Smells so good!

Big Pretty One is mad!
She thinks that her high heeled shoes
Are not my chew toys!

Jack.



29 posted on 02/28/2005 10:03:57 PM PST by Jack Deth (Knight Errant and Disemboweler of the WFTD Thread)
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To: Jack Deth

*L* Good collection!


30 posted on 02/28/2005 10:31:53 PM PST by ValerieUSA
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To: JulieRNR21

Love it! Our cat is named Cheney, and we've had many compliments on his name. (Obviously, we live in a red state.)


31 posted on 03/01/2005 2:22:42 AM PST by bamabaseballmom
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To: PetroniDE
Hey! How did all those kitties get in there?

32 posted on 03/01/2005 3:50:06 AM PST by Timeout (Dean & the Bike Path Left: aging anti-warriors who use "summer" as a verb~~Jonah)
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To: RikaStrom

I think the second cat is dazed since he can't think of a word for the day. ROFLOL.


33 posted on 03/01/2005 5:35:18 AM PST by PetroniDE (Profile of Winners: Boston Red Sox, New England Patriots, President G.W. Bush, Free Republic)
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To: PetroniDE; .45MAN; Billie; backhoe; ST.LOUIE1; Kitty Mittens
Sylvie says, "Thank you - I promise not to send the lightning bolts your way." :-)

"They like me - they *really* like me!" (a la Sally Field)

34 posted on 03/01/2005 5:48:55 AM PST by dansangel
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To: Slings and Arrows

My Simba always hisses at my MIL! LOL


35 posted on 03/01/2005 5:49:40 AM PST by angcat
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To: PetroniDE
Best impersonation of StrongBad:


36 posted on 03/01/2005 5:52:11 AM PST by Serb5150 (Christlich leben selig sterben ist das beste das wir erben.)
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To: PetroniDE; Slings and Arrows; Lady Jag

37 posted on 03/01/2005 5:58:26 AM PST by martin_fierro (Eep Opp Orp Ahh Ahh)
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To: Serb5150

What happened to the kitty's paw ???


38 posted on 03/01/2005 7:32:52 AM PST by PetroniDE (Profile of Winners: Boston Red Sox, New England Patriots, President G.W. Bush, Free Republic)
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To: PetroniDE
Great thread as always--thought perhaps these two stories might also interest you and the folks here:

Crime Fighting Dog ("McGruff") Gets Feline Partner

Iraqi Cat Who Helped U.S. Troops Finds American Home

39 posted on 03/01/2005 8:12:16 AM PST by MizSterious (First, the journalists, THEN the lawyers.)
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To: dansangel; JulieRNR21; PetroniDE
LOL! Hi, dansy! : )

I couldn't enter my cat in the contest.....too much attitude.

Maybe Georgio could sweet talk my cat, Julie? He is my godson. LOL

Cute thread, PetroniDE, lots of fun!

40 posted on 03/01/2005 8:42:51 AM PST by ST.LOUIE1
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To: Jack Deth

Love your haikus


41 posted on 03/01/2005 9:34:57 AM PST by iceskater (Madness takes it toll. Please have exact change ready.)
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To: PetroniDE

Please add me to the kitty humor list. Thank you!


42 posted on 03/01/2005 1:51:05 PM PST by CSMiner (The integral of e to the x is a function of u-sub-n. --Anon. engineer)
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To: ST.LOUIE1; dansangel
WOW Louie.....your kitty has an explosive personality!

He needs to chill out like Georgio:


43 posted on 03/01/2005 2:37:33 PM PST by JulieRNR21 (Memo to MSM: Free Republic is a forum; not a blog!)
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To: Jack Deth

Wonderful 'CAT HAIKU'....thanks, Jack!


44 posted on 03/01/2005 2:40:58 PM PST by JulieRNR21 (Memo to MSM: Free Republic is a forum; not a blog!)
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To: ST.LOUIE1; JulieRNR21

((((((Louie))))))) and ((((((Julie)))))))
A cat is simply not a cat unless s/he has an *attitude* so there's nothing wrong with your kitty, Wolfie - LOL!

Georgio is a handsome boy, for sure. Maybe he and Sylvie need to be "fixed-up."

;-)


45 posted on 03/01/2005 3:07:47 PM PST by dansangel
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To: dansangel
Oh, I Love that sweet Kitty! Sylvie's Markings are so Striking and Beautiful, especially with White Whiskers to match a Beautiful White Vest. I Love the Way our Lord Made so many Different Markings and Colors. Yesterday, I Saw a Solid White Kitty, with a Black Tail! That Kitty was Pretty, but not Nearly as Distinguished as Sylvie!


46 posted on 03/01/2005 5:31:47 PM PST by Kitty Mittens
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To: dansangel

Sorry.....they can't be 'fixed-up' because Georgio is already 'fixed'.....if you get my drift.....LOL

The Shelter had him 'fixed' the day before we adopted him.


47 posted on 03/01/2005 6:09:56 PM PST by JulieRNR21 (Memo to MSM: Free Republic is a forum; not a blog!)
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To: ValerieUSA

Your sleeping kitty looks like my husband sleeping watching tv


48 posted on 03/01/2005 6:13:34 PM PST by cajungirl (freeps are my peeps.)
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To: Serb5150

That is a fabulous cat! I love him. He has a fighting Dude look about him.


49 posted on 03/01/2005 6:15:03 PM PST by cajungirl (freeps are my peeps.)
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To: JulieRNR21

Sylvie is fixed, too - but they could *dream* together - LOL!


50 posted on 03/01/2005 7:42:04 PM PST by dansangel
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