I think Jay is probably married or gay. While that sounds like a complete contradiction, listen to him putting stay at home moms on a pedestal. Then listen to him trying to portray himself as a single lady's man. Then stop and think that he never, ever speaks of his private life in any way shape or manner, except when referring to his dogs.
He's got a Napoleon complex to boot. He's about 5 feet tall in his heeled boots.
I prefer Howie, by a big margin, over Flattop Jay. Howie's funny while Jay seems more than a bit arrogant.
Police blotter fax
Max Robins and the Monkey Business Channel
Is Ted in the house? (heh-heh-heh-heh (clap))
Wizard of Uhs ("Uh-uh-uh? that's 3 Uhs Uhhhhh-that's
one uh. Decisions of the judge are final. I am the
I used to love when Howie will fill in for Jerry ("Good
afternoon New England, this is Howie Carr of the Boston
Herald and I'm filling in for the Dean today") and it was great Howie eventually got his own show.