Posted on 03/10/2005 1:47:40 AM PST by Pro-Bush
Teen Sends Student Semen-Frosted Brownies
Wed Mar 9, 9:08 PM ET
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COEUR D'ALENE, Idaho - A teenager has agreed to admit to three counts of disturbing the peace after anonymously sending semen-frosted brownies to a fellow student. The recipient shared the treat with two other teens, police said.
They said the 17-year-old Coeur d'Alene High School student was upset after a prank in which the other student put peanut butter in his cheese sandwich days before. He told a school resource officer that "he hated peanut butter and it made him more mad than he could explain," according to the police report.
The teen later told School Resource Officer Jeff Walther that he got the idea of putting his semen on the brownies from the movie "National Lampoon's Van Wilder," in which characters send pastries filled with dog semen to a fraternity house.
The student was arrested and booked into a juvenile detention center. He has since been released on a judge's order that he has no contact with the students who ate the brownies.
The youth is to be sentenced on April 4 on the three misdemeanor counts, which are each punishable by up to 90 days in detention, prosecutors said.
The victims' parents were notified and the children were tested for anything that could have been transmitted through the body fluid, although Panhandle Health spokeswoman Susan Cuff said the chance of the students' health being affected would be "extremely remote."
School Superintendent Harry Amend declined comment on any school discipline against the teenager.
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Information from: The Spokesman-Review, http://www.spokesmanreview.com
1st, the Dentist is using a turkey baster with spunk on patients NOW *THIS*!!!???
"suspecting that it will only be moments before this thread gets completely out of control and gets pulled"
OMG, thanks! I was just getting that OUT of my mind.
Is there a statute of limitations for whizzing in a classmate's Listerine?
Don't eat too many sweets or you'll need your teeth cleaned again soon..."Come back, now, ya hear!" lol
LOL!
My funniest (among many)was squeezing a tube of Orajel (topical Novocain)into a snoring friend's open mouth. That had to taste like crap!
Cool Picture of the cat. Did you take the shot?
EEEEeeeeeewwwww!
We had a guy in our house in college who thought it was funny to whiz in the Apple Juice and put it in the fridge...he got fitted for new teeth that year! lol
Nope, I didn't take it; I shamelessly stole it from the internet :-)
I'm glad that you like it though....I'm assuming that it was taken with a 'fisheye' lens (appropriate for a feline portrait hehe)
I habitually scared people. It get to the point that people would visit with my roommate and would look in closets and behind doors, etc. to preempt the scare. At work I'd staple pant cuffs to uniforms and watch a coworker attempt to step into his pants and fall over...or the time I filled his work gloves with liquid soap...or smeared grease on the telephone and call him from the other room, he'd have a black streak on his face.
Teenagers are getting more and more disgusting.
Considering the offending kid could have an allegric reaction to peanut butter which can be very severe. I think the other kids should be punished as well. :~
Otherwise I would say the offending kid did a good job in one uping! :D
Stoat wrote:
I'm assuming that it was taken with a 'fisheye' lens
--> Its way cool! I figured it was taken with a special lense of some sort by the looks of fluffy. One of my buddies is selling me a 5Mpxl digicam, i can't wait to get it. He just got a new 8Mpxl Cam. Photography is so much fun.
"The brownies looked delicious but they were hard to swallow"
What a jerk....
"What a jerk...."
Indeed. Heh, heh.
This is just too disgusting.
HMMM...peanut butter vs. semen. Yeah that's a fair swap. Yuck! "What was this idiot thinking?
We shaved a guy's leg one time when he passed out. He worked at a tube rental on the river and wore shorts to work every day. It was hilarious...boy, was he ever mad...he had to shave the other leg to match. Another prank was to put vaseline on the inside door handle of the bathroom and then roll a lit firecracker under the door after someone went in there. I replaced the shampoo with chocolate syrup one time. Squirted mustard over the top of the shower once on hubby, telling him he was such a weinie that I thought he might like some mustard on his buns. And the old ice water over the top of the shower trick is still fun. Harmless fun, unlike what this clown did.
I feel like fainting. Why is that? Is it because I'm trying to imagine a brownie with semen all over it?
Somebody has the munchies!
HAHAHA!!! I can just see some idiot eating the brownie and say, "I think I've had these before." Just like the movie...
Monica just ordered 2 dozens of these to be dropshipped to Bill Clinton :)
In highschool I used to chew tobacco (disgusting, repulsive habit). I was using a soda can for a spitoon and left it out. My father picked up this full can and thinking that somebody opened a can of soda and only took a sip from it, he placed it back in the fridge. --where my brother saw it and decided nothing better than a cold swig of rootbeer.
Yeah, that's a memory that stays with me!
That's why I won't eat anything that looks like mayonnaise.
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Napoleon's got an edgy side. Don't mess with him.
"It does have a certain 'wang' to it." - Hollywood Knights, one of my top 10 all time movies.
He should have resisted the temptation to brag--the victims don't seem to have realized what they ate. He could have avoided the consequences and still have lived with the warm and fuzzy knowlege that his tormentor had received his "just dessert." :)
OTOH, due to media coverage he now has irrefutable documentation of the prank, and has thereby secured perpetual bragging rights if he goes off to college.
Monica just ordered 2 dozens of these to be dropshipped to Bill Clinton :)Mark Morford just ordered a gross.
-Eric
One summer I was working with a guy who had a "I [heart symbol] ME" (Translation: "I LOVE ME") sign as a front license plate. At the time, you only had to have an issued RMV numbered plate on the rear of the vehicle. This guy was obviously very full of himself. He claimed the front plate was a gift from his girlfriend. But we did not buy that jive. One day, we took some black electrical tape and added a "N" to the end of "ME." He would never tell us what happened to him on the road in the 2 or 3 days he was driving around with his new "I LOVE MEN" plate, but he was absolutely irate about it.
"None."
-Eric
Ahh.....CDA's youth.
"Newbomb, did you c_m?"And after much nagging.....I'm glad.....
Michelle Pfeiffer at age about 20 and a killer soundtrack....great movie
-Eric
Yeah, drinking tobacco spit ranks right up there...lol Yech.
maybe....... just maybe........... Michael Jackson has an excuse for being late to court.
yes indeed..............
Ugh. Read if you dare.....
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