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*** OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD ***
3/25/05 | TheBigB

Posted on 03/25/2005 8:16:07 AM PST by TheBigB

Woo Hooooo! TGIF and Happy Easter everyone!! Time for another FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD! As always, feel free to post jokes, silly pics, nonsensical statements, or even to IGNORE THIS THREAD!

"Happy Easter!"

"Arrrgh, silliness!"

"Ahhh, Friday!"


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To: Dog Gone

Thanks for the PBS cartoon.


151 posted on 03/25/2005 9:51:43 AM PST by Pearls Before Swine
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To: TheBigB
B, you have *behaving* FReepmail.
152 posted on 03/25/2005 9:51:44 AM PST by Miss Behave (Man who fart in church sit in own pew.)
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To: maggiefluffs

ROTFLOL! I love your pics!


153 posted on 03/25/2005 9:53:47 AM PST by pelikan
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To: Jet Jaguar

HI Jet!


154 posted on 03/25/2005 9:54:23 AM PST by pelikan
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To: Michael81Dus

We are sad about Terri, but unfortunately it appears that no one is going to stop this horror. But, you have to let loose and laugh for a little bit or it is going to eat you up. Through the laughter we are trying to deal with the injustice and heal the wounds that have been ripped into us by judicial tyranny.


155 posted on 03/25/2005 9:54:50 AM PST by Jersey Republican Biker Chick (People too weak to follow their own dreams, will always find a way to discourage yours.)
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To: Mercat

Happy Birthday!


156 posted on 03/25/2005 9:55:05 AM PST by Bella_Bru (You're about as funny as a case sensitive search engine.)
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To: TheBigB
Birth of a Candy Bar
157 posted on 03/25/2005 9:58:35 AM PST by zippee
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To: jtminton

I'm the same way. Everyone else gets food poisoning and I'm ready for a second helping.


158 posted on 03/25/2005 9:59:29 AM PST by Conspiracy Guy (dotdotdot dashdashdash dotdotdot)
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To: TheBigB

Took care of your light work earlier and forgot to ping you.


159 posted on 03/25/2005 9:59:44 AM PST by Jersey Republican Biker Chick (People too weak to follow their own dreams, will always find a way to discourage yours.)
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To: TheBigB

How To Sell Lawnmowers


A young man just got a new job running the register at a store. The old-timer said he would teach him how to sell things. "Watch how I do it" he said to the new hire as a man came up to the counter.

The customer put a bag of grass seed on the counter. The old-timer then said to him "You know when you plant those seeds and the grass starts growing you're going to need a new lawnmower to cut that grass." "You know," said the man, "I do need to get a new mower, sure I'll take one."

After the customer left, the new kid said, "I think I see what you mean. Let me handle this next one." A man then stepped up to the counter and set down a box of tampons. The young salesman then said, "You know you should get you a new lawnmower to go with that."

The man then asked the young salesman, "What are you talking about?" "Well," he said, "It looks like your weekend's shot so you might as well cut the grass!"


160 posted on 03/25/2005 9:59:56 AM PST by day10 (Rules cannot substitute for character.)
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To: TheBigB

Like that Easter Bunny!


161 posted on 03/25/2005 10:01:03 AM PST by StoneColdGOP ("What does Marsellus Wallace look like?")
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To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick

You do good work...:)


162 posted on 03/25/2005 10:01:30 AM PST by pelikan
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To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick
Through the laughter we are trying to deal with the injustice and heal the wounds that have been ripped into us by judicial tyranny.

Shabbat Shalom, JRBC.

These wounds won't heal. They will cauterize. It's not silly, I know, and therefore not good for the thread. We will not recover from this event. Unfortunately, we will become used to it and think it's normal.

Just like that ringing in your ears after your first rock concert.

OK - I'll be good now.


I can still remember the energy crisis back when Jimmy Carter was President. He asked us to set our heat thermostats to 68 degrees to save energy. He told us we could wear sweaters around the house just like he did. He asked us to set our air conditioner thermostats to 78 degrees to save energy. (Fortunately he didn't demonstrate how he walks around the house shirtless to stay comfortable.)

I saved a bunch of energy and stayed comfortable. I ran my AC in the winter and my heater in the summer.

I wonder why ol' JC never thought of that?

Shalom.

163 posted on 03/25/2005 10:01:52 AM PST by ArGee (Why do we let the abnormal tell us what's normal?)
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To: pelikan

I try.


164 posted on 03/25/2005 10:02:19 AM PST by Jersey Republican Biker Chick (People too weak to follow their own dreams, will always find a way to discourage yours.)
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To: ArGee

ArGee, all I had to do was read the first two lines to know it came from you....


165 posted on 03/25/2005 10:03:36 AM PST by peacebaby (somewhere at the beach there's an empty chair just waiting for me.)
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To: Diva Betsy Ross

That cartoon reminds me of the cat and dog hair that is attracted to my black pants.


166 posted on 03/25/2005 10:05:44 AM PST by peacebaby (somewhere at the beach there's an empty chair just waiting for me.)
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To: day10

Job Application

Two young engineers applied for a single position at a computer company. They both had the same qualifications. In order to determine which individual to hire, the applicants were asked to take a test by the department manager.
Upon completion of the test, both men had each missed only one of the questions. The manager went to the first applicant and said, ''Thank you for your interest, but we've decided to give the job to the other applicant.''
"And why would you be doing that? We both got nine questions correct," asked the rejected applicant.

"We have based our decision not on the correct answers, but on the question you missed," said the department manager.

"And just how would one incorrect answer be better than the other?" the rejected applicant inquired.

''Simple,'' said the department manager, ''Your fellow applicant put down on question #5, 'I don't know.' You put down, 'Neither do I.'''


167 posted on 03/25/2005 10:05:48 AM PST by day10 (Rules cannot substitute for character.)
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To: Conspiracy Guy

Oh...My..God! That is hilarious!
Can you email that to me? I'm someplace where I can't print.:) Will send you my email address.


168 posted on 03/25/2005 10:07:21 AM PST by gimme1ibertee (It's not "Right To Die"...It's "Right To Live"!!)
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To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick

Well, isn´t it usual for Christians to mourn on "Good Friday"? I´m sorry, but I don´t understand that someone starts a "silliness thread" on this day - especially while we have to read that Michael Schiavo is already planning the funeral of a women he is going to kill. But that and the judicial decisions aren´t the saddest news of today - it is that a majority of Americans approve the silent death of Terri. I can´t believe it. Can you?


169 posted on 03/25/2005 10:07:43 AM PST by Michael81Dus
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To: day10; All

170 posted on 03/25/2005 10:08:12 AM PST by proud_2_B_texasgal
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To: Mercat

That's very funny. I use "smee" when I call somebody I know. They say "Hello," I say "smee." The bad print I did is a self-portrait titled "Smeee." There are no new ideas. sigh.


171 posted on 03/25/2005 10:08:28 AM PST by Finger Monkey (H.R. 25, Fair Tax Act - do the research, contact your legislators, get this puppy passed.)
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To: Mercat

172 posted on 03/25/2005 10:09:23 AM PST by r-q-tek86 (Just because nobody complains doesn't mean all parachutes are perfect)
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To: Michael81Dus
Just becasue there is bad stuff going on does not mean that we can't think about anything else, and that we have to be serious all the time. yes this is the day that Jesus died, but notice it is called good Friday? It is actually a day to celebrate what Jesus did for us, not a day to walk around in black and not think about anything the least bit funny.
173 posted on 03/25/2005 10:10:08 AM PST by Asphalt (Three can keep a secret if two are dead.)
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To: TheBigB
Thank you so very much for pinging me to this BB...

I really did need some laughs today!

174 posted on 03/25/2005 10:10:10 AM PST by pelikan
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To: gimme1ibertee

OK


175 posted on 03/25/2005 10:11:07 AM PST by Conspiracy Guy (dotdotdot dashdashdash dotdotdot)
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To: TheBigB

The Three Ministers

Three ministers and their wives were traveling on a mountain road to a weekend retreat. The car had a blowout and fell into a canyon, resulting in the death of all aboard.

The next thing they know the three couples are before Saint Peter at the Pearly Gates.

The first minister walks up to Saint Peter and says, “I’m Reverend Bill, and I’ve been a minister for 20 years.”

Saint Peter looks in his book and says, “Reverend Bill, we know about you. Your mortal sin was gluttony. All you ever thought about was food. You’re the only reverend on record to preach with a sandwich in one hand and a hotdog in the other. Why you thought about food so much, you even married a woman named Peaches. I’m sorry but there is no place in Heaven for you.”

The second minister walks up to Saint Peter and says, “I’m Reverend Bob, and I’ve been a minister for 25 years.”

Saint Peter looks in his book and says, “Reverend Bob, we know about you. Your mortal sin was avarice. All you ever thought about was money. You’re the only reverend on record to pass the collection plate four times in one service. Why you thought about money so much, you even married a woman named Penny. I’m sorry but there is no place in Heaven for you.”

Upon seeing what transpired to the previous two ministers, the third turns to his wife and says, “Well Fanny, I guess we best get going.”

Best Regards

Sergio


176 posted on 03/25/2005 10:12:26 AM PST by Sergio (If a tree fell on a mime in the forest, would he make a sound?)
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To: Conspiracy Guy
dotdotdot dashdashdash dotdotdot

That is SOS in morse code, yes?

177 posted on 03/25/2005 10:12:59 AM PST by Asphalt (Three can keep a secret if two are dead.)
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To: maggiefluffs

Easter's Cancelled

(sorry ArGee)

178 posted on 03/25/2005 10:14:52 AM PST by r-q-tek86 (Just because nobody complains doesn't mean all parachutes are perfect)
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To: Asphalt

Yep!


179 posted on 03/25/2005 10:14:55 AM PST by Conspiracy Guy (dotdotdot dashdashdash dotdotdot)
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To: E Rocc

Easter-Bunny-rude-awakening toon
BTTT
LOL!!!


180 posted on 03/25/2005 10:15:24 AM PST by The Spirit Of Allegiance (ATTN. MARXIST RED MSM: I RESENT your "RED STATE" switcheroo using our ELECTORAL MAP as PROPAGANDA!)
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To: Conspiracy Guy

181 posted on 03/25/2005 10:16:27 AM PST by proud_2_B_texasgal
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To: Michael81Dus
There is always a Friday silliness thread. I cannot believe that it got this far, that is why I needed to be here and laugh for a while to keep from crying.

Laughter is said to be the best medicine. So, I am going to take my medicine and preserve my sanity.

182 posted on 03/25/2005 10:16:45 AM PST by Jersey Republican Biker Chick (People too weak to follow their own dreams, will always find a way to discourage yours.)
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To: r-q-tek86

Hippo birdie two ewes...


183 posted on 03/25/2005 10:17:42 AM PST by MacDorcha ("Do you want the e-mail copy or the fax?" "Just the fax, ma'am.")
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To: proud_2_B_texasgal

184 posted on 03/25/2005 10:17:56 AM PST by Conspiracy Guy (dotdotdot dashdashdash dotdotdot)
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To: Maceman

"If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb."

I move we all fart simultaneously, in the general direction of an unnamed Florida judge....


185 posted on 03/25/2005 10:18:45 AM PST by The Spirit Of Allegiance (ATTN. MARXIST RED MSM: I RESENT your "RED STATE" switcheroo using our ELECTORAL MAP as PROPAGANDA!)
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To: Conspiracy Guy

186 posted on 03/25/2005 10:20:13 AM PST by proud_2_B_texasgal
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To: Lady Jag

It's no ordinary rabbit.


187 posted on 03/25/2005 10:21:16 AM PST by Finger Monkey (H.R. 25, Fair Tax Act - do the research, contact your legislators, get this puppy passed.)
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To: proud_2_B_texasgal
The moral of the story....

Sh*t flows downhill.

188 posted on 03/25/2005 10:21:55 AM PST by Jersey Republican Biker Chick (People too weak to follow their own dreams, will always find a way to discourage yours.)
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To: Mercat

189 posted on 03/25/2005 10:22:15 AM PST by pelikan
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To: proud_2_B_texasgal

190 posted on 03/25/2005 10:22:30 AM PST by Conspiracy Guy (dotdotdot dashdashdash dotdotdot)
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To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick

Why, yes, yes it does...


191 posted on 03/25/2005 10:23:28 AM PST by proud_2_B_texasgal
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To: Conspiracy Guy

BWA HA HA HA HA!!! poor baby.


192 posted on 03/25/2005 10:23:56 AM PST by proud_2_B_texasgal
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To: timtoews5292004

New Florida tourism slogan:

Disabled? Infirm? Come to Florida. We'll "TAKE CARE" of you.


I think someone should start a thread with new Florida slogans. Not me, though. Not clever enough.


193 posted on 03/25/2005 10:24:24 AM PST by IM2MAD
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To: Lady Jag

Run away!


194 posted on 03/25/2005 10:24:43 AM PST by Finger Monkey (H.R. 25, Fair Tax Act - do the research, contact your legislators, get this puppy passed.)
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To: proud_2_B_texasgal

195 posted on 03/25/2005 10:25:41 AM PST by Conspiracy Guy (dotdotdot dashdashdash dotdotdot)
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To: Conspiracy Guy

196 posted on 03/25/2005 10:25:44 AM PST by proud_2_B_texasgal
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To: teenyelliott

The Official Friday Silliness Thread was even hijacked. Sigh.


197 posted on 03/25/2005 10:25:51 AM PST by Finger Monkey (H.R. 25, Fair Tax Act - do the research, contact your legislators, get this puppy passed.)
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To: Conspiracy Guy

Mobile home? Travel Trailer?


198 posted on 03/25/2005 10:26:23 AM PST by proud_2_B_texasgal
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To: IM2MAD

It'll be flooded with "hanging chad" jokes, Terri Schiavo commentary, and old people's driving.


199 posted on 03/25/2005 10:26:32 AM PST by MacDorcha ("Do you want the e-mail copy or the fax?" "Just the fax, ma'am.")
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To: proud_2_B_texasgal

200 posted on 03/25/2005 10:26:37 AM PST by Conspiracy Guy (dotdotdot dashdashdash dotdotdot)
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