Skip to comments.*** OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD ***
Posted on 03/25/2005 8:16:07 AM PST by TheBigB
Woo Hooooo! TGIF and Happy Easter everyone!! Time for another FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD! As always, feel free to post jokes, silly pics, nonsensical statements, or even to IGNORE THIS THREAD!
Same here.. I think we all need to calm down and take a chill pill.
Did you ever celebrate your birthday on Easter? I did, when I was five. Now you can go figure out how old I am. LOL.
Thanks I needed that.
Three men die on the same day and find themselves outside the Pearly Gates. St. Peter meets them and explains that Heaven is getting a bit crowded so they've instituted a test to gain admittance to Paradise. He looks at the first guy and asks, "What is Easter?"
"Easter," the guy says, "That's the holiday when the family gets together and cooks a big turkey dinner. Everybody sits around eating and watching football. That's Easter."
"Sorry," says St. Pete, "You're wrong. You go to Hell." He turns the the next man and repeats the question.
"Easter," the man says. "That's when everybody gets together and decorate the tree, buys presents, sings carols, and enjoys the Easter holiday season. That's Easter."
"Sorry," says St. Pete, "You're wrong. You go to Hell." He turns the the last man and repeats the question.
"Easter," the man says. "On Good Friday, Jesus was crucified on the cross, died and was buried. Three days later he rose from the dead, left the tomb, saw his shadow, and there were six more weeks...
Actually I did too. But I can't remember if it has happened since mine. I'm guessing 50-something?
"A slipping gear could let your M203 grenade launcher fire when you least expect it. That would make you quite unpopular in what's left of your unit."
-Army's magazine of preventive maintenance.
"Aim towards the Enemy."
-Instruction printed on US Rocket Launcher
"When the pin is pulled, Mr. Grenade is not our friend."
-U.S. Marine Corps
"Cluster bombing from B-52s is very, very accurate. The bombs are guaranteed to always hit the ground."
-U.S.A.F. Ammo Troop
"If the enemy is in range, so are you."
"It is generally inadvisable to eject directly over the area you just bombed."
-U.S. Air Force Manual
"Whoever said the pen is mightier than the sword obviously never encountered automatic weapons."
"Try to look unimportant; they may be low on ammo."
"You, you, and you . . . Panic. The rest of you, come with me."
-U.S. Marine Corp Gunnery Sgt.
"Tracers work both ways."
-U.S. Army Ordnance
"Five second fuses only last three seconds."
"Don't ever be the first, don't ever be the last, and don't ever volunteer to do anything."
-U. S Navy Swabbie
"Bravery is being the only one who knows you're afraid."
"If your attack is going too well, you're walking into an ambush."
"No combat ready unit has ever passed inspection."
"Any ship can be a minesweeper... once."
"Never tell the Platoon Sergeant you have nothing to do."
-Unknown Marine Recruit
"Don't draw fire; it irritates the people around you."
"If you see a bomb technician running, follow him & try to pass him."
-U.S.A.F. Ammo Troop
TRIM SPA BA-BY!
I give you a stolen bunny with a terrible headache.
By the way, I have a horrible print that I made called "Smeee."
It's my daughter Mary's 2nd Birthday!
Not that I can remember and I'm awful at math word probelms....lol:)
I come from a family of Aries women-me,my mom,my great grandmother, and my aunt...All on the maternal side...very scary!!!
It is the best piece of Junk Email I ever got!
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