Skip to comments.*** OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD ***
Posted on 03/25/2005 8:16:07 AM PST by TheBigB
Woo Hooooo! TGIF and Happy Easter everyone!! Time for another FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD! As always, feel free to post jokes, silly pics, nonsensical statements, or even to IGNORE THIS THREAD!
TRIM SPA BA-BY!
I give you a stolen bunny with a terrible headache.
By the way, I have a horrible print that I made called "Smeee."
It's my daughter Mary's 2nd Birthday!
Not that I can remember and I'm awful at math word probelms....lol:)
I come from a family of Aries women-me,my mom,my great grandmother, and my aunt...All on the maternal side...very scary!!!
It is the best piece of Junk Email I ever got!
Can somebody please post the page?
Hoppie Birdie Two Ewe!
Hi Diva Betsy.
never post that again
Top pic - that looks like a world-class wedgie.
that has to be the funniest thing I have seen in a long long time. Nearly as funny as the fark.com photoshop contest "photoshop a religious-themed bathroom amenity."
Warning, do not go there.
I took a chill pill once. Thought I could take one and move on, but I had not counted on how highly addictive they are. Mind you, this was a properly perscribed and legally purchased dose. However, I soon found out that I couldn't live without them. I was hooked and it really started impacting my life.
Fortunately, I was able to get treatment and am no longer hooked on chill pills.
Unfortunately, I live in Florida and my medical records have been siezed to prove I was doctor shopping during my addiction.
If you need to chill, stay away from pills. Sit in the freezer.
I forgot the actual captions. Here is the original caption for the top picture.
The world's largest edible Easter egg, measuring 27 feet, 3 inches high with a 21-foot diameter and weighing 4,299 pounds, made it into the Guinness Book of World Records on Thursday. The egg, in Sint-Niklaas, Belgium, was created over eight days by 26 master chocolate makers who used a total of 50,000 praline chocolate bars.
Here is the original caption for the second.
A young giant Pacific octopus named Alaska plays with plastic Easter eggs at Baltimore's National Aquarium on Thursday. The octopus learns to open the eggs and eat the shrimp out of them much like the children find candy inside their eggs.
I knew that a long time ago. Gene Simmons said so.
If Gene Simmons says it, it has to be true.
" I just wanted you to know, Alba told me, sounding hungry and decidedly sober, that Im half-naked right now and eating chocolate cake.
Except then, Alba corrected, Ill keep my clothes on.
The next evening, over our desserta brown-butter quince tart paired with a panna cotta flapjackAlba made sure to clear up any lingering ambiguity from our phone conversation.
I was not totally naked when we spoke, she confided, slipping a gob of panna cotta onto her tongue. I had on leather chaps.
Just kidding B! Hugs to you both!
is she wearing one of those plastic diaper covers intended for bedwetters?
Mmmmm...Jessica Alba. She is almost indecently beautiful.
OK. Well, I am doing "The Adventures of Stupid Stick Man" comics for my husband (drawn on yellow tablet paper).
Today's "Stupid Stick Man" comic is a drawing of a very lame stick man on the beach. He is kicking sand in a bully's face and the bully is saying, "Hey! What th...? Who's kickin' sand in my face?"
Stupid Stick Man is just smiling and continuing to kick sand. - I did one yesterday, but I can't remember right now how it went. I'll look for it (probably in File 13 under his desk).
That's what I'm talking about.
THE HORSE THE CHICKEN & THE HARLEY On the farm lived a chicken and a horse, both of whom loved to play together. One day the two were playing, when the horse fell into a bog and began to sink. Scared for his life, the horse whinnied for the chicken to go get the farmer for help! Off the chicken ran, back to the farm. Arriving at the farm, he searched and searched for the farmer, but to no avail, for he had gone to town with the only tractor. Running around, the chicken spied the farmer's new Harley. Finding the keys in the ignition, the chicken sped off with a length of rope hoping he still had time to save his friend's life. Back at the bog, the horse was surprised, but happy, to see the chicken arrive on the shiny Harley, and he managed to get a hold of the loop of rope the chicken tossed to him. After tying the other end to the rear bumper of the farmer's bike, the chicken then drove slowly forward and, with the aid of the powerful bike, rescued the horse! Happy and proud, the chicken rode the Harley back to the farmhouse, and the farmer was none the wiser when he returned. The friendship between the two animals was cemented: Best Buddies, Best Pals. A few weeks later, the chicken fell into a mud pit, and soon, he too, began to sink and cried out to the horse to save his life! The horse thought a moment, walked over, and straddled the large puddle. Looking underneath, he told the chicken to grab his hangy-down thing and he would then lift him out of the pit. The chicken got a good grip, and the horse pulled him up and out, saving his life. The moral of the story? (yep, there's a moral!) "When You're Hung Like A Horse, You Don't Need A Harley To Pick Up Chicks!"
Both of my sisters have had Easter birthdays, but we didn't figure out till last year that one of them has an Easter birthday the same years I have an Ash Wednesday birthday.
Easter parties are more fun than Ash Wednesday parties!
As soon as things let up in here......
I'm not the type to start a conversation in the rest room; but I don't know what got into me, so I answered,somewhat embarrassed: "Doin' just fine!"
And the other person says: "So what are you up to?"
What kind of question is that? At that point, I'm thinking this is too bizarre so I say: "Uhhh, I'm like you, just traveling!"
At this point I am just trying to get out as fast as I can when I hear another question. "Can I come over?"
OK, this question is just too weird for me; but I figured I could just be polite and end the conversation. I tell them: "No........I'm a little busy right now!!!"
Then I hear the person say nervously..... "Listen, I'll have to call you back. There's an idiot in the other stall who keeps answering all my questions."
Heard it before, just as good the second tiem as the first.
Happy Birthday ! Been waiting all week for today, It's been a long dreary week, Terri S. case is draining.
Happy Easter ! :}
I am going to take this to the bike shop and have them hang it on the wall.
That's a keeper. I have clients who are sent to anger management all the time. LOL
good looking ride.
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