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*** OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD ***
3/25/05 | TheBigB

Posted on 03/25/2005 8:16:07 AM PST by TheBigB

Woo Hooooo! TGIF and Happy Easter everyone!! Time for another FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD! As always, feel free to post jokes, silly pics, nonsensical statements, or even to IGNORE THIS THREAD!

"Happy Easter!"

"Arrrgh, silliness!"

"Ahhh, Friday!"


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To: Lady Jag
Come, have fun!


51 posted on 03/25/2005 8:31:36 AM PST by beachn4fun (When today becomes tomorrow, and tomorrow becomes today, where will you be?)
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To: TheBigB

TRIM SPA BA-BY!


52 posted on 03/25/2005 8:31:38 AM PST by Lockbar (March toward the sound of the guns.)
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To: Mercat
Happy birthday!


I give you a stolen bunny with a terrible headache.

By the way, I have a horrible print that I made called "Smeee."

53 posted on 03/25/2005 8:31:57 AM PST by Finger Monkey (H.R. 25, Fair Tax Act - do the research, contact your legislators, get this puppy passed.)
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To: Mercat

It's my daughter Mary's 2nd Birthday!


54 posted on 03/25/2005 8:32:36 AM PST by ElkGroveDan
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To: Jet Jaguar; txradioguy; Arrowhead1952; uncleshag

55 posted on 03/25/2005 8:32:51 AM PST by beachn4fun (When today becomes tomorrow, and tomorrow becomes today, where will you be?)
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To: TheBigB

56 posted on 03/25/2005 8:33:13 AM PST by RushCrush (The FReeper formerly known as Alias. "Crime does not pay...as well as politics." A. E. Newman)
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To: E Rocc
I have not been laughing much this week- but your bunny slipper cartoon just cracked me up. Thanks for the chuckle. :]


57 posted on 03/25/2005 8:33:22 AM PST by Diva Betsy Ross (Code pink stinks!)
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To: beachn4fun

Howdy!


58 posted on 03/25/2005 8:34:31 AM PST by Jet Jaguar
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To: Mercat

Not that I can remember and I'm awful at math word probelms....lol:)

I come from a family of Aries women-me,my mom,my great grandmother, and my aunt...All on the maternal side...very scary!!!


59 posted on 03/25/2005 8:34:41 AM PST by seeker41
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To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick

It is the best piece of Junk Email I ever got!


60 posted on 03/25/2005 8:34:53 AM PST by Conspiracy Guy (dotdotdot dashdashdash dotdotdot)
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To: TheBigB

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2005/03/24/ebay_auction_grab.gif

Can somebody please post the page?


61 posted on 03/25/2005 8:34:57 AM PST by EllaMinnow
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To: Mercat

Hoppie Birdie Two Ewe!


62 posted on 03/25/2005 8:35:15 AM PST by RushCrush (The FReeper formerly known as Alias. "Crime does not pay...as well as politics." A. E. Newman)
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To: Diva Betsy Ross

Hi Diva Betsy.


63 posted on 03/25/2005 8:35:58 AM PST by beachn4fun (When today becomes tomorrow, and tomorrow becomes today, where will you be?)
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To: EllaMinnow

64 posted on 03/25/2005 8:36:05 AM PST by ElkGroveDan
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To: ElkGroveDan

never post that again


65 posted on 03/25/2005 8:36:15 AM PST by Asphalt (Three can keep a secret if two are dead.)
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To: beachn4fun

Hey, Beachy!

how's life?


66 posted on 03/25/2005 8:36:30 AM PST by tiamat (Some days, it's not even worth chewing through the restraints.)
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To: NRA1995
Would you like to come over here and join all the silliness?


67 posted on 03/25/2005 8:37:05 AM PST by beachn4fun (When today becomes tomorrow, and tomorrow becomes today, where will you be?)
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To: TheBigB

68 posted on 03/25/2005 8:37:07 AM PST by maggief
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To: Arrowhead1952

Top pic - that looks like a world-class wedgie.


69 posted on 03/25/2005 8:37:26 AM PST by ErnBatavia (I don't drink and FReep...it just looks that way)
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To: ElkGroveDan

that has to be the funniest thing I have seen in a long long time. Nearly as funny as the fark.com photoshop contest "photoshop a religious-themed bathroom amenity."


70 posted on 03/25/2005 8:38:18 AM PST by timtoews5292004
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To: KevinDavis
Same here.. I think we all need to calm down and take a chill pill.

Warning, do not go there.

I took a chill pill once. Thought I could take one and move on, but I had not counted on how highly addictive they are. Mind you, this was a properly perscribed and legally purchased dose. However, I soon found out that I couldn't live without them. I was hooked and it really started impacting my life.

Fortunately, I was able to get treatment and am no longer hooked on chill pills.

Unfortunately, I live in Florida and my medical records have been siezed to prove I was doctor shopping during my addiction.

If you need to chill, stay away from pills. Sit in the freezer.

Shalom.

71 posted on 03/25/2005 8:38:40 AM PST by ArGee (Why do we let the abnormal tell us what's normal?)
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To: ErnBatavia

I forgot the actual captions. Here is the original caption for the top picture.

The world's largest edible Easter egg, measuring 27 feet, 3 inches high with a 21-foot diameter and weighing 4,299 pounds, made it into the Guinness Book of World Records on Thursday. The egg, in Sint-Niklaas, Belgium, was created over eight days by 26 master chocolate makers who used a total of 50,000 praline chocolate bars.

Here is the original caption for the second.

A young giant Pacific octopus named Alaska plays with plastic Easter eggs at Baltimore's National Aquarium on Thursday. The octopus learns to open the eggs and eat the shrimp out of them much like the children find candy inside their eggs.


72 posted on 03/25/2005 8:40:01 AM PST by Arrowhead1952 (TV News and the MSM - - - ROTFLMAO)
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To: Maceman
"The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue."

"(Hmmmmmm........)"

I knew that a long time ago. Gene Simmons said so.

73 posted on 03/25/2005 8:40:03 AM PST by Jersey Republican Biker Chick (People too weak to follow their own dreams, will always find a way to discourage yours.)
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To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick

If Gene Simmons says it, it has to be true.


74 posted on 03/25/2005 8:41:47 AM PST by timtoews5292004
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To: TheBigB

" “I just wanted you to know,” Alba told me, sounding hungry and decidedly sober, “that I’m half-naked right now and eating chocolate cake.”

“Except then,” Alba corrected, “I’ll keep my clothes on.”

The next evening, over our dessert—a brown-butter quince tart paired with a panna cotta flapjack—Alba made sure to clear up any lingering ambiguity from our phone conversation.

“I was not totally naked when we spoke,” she confided, slipping a gob of panna cotta onto her tongue. “I had on leather chaps.”

-Eric

75 posted on 03/25/2005 8:42:32 AM PST by E Rocc
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To: beachn4fun; TheBigB
Hi Beachie! Whatchu' doin' Wayyyy over here? Was it Big B's Animal magnetism that gotcha over here?

Just kidding B! Hugs to you both!

76 posted on 03/25/2005 8:43:47 AM PST by Diva Betsy Ross (Code pink stinks!)
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To: E Rocc

is she wearing one of those plastic diaper covers intended for bedwetters?


77 posted on 03/25/2005 8:44:26 AM PST by timtoews5292004
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To: TheBigB

78 posted on 03/25/2005 8:44:41 AM PST by Dallas59 (" I have a great team that is going to beat George W. Bush" John Kerry -2004)
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To: Dallas59

79 posted on 03/25/2005 8:45:46 AM PST by Dallas59 (" I have a great team that is going to beat George W. Bush" John Kerry -2004)
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To: Dallas59

80 posted on 03/25/2005 8:46:55 AM PST by Dallas59 (" I have a great team that is going to beat George W. Bush" John Kerry -2004)
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To: E Rocc

Mmmmm...Jessica Alba. She is almost indecently beautiful.


81 posted on 03/25/2005 8:48:21 AM PST by TheBigB (TheBigB and Fierce Allegance -- the Dirk Diggler and Reed Rothchild of FR!)
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To: timtoews5292004
I've seen the tongue in action on all of the music videos and I am convinced that Shannon is real happy.
82 posted on 03/25/2005 8:48:45 AM PST by Jersey Republican Biker Chick (People too weak to follow their own dreams, will always find a way to discourage yours.)
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To: timtoews5292004

OK. Well, I am doing "The Adventures of Stupid Stick Man" comics for my husband (drawn on yellow tablet paper).

Today's "Stupid Stick Man" comic is a drawing of a very lame stick man on the beach. He is kicking sand in a bully's face and the bully is saying, "Hey! What th...? Who's kickin' sand in my face?"

Stupid Stick Man is just smiling and continuing to kick sand. - I did one yesterday, but I can't remember right now how it went. I'll look for it (probably in File 13 under his desk).


83 posted on 03/25/2005 8:50:43 AM PST by Twinkie ( Look for upcoming "Adventures of Stupid Stick Man" on FR . . . .)
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To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick

84 posted on 03/25/2005 8:51:08 AM PST by TheBigB (TheBigB and Fierce Allegance -- the Dirk Diggler and Reed Rothchild of FR!)
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To: TheBigB

That's what I'm talking about.


85 posted on 03/25/2005 8:51:53 AM PST by Jersey Republican Biker Chick (People too weak to follow their own dreams, will always find a way to discourage yours.)
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THE HORSE THE CHICKEN & THE HARLEY On the farm lived a chicken and a horse, both of whom loved to play together. One day the two were playing, when the horse fell into a bog and began to sink. Scared for his life, the horse whinnied for the chicken to go get the farmer for help! Off the chicken ran, back to the farm. Arriving at the farm, he searched and searched for the farmer, but to no avail, for he had gone to town with the only tractor. Running around, the chicken spied the farmer's new Harley. Finding the keys in the ignition, the chicken sped off with a length of rope hoping he still had time to save his friend's life. Back at the bog, the horse was surprised, but happy, to see the chicken arrive on the shiny Harley, and he managed to get a hold of the loop of rope the chicken tossed to him. After tying the other end to the rear bumper of the farmer's bike, the chicken then drove slowly forward and, with the aid of the powerful bike, rescued the horse! Happy and proud, the chicken rode the Harley back to the farmhouse, and the farmer was none the wiser when he returned. The friendship between the two animals was cemented: Best Buddies, Best Pals. A few weeks later, the chicken fell into a mud pit, and soon, he too, began to sink and cried out to the horse to save his life! The horse thought a moment, walked over, and straddled the large puddle. Looking underneath, he told the chicken to grab his hangy-down thing and he would then lift him out of the pit. The chicken got a good grip, and the horse pulled him up and out, saving his life. The moral of the story? (yep, there's a moral!) "When You're Hung Like A Horse, You Don't Need A Harley To Pick Up Chicks!"


86 posted on 03/25/2005 8:53:33 AM PST by cjshapi
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To: Mercat

Both of my sisters have had Easter birthdays, but we didn't figure out till last year that one of them has an Easter birthday the same years I have an Ash Wednesday birthday.

Easter parties are more fun than Ash Wednesday parties!


87 posted on 03/25/2005 8:53:46 AM PST by EllaMinnow
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To: Dallas59

-Eric

88 posted on 03/25/2005 8:54:12 AM PST by E Rocc
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To: beachn4fun

As soon as things let up in here......


89 posted on 03/25/2005 8:54:58 AM PST by NRA1995 ("Yew jes' go and lay yore hand on a Pittsburgh Steelers fan & Ah think yer gonna fin'lly understand")
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To: TheBigB
I needed to go to the bathroom and I was barely sitting down when I heard a voice from the other stall saying: "Hi, how are you?"

I'm not the type to start a conversation in the rest room; but I don't know what got into me, so I answered,somewhat embarrassed: "Doin' just fine!"

And the other person says: "So what are you up to?"

What kind of question is that? At that point, I'm thinking this is too bizarre so I say: "Uhhh, I'm like you, just traveling!"

At this point I am just trying to get out as fast as I can when I hear another question. "Can I come over?"

OK, this question is just too weird for me; but I figured I could just be polite and end the conversation. I tell them: "No........I'm a little busy right now!!!"

Then I hear the person say nervously..... "Listen, I'll have to call you back. There's an idiot in the other stall who keeps answering all my questions."

90 posted on 03/25/2005 8:55:24 AM PST by PaulJ
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To: PaulJ

Heard it before, just as good the second tiem as the first.


91 posted on 03/25/2005 8:57:07 AM PST by Asphalt (Three can keep a secret if two are dead.)
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To: E Rocc
Car featured in 2001 a Space Odyssey
92 posted on 03/25/2005 9:00:45 AM PST by Dallas59 (" I have a great team that is going to beat George W. Bush" John Kerry -2004)
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To: Mercat

Happy Birthday ! Been waiting all week for today, It's been a long dreary week, Terri S. case is draining.

Happy Easter ! :}


93 posted on 03/25/2005 9:01:02 AM PST by newfrpr04
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To: Mercat

Happy Birthday!


94 posted on 03/25/2005 9:04:25 AM PST by TrueKnightGalahad (It is only with the heart that one can see rightly. What is essential is invisible to the eye. A S-E)
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To: peacebaby
Am I the only one who is sick...

Not by a long-shot. I can't turn on the news anymore. I can barely get on FR without some thread hijacking taking place.
95 posted on 03/25/2005 9:04:50 AM PST by BJClinton (“Give me your DUmmies, your Idiots, your Leftist Wackos yearning to be sanity free.” ~PJ-Comix)
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To: All

96 posted on 03/25/2005 9:05:43 AM PST by Jet Jaguar
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To: cjshapi

I am going to take this to the bike shop and have them hang it on the wall.


97 posted on 03/25/2005 9:05:50 AM PST by Jersey Republican Biker Chick (People too weak to follow their own dreams, will always find a way to discourage yours.)
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To: Conspiracy Guy

That's a keeper. I have clients who are sent to anger management all the time. LOL


98 posted on 03/25/2005 9:05:55 AM PST by Mercat (smeeeeee)
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To: E Rocc

99 posted on 03/25/2005 9:06:14 AM PST by Dallas59 (" I have a great team that is going to beat George W. Bush" John Kerry -2004)
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To: Dallas59

good looking ride.


100 posted on 03/25/2005 9:08:17 AM PST by Jet Jaguar
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