Z is for Zot : Are You A Troll?

[NucyulerIsntAWword]

Are you a hater? Do you consider yourself to be superior based on your race, religion, sexual orientation? Are you a self-righteous blowhard? If you are reading this, then you most likely are one. What makes you so superior? Because of your religion? What about all the Islams who are acting just as self-righteous and oppressive and "RIGHT" as you?? Moslems and Homosexuals aren't the scourge of the world. Intolerance, judgmentalism, and vice-pointing (i.e. You're going to hell because you do this or that, or don't believe exactly what I believe). You've got it all wrong as far as I'm concerned. Using HATE and INTOLERANCE and RACISM (Ya'll are busted!!!!!!) to convey Christianity is not at all what Jesus would have had in mind! Hippocrisy is alive and well.

[AQGeiger]

Learn how to spell and use proper sentence structure, fool.

[JennysCool]

I hate you.

S'long.

[Crazieman]

You are intolerant towards us.

Therefore, you are a bigoted jerk.

I hope your head explodes when you process the logic.

[CGVet58]

Congrats, you got in before the ZOT.

[wizardoz]

Welcome to Free Republic! (Here kitty kitty kitty kitty... got a nice, tender 13 year old with his mommy's PC just waiting here for you...)

[ButThreeLeftsDo]

AlllllllllLeftyThen...........

[Simmy2.5]

[West Coast Conservative]

Yes. I am superior to idiots like you.

[JennysCool]

Actually, your average beetle is intellectually superior to this one.

[Smokin' Joe]

In before the Zot?

[M. Espinola]

Another commie terrorist supporting pinko bites the dust!

On sale now! While supplies last! :)

[Killborn]

Yes. I am a proud hater. Here is a long list of people I hate:

[Bring popcorn.]

gangsters
race pimps
perverts
pedophiles
traitors
communists
dictators
money grubbing lawyers
liberal activist judges
hippies
terrorists
rapists
murderers
feminazis
the gay mafia
gun grabbers
anti-Christian secularists
envirowhackos
felons
socialists
corrupt politicians
"experts" (aka liars)
busybody food police
goovermint nannies
Marxist pseudo-scientists
"doctors" (aka death mongers)
"teachers" (indoctrinators)
physical abusers
pornographers
talentless hacks who promote degeneracy in their muse
the propagandist media
bleeding heart criminal butt kissers
liberal hypocrites
drug trafickers
illegal alien smugglers
oppressors
fascists
racists
sexists
anti-Americans
filth mongers
diaper stains who exploit tragedies for their own gain
terrorist appeasers
lazy bums
slanderers
anti-military scumbags
anyone who aids and abet any of the above

...and lastly...

FREE REPUBLIC TROLLS!

So eat this!

[Army Air Corps]

Wir haben eine Troll.

Target sighted.
Range calculated.
Adjust elevation and windage and fire for effect.

Dear troll,

Thank you for offering a light exercise in basic rhetoric. I applaud your, aleit feeble, effort to provide a frame for debate. Next time, formulate a thesis, organise your thoughts (this requires engaging your grey matter), and provide illustrative examples. A semblance of cogent reasoning would be a good start. Until then, sod off, twit.

[kb2614]

(yawn)

Another barely coherent troll. This one isn't even amusing.

[Echo Talon]

What about all the Islams who are acting just as self-righteous and oppressive and "RIGHT" as you??

Islams? WTF is that? :D Thanks for the laugh.

[Army Air Corps]

There are one or two little gems in this short tirade. It probably succumbed to the munchies before it could finish this magnum opus.

[Echo Talon]

Strange how someone that talks about tolerance is so fulled with hate. :P

[A CA Guy]

This person sure had diarrhea of the mouth.

[Redcloak]

"May I come inside and look for hippies?"

[TBarnett34]

This one gets a D-, and that's with a curve.

[Jemian]

If it weren't for insomnia, this would have just died a natural death. Funny how Jimmah Cahtah was allowed to say nu-cu-lar, but President Bush isn't. Just a thought.

[MeekOneGOP]

Bye, NucyulerIsntAWword.

"He's dead, Jim!"

Please let me know if you want ON or OFF my Viking Kitty/ZOT ping list!. . .don't be shy.

[MeekOneGOP]

haha! This was posted on JustAmy's thread to me:

The VK's might get a kick outta that one. :)

[diamond6]

You guys are all so mean .....

He can't help it that he's a jerk.

[DollyCali]

my goodness.. what are you doing UP at this ridiculous hour?

and chasing trolls?

Oh, wait a minute....

[DollyCali]

If you are reading this, then you most likely are one

Well, no, not exactly... if I (we) are reading this we:

1. were prolly pinged ...due to the intelligent & vibrant post.

2. Have insomnia

3. are fortunate...as it is full of boo-boos

4. are no doubt bored because Pookie hasn't posted his toons yet

5. are taking a break from writing our hate lists & hate deeds for upcoming day

[DollyCali]

you still up Jem? I got in late & need to catch some Zzzzss soon

[Allosaurs_r_us]

  You can see how important your opinion is to us. IDIOT!

[Bellflower]

The really amazing thing is that just like he loves me, Jesus loves you! Yes, you too can be forgiven. When he was nailed to the cross and died to take the punishment for all of our sins this included yours. But you know what, it is true that you must ask him. Ask him to forgive you and turn to God, your creator, let him know that it is true that you are a sinner and that you have rebelled from his love and his will for you. Let him know that your way just hasn't worked for you. You are not happy with the rottenness that you know is in your soul. Let him know that you are want to do it his way from now on, after all he is the one with all the answers for you. He will take you in and embrace you as his own child. He will give you eternal life instead of the eternal punishment that we all deserve. But you are right about me, I know that there is just one right answer. There is only one way to God. You must come to him through his only begotten Son who died so that you can be forgiven. Hope this post finds it's way into your heart. Hope for you a new clean spirit that comes only by gift from God through his son Jesus Christ. God Bless, B

[Jemian]

I'm up for only a little while. Hopefully, I'll get back to sleep soon.

[pookie18]

In that case, boredom disappears in ~15 min...

[MeekOneGOP]

hehe! :)

Mornin'!

The little woman and me are getting ready to head out to Bally's.

We work out EARLY every Monday - Friday mornings.

It's a great way to start the day. :)

[MeekOneGOP]

haha! :)

[muir_redwoods]

Alcohol and keyboards apparently don't mix.

It's true that "Nucyuler" isn't a word. Neither is "Cyuber" but JFK got away with it whenever he refered to Castro's home island.

[driftless]

Hippocrisy. Is that the study of hippos and political crises?

[MitchellC]

Thing is, you can count on pomposity, self-righteousness indignation, yada yada probably 99.9% of the time a leftie expresses an opinion. And I'm likely being generous. The center of the liberal philosophy seems to be that whoever 'realizes' and 'articulates' the view is morally superior to everyone else. Their definition of 'hate' is not sharing their opinions.

[Born Conservative]

Get a frickin' life...

[zip]

I was going to post the same ideas that you did but you beat me to it. This has to be a publik skool edumacated DUer.

[Darksheare]

I'm going to show up at your house next time you are rollerblading, and I'll kneecap you with an aluminum baseball bat.
Why?
Because I hate trolls, that's why.
And because I can.
After that, I'll forcibly drag you up onto your roof and sacrifice you to the Aztec gods.

[eyespysomething]

It's y'all not ya'll. It's short for you all.

The bookful blockhead, ignorantly read, With loads of learned lumber in his head.

[WakeUpAndVote]

"Are you a hater? Do you consider yourself to be superior based on your race, religion, sexual orientation? Are you a self-righteous blowhard? If you are reading this, then you most likely are one."
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I can read. I do not consider myself superior because race or religion. Although, I will point out that Islam does like get rid of competition. Sexual orientation, the only reason that you are bringing this up is because you are gay. I don't care. The only hater I see is you.
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"Moslems and Homosexuals aren't the scourge of the world. Intolerance, judgmentalism......"
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Oh, I see your point now. These people... Are tolerant of the actions of the people who did this.
That cleared it up for me on who you are and what you stand for. You are the hater. And therefore are hated by every American.

[wolicy_ponk]

[lowbridge]

Why are you stupid?

[Tread]

If it weren't for insomnia, this would have just died a natural death. Funny how Jimmah Cahtah was allowed to say nu-cu-lar, but President Bush isn't. Just a thought.

If you remember, Jimmah used to say, "Nu-kee-ur".

[FateAmenableToChange]

Actually, your average beetle is intellectually superior to this one.

Which one was the average one? John or Ringo? I can never keep them straight.

[RushCrush]

I hate people with no common sense. And yes, that includes you and your DU friends.

Oh, and you stink.

[Houmatt]

I would have added abortion doctors to the list.

[BureaucratusMaximus]