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Posted on 05/03/2005 8:23:05 PM PDT by Mo1

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To: Lakeshark

The fish-slap thread was funny enough...


101 posted on 05/06/2005 9:58:29 AM PDT by lodwick (Integrity has no need of rules. Albert Camus)
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To: grannie9
where can you take a shark?

1. Sitting at computer looking at pervo shots. 2. Groping wimmin as airport screener. 3. Trembling in fear as he spots a tree-less horizon.

102 posted on 05/06/2005 10:44:26 AM PDT by Borax Queen
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To: Borax Queen

103 posted on 05/06/2005 11:07:27 AM PDT by lodwick (Integrity has no need of rules. Albert Camus)
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To: Borax Queen; Lakeshark; Darksheare; lodwick

It all sounds a little fishy to me, but I have other fish to fry right now, so I can't keep floundering around here on DD.;)

I have to have a little nap before preparing my shark filets marinated in snake oil and McCormicks seasoning for the grill..

Yes Loddy, we found it....;)

Ta..


104 posted on 05/06/2005 11:20:41 AM PDT by grannie9 (Between slobs, dogs, and Englishmen, I'm always in hot water.)
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To: grannie9

LOL!


105 posted on 05/06/2005 11:25:02 AM PDT by Darksheare (There is a flaw in my surreality, it's totally unrealistic.)
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To: lodwick

That is sooooooooooooooo funny! El tiburon es bound and gagged - perfect!


106 posted on 05/06/2005 12:20:15 PM PDT by Borax Queen
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To: catpuppy; Letitring; Servant of the 9; Lakeshark; Mo1; sweetliberty; .38sw; grannie9; yall

Oh, Lord, GimmeStrength ! I just saw a thread about some sour-puss "conservatives" who got all wadded up over the hilarious comments Laura Bush made during the White House Correspondants dinner last weekend. What is wrong with those people, don't they ever have contact with other humans ?


107 posted on 05/06/2005 12:54:57 PM PDT by Darlin' ("I will not forget this wound to my country." President George W Bush, 20 Sept 2001)
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To: Servant of the 9; Letitring
Swervie, do you have a favorite in the Derby.... (notice I didn't ask Ringy that question, hehehe. :) I know she does. )

It looks like it will be Bellamy Road's race to lose but I kinda like High Fly and Afleet Alex. Heck, I just like them all, they're all such magnificent animals.

108 posted on 05/06/2005 1:01:57 PM PDT by Darlin' ("I will not forget this wound to my country." President George W Bush, 20 Sept 2001)
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To: Darlin'

There have been threads all week about Laura Bush and her jokes. My god. Some folks have zero sense of humor. One of the really long threads got pulled a couple of days ago because a flame war got going. There were nearly 1,000 replies on that one. I couldn't believe some of the pinched prudes on that one. Self-righteous and pious bunch. My guess is though, that it's hard to laugh when you have a stick up your butt. Imagine how much that must hurt!


109 posted on 05/06/2005 1:09:48 PM PDT by .38sw
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To: Darlin'

I saw some of those threads - really kind of pitiful, I thought.

Cheers down there.


110 posted on 05/06/2005 1:11:48 PM PDT by lodwick (Integrity has no need of rules. Albert Camus)
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To: Darlin'
Swervie, do you have a favorite in the Derby.... (notice I didn't ask Ringy that question, hehehe. :) I know she does. )

My mother is so grumpy about the way they have 'restored' Churchill Downs that horses haven't even been mentioned in this house this year.

So9

111 posted on 05/06/2005 1:16:20 PM PDT by Servant of the 9 (Trust Me)
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To: Darlin'
Yea .. I've seen them thread .. a few of them got pulled also

How ya been doing Darlin'

Been real busy here with the kids .. in fact I'll be on the run again in a few .. Dana join Field & Track

Oh .. and I broke down a bought Jess a razer to shave her legs .. she's been bugging me for a while to do it .. but I told her she was too young to worry about such things

Well .. she's still wearing her winter tights to school because she doesn't like the way her legs looked

Soooooooooooo .. I broke down and bought her one of those electric leg razor's because I was afraid she'd slice and dice or legs with a regular one .. these things aren't cheap either .. cost me $50

Ok .. so I show it to her .. explain to her how to use it properly and to stay away from regular razor's and explain why and the dangers .. you know all the important things mom's are suppose to do

Wellllllllllll .. I seemed to have forgotten to remind her of one thing

Don't shave the hair on her arms ..

So now .. she is no longer wearing the winter tights

But now she is wearing long sleeves .. LOL!!!!!
112 posted on 05/06/2005 1:45:03 PM PDT by Mo1 (Hey GOP ---- Not one Dime till Republicans grow a Spine !!)
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To: Borax Queen

Ummmmm, I *think* that's shark sushi...


113 posted on 05/06/2005 2:58:26 PM PDT by null and void (...that no man, rich or poor, free or bond, shall buy or sell, save he that has the chip...)
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To: Mo1

The dog bite case settled.


114 posted on 05/06/2005 2:59:44 PM PDT by null and void (...that no man, rich or poor, free or bond, shall buy or sell, save he that has the chip...)
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To: grannie9
but where can you take a shark snake?

1. Lash it to a mast in a storm. 2. Watch it squeel at airports. 3. Promise not to drop it as you dangle it over the side of a boat. 4. Have it tie down a certain other species to a four poster......

There are soooooo many other scenarios.

115 posted on 05/06/2005 3:07:57 PM PDT by Lakeshark (Whatever...................................................................:-)
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To: .38sw
a flame war got going

It's all because of the hockey strike.

No gratuitous violence to watch......

116 posted on 05/06/2005 3:10:20 PM PDT by Lakeshark (Whatever...................................................................:-)
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To: Lakeshark
GASP! HISSSSSSSSssssssssssssssss
117 posted on 05/06/2005 3:47:13 PM PDT by Borax Queen
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To: Borax Queen
Heh heh heh.........
118 posted on 05/06/2005 3:49:35 PM PDT by Lakeshark (Whatever...................................................................:-)
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To: Lakeshark; grannie9; Borax Queen

"4. Have it tie down a certain other species to a four poster...... "

What kind of creature would that be?


119 posted on 05/06/2005 3:51:48 PM PDT by Darksheare (There is a flaw in my surreality, it's totally unrealistic.)
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To: Darksheare
It would have to be some kind of small rodent.

Although, you never know the fantasies of snakeses.......

120 posted on 05/06/2005 3:53:40 PM PDT by Lakeshark (Whatever...................................................................:-)
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To: Lakeshark

*relieved sigh*

A squirrel?
Hmm..


121 posted on 05/06/2005 4:02:58 PM PDT by Darksheare (There is a flaw in my surreality, it's totally unrealistic.)
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To: Darksheare
*relieved sigh*

don't be relieved.....check out post 101 of the snake thread.......she's a scary one......

122 posted on 05/06/2005 4:07:18 PM PDT by Lakeshark (Whatever...................................................................:-)
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To: Lakeshark

Hmmm..
http://www.vision3d.com/sghidden/images_sghidden/shark.jpeg


123 posted on 05/06/2005 4:11:58 PM PDT by Darksheare (There is a flaw in my surreality, it's totally unrealistic.)
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To: Darksheare

The pale creature already visited Snake in bed one night. Snake didn't manage to handcuff him quickly enough.


124 posted on 05/06/2005 4:13:23 PM PDT by Borax Queen
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To: Darksheare

I must be missing something......no capeesh...


125 posted on 05/06/2005 4:15:28 PM PDT by Lakeshark (Whatever...................................................................:-)
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To: Borax Queen

Pale creature?
;-)

I'm uncuffable in the incorporeal form.


126 posted on 05/06/2005 4:15:31 PM PDT by Darksheare (There is a flaw in my surreality, it's totally unrealistic.)
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To: Darksheare

Da#n - next time I'll try the vaporizer.


127 posted on 05/06/2005 4:20:21 PM PDT by Borax Queen
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To: Borax Queen

Cornflower seeds on the windowsills however...
May get me stuck in the room..


128 posted on 05/06/2005 4:23:59 PM PDT by Darksheare (There is a flaw in my surreality, it's totally unrealistic.)
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To: Lakeshark

You have to cross your eyes.
It's a shark, facing left.
Great white in profile.


129 posted on 05/06/2005 4:24:57 PM PDT by Darksheare (There is a flaw in my surreality, it's totally unrealistic.)
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To: grannie9; Lakeshark; Darksheare; Borax Queen
"I have to have a little nap before preparing my shark filets marinated in snake oil and McCormicks seasoning for the grill.."

LOL! Y'all are nuts. Unlike me, who is perfectly normal.

130 posted on 05/06/2005 5:01:10 PM PDT by sweetliberty (Never argue with a fool. People might not know the difference.)
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To: null and void
"The dog bite case settled."

For what? An arm and a leg and your first born?

131 posted on 05/06/2005 5:04:06 PM PDT by sweetliberty (Never argue with a fool. People might not know the difference.)
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To: sweetliberty

7,500,000¢


132 posted on 05/06/2005 5:05:42 PM PDT by null and void (...that no man, rich or poor, free or bond, shall buy or sell, save he that has the chip...)
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To: sweetliberty; grannie9; Lakeshark; Borax Queen

Join the darkside, give IN to your weirdness...
It is POINTLESS to resist..
It is your DESSSSTiny!


133 posted on 05/06/2005 5:10:04 PM PDT by Darksheare (There is a flaw in my surreality, it's totally unrealistic.)
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To: Darksheare; sweetliberty; grannie9; Lakeshark

See, I'm still confused and keep thinking SL = the squirrel.


134 posted on 05/06/2005 5:26:37 PM PDT by Borax Queen
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To: Borax Queen; sweetliberty; grannie9; Lakeshark

Well, she does have a pet squirrel.
But...
Gran, bein gran, one never knows just who the squirrel is.


135 posted on 05/06/2005 5:30:56 PM PDT by Darksheare (There is a flaw in my surreality, it's totally unrealistic.)
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To: Darksheare
Darks....go back into your cave....;)


136 posted on 05/06/2005 5:32:09 PM PDT by grannie9 (Between slobs, dogs, and Englishmen, I'm always in hot water.)
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To: Borax Queen; sweetliberty

Does Libby have a big breast, and a superman suit under her suit?

If so................then the squirrel is Libby. He/she/it is there to keep a level field and help the unprotected.....;)


137 posted on 05/06/2005 5:37:45 PM PDT by grannie9 (Between slobs, dogs, and Englishmen, I'm always in hot water.)
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To: grannie9

*Floats pointlessly*

I'll not be banished that easil... Oh, okay..
*sigh*

;-)


138 posted on 05/06/2005 5:37:48 PM PDT by Darksheare (There is a flaw in my surreality, it's totally unrealistic.)
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I should have said under her skin, but after two Wodkas...and a great meal with McCormicks on our steak tips.....I'm ready for bed...lol.

Ohhhhhhhhhhh...and the corn was good too...;)

...and the potatoes were good...and the salad was the balls...and....

We haven't had dessert yet...;)


139 posted on 05/06/2005 5:41:10 PM PDT by grannie9 (Between slobs, dogs, and Englishmen, I'm always in hot water.)
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To: Borax Queen
" I'm still confused and keep thinking SL = the squirrel."

Are you saying I'm squirrely?

140 posted on 05/06/2005 5:44:38 PM PDT by sweetliberty (Never argue with a fool. People might not know the difference.)
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To: sweetliberty

Noooooooooooooooooooooooo....I'm not....lol


141 posted on 05/06/2005 5:48:02 PM PDT by grannie9 (Between slobs, dogs, and Englishmen, I'm always in hot water.)
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To: sweetliberty

..............but you are a sort of a "Super-woman"....;) Maybe the squirrel is you........;)


142 posted on 05/06/2005 5:49:47 PM PDT by grannie9 (Between slobs, dogs, and Englishmen, I'm always in hot water.)
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To: grannie9

Damn. What an NH feast up there.

Rest well. ;-)


143 posted on 05/06/2005 6:06:06 PM PDT by lodwick (Integrity has no need of rules. Albert Camus)
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To: lodwick; All

You rest well too, sweety. G'night all.


144 posted on 05/06/2005 6:08:32 PM PDT by grannie9 (Between slobs, dogs, and Englishmen, I'm always in hot water.)
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To: grannie9
Does Libby have a big breast

Yes

and a superman suit under her suit?

Yes...........she has super endurance for her assignments....

If so................then the squirrel is Libby.

A big affirmative.

145 posted on 05/06/2005 6:10:17 PM PDT by Lakeshark (Whatever...................................................................:-)
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To: Lakeshark; sweetliberty; Darksheare
It would be appropriate since she manages nuts all day. And I'm not talking about us.
146 posted on 05/06/2005 6:13:47 PM PDT by Borax Queen
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To: Lakeshark
Well, at least not talking about me.
147 posted on 05/06/2005 6:14:26 PM PDT by Borax Queen
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To: Borax Queen

that's at night.......


148 posted on 05/06/2005 6:14:55 PM PDT by Lakeshark (Whatever...................................................................:-)
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To: Borax Queen; Lakeshark; sweetliberty

*wha?!

Besides us?


Oh..
Oh yeah.
*d'oh*


149 posted on 05/06/2005 6:14:56 PM PDT by Darksheare (There is a flaw in my surreality, it's totally unrealistic.)
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To: Darksheare; sweetliberty; Borax Queen
No managing.

Just participating.......she is......Did I sound like Yoda?

150 posted on 05/06/2005 6:17:30 PM PDT by Lakeshark (Whatever...................................................................:-)
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