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Runaway Bride at Match.com (ROTFLMAO)
match.com ^ | Sometime since Saturday | Some wag

Posted on 05/04/2005 11:33:11 PM PDT by A Balrog of Morgoth

Somebody put the runaway bride up at match.com. I kind of wish I'd thought of it first. It's a hoot.

Probably getting alot of laughs down in the Duluth area online looking for dating prospects.


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: batsinthebelfry; bugeyebride; busridebride; comingtotakemeaway; greyhound; runawaybride; wilbanks

1 posted on 05/04/2005 11:33:12 PM PDT by A Balrog of Morgoth
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To: A Balrog of Morgoth

You cannot look at this without registering at the website.


2 posted on 05/04/2005 11:34:52 PM PDT by Mount Athos
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To: A Balrog of Morgoth

This has to be the first fake picture in the history of internet dating.


3 posted on 05/04/2005 11:35:44 PM PDT by Question Liberal Authority (BUSH KNEW!!! ...that democracy would take hold in the Middle East)
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To: Admin Moderator

Pull this thread please. It appears that you have to have an account at the site to view it, and on second thought, it's not that funny.

thank you


4 posted on 05/04/2005 11:36:40 PM PDT by A Balrog of Morgoth (With fire, sword, and stinging whip I drive the Rats in terror before me.)
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To: Question Liberal Authority

It was funny, in a tacky sort of way.


6 posted on 05/04/2005 11:37:29 PM PDT by A Balrog of Morgoth (With fire, sword, and stinging whip I drive the Rats in terror before me.)
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To: Mount Athos
I get this: Image hosted by Photobucket.com lol
7 posted on 05/04/2005 11:38:04 PM PDT by oolatec
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To: Question Liberal Authority

You mean not everything on the Internet is legit? Next you're going to tell me that I don't stand to receive a large sum of cash from someone in Nigeria.

Well, I'll show you! I'll show you all!


8 posted on 05/04/2005 11:38:20 PM PDT by scott7278 ("Please disperse...there is nothing to see here.")
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To: A Balrog of Morgoth

Call me tacky because I think it's funny. :)


9 posted on 05/04/2005 11:42:39 PM PDT by CAluvdubya (Don't let them Bork Bolton!)
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To: A Balrog of Morgoth

I agree with the funny part.

I'm not familiar with the site. Does one just enter keywords like "bug-eyed freak" and have this profile pop up?


10 posted on 05/04/2005 11:44:01 PM PDT by Question Liberal Authority (BUSH KNEW!!! ...that democracy would take hold in the Middle East)
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To: Question Liberal Authority

I just did a search for 32 year old women withing 5 miles of Duluth.


11 posted on 05/04/2005 11:46:51 PM PDT by A Balrog of Morgoth (With fire, sword, and stinging whip I drive the Rats in terror before me.)
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To: scott7278

THE NIGERIAN EMAILS ARE LEGIT OUR COURIER WILL BE BY WITH A FAKE MONEY ORDER MADE OUT FOR 700 $ US MORE THAN IT SHOULD BE TO BUY YOUR MOST EXPENSIVE WIDGET. PLEASE HAVE EXACT CHANGE READY IN SMALL, NON-SEQUENTIALLY NUMBERED BILLS. ALSO THE COURIER IS TO BE TIPPED WITH SEXUAL FAVORS.


12 posted on 05/04/2005 11:48:12 PM PDT by Question Liberal Authority (BUSH KNEW!!! ...that democracy would take hold in the Middle East)
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To: A Balrog of Morgoth

Toooooooooooooooooooooo funny!!!!!


13 posted on 05/04/2005 11:48:18 PM PDT by Private_Sector_Does_It_Better (The UN did such a fine job with "Oil for Food" in Iraq, let's let them run the whole country!)
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To: A Balrog of Morgoth

OMG. LOL, Balrog.


14 posted on 05/04/2005 11:50:18 PM PDT by Miss Behave ("It was wrong.")
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To: A Balrog of Morgoth; Admin Moderator

Nevermind about pulling the thread, but thanks for keeping the site running so well.

All,

Here's the meat:

"Ready to commit for real this time . . . or be committed."

I am a: 32 yr old woman

located in: Duluth, Georgia, United States

looking for: 18 to 45-year old man

within 500 miles of Duluth, Georgia, United States

relationships: Committed relationships but never married

my ethnicity: White / Caucasian

body type: Slender

height: 5’ 8” (172.7 cms)

sense of humor: Goofy: Cartoons still crack me up

sign: I don’t believe in astrology


About me and who I'd like to date
I'm a needy women in my early 30's with a healthy fear of commitment. I enjoy spur-of-the-moment travel, hanging out in bus stations, and keeping people guessing. I'm excellent at hide-and-seek and love to play it with my fiance. I also like to experiment with my hairstyle. After redoing it recently hardly anyone recognized me. Recently I've been cold a lot (especially my feet), so I walk around covered up with a blanket so that I can stay warm. I really like attention and I just caught my big break. I was in great demand as thousands of people sought me out, and I was all over the news as people speculated as to my whereabouts. While I'm more used to people looking for me, I'm searching for someone who doesn't mind that I'm absolutely crazy. He also has to be able to tolerate my demanding and spontaneous travel schedule. Bonus points to anyone who will give me a big shiny ring, though I can't make any promises about actually getting married (though if we do, a clause in my rider provides that I will have 14 bridesmaids, so he better have a lot of friends to fill out that groom party). Also, there is a possibility that I will be spending some time in the clink, so he has to be willing to come visit me. Actually, he may want to keep me there permanently so that I cannot get away . . .



Appearance

height: 5’ 8” (172.7 cms)

eyes: Brown

hair: Dark brown

body type: Slender

body art: Pierced… but only ear(s)

best feature: Legs

Interests

for fun:
I enjoy running and riding around on Greyhound busses.


favorite hot spots:
Vegas and Albuquerque are wonderful this time of year. Payphones at the Circle K are great for calling loved ones.

favorite things:
I just cannot get enough Desperate Houswives! I also love the Travel Channel. My favorite movie is Runaway Bride. I found it to be truly inspirational. My favorite song is 50 Ways to Leave Your Lover. The lyrics are ones to truly live by!

last read:
The back of a milk carton. It had my picture on it and was a real attention grabber!

sense of humor: Goofy: Cartoons still crack me up

sports and exercise: Running

common interests: Playing cards, Travel/Sightseeing

Lifestyle

exercise habits: Exercise regularly

daily diet: Keep it healthy

smoke: No Way

drink: Social drinker, maybe one or two

job: Medical / Dental / Veterinary

I'm a medical assistant. I don't really like it. Some days I swear I'm just going to up and leave and not tell anyone.

income: $35,001 to $50,000

my place: Live alone

have kids: None

want kids: Not sure

pets:

I have: Cats, Dogs, Fish, Horses

I don't have, but like: Reptiles, Birds, Exotic pets

I don't like: Fleas

Background/Values

ethnicity: White / Caucasian

faith: Christian / Protestant

My minister thinks I'm a very lovable person. However, I am deathly afraid of entering the church, as for some reason traversing its aisles really bothers me. I'm not sure what that's all about . . .

education: Bachelors degree

languages: English

politics: Non-conformist

turn-ons: Body piercings, Long hair, Skinny dipping, Flirting, Thrills, Dancing, Power, Money, Sarcasm, Brainiacs, Boldness / Assertiveness, Erotica, Candlelight

turn-offs: Tattoos, Public displays of affection, Thunderstorms

perfect date:
Indulgent
Carefree shopping spree, indulging our boutique desires and department store fantasies, too many packages preventing us from holding hands






15 posted on 05/04/2005 11:51:55 PM PDT by A Balrog of Morgoth (With fire, sword, and stinging whip I drive the Rats in terror before me.)
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To: A Balrog of Morgoth

I think I tinked.


16 posted on 05/04/2005 11:55:39 PM PDT by Miss Behave ("It was wrong.")
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To: Miss Behave

This thing reads like it was done by a FReeper, doesn't it?


17 posted on 05/04/2005 11:57:02 PM PDT by A Balrog of Morgoth (With fire, sword, and stinging whip I drive the Rats in terror before me.)
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To: A Balrog of Morgoth; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Old Sarge; SandyInSeattle; ...
Del-Shannon-had-no-idea ping!
---
This-Is-Not-A-Ping-List ping!

[Freepmail me to get on or off this Not-A-Ping-List.]

18 posted on 05/04/2005 11:58:49 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows ("You would have to double your IQ to be stupid. " --zip)
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To: A Balrog of Morgoth; Petronski; cyborg; Fierce Allegiance; TheBigB; Dashing Dasher; ...
LOL. Sure does, Balrog. Looks like your brand. :-)

Mind if I ping a few? Thanks.

19 posted on 05/05/2005 12:04:15 AM PDT by Miss Behave ("It was wrong.")
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To: A Balrog of Morgoth

What is up with that girl's eyes???


She looks like the love child of Marty Feldman and Ann Coulter.


20 posted on 05/05/2005 12:05:17 AM PDT by TNinga
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To: A Balrog of Morgoth
"turn-offs: Tattoos, Public displays of affection, Thunderstorms"

Thunderstorms? OMG. LOL.

21 posted on 05/05/2005 12:07:40 AM PDT by Miss Behave ("It was wrong.")
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To: Miss Behave

Feel free to ping.

Well I was looking to see if one was there.

Otherwise, there's a prettygood chance would have done it up myself.


22 posted on 05/05/2005 12:10:23 AM PDT by A Balrog of Morgoth (With fire, sword, and stinging whip I drive the Rats in terror before me.)
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To: TNinga

My guess is Graves syndrome.


23 posted on 05/05/2005 12:10:40 AM PDT by ThirstyMan
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To: A Balrog of Morgoth

I don't doubt that, Balrog. :-)


24 posted on 05/05/2005 12:12:56 AM PDT by Miss Behave ("It was wrong.")
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To: Slings and Arrows; A Balrog of Morgoth; devolve; potlatch; yall
LOL! What a hoot. :)

26 posted on 05/05/2005 3:07:32 AM PDT by MeekOneGOP (There is only one GOOD 'RAT: one that has been voted OUT of POWER !! Straight ticket GOP!)
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To: A Balrog of Morgoth
ha! Thanks for posting the text. Funny!

You're right. It dows read like a Freeper wrote it.


27 posted on 05/05/2005 3:13:50 AM PDT by MeekOneGOP (There is only one GOOD 'RAT: one that has been voted OUT of POWER !! Straight ticket GOP!)
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To: A Balrog of Morgoth
Doh!! "dows" s/b "does".

*sigh* .....


28 posted on 05/05/2005 3:15:34 AM PDT by MeekOneGOP (There is only one GOOD 'RAT: one that has been voted OUT of POWER !! Straight ticket GOP!)
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To: Miss Behave

bless her little heart


29 posted on 05/05/2005 3:50:56 AM PDT by cyborg (Serving fresh, hot Anti-opus since 18 April 2005)
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To: Slings and Arrows

hehhehheh... thanks for the ping.


30 posted on 05/05/2005 4:00:38 AM PDT by King Prout (blast and char it among fetid buzzard guts!)
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To: Slings and Arrows; A Balrog of Morgoth

*wringing hands gleefully*
[Mr. Burns voice]
Excellent!

LOL!
Good find Balrog.


31 posted on 05/05/2005 6:07:20 AM PDT by Darksheare (There is a flaw in my surreality, it's totally unrealistic.)
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To: A Balrog of Morgoth

ROTFLMAO


32 posted on 05/05/2005 6:12:32 AM PDT by Samwise (Laura Bush puts the lie to the liberal ideal of what a woman should be.)
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To: Miss Behave; cajungirl; Miss Marple; Peach

Did you include cajungirl, missmarple, and peach?


33 posted on 05/05/2005 6:22:45 AM PDT by CedarDave
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To: A Balrog of Morgoth; Miss Behave
I'm a medical assistant. I don't really like it. Some days I swear I'm just going to up and leave and not tell anyone.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

34 posted on 05/05/2005 6:43:12 AM PDT by TheBigB (Can we shave some fuzz off these woofers?)
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To: A Balrog of Morgoth

I must be tacky also cause I think its pretty funny


35 posted on 05/05/2005 7:41:24 AM PDT by apackof2 (Truth is absolute or absolutely nothing is True)
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To: CedarDave

Thanks for thinking of us, Dave. This story is just filled with southern drama, which I've learned to enjoy since we moved south. LOL


36 posted on 05/05/2005 8:03:37 AM PDT by Peach (The Clintons have pardoned more terrorists than they ever killed or captured.)
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To: Peach

Have you seen this thread:

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/news/1397218/posts

Just gets stranger and stranger...


37 posted on 05/05/2005 8:11:04 AM PDT by CedarDave
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To: A Balrog of Morgoth

lmao!


38 posted on 05/05/2005 8:12:52 AM PDT by gopwinsin04
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To: CedarDave

I literally JUST saw that thread.

She needs help and she needs it fast. And if it were my son, I'd counsel that he run away from HER.


39 posted on 05/05/2005 8:14:46 AM PDT by Peach (The Clintons have pardoned more terrorists than they ever killed or captured.)
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To: windcliff

ping


40 posted on 05/05/2005 8:18:04 AM PDT by stylecouncilor
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To: stylecouncilor

Thanks for the ping pal.


41 posted on 05/05/2005 8:23:04 AM PDT by windcliff
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To: Question Liberal Authority

Thank you. I was starting to think I was the only one who noticed her scary freak eyes. Her fiance should be happy she ran away and use it as an excuse while he still can.


42 posted on 05/06/2005 7:12:50 AM PDT by shoffma1999
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