lol
Posted on 05/04/2005 11:33:11 PM PDT by A Balrog of Morgoth
Somebody put the runaway bride up at match.com. I kind of wish I'd thought of it first. It's a hoot.
Probably getting alot of laughs down in the Duluth area online looking for dating prospects.
You cannot look at this without registering at the website.
This has to be the first fake picture in the history of internet dating.
Pull this thread please. It appears that you have to have an account at the site to view it, and on second thought, it's not that funny.
thank you
It was funny, in a tacky sort of way.
lol
You mean not everything on the Internet is legit? Next you're going to tell me that I don't stand to receive a large sum of cash from someone in Nigeria.
Well, I'll show you! I'll show you all!
Call me tacky because I think it's funny. :)
I agree with the funny part.
I'm not familiar with the site. Does one just enter keywords like "bug-eyed freak" and have this profile pop up?
I just did a search for 32 year old women withing 5 miles of Duluth.
THE NIGERIAN EMAILS ARE LEGIT OUR COURIER WILL BE BY WITH A FAKE MONEY ORDER MADE OUT FOR 700 $ US MORE THAN IT SHOULD BE TO BUY YOUR MOST EXPENSIVE WIDGET. PLEASE HAVE EXACT CHANGE READY IN SMALL, NON-SEQUENTIALLY NUMBERED BILLS. ALSO THE COURIER IS TO BE TIPPED WITH SEXUAL FAVORS.
Toooooooooooooooooooooo funny!!!!!
OMG. LOL, Balrog.
Nevermind about pulling the thread, but thanks for keeping the site running so well.
All,
Here's the meat:
"Ready to commit for real this time . . . or be committed."
I am a: 32 yr old woman
located in: Duluth, Georgia, United States
looking for: 18 to 45-year old man
within 500 miles of Duluth, Georgia, United States
relationships: Committed relationships but never married
my ethnicity: White / Caucasian
body type: Slender
height: 5’ 8” (172.7 cms)
sense of humor: Goofy: Cartoons still crack me up
sign: I don’t believe in astrology
About me and who I'd like to date
I'm a needy women in my early 30's with a healthy fear of commitment. I enjoy spur-of-the-moment travel, hanging out in bus stations, and keeping people guessing. I'm excellent at hide-and-seek and love to play it with my fiance. I also like to experiment with my hairstyle. After redoing it recently hardly anyone recognized me. Recently I've been cold a lot (especially my feet), so I walk around covered up with a blanket so that I can stay warm. I really like attention and I just caught my big break. I was in great demand as thousands of people sought me out, and I was all over the news as people speculated as to my whereabouts. While I'm more used to people looking for me, I'm searching for someone who doesn't mind that I'm absolutely crazy. He also has to be able to tolerate my demanding and spontaneous travel schedule. Bonus points to anyone who will give me a big shiny ring, though I can't make any promises about actually getting married (though if we do, a clause in my rider provides that I will have 14 bridesmaids, so he better have a lot of friends to fill out that groom party). Also, there is a possibility that I will be spending some time in the clink, so he has to be willing to come visit me. Actually, he may want to keep me there permanently so that I cannot get away . . .
Appearance
height: 5’ 8” (172.7 cms)
eyes: Brown
hair: Dark brown
body type: Slender
body art: Pierced… but only ear(s)
best feature: Legs
Interests
for fun:
I enjoy running and riding around on Greyhound busses.
favorite hot spots:
Vegas and Albuquerque are wonderful this time of year. Payphones at the Circle K are great for calling loved ones.
favorite things:
I just cannot get enough Desperate Houswives! I also love the Travel Channel. My favorite movie is Runaway Bride. I found it to be truly inspirational. My favorite song is 50 Ways to Leave Your Lover. The lyrics are ones to truly live by!
last read:
The back of a milk carton. It had my picture on it and was a real attention grabber!
sense of humor: Goofy: Cartoons still crack me up
sports and exercise: Running
common interests: Playing cards, Travel/Sightseeing
Lifestyle
exercise habits: Exercise regularly
daily diet: Keep it healthy
smoke: No Way
drink: Social drinker, maybe one or two
job: Medical / Dental / Veterinary
I'm a medical assistant. I don't really like it. Some days I swear I'm just going to up and leave and not tell anyone.
income: $35,001 to $50,000
my place: Live alone
have kids: None
want kids: Not sure
pets:
I have: Cats, Dogs, Fish, Horses
I don't have, but like: Reptiles, Birds, Exotic pets
I don't like: Fleas
Background/Values
ethnicity: White / Caucasian
faith: Christian / Protestant
My minister thinks I'm a very lovable person. However, I am deathly afraid of entering the church, as for some reason traversing its aisles really bothers me. I'm not sure what that's all about . . .
education: Bachelors degree
languages: English
politics: Non-conformist
turn-ons: Body piercings, Long hair, Skinny dipping, Flirting, Thrills, Dancing, Power, Money, Sarcasm, Brainiacs, Boldness / Assertiveness, Erotica, Candlelight
turn-offs: Tattoos, Public displays of affection, Thunderstorms
perfect date:
Indulgent
Carefree shopping spree, indulging our boutique desires and department store fantasies, too many packages preventing us from holding hands
I think I tinked.
This thing reads like it was done by a FReeper, doesn't it?
[Freepmail me to get on or off this Not-A-Ping-List.]
Mind if I ping a few? Thanks.
What is up with that girl's eyes???
She looks like the love child of Marty Feldman and Ann Coulter.
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