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Runaway Bride at Match.com (ROTFLMAO)
match.com ^ | Sometime since Saturday | Some wag

Posted on 05/04/2005 11:33:11 PM PDT by A Balrog of Morgoth

Somebody put the runaway bride up at match.com. I kind of wish I'd thought of it first. It's a hoot.

Probably getting alot of laughs down in the Duluth area online looking for dating prospects.


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: batsinthebelfry; bugeyebride; busridebride; comingtotakemeaway; greyhound; runawaybride; wilbanks
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To: A Balrog of Morgoth
"turn-offs: Tattoos, Public displays of affection, Thunderstorms"

Thunderstorms? OMG. LOL.

21 posted on 05/05/2005 12:07:40 AM PDT by Miss Behave ("It was wrong.")
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To: Miss Behave

Feel free to ping.

Well I was looking to see if one was there.

Otherwise, there's a prettygood chance would have done it up myself.


22 posted on 05/05/2005 12:10:23 AM PDT by A Balrog of Morgoth (With fire, sword, and stinging whip I drive the Rats in terror before me.)
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To: TNinga

My guess is Graves syndrome.


23 posted on 05/05/2005 12:10:40 AM PDT by ThirstyMan
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To: A Balrog of Morgoth

I don't doubt that, Balrog. :-)


24 posted on 05/05/2005 12:12:56 AM PDT by Miss Behave ("It was wrong.")
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To: Slings and Arrows; A Balrog of Morgoth; devolve; potlatch; yall
LOL! What a hoot. :)

26 posted on 05/05/2005 3:07:32 AM PDT by MeekOneGOP (There is only one GOOD 'RAT: one that has been voted OUT of POWER !! Straight ticket GOP!)
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To: A Balrog of Morgoth
ha! Thanks for posting the text. Funny!

You're right. It dows read like a Freeper wrote it.


27 posted on 05/05/2005 3:13:50 AM PDT by MeekOneGOP (There is only one GOOD 'RAT: one that has been voted OUT of POWER !! Straight ticket GOP!)
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To: A Balrog of Morgoth
Doh!! "dows" s/b "does".

*sigh* .....


28 posted on 05/05/2005 3:15:34 AM PDT by MeekOneGOP (There is only one GOOD 'RAT: one that has been voted OUT of POWER !! Straight ticket GOP!)
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To: Miss Behave

bless her little heart


29 posted on 05/05/2005 3:50:56 AM PDT by cyborg (Serving fresh, hot Anti-opus since 18 April 2005)
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To: Slings and Arrows

hehhehheh... thanks for the ping.


30 posted on 05/05/2005 4:00:38 AM PDT by King Prout (blast and char it among fetid buzzard guts!)
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To: Slings and Arrows; A Balrog of Morgoth

*wringing hands gleefully*
[Mr. Burns voice]
Excellent!

LOL!
Good find Balrog.


31 posted on 05/05/2005 6:07:20 AM PDT by Darksheare (There is a flaw in my surreality, it's totally unrealistic.)
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To: A Balrog of Morgoth

ROTFLMAO


32 posted on 05/05/2005 6:12:32 AM PDT by Samwise (Laura Bush puts the lie to the liberal ideal of what a woman should be.)
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To: Miss Behave; cajungirl; Miss Marple; Peach

Did you include cajungirl, missmarple, and peach?


33 posted on 05/05/2005 6:22:45 AM PDT by CedarDave
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To: A Balrog of Morgoth; Miss Behave
I'm a medical assistant. I don't really like it. Some days I swear I'm just going to up and leave and not tell anyone.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

34 posted on 05/05/2005 6:43:12 AM PDT by TheBigB (Can we shave some fuzz off these woofers?)
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To: A Balrog of Morgoth

I must be tacky also cause I think its pretty funny


35 posted on 05/05/2005 7:41:24 AM PDT by apackof2 (Truth is absolute or absolutely nothing is True)
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To: CedarDave

Thanks for thinking of us, Dave. This story is just filled with southern drama, which I've learned to enjoy since we moved south. LOL


36 posted on 05/05/2005 8:03:37 AM PDT by Peach (The Clintons have pardoned more terrorists than they ever killed or captured.)
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To: Peach

Have you seen this thread:

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/news/1397218/posts

Just gets stranger and stranger...


37 posted on 05/05/2005 8:11:04 AM PDT by CedarDave
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To: A Balrog of Morgoth

lmao!


38 posted on 05/05/2005 8:12:52 AM PDT by gopwinsin04
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To: CedarDave

I literally JUST saw that thread.

She needs help and she needs it fast. And if it were my son, I'd counsel that he run away from HER.


39 posted on 05/05/2005 8:14:46 AM PDT by Peach (The Clintons have pardoned more terrorists than they ever killed or captured.)
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To: windcliff

ping


40 posted on 05/05/2005 8:18:04 AM PDT by stylecouncilor
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