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Are You Hearing This Caller on Rush? (Laura's Horse Joke)
Rush Limbaugh ^ | 5/5/2005 | Pyro7480

Posted on 05/05/2005 9:43:47 AM PDT by Pyro7480

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To: tiamat; EveningStar

I borrowed that little gif from EveningStar.


61 posted on 05/05/2005 10:16:54 AM PDT by .38sw
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To: .38sw

It's very cute!


62 posted on 05/05/2005 10:18:02 AM PDT by tiamat (Some days, it's not even worth chewing through the restraints.)
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To: Christian4Bush

yeah ,...and I'm tipping my hand about my age , blind dates were something from 40yrs ago , right??


63 posted on 05/05/2005 10:20:56 AM PDT by Dad yer funny
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To: tiamat

SNOW????????? You poor thing.

It's 55 and the sun is shining (sort of) but the wind was particularly wicked earlier making it uncomfortable outside.

I've got seedlings that are about ready to go in the ground, but mother nature has not be terribly cooperative and so I have nothing planted yet.


64 posted on 05/05/2005 10:23:29 AM PDT by Gabz (My give-a-damn is busted.)
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To: Grammy
I just took the whole thing at face value and thought it was funny.... I didn't know I was supposed to read all kinds of filth into it. Guess I'm outta the loop again!
I did too. I felt even worse when people started saying it was about horse masturbation, because in my innocence I had repeated it to my kids who took it the same way as I had. (the dumb city slicker way) My husband said he knew it was considered a sexual joke. Do I feel stupid!!
65 posted on 05/05/2005 10:23:59 AM PDT by HungarianGypsy (Walk Softly, For a Dream is Born)
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To: yellowdoghunter; 68 grunt

I agree with you both regarding "moving on to something else" and so that is why I'm talking about gardening :)


66 posted on 05/05/2005 10:24:53 AM PDT by Gabz (My give-a-damn is busted.)
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To: GWB00
but what I am interested is the exit polls on the UK election

Take exit polls with a grain of salt! Remember how the liberals lied, and said they voted for Kerry in the exit polls here>

67 posted on 05/05/2005 10:25:28 AM PDT by rock58seg (RINO"s make the Republicans MINO"s (Majority In Name Only)!)
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To: SittinYonder

Freud said "Sometimes a Clinton is just a cigar..."
/wink


68 posted on 05/05/2005 10:27:53 AM PDT by xcamel (Deep Red, stuck in a "bleu" state.)
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To: tiamat
Half of FR has their panties in a wad over that joke.

That's an understeatment.

I have been out of town for a few days...

Lucky you.

....but apparently this fight has been going on since Laura opened her mouth.

Yes it has, and most of it has been quite amusing - but I still prefer to discuss gardening.

69 posted on 05/05/2005 10:28:29 AM PDT by Gabz (My give-a-damn is busted.)
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To: HungarianGypsy
The reality is people (liberals) are twisting innocent fun to make it seem as though Laura Bush is as sleazy as they are.
70 posted on 05/05/2005 10:28:37 AM PDT by Grammy (Never try to teach a pig to sing... it wastes your time and annoys the pig.)
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To: tiamat

Kinison told the joke from the point of view of the dead guy. It was a far more elaborate and detailed version of "it's not bad enough I'm dead, now this! Oh! Ahhhhhh!"


71 posted on 05/05/2005 10:28:37 AM PDT by Petronski (Pope Benedict XVI: A German Shepherd on the Throne of Peter)
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To: .38sw

That's SUPER!!!!!!!!


72 posted on 05/05/2005 10:29:12 AM PDT by Gabz (My give-a-damn is busted.)
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To: Dad yer funny
and I'm tipping my hand about my age , blind dates were something from 40yrs ago , right??

I had one about 25 years ago.....he was deaf.

73 posted on 05/05/2005 10:30:19 AM PDT by Gabz (My give-a-damn is busted.)
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To: GWB00

No link, but I can't help observing that Bob Shrum strikes again. with grin


74 posted on 05/05/2005 10:31:02 AM PDT by ClaireSolt (.)
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To: Petronski

yeah ,...yelling "oh NO , its not OVER???" in astonishment , correct?


75 posted on 05/05/2005 10:31:45 AM PDT by Dad yer funny
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To: Gabz

Well, I still think the Gay horse is pretty funny.

The weather has me completly disgusted.

What are you planting?


76 posted on 05/05/2005 10:32:15 AM PDT by tiamat (Some days, it's not even worth chewing through the restraints.)
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To: Petronski

ROFL!

Thank you for the punch line!


77 posted on 05/05/2005 10:33:03 AM PDT by tiamat (Some days, it's not even worth chewing through the restraints.)
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To: Common Tator

FYI this city vs country motif goes back to Aesop.


78 posted on 05/05/2005 10:33:51 AM PDT by ClaireSolt (.)
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To: Gabz

a good friend of mine would say , he had a blind date ,...she had beautiful auburn hair all down her back , NONE ON HER HEAD , just on her back


79 posted on 05/05/2005 10:34:36 AM PDT by Dad yer funny
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To: zook

That joke is so old, It was around when somebody said they were gay, they meant Happy!


80 posted on 05/05/2005 10:35:20 AM PDT by tiredoflaundry (Some stories have more spin cycles than my Kenmore washer!)
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