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Denise Coke Arrested on Cocaine Charges
Yahoo news ^ | 5/6/05

Posted on 05/05/2005 2:30:05 PM PDT by martin_fierro

ROSEVILLE, Mich. - A woman identified by authorities as Denise Coke was arrested after a drug-sniffing dog discovered 33 pounds of cocaine in her vehicle.

Roseville police acting on a tip gave Michigan State Police the description of a vehicle allegedly containing drugs. Coke, 25, of Detroit was arrested after being pulled over for speeding Tuesday night on Interstate 696.

Coke was arraigned Wednesday on a charge of possession with intent to deliver more than 1,000 grams of cocaine, punishable by up to life in prison upon conviction. A judge set her bond at $1 million.

Roseville Police Chief Richard Heinz said the cocaine had a street value of $7 million to $8 million, but the drugs' destination was not immediately known.


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1 posted on 05/05/2005 2:30:06 PM PDT by martin_fierro
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To: martin_fierro

From now on, she will be known as "Denise Inmate".


2 posted on 05/05/2005 2:32:01 PM PDT by SIDENET (Yankee Air Pirate)
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To: martin_fierro

Say goodnight Denise.


3 posted on 05/05/2005 2:32:13 PM PDT by cripplecreek (I don't suffer from stress. I am a carrier!)
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To: martin_fierro
you have to be a bloody genius to speed with thirty three pounds of cocaine in the trunk.
4 posted on 05/05/2005 2:33:18 PM PDT by mmercier
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To: Bacon Man; Hap

By rough estimate, my house contains 33 pounds of cat.

This chick had a Fabulous Feline Bebop Trio's worth of blow in her car.

(And I bet it behaved better than Dennis.)


5 posted on 05/05/2005 2:34:17 PM PDT by Xenalyte (It's a Zen thing, you know, like how many babies fit in a tire.)
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To: SIDENET; mikrofon; Charles Henrickson; bitt; beyond the sea; Constitution Day

In related news, Amelia Pedophilia was arrested for shoplifting.


6 posted on 05/05/2005 2:36:13 PM PDT by martin_fierro (Fingers of Fury™)
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To: mmercier
you have to be a bloody genius to speed with thirty three pounds of cocaine in the trunk."

trust me, with 33 lbs of coke we'd all be speeding!!

7 posted on 05/05/2005 2:36:26 PM PDT by muir_redwoods (Free Sirhan Sirhan, after all, the bastard who killed Mary Jo Kopeckne is walking around free)
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To: martin_fierro
I knew a guy named Bobby Lemons who sold Quaaludes.
Owl_Eagle

(If what I just wrote makes you sad or angry,

 it was probably sarcasm)

8 posted on 05/05/2005 2:38:15 PM PDT by South Hawthorne (In Memory of my Dear Friend Henry Lee II)
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To: martin_fierro

Did she post the bond?


9 posted on 05/05/2005 3:00:09 PM PDT by ken5050 (The Dem party is as dead as the NHL)
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To: martin_fierro; mikrofon
I think she'll plead not guilty:

DENISE COKE DENIES COKE

10 posted on 05/05/2005 3:08:18 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Denise "Deny It" Coke.)
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To: martin_fierro

(The aptly named) Denise Coke...


11 posted on 05/05/2005 3:09:17 PM PDT by Diddle E. Squat
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To: martin_fierro; cripplecreek; Petronski
A woman identified by authorities as Denise Coke was arrested after a drug-sniffing dog discovered 33 pounds of cocaine in her vehicle.

Very strange!!! Her cousin, Alicia Ganga was arrested just a couple of weeks ago with a sh*tload of hash under the seats of her SUV.

As Rush would say....... the SUV did it!

13 posted on 05/05/2005 3:19:18 PM PDT by beyond the sea (Cops to Jennigirl: Can we stop looking for the blue van now?)
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To: martin_fierro
ROTFL

Good 'un.

14 posted on 05/05/2005 3:41:16 PM PDT by SquirrelKing
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To: martin_fierro

In a strange bit of synchronicity, I have just gotten back from a business trip very near the Canadian city of Etobicoke...


15 posted on 05/05/2005 4:11:59 PM PDT by mikrofon (Denise's Bro)
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To: martin_fierro

...stopped by Denny's for a coke last Sunday...


16 posted on 05/05/2005 4:34:28 PM PDT by battlegearboat
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To: martin_fierro
Coke was arraigned Wednesday on a charge of possession with intent to deliver more than 1,000 grams of cocaine, punishable by up to life in prison upon conviction. A judge set her bond at $1 million.

Coke adds life.

I'd like to buy the world a coke.

Just try making that out of a cola nut...Ahahah!

17 posted on 05/05/2005 6:10:24 PM PDT by Big Giant Head (I should change my tagline to "Big Giant Pancake on my Head")
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To: Xenalyte; Hap

Hap and I will see your 33 pounds of cat and raise you approximately 50 more.


18 posted on 05/05/2005 8:42:32 PM PDT by Bacon Man (I wanna live to see how global warming turns out. I have an inside tip it's all a load of crap.)
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To: windcliff

ping


19 posted on 05/06/2005 8:08:50 AM PDT by stylecouncilor
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To: martin_fierro

thanks for the ping.

I heard that when she stood before the judge, she gave her name as

Denise Knock.


20 posted on 05/06/2005 3:44:23 PM PDT by bitt ("There are troubling signs Bush doesn't care about winning a third term." (JH2))
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To: martin_fierro

WATCH HOW YOU DESCRIBING MY WIFE


21 posted on 06/01/2006 2:48:32 PM PDT by SNOOPYWON1
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To: Admin Moderator; hellinahandcart; SNOOPYWON1
Well, whattaya know.

A NARCO-TROLL!

So long, asshat.

22 posted on 06/01/2006 2:52:57 PM PDT by martin_fierro (< |:)~)
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To: Tijeras_Slim; Constitution Day; Petronski

COME SEE THE NARCO-TROLL (quick, before he's history)


23 posted on 06/01/2006 2:53:46 PM PDT by martin_fierro (< |:)~)
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To: SNOOPYWON1

Is she the real thing?


24 posted on 06/01/2006 3:33:31 PM PDT by Tijeras_Slim
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To: martin_fierro

Maybe she's a big woman, lots of crack.


25 posted on 06/01/2006 3:34:39 PM PDT by Tijeras_Slim
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To: Tijeras_Slim

*snort*

(pun intended)


26 posted on 06/01/2006 4:14:55 PM PDT by martin_fierro (< |:)~)
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To: SNOOPYWON1

oh yeah, that's believable.


27 posted on 06/01/2006 5:35:49 PM PDT by xsmommy
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To: Tijeras_Slim; martin_fierro

you know, i am thinking that Marion Barry set the b!tch up....


28 posted on 06/01/2006 5:36:48 PM PDT by xsmommy
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To: martin_fierro

Oh my goodness, he's still here.

Man of few words, isn't he?


29 posted on 06/02/2006 5:54:13 AM PDT by hellinahandcart
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To: martin_fierro

Is Denise Coke supposed to be somebody that we should know?


30 posted on 06/02/2006 5:56:03 AM PDT by Hatteras
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To: Hatteras
Is Denise Coke supposed to be somebody that we should know?

No, her name is Coke, see, and ... oh what's the use

31 posted on 06/02/2006 6:22:07 AM PDT by martin_fierro (< |:)~)
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To: SNOOPYWON1; Eaker; Judith Anne; netmilsmom; Devil_Anse; T Minus Four; ~Kim4VRWC's~; retrokitten; ...
WATCH HOW YOU DESCRIBING MY WIFE

I thought she ran off with your brother.


32 posted on 06/02/2006 6:22:51 AM PDT by hellinahandcart
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To: SNOOPYWON1

Wow, a very first..
A NARC-O-Troll.

And a faker at that.


33 posted on 06/02/2006 6:26:41 AM PDT by Darksheare ("Oh No! Zombies!" Actually, they aren't. They just haven't had their coffee yet.)
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To: SNOOPYWON1; hellinahandcart

What a maroon!


34 posted on 06/02/2006 6:37:29 AM PDT by bwteim (Save the USA: find jobs for RINOS in Mexico. No borders = no country.)
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To: SNOOPYWON1

WE WATCH HOW DESCRIBING YOU WIFE.
SHE BUSTED FOR DOPE, GO AWAY LONG TIME.


35 posted on 06/02/2006 6:40:00 AM PDT by Darksheare ("Oh No! Zombies!" Actually, they aren't. They just haven't had their coffee yet.)
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To: Darksheare

Oh no, he's a real narco-troll!


36 posted on 06/02/2006 6:41:47 AM PDT by metesky ("Brethren, leave us go amongst them." Rev. Capt. Samuel Johnston Clayton - Ward Bond- The Searchers)
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To: metesky

Well.. maybe.
But I'm betting he isn't who he says he is.


37 posted on 06/02/2006 6:42:45 AM PDT by Darksheare ("Oh No! Zombies!" Actually, they aren't. They just haven't had their coffee yet.)
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To: martin_fierro

Geez, good thing she wasn't named Denise Cox...

38 posted on 06/02/2006 6:44:45 AM PDT by Fintan (One day we'll look back on this and plow into a parked car.)
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To: Fintan

Check out the date of the thread, then check out post 21..


39 posted on 06/02/2006 6:46:42 AM PDT by Darksheare ("Oh No! Zombies!" Actually, they aren't. They just haven't had their coffee yet.)
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To: Darksheare
They never are... :O)

I almost always think it's a FReeper pulling our collective legs.

40 posted on 06/02/2006 6:50:29 AM PDT by metesky ("Brethren, leave us go amongst them." Rev. Capt. Samuel Johnston Clayton - Ward Bond- The Searchers)
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To: SNOOPYWON1

Soooo... where'd you go?


41 posted on 06/02/2006 6:50:35 AM PDT by Darksheare ("Oh No! Zombies!" Actually, they aren't. They just haven't had their coffee yet.)
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To: hellinahandcart

Interesting Troll name....
thanks for the ping!


42 posted on 06/02/2006 6:51:11 AM PDT by najida (The internet is for kids grown up-- Where else could you have 10,000 imaginary friends?)
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To: metesky

Had that happen a few times.
Or, as a side twist, a multiple retread signs up, stays quiet for awhile, and then berates his 'other' handles.
Basically troll talking to himself.
One such troll was "Jimmy Clyde".


43 posted on 06/02/2006 6:54:27 AM PDT by Darksheare ("Oh No! Zombies!" Actually, they aren't. They just haven't had their coffee yet.)
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To: SNOOPYWON1

So... since she got all that coke confiscated.. how angry is your supplier?


44 posted on 06/02/2006 6:58:45 AM PDT by Darksheare ("Oh No! Zombies!" Actually, they aren't. They just haven't had their coffee yet.)
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To: SNOOPYWON1

LOL!

Bozo!


45 posted on 06/02/2006 7:03:06 AM PDT by Eaker (My Wife Rocks! - Travis McGee is my friend. “You’ll never need a gun, until you need it badly.”)
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To: martin_fierro

So she was supposed to have soda in her car?


46 posted on 06/02/2006 7:53:15 AM PDT by Hatteras
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To: mmercier
you have to be a bloody genius to speed with thirty three pounds of cocaine in the trunk.

Unless you don't know it's there.

And no, I'm not saying she didn't. Just that so far there is not enough facts.

47 posted on 06/02/2006 7:55:46 AM PDT by Protagoras ("A real decision is measured by the fact that you have taken a new action"... Tony Robbins)
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To: Protagoras

Check date, check post 21.


48 posted on 06/02/2006 8:35:11 AM PDT by Darksheare ("Oh No! Zombies!" Actually, they aren't. They just haven't had their coffee yet.)
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To: Darksheare
I didn't check the 21st post when I responded to the 4th post. And the significance of the date is lost on me.
49 posted on 06/02/2006 9:02:50 AM PDT by Protagoras ("A real decision is measured by the fact that you have taken a new action"... Tony Robbins)
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To: Protagoras

Thread is old.
Post 21 is a guy claiming that Denise Coke is his wife.
He signed up yesterday to make that claim..


50 posted on 06/02/2006 9:24:16 AM PDT by Darksheare ("Oh No! Zombies!" Actually, they aren't. They just haven't had their coffee yet.)
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