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Denise Coke Arrested on Cocaine Charges
Yahoo news ^ | 5/6/05

Posted on 05/05/2005 2:30:05 PM PDT by martin_fierro

ROSEVILLE, Mich. - A woman identified by authorities as Denise Coke was arrested after a drug-sniffing dog discovered 33 pounds of cocaine in her vehicle.

Roseville police acting on a tip gave Michigan State Police the description of a vehicle allegedly containing drugs. Coke, 25, of Detroit was arrested after being pulled over for speeding Tuesday night on Interstate 696.

Coke was arraigned Wednesday on a charge of possession with intent to deliver more than 1,000 grams of cocaine, punishable by up to life in prison upon conviction. A judge set her bond at $1 million.

Roseville Police Chief Richard Heinz said the cocaine had a street value of $7 million to $8 million, but the drugs' destination was not immediately known.


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1 posted on 05/05/2005 2:30:06 PM PDT by martin_fierro
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To: martin_fierro

From now on, she will be known as "Denise Inmate".


2 posted on 05/05/2005 2:32:01 PM PDT by SIDENET (Yankee Air Pirate)
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To: martin_fierro

Say goodnight Denise.


3 posted on 05/05/2005 2:32:13 PM PDT by cripplecreek (I don't suffer from stress. I am a carrier!)
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To: martin_fierro
you have to be a bloody genius to speed with thirty three pounds of cocaine in the trunk.
4 posted on 05/05/2005 2:33:18 PM PDT by mmercier
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To: Bacon Man; Hap

By rough estimate, my house contains 33 pounds of cat.

This chick had a Fabulous Feline Bebop Trio's worth of blow in her car.

(And I bet it behaved better than Dennis.)


5 posted on 05/05/2005 2:34:17 PM PDT by Xenalyte (It's a Zen thing, you know, like how many babies fit in a tire.)
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To: SIDENET; mikrofon; Charles Henrickson; bitt; beyond the sea; Constitution Day

In related news, Amelia Pedophilia was arrested for shoplifting.


6 posted on 05/05/2005 2:36:13 PM PDT by martin_fierro (Fingers of Fury™)
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To: mmercier
you have to be a bloody genius to speed with thirty three pounds of cocaine in the trunk."

trust me, with 33 lbs of coke we'd all be speeding!!

7 posted on 05/05/2005 2:36:26 PM PDT by muir_redwoods (Free Sirhan Sirhan, after all, the bastard who killed Mary Jo Kopeckne is walking around free)
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To: martin_fierro
I knew a guy named Bobby Lemons who sold Quaaludes.
Owl_Eagle

(If what I just wrote makes you sad or angry,

 it was probably sarcasm)

8 posted on 05/05/2005 2:38:15 PM PDT by South Hawthorne (In Memory of my Dear Friend Henry Lee II)
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To: martin_fierro

Did she post the bond?


9 posted on 05/05/2005 3:00:09 PM PDT by ken5050 (The Dem party is as dead as the NHL)
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To: martin_fierro; mikrofon
I think she'll plead not guilty:

DENISE COKE DENIES COKE

10 posted on 05/05/2005 3:08:18 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Denise "Deny It" Coke.)
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To: martin_fierro

(The aptly named) Denise Coke...


11 posted on 05/05/2005 3:09:17 PM PDT by Diddle E. Squat
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To: martin_fierro; cripplecreek; Petronski
A woman identified by authorities as Denise Coke was arrested after a drug-sniffing dog discovered 33 pounds of cocaine in her vehicle.

Very strange!!! Her cousin, Alicia Ganga was arrested just a couple of weeks ago with a sh*tload of hash under the seats of her SUV.

As Rush would say....... the SUV did it!

13 posted on 05/05/2005 3:19:18 PM PDT by beyond the sea (Cops to Jennigirl: Can we stop looking for the blue van now?)
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To: martin_fierro
ROTFL

Good 'un.

14 posted on 05/05/2005 3:41:16 PM PDT by SquirrelKing
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To: martin_fierro

In a strange bit of synchronicity, I have just gotten back from a business trip very near the Canadian city of Etobicoke...


15 posted on 05/05/2005 4:11:59 PM PDT by mikrofon (Denise's Bro)
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...stopped by Denny's for a coke last Sunday...


16 posted on 05/05/2005 4:34:28 PM PDT by battlegearboat
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To: martin_fierro
Coke was arraigned Wednesday on a charge of possession with intent to deliver more than 1,000 grams of cocaine, punishable by up to life in prison upon conviction. A judge set her bond at $1 million.

Coke adds life.

I'd like to buy the world a coke.

Just try making that out of a cola nut...Ahahah!

17 posted on 05/05/2005 6:10:24 PM PDT by Big Giant Head (I should change my tagline to "Big Giant Pancake on my Head")
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To: Xenalyte; Hap

Hap and I will see your 33 pounds of cat and raise you approximately 50 more.


18 posted on 05/05/2005 8:42:32 PM PDT by Bacon Man (I wanna live to see how global warming turns out. I have an inside tip it's all a load of crap.)
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To: windcliff

ping


19 posted on 05/06/2005 8:08:50 AM PDT by stylecouncilor
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To: martin_fierro

thanks for the ping.

I heard that when she stood before the judge, she gave her name as

Denise Knock.


20 posted on 05/06/2005 3:44:23 PM PDT by bitt ("There are troubling signs Bush doesn't care about winning a third term." (JH2))
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