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Giant Wiener Stolen
Fox News ^ | 5/12/05

Posted on 05/12/2005 3:49:48 PM PDT by llevrok

A South Carolina man would like his enormous wiener returned.

Loyd Ardrey, who owns the Ebenezer Grill in Rock Hill,SC discovered that the 12-foot-long smiling hot dog sign on top of the restaurant was missing.

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TOPICS: Conspiracy; Food
KEYWORDS: foul; humor; juivinile; shrinkage; toilethumorfromdu
at 12 feet, who wouldn't smile ?
1 posted on 05/12/2005 3:49:49 PM PDT by llevrok
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To: BerthaDee; cowboyway; carolinacrazy

A South Carolina man would like his enormous wiener returned


2 posted on 05/12/2005 3:52:09 PM PDT by teenyelliott (Soylent green is made of liberals...)
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To: llevrok

"at 12 feet, who wouldn't smile ?"


The wife.


3 posted on 05/12/2005 3:52:34 PM PDT by cripplecreek (Anyone who thinks we believe Hillary on any issue is truly a moron.)
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To: SC Swamp Fox

Double dare you to bump this. LOL!


4 posted on 05/12/2005 3:53:48 PM PDT by PistolPaknMama (Will work for cool tag line.)
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To: teenyelliott

5 posted on 05/12/2005 3:55:00 PM PDT by al baby
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To: llevrok; Conspiracy Guy; Laura Earl; Zacs Mom; SandyInSeattle; King Prout; Independentamerican; ...

My Ping a ling .....


6 posted on 05/12/2005 3:57:30 PM PDT by Hi Heels (Guns kill and cause crime? Dang, mine must be malfunctioning....)
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To: llevrok
http://www.heraldonline.com/local/story/4858466p-4459567c.html

"It's tough to hide a 10-foot weenie," Rock Hill Police Lt. Jerry Waldrop said.



Ebenezer Grill owner Loyd Ardrey shows where the hot dog sign was on the roof of the Ebenezer Grill in Rock Hill. The sign, featuring a giant hot dog, seen below, was stolen Tuesday night or early Wednesday morning.
7 posted on 05/12/2005 3:58:42 PM PDT by maggief
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To: al baby

I am ashamed to admit that I know who that is.


8 posted on 05/12/2005 3:59:02 PM PDT by teenyelliott (Soylent green is made of liberals...)
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To: maggiefluffs
"It's tough to hide a 10-foot weenie," Rock Hill Police Lt. Jerry Waldrop said.

was 12 feet. It must be due to shrinkage?

9 posted on 05/12/2005 4:00:58 PM PDT by llevrok ( Native American* (*born here))
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To: llevrok

Look for the woman with the equally large smile :)


10 posted on 05/12/2005 4:01:04 PM PDT by pipecorp (There's some lovely filth down 'ere.)
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To: llevrok

11 posted on 05/12/2005 4:02:42 PM PDT by BigFinn
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To: llevrok

12 posted on 05/12/2005 4:03:35 PM PDT by martin_fierro (< |:)~)
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To: llevrok

Perhaps it went in search of buns?


13 posted on 05/12/2005 4:05:28 PM PDT by StoneColdGOP ("The Republican Party is the France of politics" - Laz)
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To: llevrok

Ya know, I'm a bit confused. I think the old one was stolen too; wooden 12 footer, if I'm reading correctly.


14 posted on 05/12/2005 4:06:30 PM PDT by maggief
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To: llevrok
Where could the wiener be?


15 posted on 05/12/2005 4:29:24 PM PDT by Horatio Gates (If you don't want to read about it in tomorrow's paper, don't do it.)
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To: teenyelliott
LOL, there is/was an obscure individual using that guys name on FR if you didn't know...
16 posted on 05/12/2005 4:32:17 PM PDT by Horatio Gates (If you don't want to read about it in tomorrow's paper, don't do it.)
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To: llevrok
a 12 foot weiner has got nothing on this one:


17 posted on 05/12/2005 4:46:26 PM PDT by Michael.SF.
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To: PistolPaknMama; 2A Patriot; 2nd amendment mama; 4everontheRight; 77Jimmy; Abbeville Conservative; ..
Actual FoxNews headline:Man's Giant Weenie Stolen
A South Carolina man would like his enormous wiener returned.


South Carolina Ping

Add me to the ping list. Remove me from the ping list.

18 posted on 05/12/2005 5:08:20 PM PDT by SC Swamp Fox (Aim small, miss small.)
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To: llevrok
Giant Wiener Stolen

I hate when that happens.

19 posted on 05/12/2005 10:49:04 PM PDT by Mike Darancette (Mesocons for Rice '08)
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To: Michael.SF.

Many years ago I walked out of Don's Music and Marching Society in Five Points (COLA SC) at 1AM one Saturday morning and saw that drive by.

I nearly freaked out.


20 posted on 05/13/2005 2:57:00 AM PDT by Gamecock (We are not saved by faith, but by the object of our faith.)
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To: llevrok

***A South Carolina man would like his enormous wiener returned.***

Did anyone ask his wife how she felt about the whole thing?


21 posted on 05/13/2005 2:57:47 AM PDT by Gamecock (We are not saved by faith, but by the object of our faith.)
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To: Gamecock

APB out on Frank Furter


22 posted on 05/13/2005 3:29:17 AM PDT by doosee
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To: Hi Heels

You have a fixation on wienie stories.

Gotta run.

Later


23 posted on 05/13/2005 5:19:32 AM PDT by Conspiracy Guy (Caution. Contents under pressure.)
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To: teenyelliott
I am ashamed to admit that I know who that is.

These days you don't have to watch porn to know who he is! He's treated like he was the dad on an old sitcom or something.

24 posted on 05/13/2005 6:57:15 AM PDT by Mr. Silverback ("Slippery slope? Try cliffdiving."--Freeper Crazieman comments on the post-Terri world.)
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To: Mr. Silverback
He's treated like he was the dad on an old sitcom or something

That is so true, and very funny. I do not watch porn, and never have. Yet I know who that ugly guy is. Eewwww. Thanks, MSM.

25 posted on 05/13/2005 8:36:39 AM PDT by teenyelliott (Soylent green is made of liberals...)
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To: Conspiracy Guy

oh sure, hit and run.....


26 posted on 05/13/2005 10:57:02 AM PDT by Hi Heels (Guns kill and cause crime? Dang, mine must be malfunctioning....)
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To: llevrok

I'm reminded of my very favorite polka, Who Stole the Kischka?


Who Stole the Kishka
(Trad.)

Someone stole the kishka
Someone stole the kishka
Who stole the kishka,
from the butcher's shop?
Who stole the kishka?
Who stole the kishka?
Who stole the kishka?
Someone call the cops!

Fat and round and firmly packed
It was hanging on the rack
Someone stole the kishka
When I turned my back
Who stole the kishka?
Who stole the kishka?
Who stole the kishka?
Someone bring it back!

Someone stole the kishka
Someone stole the kishka
Who stole the kishka,
from the butcher shop?
Who stole the kishka?
Who stole the kishka?
Who stole the kishka?
Someone call the cops!

Yusef found the kishka
Yusef found the kishka
Yusef found the kishka
And he hung it on the rack.
He found the kishka
He found the kishka
He found the kishka
Yusef brought it back
Heeeeeyyyyyyyy
Hey!
huh-huh-huh-huh


27 posted on 05/13/2005 11:00:04 AM PDT by Petronski (Pope Benedict XVI: A German Shepherd on the Throne of Peter)
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