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Posted on 05/13/2005 11:23:29 AM PDT by FreeRetarded (aka JimmyClyde)

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To: FreeRetarded (aka JimmyClyde)

151 posted on 05/13/2005 12:52:10 PM PDT by reagan_fanatic (The theory of evolution is the great cosmogenic myth of the twentieth century - Michael Denton)
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To: FreeRetarded (aka JimmyClyde)

Most DU trolls think that they can bring their bad little vaudeville acts to the great FR stage, but just like the olden days, the mods will give 'em the HOOK!

Of course, FReepers get to throw virtual tomatoes and lightning at them first!


152 posted on 05/13/2005 12:53:08 PM PDT by spoiler2
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To: Conservomax
Is this a Post or an 11th grade English assignment?

Drop the second "1" from 11 and you got it.

153 posted on 05/13/2005 12:56:20 PM PDT by darkangel82
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To: FreeRetarded (aka JimmyClyde)

Now put back your hippy goggles and waddle you way back to DU!

154 posted on 05/13/2005 12:56:31 PM PDT by Simmy2.5 (There are more conspiracies at DU then there are on Coast to Coast AM.)
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To: Simmy2.5
Now put back your hippy goggles and waddle you way back to DU!

Dang! I'm starting to sound like a DUmmie with that grammar! What I meant was, 'Now put your hippy goggle blinders on, and waddle your way back to DU!'

155 posted on 05/13/2005 12:58:55 PM PDT by Simmy2.5 (There are more conspiracies at DU then there are on Coast to Coast AM.)
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To: FreeRetarded (aka JimmyClyde)

I hate gin. I drink cheap bourbon. Get your facts straight next time, poopy pants.


156 posted on 05/13/2005 12:59:27 PM PDT by Conspiracy Guy (Caution. Contents under pressure.)
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To: Sax

I always did hate the Bozo show.


157 posted on 05/13/2005 1:00:18 PM PDT by notpoliticallycorewrecked (Freedom isn't free)
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To: FreeRetarded (aka JimmyClyde)

Make the ocean good gin and you're on!!


158 posted on 05/13/2005 1:01:42 PM PDT by Twinkie (Jesus came to seek and to save that which was lost.)
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To: FreeRetarded (aka JimmyClyde)
"... is the wretched 'Admin Mod', a man of horrible values and the judgement of a meth lab..."

Aren't the Admin's mostly female????

159 posted on 05/13/2005 1:03:04 PM PDT by Zuben Elgenubi
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To: exile
Hey! I've never married! So much for this liberals ethics and theories!
160 posted on 05/13/2005 1:03:57 PM PDT by mountainlyons (alienated vet)
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To: exile

I don't beat my wife, either!!


161 posted on 05/13/2005 1:05:42 PM PDT by 2Jedismom (The light at the end of the tunnel is most certainly not a train.)
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To: Jim Robinson

Seems like we're getting a BUNCH of whiners today...what gives, I wonder? Is it just the same loser time after time? Or a conglomeration of losers??


162 posted on 05/13/2005 1:09:09 PM PDT by 2Jedismom (The light at the end of the tunnel is most certainly not a train.)
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To: FreeRetarded (aka JimmyClyde)

Would you please ping me for your next ZOT? I keep getting here too late to enjoy the ozone.


163 posted on 05/13/2005 1:10:45 PM PDT by Misty Memory (Why is it that most of the Wild Turkey's on FR look more like vultures?)
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To: FreeRetarded (aka JimmyClyde)

I've never beaten my ex-wife, and I don't care for gin.

I prefer a Pilsner Urquell or a St Pauli Girl myself.


164 posted on 05/13/2005 1:14:14 PM PDT by stbdside
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To: FreeRetarded (aka JimmyClyde)
now why would you say that about goodman... i mean afterall he IS a democRAT isn't he???

that was sooooooooo french!!!
165 posted on 05/13/2005 1:14:45 PM PDT by Chode (American Hedonist ©®)
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To: FreeRetarded (aka JimmyClyde)

Ya'll just gonna lay there while that troll is ah runnin around?

Relax, that critters already been skinned and hung on a hook fer supper! lol
166 posted on 05/13/2005 1:18:24 PM PDT by TheForceOfOne (My tagline is currently being blocked by Congressional filibuster for being to harsh.)
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To: Hand em their arse
Dammit Backhoe... There ya go, gettin' logical with him...:)

I must have been momentarily possesed by an evil spirit.

I'm just getting a little fed up with all this whining and opusing and foot-stomping like little children.

If you wanna stay, stay... if you wanna go, go! There are plenty of sites and forums, ranging from the pretty decent to the farther shores of insanity.

Contrary to popular wisdom, in cyberspace, your scream can indeed be heard- but hardly anyone gives a hoot for more than a minute. It's sort of like Andy Warhols' 15 minutes of fame got ARC'd or ZIP'd...

167 posted on 05/13/2005 1:21:39 PM PDT by backhoe (-30-)
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To: backhoe

hehe.. :) well put...


168 posted on 05/13/2005 1:24:27 PM PDT by Hand em their arse
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To: Hand em their arse

169 posted on 05/13/2005 1:25:39 PM PDT by backhoe (-30-)
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To: backhoe

I'm trying to come up with a good reason to reply to this thread but I just can't comre up with one.


170 posted on 05/13/2005 1:28:23 PM PDT by Phlap (REDNECK@LIBARTS.EDU)
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To: FreeRetarded (aka JimmyClyde)
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171 posted on 05/13/2005 1:30:12 PM PDT by itsamelman (“Announcing your plans is a good way to hear God laugh.” -- Al Swearengen)
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To: tiredoflaundry
Meek is probably exhausted, lotsa trolls today! ;-)

No doubt. LOL
172 posted on 05/13/2005 1:31:04 PM PDT by SolidRedState (E Pluribus Funk --- (Latin taglines are sooooo cool! Don't ya think?))
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To: FreeRetarded (aka JimmyClyde)

Try typing your screed into a word processor and running spellcheck and grammar check on it before posting it. That way you'll just come off looking like a moronic @$$hole, rather than an illiterate moronic @$$hole.


173 posted on 05/13/2005 1:32:13 PM PDT by Junior (“Even if you are one-in-a-million, there are still 6,000 others just like you.”)
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To: FreeRetarded (aka JimmyClyde)

174 posted on 05/13/2005 1:33:11 PM PDT by Charlespg (Civilization and freedom are only worthy of those who defend or support defending It)
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To: FreeRetarded (aka JimmyClyde)

Wife beaters? "Welcome to you beat your wife. Now, sir, do you beat your wife?"-Bugs Bunny (as Groucho Marx) to Elmer Fudd


175 posted on 05/13/2005 1:34:53 PM PDT by WestVirginiaRebel (Carnac: A siren, a baby and a liberal. Answer: Name three things that whine.)
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To: FreeRetarded (aka JimmyClyde)
Jimmyclyde's first day on the job:


176 posted on 05/13/2005 1:36:18 PM PDT by Lockbar (March toward the sound of the guns.)
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To: exile
We've all seen and heard of a place called Free Republic, its full of divorced or wife-beating conservative slobs"

"Hey! I'm not divorced!>

Well I am, but I'm not a slob.

177 posted on 05/13/2005 1:36:48 PM PDT by JoeV1 (Democrat Party-The unlawful and corrupt leading the blind and uneducated)
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To: FreeRetarded (aka JimmyClyde)

I won't have a wife to beat until you freaks get gay marriage legalized.


178 posted on 05/13/2005 1:38:52 PM PDT by RushCrush (Never give in. Never, never, never, never!)
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To: beelzepug
"Boodles gin for me." Boodles makes the best Bloody Mary going. Be sure to add a couple of pickled green beans.

My bloodies are with Sky vodka, V-8, horseradish, lemon, fresh ground pepper, and Tobasco.

I'll try the pickled green beans additive next Sunday after church.

179 posted on 05/13/2005 1:42:08 PM PDT by Cobra64
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To: FreeRetarded (aka JimmyClyde)
They thrive on stupid,worthless topics that focus around the "wonder of life" and "lets keep people who cant feel or think alive"

If you want us to stop, just blink twice, and we'll disconnect your tube.

180 posted on 05/13/2005 1:43:39 PM PDT by KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle ("As a conservative site, Free Republic is pro-G-d, PRO-LIFE..." -- FR founder Jim Robinson)
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To: FreeRetarded (aka JimmyClyde)
Am I too late. This 3 year old what to Zot the bad man.
182 posted on 05/13/2005 1:45:19 PM PDT by Mark in the Old South (Sister Lucia of Fatima pray for us)
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To: FreeRetarded (aka JimmyClyde)
JimmyClyde sounds happy...


183 posted on 05/13/2005 1:46:45 PM PDT by Chinito (6990th Security Group, RC-135/Combat Apple, Class of '68)
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To: FreeRetarded (aka JimmyClyde)
Dear Troll: You swine. You vulgar little maggot. You worthless bag of filth. As they say in Texas, I'll bet you couldn't pour p!ss out of a boot with instructions on the heel. You are a canker. A sore that won't go away. I would rather kiss a lawyer than be seen with you. You're a putrescent mass, a walking vomit. You are a spineless little worm deserving nothing but the profoundest contempt. You are a jerk, a cad, a weasel. Your life is a monument to stupidity. You are a stench, a revulsion, a big suck on a sour lemon. You are a bleating foal, a curdled staggering mutant dwarf smeared richly with the effluvia and offal accompanying your alleged birth into this world. An insensate, blinking calf, meaningful to nobody, abandoned by the puke-drooling, giggling beasts who sired you and then killed themselves in recognition of what they had done. I will never get over the embarrassment of belonging to the same species as you. You are a monster, an ogre, a malformity. I barf at the very thought of you. You have all the appeal of a paper cut. Lepers avoid you. You are vile, worthless, less than nothing. You are a weed, a fungus, the dregs of this earth. And did I mention you smell? Try to edit your responses of unnecessary material before attempting to impress us with your insight. The evidence that you are a nincompoop will still be available to readers, but they will be able to access it more rapidly. You snail-skulled little rabbit. Would that a hawk pick you up, drive its beak into your brain, and upon finding it rancid set you loose to fly briefly before spattering the ocean rocks with the frothy pink shame of your ignoble blood. May you choke on the queasy, convulsing nausea of your own trite, foolish beliefs. You are weary, stale, flat and unprofitable. You are grimy, squalid, nasty and profane. You are foul and disgusting. You're a fool, an ignoramus. Monkeys look down on you. Even sheep won't have sex with you. You are unreservedly pathetic, starved for attention, and lost in a land that reality forgot. And what meaning do you expect your delusionally self-important statements of unknowing, inexperienced opinion to have with us? What fantasy do you hold that you would believe that your tiny-fisted tantrums would have more weight than that of a leprous desert rat, spinning rabidly in a circle, waiting for the bite of the snake? You are a waste of flesh. You have no rhythm. You are ridiculous and obnoxious. You are the moral equivalent of a leech. You are a living emptiness, a meaningless void. You are sour and senile. You are a disease, you puerile, one-handed, slack-jawed, drooling, meatslapper. On a good day you're a half-wit. You remind me of drool. You are deficient in all that lends character. You have the personality of wallpaper. You are dank and filthy. You are asinine and benighted. You are the source of all unpleasantness. You spread misery and sorrow wherever you go. You smarmy lagerlout git. You bloody woofter sod. Bugger off, pillock. You grotty wanking oik artless base-court apple-john. You clouted boggish foot-licking twit. You dankish clack-dish plonker. You gormless crook-pated tosser. You churlish boil-brained clotpole ponce. You cockered bum-bailey poofter. You craven dewberry pisshead cockup pratting naff. You gob-kissing gleeking flap-mouthed coxcomb. You dread-bolted fobbing beef-witted clapper-clawed flirt-gill. You are a fiend and a coward, and you have bad breath. You are degenerate, noxious and depraved. I feel debased just for knowing you exist. I despise everything about you, and I wish you would go away. I cannot believe how incredibly stupid you are. I mean rock-hard stupid. Dehydrated-rock-hard stupid. Stupid, so stupid it goes way beyond the stupid we know into a whole different dimension of stupid. You are trans-stupid stupid. Meta-stupid. Stupid collapsed on itself so far that even the neutrons have collapsed. Stupid gotten so dense that no intellect can escape. Singularity stupid. Blazing hot mid-day sun on Mercury stupid. You emit more stupid in one second than our entire galaxy emits in a year. Quasar stupid. Your writing has to be a troll. Nothing in our universe can really be this stupid. Perhaps this is some primordial fragment from the original big bang of stupid. Some pure essence of a stupid so uncontaminated by anything else as to be beyond the laws of physics that we know. I'm sorry. I can't go on. This is an epiphany of stupid for me. After this, you may not hear from me again for a while. I don't have enough strength left to deride your ignorant questions and half baked comments about unimportant trivia, or any of the rest of this drivel. Duh. The only thing worse than your logic is your manners. I have snipped away most of what you wrote, because, well... it didn't really say anything. Your attempt at constructing a creative post was pitiful. I mean, really, stringing together a bunch of insults among a load of babbling was hardly effective... Maybe later in life, after you have learned to read, write, spell, and count, you will have more success. True, these are rudimentary skills that many of us "normal" people take for granted that everyone has an easy time of mastering. But we sometimes forget that there are "challenged" persons in this world who find these things more difficult. If I had known, that this was your case then I would have never read your post. It just wouldn't have been "right". Sort of like parking in a handicap space. I wish you the best of luck in the emotional, and social struggles that seem to be placing such a demand on you. P.S.: You are hypocritical, greedy, violent, malevolent, vengeful, cowardly, deadly, mendacious, meretricious, loathsome, despicable, belligerent, opportunistic, barratrous, contemptible, criminal, fascistic, bigoted, racist, sexist, avaricious, tasteless, idiotic, brain-damaged, imbecilic, insane, arrogant, deceitful, demented, lame, self-righteous, byzantine, conspiratorial, satanic, fraudulent, libelous, bilious, splenetic, spastic, ignorant, clueless, illegitimate, harmful, destructive, dumb, evasive, double-talking, devious, revisionist, narrow, manipulative, paternalistic, fundamentalist, dogmatic, idolatrous, unethical, cultic, diseased, suppressive, controlling, restrictive, malignant, deceptive, dim, crazy, weird, dystopic, stifling, uncaring, plantigrade, grim, unsympathetic, jargon-spouting, censorious, secretive, aggressive, mind-numbing, arassive, poisonous, flagrant, self-destructive, abusive, socially-retarded, puerile, and generally Not Good.


184 posted on 05/13/2005 1:49:30 PM PDT by PilloryHillary
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To: Dan from Michigan

Well, maybe Bombay Sapphire!


185 posted on 05/13/2005 1:50:42 PM PDT by X. OTerica
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To: FreeRetarded (aka JimmyClyde)

I'm just here for the ocean of free gin...


186 posted on 05/13/2005 1:55:34 PM PDT by MD_Willington_1976
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To: FreeRetarded (aka JimmyClyde)

Ooh, you're HogDog, huh? You still haven't fixed your "zot proof" coating... Tell your fellow mental midgets back at the DUmp we said hi.


187 posted on 05/13/2005 1:58:11 PM PDT by WinOne4TheGipper (This haunted tagline is for sell on e-Bay.)
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To: Bahbah
"...you may not even say anything "liberal" or antagonizing but alas they yell TROLL! ZOT! like a bunch of 3 year olds."

Funny, MurryMom is still posting after all these years!

188 posted on 05/13/2005 1:58:14 PM PDT by grellis (STILL the Queen of the Dorks)
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To: grellis; All

How long was Jimmy Clyde a member here? I thought he'd been a member for a while?


189 posted on 05/13/2005 2:07:48 PM PDT by WinOne4TheGipper (This haunted tagline is for sell on e-Bay.)
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To: FreeRetarded (aka JimmyClyde)
its subscribers are nothing but lemmings marching their way to an ocean of cheap gin.

That is SO wrong.

I hate gin. I drink cheap BEER.

190 posted on 05/13/2005 2:11:21 PM PDT by humblegunner
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To: FreeRetarded (aka JimmyClyde)

Where is my cheap gin?! Somebody seems to have pinched my cheap gin because I didn't get mine.


191 posted on 05/13/2005 2:12:16 PM PDT by hummingbird ("If it wasn't for the insomnia, I could have gotten some sleep!")
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To: Brad's Gramma
I've never EVER beat my wife, you freak.

Uh... was there something you wanted to share with everyone??? ;-)

192 posted on 05/13/2005 2:13:30 PM PDT by humblegunner
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To: Jim Robinson
I just love all the many enticing screen names of the Zotted One in your comment.

He sounds like an All-American, clean-cut sex symbol.

Michael Moore, move over so I can have at this guy and rip his clothes off.

Leni

193 posted on 05/13/2005 2:17:12 PM PDT by MinuteGal ("The Marines keep coming. We are shooting, but the Marines won't stop !" (Fallujah Terrorists)
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To: FreeRetarded (aka JimmyClyde)
You, sir, have no manners. None.

You mother most certianly did a very poor job of raising you.

You do not visit someone's home and insult them. It is very poor manners to do so.

If you do so, you may expect to be either asked to leave or to be thrown out by the host.

It is really unfortunate that your parents never taught you this basic lesson in proper manners and politeness.

You need to learn this, or you will suffer for the rest of your life.

In fact, you will become an embittered, lonely old man.

Even lonelier, more embittered, and older than you are now.

194 posted on 05/13/2005 2:19:05 PM PDT by chs68
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To: FreeRetarded (aka JimmyClyde)
Damn! Do I have to do everything for you trolls since you can't seem to comprehend how to do it for yourself?

We've all seen and heard of a place called Free Republic, it's full of divorced or wife-beating conservative slobs who have the hygiene of John Goodman after a long picnic.

They thrive on stupid, worthless topics that focus around the "wonder of life" and "let's keep people who can',t feel or think alive because they were too, stubborn to admit that its Are you referring to yourself as being pretty damn foolish? If so, you won the trophy this time! pretty damn foolish".

But above all other abominations side note: abominations-n. 1.Abhorrence; disgust. 1.A cause of abhorrence or disgust. end of side note in this world is the wretched "Admin Mod", a man snicker, snarf, bwahahahaha Most Admin Mod's just might be of the female variety. of horrible values and the judgement of a meth lab.Meth labs blow up, go boom and make trolls go big boom. It is they who makes free republic, well not free at all, don't say anything he may not like or oops your gone. And his horde of craggled followers are even worse, you may not even say anything "liberal" or antagonizing but alas they yell TROLL! ZOT! like a bunch of 3 year olds. This shows the true character of free republic, how it is run by a disgusting fragment of a creature and how its subscribers are nothing but lemmings marching their way to an ocean of cheap gin.

A fragment of a creature? Which fragment? The nose? The ear? The long, pointy finger of zot? Pfffft! Cheap gin indeed.

195 posted on 05/13/2005 2:20:37 PM PDT by Sally'sConcerns (Prayers for TexasCowboy's full success in kicking that nasty cancer's butt. My bet is on TC winning!)
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To: Simmy2.5
"Now put back your hippy goggles and waddle you way back to DU!

"Dang! I'm starting to sound like a DUmmie with that grammar! What I meant was, 'Now put your hippy goggle blinders on, and waddle your way back to DU!'"

With respect.

You sound no where near like the folks on DU.

Had your post been made by a DUmmie, it would have gone something like this:

"Now put back your f*****g hippy goggles,s**th**d and waddle you g****m way back to DU!"

196 posted on 05/13/2005 2:25:55 PM PDT by chs68
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To: Jim Robinson

Thanks for posting this ZOT Master's other aliases...


197 posted on 05/13/2005 2:30:01 PM PDT by AFPhys ((.Praying for President Bush, our troops, their families, and all my American neighbors..))
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To: FreeRetarded (aka JimmyClyde)

Oh! Lord help us! I'm an English teacher. Do I have to tell you that somehow I sense your utter ignorance of the rules of spelling and grammar? Needless to say, your thinking ranks right up there with your English skills. Poor boy. I'd bet the farm that you were edjumicated in gubmint skools!


198 posted on 05/13/2005 2:33:15 PM PDT by rejoicing (F)
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To: PilloryHillary

How utterly eloquent! Wow!! I thought it. I just could never express it. Amazing!


199 posted on 05/13/2005 2:35:16 PM PDT by rejoicing (F)
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To: FreeRetarded (aka JimmyClyde)

[yawn]


200 posted on 05/13/2005 3:03:23 PM PDT by mhking ("Today, we're gonna do things the RIGHT way...")
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