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Darth Vader shows his dark side (flasher alert)
ananova ^ | 5/26/05 | staff

Posted on 05/26/2005 7:12:21 AM PDT by pissant

Police in Malaysia are hunting a man who flashes women while wearing a Darth Vader costume.

The Star Wars flasher exposed himself to women factory workers in two industrial areas of Bandar Baru Nilai.

Priscilla, 33, a factory supervisor, said the man got out of his car, strutted about menacingly in his Darth Vader suit before flashing to 15 women workers standing at a bus stop at 7am.

"At first, I thought he was a die-hard Star Wars fan trying to impress us with his costume. But we were shocked when he showed us his private parts," she told Malaysia's Star newspaper.

The women were waiting for buses to take them home after their night shift.

When some of the women screamed, he jumped into his car and drove off.

"Next time it will not be Revenge of the Sith but revenge on a sick man if we catch him doing his act again," Priscilla added.

The flasher was reported to have displayed himself to another group of workers at a second factory nearby.


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Where's a handy light saber when you need one?
1 posted on 05/26/2005 7:12:22 AM PDT by pissant
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To: pissant

pissant wrote:
Where's a handy light saber when you need one?

--We all know where that guys lightsaber was! on hand.


2 posted on 05/26/2005 7:14:03 AM PDT by 1FASTGLOCK45 (FreeRepublic: More fun than watching Dem'Rats drown like Turkeys in the rain! ! !)
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Was he wearing one of those cool new Vader mask that change your voice? LOL


3 posted on 05/26/2005 7:14:26 AM PDT by pepperhead (Kennedy's float, Mary Jo's don't!)
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To: 1FASTGLOCK45

Must grip tightly....


4 posted on 05/26/2005 7:14:42 AM PDT by pissant (Ruby Red)
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To: pepperhead

I imagine the breathing pattern was similar to the real Darth....


5 posted on 05/26/2005 7:15:30 AM PDT by pissant (Ruby Red)
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To: pissant
I imagine the breathing pattern was similar to the real Darth....

LOL

6 posted on 05/26/2005 7:18:14 AM PDT by pepperhead (Kennedy's float, Mary Jo's don't!)
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To: pissant

Did he have a light sabre?

Or was it more of a light *dagger*?


7 posted on 05/26/2005 7:18:18 AM PDT by Air Conditioned Gypsy
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To: pissant

Where do you find all this stuff, pissant?


8 posted on 05/26/2005 7:24:17 AM PDT by Skooz (Admit Nothing. Deny Everything. Make Counter Accusations.)
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To: pissant

9 posted on 05/26/2005 7:26:15 AM PDT by raivyn (<---------------- The force is strong in that one.)
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To: pissant
strutted about menacingly in his Darth Vader suit before flashing to 15 women workers standing at a bus stop at 7am.

Hey! Yo ladies! Check out this Force!

10 posted on 05/26/2005 7:37:36 AM PDT by cowboyway (My heroes have always been cowboys.)
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To: Air Conditioned Gypsy

my guess.....dagger


11 posted on 05/26/2005 7:43:16 AM PDT by pissant (Ruby Red)
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To: Skooz

It finds me!


12 posted on 05/26/2005 7:43:32 AM PDT by pissant (Ruby Red)
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To: raivyn

It's pulsing. Is that good?


13 posted on 05/26/2005 7:43:57 AM PDT by pissant (Ruby Red)
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To: cowboyway

Fond memories of Malaysia?


14 posted on 05/26/2005 7:44:29 AM PDT by pissant (Ruby Red)
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To: pissant

I've read that before...............


15 posted on 05/26/2005 7:54:37 AM PDT by Skooz (Admit Nothing. Deny Everything. Make Counter Accusations.)
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To: pissant
I guess that depends on your point of view, or gender!

Your Amazing Yoda Sex Line
"Do me or do me not - there is no try."
The Amazing Yoda Sex Line Generator

16 posted on 05/26/2005 8:01:02 AM PDT by raivyn (<---------------- The force is strong in that one.)
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To: Skooz

sorry


17 posted on 05/26/2005 8:02:38 AM PDT by pissant (Ruby Red)
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To: raivyn

that's Funny!


18 posted on 05/26/2005 8:03:03 AM PDT by pissant (Ruby Red)
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To: pissant

(Light sabres are turned on, held down low) "I can see your schwartz is as big as mine" -- Dark Helmet (SpaceBalls)

http://imdb.com/title/tt0094012/quotes


19 posted on 05/26/2005 8:10:21 AM PDT by sully777 (If anyone asks, I'm a monger-monger.)
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To: pissant

It's a shame when you see this story for the truth it tells. This is as close as a Star Wars geek will get to actual females.


20 posted on 05/26/2005 8:11:48 AM PDT by sully777 (If anyone asks, I'm a monger-monger.)
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To: sully777

Ha. I'd forgotten about that!


21 posted on 05/26/2005 8:12:19 AM PDT by pissant (Ruby Red)
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To: pissant

Don't apologise! I think it's great!


22 posted on 05/26/2005 8:29:00 AM PDT by Skooz (Admit Nothing. Deny Everything. Make Counter Accusations.)
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To: sully777
Oh man, have you seen the Triumph the Insult Dog video Star Wars Nerds?

Funniest video ever.

23 posted on 05/26/2005 8:32:00 AM PDT by Skooz (Admit Nothing. Deny Everything. Make Counter Accusations.)
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To: cowboyway

"May my force be with you."


24 posted on 05/26/2005 8:33:59 AM PDT by teenyelliott (Soylent green should be made outta liberals...)
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To: pissant
Ooooo, how bout this one . . .

"Hey lady. I am your father."

Come to daddy.

25 posted on 05/26/2005 8:35:29 AM PDT by teenyelliott (Soylent green should be made outta liberals...)
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To: Air Conditioned Gypsy
Or was it more of a light *dagger*?

Would you believe a lazer pointer?

26 posted on 05/26/2005 8:36:33 AM PDT by skeeter ("What's to talk about? It's illegal." S Bono)
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To: Skooz

Which one of these buttons do you push to call your parents to come and pick you up?


27 posted on 05/26/2005 8:37:02 AM PDT by teenyelliott (Soylent green should be made outta liberals...)
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To: cowboyway
Yo ladies! Check out this Force!

Cowboy! It was you!

Is that what you said when you exposed your penlight?

28 posted on 05/26/2005 8:37:34 AM PDT by Finger Monkey (H.R. 25, Fair Tax Act - A consumption tax which replaces the income tax, SS tax, death tax, etc.)
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To: teenyelliott

Teeny, you're on fire! LOL


29 posted on 05/26/2005 8:38:06 AM PDT by pissant (Ruby Red)
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To: teenyelliott

LOL!

You can choose from all kinds of guys who have no idea how to please you.


30 posted on 05/26/2005 8:40:23 AM PDT by Skooz (Admit Nothing. Deny Everything. Make Counter Accusations.)
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To: teenyelliott


Maybe my favorite:

You look like some kind of Super Nerd.

You look like you were built in a laboratory out of parts from lesser nerds.


31 posted on 05/26/2005 8:42:47 AM PDT by Skooz (Admit Nothing. Deny Everything. Make Counter Accusations.)
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To: Skooz
What's the one about the pregnant lady's baby? Something about the last time the kid will see female genitalia?
32 posted on 05/26/2005 8:49:39 AM PDT by teenyelliott (Soylent green should be made outta liberals...)
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To: teenyelliott

That one almost put me on the floor.

Funny funny stuff.

I have it at my computer here at work, but I can't play it because I can't contain my laughter.


33 posted on 05/26/2005 8:51:10 AM PDT by Skooz (Admit Nothing. Deny Everything. Make Counter Accusations.)
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To: BerthaDee
Is that what you said when you exposed your penlight?

How many times do I have to tell you, it's a MAG light.

34 posted on 05/26/2005 8:53:00 AM PDT by cowboyway (My heroes have always been cowboys.)
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To: cowboyway

A mini-mag?


35 posted on 05/26/2005 8:53:53 AM PDT by Finger Monkey (H.R. 25, Fair Tax Act - A consumption tax which replaces the income tax, SS tax, death tax, etc.)
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To: cyborg

Ping!


36 posted on 05/26/2005 8:54:22 AM PDT by Clemenza (Vader 2008: In your heart, you know he's right)
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To: Clemenza

LOL


37 posted on 05/26/2005 8:54:54 AM PDT by cyborg (tagline under construction)
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To: BerthaDee

38 posted on 05/26/2005 8:57:31 AM PDT by Skooz (Admit Nothing. Deny Everything. Make Counter Accusations.)
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To: BerthaDee
Doh!
39 posted on 05/26/2005 8:57:49 AM PDT by cowboyway (My heroes have always been cowboys.)
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To: cowboyway
it's a MAG light.

Oh my god, don't ever hit me with it.

40 posted on 05/26/2005 8:58:23 AM PDT by teenyelliott (Soylent green should be made outta liberals...)
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To: cyborg
Your Star Wars Pickup Line
"I may look like an Ewok, but I'm all Wookie where it counts, baby."
What's Your Star Wars Pickup Line?

41 posted on 05/26/2005 8:58:25 AM PDT by Petronski (A champion of dance, my moves will put you in a trance, and I never leave the disco alone.)
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To: Skooz

WOW. What a LARGE beam you have.


42 posted on 05/26/2005 8:59:47 AM PDT by Finger Monkey (H.R. 25, Fair Tax Act - A consumption tax which replaces the income tax, SS tax, death tax, etc.)
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To: Petronski

Yeah well I'll soon find out for myself.


43 posted on 05/26/2005 9:00:51 AM PDT by cyborg (tagline under construction)
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To: Petronski
Your Star Wars Pickup Line
"Date, or date not -- there is no 'let's just friends be'."
What's Your Star Wars Pickup Line?

44 posted on 05/26/2005 9:00:56 AM PDT by small_l_libertarian (I hope I'm not some kind of psychopath. - Chloe O'Brien, "24")
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To: BerthaDee

The better to...........

Nevermind


45 posted on 05/26/2005 9:01:10 AM PDT by Skooz (Admit Nothing. Deny Everything. Make Counter Accusations.)
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To: Skooz

The better to see you with? That's what you were gonna say, right?


46 posted on 05/26/2005 9:02:15 AM PDT by teenyelliott (Soylent green should be made outta liberals...)
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To: cyborg

Hee hee hee.


47 posted on 05/26/2005 9:02:39 AM PDT by Petronski (A champion of dance, my moves will put you in a trance, and I never leave the disco alone.)
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To: carolinacrazy

Triumph/Star Wars nerds ping


48 posted on 05/26/2005 9:03:20 AM PDT by teenyelliott (Soylent green should be made outta liberals...)
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To: teenyelliott

See you with.

Yeah, yeah. That's it.

See you with.

That's the ticket.............


49 posted on 05/26/2005 9:03:44 AM PDT by Skooz (Admit Nothing. Deny Everything. Make Counter Accusations.)
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To: Skooz

hmmmm? hmmm? Come on, don't be shy.


50 posted on 05/26/2005 9:03:46 AM PDT by Finger Monkey (H.R. 25, Fair Tax Act - A consumption tax which replaces the income tax, SS tax, death tax, etc.)
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