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Darth Vader shows his dark side (flasher alert)
ananova ^
| 5/26/05
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Posted on 05/26/2005 7:12:21 AM PDT by pissant
Police in Malaysia are hunting a man who flashes women while wearing a Darth Vader costume.
The Star Wars flasher exposed himself to women factory workers in two industrial areas of Bandar Baru Nilai.
Priscilla, 33, a factory supervisor, said the man got out of his car, strutted about menacingly in his Darth Vader suit before flashing to 15 women workers standing at a bus stop at 7am.
"At first, I thought he was a die-hard Star Wars fan trying to impress us with his costume. But we were shocked when he showed us his private parts," she told Malaysia's Star newspaper.
The women were waiting for buses to take them home after their night shift.
When some of the women screamed, he jumped into his car and drove off.
"Next time it will not be Revenge of the Sith but revenge on a sick man if we catch him doing his act again," Priscilla added.
The flasher was reported to have displayed himself to another group of workers at a second factory nearby.
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KEYWORDS: darthvader; flashdance; flasher
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To: sully777
Ha. I'd forgotten about that!
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posted on
05/26/2005 8:12:19 AM PDT
by
pissant
(Ruby Red)
To: pissant
Don't apologise! I think it's great!
22
posted on
05/26/2005 8:29:00 AM PDT
by
Skooz
(Admit Nothing. Deny Everything. Make Counter Accusations.)
To: sully777
Oh man, have you seen the Triumph the Insult Dog video
Star Wars Nerds?Funniest video ever.
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posted on
05/26/2005 8:32:00 AM PDT
by
Skooz
(Admit Nothing. Deny Everything. Make Counter Accusations.)
To: cowboyway
"May my force be with you."
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posted on
05/26/2005 8:33:59 AM PDT
by
teenyelliott
(Soylent green should be made outta liberals...)
To: pissant
Ooooo, how bout this one . . .
"Hey lady. I am your father."
Come to daddy.
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posted on
05/26/2005 8:35:29 AM PDT
by
teenyelliott
(Soylent green should be made outta liberals...)
To: Air Conditioned Gypsy
Or was it more of a light *dagger*?Would you believe a lazer pointer?
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posted on
05/26/2005 8:36:33 AM PDT
by
skeeter
("What's to talk about? It's illegal." S Bono)
To: Skooz
Which one of these buttons do you push to call your parents to come and pick you up?
27
posted on
05/26/2005 8:37:02 AM PDT
by
teenyelliott
(Soylent green should be made outta liberals...)
To: cowboyway
Yo ladies! Check out this Force!Cowboy! It was you!
Is that what you said when you exposed your penlight?
28
posted on
05/26/2005 8:37:34 AM PDT
by
Finger Monkey
(H.R. 25, Fair Tax Act - A consumption tax which replaces the income tax, SS tax, death tax, etc.)
To: teenyelliott
Teeny, you're on fire! LOL
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posted on
05/26/2005 8:38:06 AM PDT
by
pissant
(Ruby Red)
To: teenyelliott
LOL!
You can choose from all kinds of guys who have no idea how to please you.
30
posted on
05/26/2005 8:40:23 AM PDT
by
Skooz
(Admit Nothing. Deny Everything. Make Counter Accusations.)
To: teenyelliott
Maybe my favorite:
You look like some kind of Super Nerd.
You look like you were built in a laboratory out of parts from lesser nerds.
31
posted on
05/26/2005 8:42:47 AM PDT
by
Skooz
(Admit Nothing. Deny Everything. Make Counter Accusations.)
To: Skooz
What's the one about the pregnant lady's baby? Something about the last time the kid will see female genitalia?
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posted on
05/26/2005 8:49:39 AM PDT
by
teenyelliott
(Soylent green should be made outta liberals...)
To: teenyelliott
That one almost put me on the floor.
Funny funny stuff.
I have it at my computer here at work, but I can't play it because I can't contain my laughter.
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posted on
05/26/2005 8:51:10 AM PDT
by
Skooz
(Admit Nothing. Deny Everything. Make Counter Accusations.)
To: BerthaDee
Is that what you said when you exposed your penlight? How many times do I have to tell you, it's a MAG light.
34
posted on
05/26/2005 8:53:00 AM PDT
by
cowboyway
(My heroes have always been cowboys.)
To: cowboyway
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posted on
05/26/2005 8:53:53 AM PDT
by
Finger Monkey
(H.R. 25, Fair Tax Act - A consumption tax which replaces the income tax, SS tax, death tax, etc.)
To: cyborg
36
posted on
05/26/2005 8:54:22 AM PDT
by
Clemenza
(Vader 2008: In your heart, you know he's right)
To: Clemenza
37
posted on
05/26/2005 8:54:54 AM PDT
by
cyborg
(tagline under construction)
To: BerthaDee
38
posted on
05/26/2005 8:57:31 AM PDT
by
Skooz
(Admit Nothing. Deny Everything. Make Counter Accusations.)
To: BerthaDee
Doh!
39
posted on
05/26/2005 8:57:49 AM PDT
by
cowboyway
(My heroes have always been cowboys.)
To: cowboyway
it's a MAG light.Oh my god, don't ever hit me with it.
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posted on
05/26/2005 8:58:23 AM PDT
by
teenyelliott
(Soylent green should be made outta liberals...)
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