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4 held in goat-for-coke scheme
post-gazette.com ^
| 06-15-05
| WestVirginiaRebel
Posted on 06/15/2005 2:51:46 PM PDT by WestVirginiaRebel
Four men were ordered to stand trial in the theft and butchering of a pet pygmy goat, allegedly so its meat could be traded for crack cocaine or money.
James W. Albright, 37, Gilbert W. Fisch, 38, Charles W. Smith, 48, and Charles W. Smith Jr., 20, all of Connellsville, were held on theft, cruelty to animals and related charges yesterday.
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TOPICS: Local News
KEYWORDS: capricorn; crime; goat; weird
Sounds like the pygmy goat's owners had pygmy brains.
To: WestVirginiaRebel
Okay just Bleckkkkkkkkkkk!!!!
To: 3catsanadog; agrace; annyokie; Asphalt; Atlantin; Ayn Rand wannabe; Badray; Benrand; ...
To: WestVirginiaRebel
You guys in West Virginia are lucky. My crack dealer won't take pygmy goat meat, just cash.
To: WestVirginiaRebel
To: WestVirginiaRebel
Police said Albright told them he intended to get money or drugs for the goat, but got neither.Wah, wah, wah, waaaaaaah.
To: WestVirginiaRebel
You can butcher goats in WV? Or did they not kill it quickly enough? What makes this animal cruelty as opposed to someone who butcher's their cows?
Cause it's a pet maybe?
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posted on
06/15/2005 2:57:11 PM PDT
by
tfecw
(Vote Democrat, It's easier than working)
To: WestVirginiaRebel
They started with the sheep-for-coke plan, but it turned out to be a baaaaaa-d idea.
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posted on
06/15/2005 2:57:41 PM PDT
by
Kirkwood
To: WestVirginiaRebel
Idiots. Everyone knows Llama meat is worth more pound-per-pound than goat meat.
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posted on
06/15/2005 2:58:11 PM PDT
by
reagan_fanatic
(The theory of evolution is the great cosmogenic myth of the twentieth century - Michael Denton)
To: WestVirginiaRebel
They killed the goat? That's harsh. Why didn't they just pimp the goat for crack?
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posted on
06/15/2005 2:58:42 PM PDT
by
RichInOC
("Lovin' ewe is easy 'cause ewe're beautiful...makin' love with ewe is all I want to do....")
Comment #11 Removed by Moderator
To: RichInOC
Why didn't they just pimp the goat for crack?This story wasn't taking place in the Middle East.
Regards, Ivan
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posted on
06/15/2005 2:59:50 PM PDT
by
MadIvan
(You underestimate the power of the Dark Side - http://www.sithorder.com/)
To: Kirkwood
Same with the duck for drugs proposal: quack for crack.
Dealer cried 'fowl'.
To: WestVirginiaRebel
Mmmmmmm. Goooooooat. It's what's for dinner...
To: WestVirginiaRebel
There's another thread today about a butcher trying to trade a chicken for sex. Are we in some kind of meat oversupply?
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posted on
06/15/2005 3:01:29 PM PDT
by
hispanarepublicana
(I was Lucy Ramirez when being Lucy Ramirez wasn't cool.)
To: tfecw; Repealthe17thAmendment
This happened in Pennsylvania, thank you very much. West Virginians get bad enough press as it is.
To: Repealthe17thAmendment
It's frustrating because you have to compete with the meth dealers who do accept goat meat.
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posted on
06/15/2005 3:02:17 PM PDT
by
WestVirginiaRebel
(Carnac: A siren, a baby and a liberal. Answer: Name three things that whine.)
To: RichInOC
the goat would prolly smell better than most of the crack hoes on the street!
To: mountaineer
Doh! Oh well my post was riddled with spelling and grammar mistakes. We might as well toss in factual mistakes ;)
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posted on
06/15/2005 3:04:17 PM PDT
by
tfecw
(Vote Democrat, It's easier than working)
To: MadIvan
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WTF!
Let me know if you would like on or off the WTF! ping list.
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posted on
06/15/2005 3:04:51 PM PDT
by
Xenophobic Alien
(OK gang, you know the rules, no humping, no licking, no sniffing hineys.)
To: mountaineer
Fayette County is smack dab in the middle of Pennsyltucky.
To: WestVirginiaRebel
but how much crack could a woodchuck smoke if a woodchuck could smoke crack?
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posted on
06/15/2005 3:08:29 PM PDT
by
Rakkasan1
(The MRS wanted to go to an expensive place to eat so I took her to the gas station.)
To: WestVirginiaRebel
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posted on
06/15/2005 3:09:54 PM PDT
by
cripplecreek
(I zot trolls for fun and profit.)
To: tfecw
We West Virginians have so little to hang on to, it's just that when we can laugh at Pennsylvanians, even if it's for trading goat meat for crack, we seize the opportunity! (What am I saying, I'm PA born and raised - a double whammy).
To: Kirkwood
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posted on
06/15/2005 3:10:53 PM PDT
by
cripplecreek
(I zot trolls for fun and profit.)
To: WestVirginiaRebel
W-ha-ha-ha-hat?
Ewe gotta be kidding.
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posted on
06/15/2005 3:14:50 PM PDT
by
Nasty McPhilthy
(Those who beat their swords into plow shears….will plow for those who don’t.)
To: WestVirginiaRebel
Well,I don't know about you,but I'm not going to let this get my goat.
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posted on
06/15/2005 3:17:48 PM PDT
by
smoothsailing
(Qui Nhon Turtle Co.)
To: RichInOC; cyborg; fortunecookie
They killed the goat? That's harsh. Why didn't they just pimp the goat for crack?That's just not right.
ROTFLOL
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posted on
06/15/2005 3:19:11 PM PDT
by
Petronski
(Be alert! The world needs more lerts.)
To: WestVirginiaRebel
A whole pygmy goat???!!!
Wow, talk about inflation! You used to be able to get crack for just a little head.
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posted on
06/15/2005 3:23:57 PM PDT
by
itsamelman
(“Announcing your plans is a good way to hear God laugh.” -- Al Swearengen)
To: WestVirginiaRebel
"No Towelie, we are using this goat to get coke, not stoopid MJ!"
To: WestVirginiaRebel
Something fishy about them all having the middle initial dubya...
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posted on
06/15/2005 3:34:01 PM PDT
by
Argh
To: WestVirginiaRebel
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posted on
06/15/2005 8:27:20 PM PDT
by
RockinRight
(Conservatism is common sense, liberalism is just senseless.)
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