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Well at least it's not using any gas........
1 posted on 06/17/2005 1:29:35 PM PDT by Red Badger
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To: Red Badger

Ahem..I think SHE weakened the garage floor..


3 posted on 06/17/2005 1:31:39 PM PDT by ken5050
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To: Red Badger; mhking

BTTT


4 posted on 06/17/2005 1:31:51 PM PDT by Fiddlstix (This Tagline for sale. (Presented by TagLines R US))
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On the upside, she now has a *two* car garage. One downstairs, one upstairs.

And BTW, an Escape is barely an SUV. :)
5 posted on 06/17/2005 1:31:57 PM PDT by Daus
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To: Red Badger

Dang, that's a surprise!


6 posted on 06/17/2005 1:31:58 PM PDT by Tax-chick ("Children don't need counting, because whatever number you have, you never have enough.")
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"When Lela Stewart heard a noise late Monday night, she thought her cat had accidentally overturned something."

She must have a big cat


7 posted on 06/17/2005 1:32:02 PM PDT by nuconvert (No More Axis of Evil by Christmas ! TLR) [there's a lot of bad people in the pistachio business])
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Good grief! How big of a cat does she have?!?! ;)


8 posted on 06/17/2005 1:32:37 PM PDT by eraser2005
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The Earth rebelling over selfish, resource wasting SUV's.
9 posted on 06/17/2005 1:32:41 PM PDT by ncountylee
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This is kind of morbid, but wouldn't it be funny if she got fed up with life, stuck a hose in the exhaust, started the engine... and then collapsed into the cistern? That could cause you to reevaluate your decision to pack it in.


11 posted on 06/17/2005 1:32:52 PM PDT by kezekiel
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Would she have felt better if it fell into a full cistern?


12 posted on 06/17/2005 1:32:59 PM PDT by Doctor Stochastic (Vegetabilisch = chaotisch is der Charakter der Modernen. - Friedrich Schlegel)
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And a Yugo had its revenge...


14 posted on 06/17/2005 1:34:25 PM PDT by Luna (Lobbing the Holy Hand Grenade at Liberalism)
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To: Red Badger

Usually I expect a story about an SUV to be worded like this:
"SUV collapses Garage floor"


15 posted on 06/17/2005 1:34:36 PM PDT by Trillian
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anyone that refers to a Ford Escape as a "truck" is mentally deranged anyway.

What is it with all these folks that buy these dinky lil square boxes and call them "trucks"??

If it ain't got a bed and a tailgate, it ain't a truck!!!!!!!


16 posted on 06/17/2005 1:35:01 PM PDT by cajun-jack
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The SUV was trying to get away the cat.


17 posted on 06/17/2005 1:35:24 PM PDT by lilylangtree
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Boy that SUV is going to be pissed.


18 posted on 06/17/2005 1:35:39 PM PDT by dfwgator (Flush Newsweek!)
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Bush's Fault. (Under the garage, apparently...)


20 posted on 06/17/2005 1:37:32 PM PDT by Frank_Discussion (May the wings of Liberty never lose a feather!)
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Hmmm, a not so aptly named Ford Escape.

Something about that picture reminded me of the 'Meaning of Life':

"And finally, monsieur, a wafer-thin mint. Oh, sir, it's only a tiny, little, thin one. Just one."




And while I'm here,

"Badger, badger, badger, badger
Mushroom!
Badger, badger, badger, badger
Badger, badger, badger, badger
Snay-ake, SNAKE!"


21 posted on 06/17/2005 1:37:44 PM PDT by Diddle E. Squat
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Murphy's Law....


26 posted on 06/17/2005 1:40:49 PM PDT by peacebaby (We can't become what we need to be by remaining what we are. Oprah Winfrey)
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Probably sabotaged by Green Peace.


27 posted on 06/17/2005 1:41:22 PM PDT by peacebaby (We can't become what we need to be by remaining what we are. Oprah Winfrey)
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To: Red Badger

Was it a cistern or a septic tank?


30 posted on 06/17/2005 2:00:52 PM PDT by fishtank
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It could have been worse. She could have been driving an M1A1 instead.

Link to Sunken Tank Thread

33 posted on 06/17/2005 2:21:04 PM PDT by blau993 (Labs for love; .357 for Security.)
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