Man Swallows Key, Locksmith Uses X-Ray (hold muh beer ALERT)

Yahoo News ^ | 6/24/05

[hispanarepublicana]

Turner Classic Movies.

[perfect stranger]

Thanks. I'm watching now.

[hispanarepublicana]

[crickets chirp in the distance as only a quiet wind sounds as if in a vacuum as hr stands abandoned in her thread]

Wow. Guess I know where you guys have gone. Enjoy the movie. That's the first time I've ever hijacked my own thread.

[perfect stranger]

Hell, I'm suprised that it was as easy as you saying it's on TMC.

[perfect stranger]

Where in EST are you?

[hispanarepublicana]

I'm in Central Time zone. Texas. Where else is there?

[perfect stranger]

Shows you what I know. Silly me.

[perfect stranger]

I haven't seen this movie for a while.

Thanks again.

[speedy]

Watch it, hr. Those chirping crickets woke me up and I caught you talking to yourself on this thread. The movie was great, BTW, thanks for the heads-up.

But it is getting late here in EST. I might have to go get my glass of warm milk and wash down my key. Hmmm, no milk in the fridge, but here's some Veuve Cliquot left from dinner -- still bubbling -- ahh!! Who needs caviar when you have True Value keys?

[hispanarepublicana]

G'night.

[speedy]

Nighty night from the Back Bay of Boston to wherever in Texas you are. I'll stay up a little bit longer to watch those leftists.

[hispanarepublicana]

DUDES!!! I hung in after the Bogie movie to FReep and the TV is still on Turner Classic Movies which is now playing A Few Good Men. We don't have HBO, etc. Turner is part of our basic package.
The F word is not being bleeped! What's up with that and how long's it been going on?

[speedy]

You've got me there, hr. Naive as I am, I thought they still bleeped those out except on premium channels. I guess next they'll be dropping f-bombs on Nickelodeon. Bring back "The Munsters." And now I really do have to scram. Stick with those old movies!!

[PAR35]

The Cain Mutiny

That's "The Caine Mutiny". It's a classic. Haven't you seen references to it on discussions of McCain? It stars Bogart.

[LibertarianInExile]

"I guess it was a passkey."

Here I was thinking the reason it showed up in the X-rays was that it was a skeleton key.

[Larry Lucido]

I guess making a new key from an x-ray is better than the alternative.