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BUTT SERIOUSLY (too many unmentionables showing)
NY Post ^ | June 27, 2005 | ORLA HEALY

Posted on 06/27/2005 10:25:35 PM PDT by martin_fierro

BUTT SERIOUSLY By ORLA HEALY June 27, 2005 PEEK-A-BOO g-strings - divine! Runaway bra-straps - sexy! Lumps of puckered lard cascading over the chafing waistbands of skin-tight skirts - absolutely fabulous! Whether it's thunder thighs bursting out of keister-cupping shorts, blubbery bellies drooping over belt lines or deflated bosoms languishing under form-fitting tops - New York is boldly redefining its celebrated status as the nation's fashion capital. The carb-friendly look that's spreading like a pair of child-bearing hips across the city lends itself to creative interpretation, as you'll see in our investigation on the following pages. Never mind that pesky habit of keeping your flesh in check - just sausage that body into the smallest item of clothing you can find. And don't be afraid to wear a skirt as a shirt, or even doff a cardigan backwards. Wanna get in on the fashion fun? It's easy. Just remember, if it's two sizes too small .

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1 posted on 06/27/2005 10:25:36 PM PDT by martin_fierro
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To: TheBigB; Dashing Dasher; pissant; xsmommy; Hillary's Lovely Legs; anniegetyourgun; Petronski; ...

Ping to the Arbiters of Fashion.


2 posted on 06/27/2005 10:28:06 PM PDT by martin_fierro (< |:)~)
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To: martin_fierro
Sunday - I stopped off to get a bagel and coffee and the woman in front of me - was 60-ish - and had her thong showing out of the top of her jeans. I nearly threw up....

Then - the girl in front of her had some type of drawing on the small of her back - I swear - it looked like she passed out drunk and someone drew on her back with a sharpee. It wasn't a tattoo - it looked like ink.

Note to fashionistas - Please cover this stuff up... thanks!
3 posted on 06/27/2005 10:33:54 PM PDT by Dashing Dasher ( What was the best thing before sliced bread?)
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To: martin_fierro

Good to see you're on the Indecent Exposure patrol tonight. Somebody has to be.


4 posted on 06/27/2005 10:42:29 PM PDT by JennysCool (In a perfect world, where everything is equal, I own the film rights and am working on the sequel)
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To: martin_fierro
Not too many, just too many of the wrong ones.

Damned If I Know

5 posted on 06/27/2005 10:54:46 PM PDT by sharktrager (My life is like a box of chocolates, but someone took all the good ones.)
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To: martin_fierro

Wouldn't that be embarassing to read an article on fashion mistakes peppered with adjectives like 'blubbery', then notice your own photograph?


6 posted on 06/27/2005 11:03:04 PM PDT by struwwelpeter (My lord said that if you did not understand what he said, then his translator translated it wrong)
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To: martin_fierro; JennysCool

God says for us not to lead men to whom we're not married toward these temptations.

Some of those women are really delusional.


7 posted on 06/27/2005 11:06:39 PM PDT by lainie
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To: lainie

I think some of them are better described as "tent-tations."


8 posted on 06/27/2005 11:10:25 PM PDT by JennysCool (In a perfect world, where everything is equal, I own the film rights and am working on the sequel)
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To: Dashing Dasher; JennysCool; lainie

Buncha NYC Rinos.

9 posted on 06/27/2005 11:10:37 PM PDT by martin_fierro (< |:)~)
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To: martin_fierro

That's very bad.

Har!


10 posted on 06/27/2005 11:11:37 PM PDT by JennysCool (In a perfect world, where everything is equal, I own the film rights and am working on the sequel)
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To: martin_fierro
How about this one!? Nice wedding pix!

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11 posted on 06/27/2005 11:21:26 PM PDT by Dashing Dasher ( What was the best thing before sliced bread?)
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To: Dashing Dasher

Obligatory prom date photo.

12 posted on 06/27/2005 11:23:40 PM PDT by martin_fierro (< |:)~)
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To: martin_fierro

That's it fifty lashes for you!!!!

(must rinse eyes with borax)


13 posted on 06/27/2005 11:27:34 PM PDT by fivekid ( STOP THE WORLD!!!!! I wanna get off.........)
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To: fivekid

Not good enough. Need scrubbing with a green scrubby and Bar Keepers' Friend.


14 posted on 06/27/2005 11:36:02 PM PDT by little jeremiah (A vitiated state of morals, a corrupted public conscience, are incompatible with freedom. P. Henry)
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On the other hand, some women are just plain beautiful.

New Jersey GOP

15 posted on 06/27/2005 11:37:13 PM PDT by Robert_Paulson2 (I remember when conservative meant, CUTTING the government's POWER and SIZE down.)
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To: martin_fierro

You got the okay photos. I just went to a festival in my town and I saw too many unsightly women in high tops, low jeans exposing fat tummys and stretch marks. All I can think of is please cover yourself up!


16 posted on 06/27/2005 11:42:10 PM PDT by Vicki (Washington State where there are no rules or standards in elections.)
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To: Vicki
>>>All I can think of is please cover yourself up!

I've always found that those most likely to wear revealing clothes are the ones least likely to look good doin' it.
17 posted on 06/27/2005 11:46:48 PM PDT by Keith in Iowa (Life's a beach - and Liberals are like the sand that gets in your swimsuit...)
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To: little jeremiah
Still not good enough......... Sos pad and lava soap.

Disclaimer: may cause vomiting, diarrhea and death.
18 posted on 06/27/2005 11:48:34 PM PDT by fivekid ( STOP THE WORLD!!!!! I wanna get off.........)
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To: martin_fierro; patton; Eaker; TheMom
GUT CHECK !


19 posted on 06/27/2005 11:58:33 PM PDT by Squantos (Be polite. Be professional. But, have a plan to kill everyone you meet. )
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To: martin_fierro

no way.

There's no way.


20 posted on 06/28/2005 12:55:53 AM PDT by lainie
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