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BUTT SERIOUSLY (too many unmentionables showing)
NY Post ^ | June 27, 2005 | ORLA HEALY

Posted on 06/27/2005 10:25:35 PM PDT by martin_fierro

BUTT SERIOUSLY By ORLA HEALY June 27, 2005 PEEK-A-BOO g-strings - divine! Runaway bra-straps - sexy! Lumps of puckered lard cascading over the chafing waistbands of skin-tight skirts - absolutely fabulous! Whether it's thunder thighs bursting out of keister-cupping shorts, blubbery bellies drooping over belt lines or deflated bosoms languishing under form-fitting tops - New York is boldly redefining its celebrated status as the nation's fashion capital. The carb-friendly look that's spreading like a pair of child-bearing hips across the city lends itself to creative interpretation, as you'll see in our investigation on the following pages. Never mind that pesky habit of keeping your flesh in check - just sausage that body into the smallest item of clothing you can find. And don't be afraid to wear a skirt as a shirt, or even doff a cardigan backwards. Wanna get in on the fashion fun? It's easy. Just remember, if it's two sizes too small .

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1 posted on 06/27/2005 10:25:36 PM PDT by martin_fierro
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To: TheBigB; Dashing Dasher; pissant; xsmommy; Hillary's Lovely Legs; anniegetyourgun; Petronski; ...

Ping to the Arbiters of Fashion.


2 posted on 06/27/2005 10:28:06 PM PDT by martin_fierro (< |:)~)
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To: martin_fierro
Sunday - I stopped off to get a bagel and coffee and the woman in front of me - was 60-ish - and had her thong showing out of the top of her jeans. I nearly threw up....

Then - the girl in front of her had some type of drawing on the small of her back - I swear - it looked like she passed out drunk and someone drew on her back with a sharpee. It wasn't a tattoo - it looked like ink.

Note to fashionistas - Please cover this stuff up... thanks!
3 posted on 06/27/2005 10:33:54 PM PDT by Dashing Dasher ( What was the best thing before sliced bread?)
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To: martin_fierro

Good to see you're on the Indecent Exposure patrol tonight. Somebody has to be.


4 posted on 06/27/2005 10:42:29 PM PDT by JennysCool (In a perfect world, where everything is equal, I own the film rights and am working on the sequel)
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To: martin_fierro
Not too many, just too many of the wrong ones.

Damned If I Know

5 posted on 06/27/2005 10:54:46 PM PDT by sharktrager (My life is like a box of chocolates, but someone took all the good ones.)
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To: martin_fierro

Wouldn't that be embarassing to read an article on fashion mistakes peppered with adjectives like 'blubbery', then notice your own photograph?


6 posted on 06/27/2005 11:03:04 PM PDT by struwwelpeter (My lord said that if you did not understand what he said, then his translator translated it wrong)
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To: martin_fierro; JennysCool

God says for us not to lead men to whom we're not married toward these temptations.

Some of those women are really delusional.


7 posted on 06/27/2005 11:06:39 PM PDT by lainie
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To: lainie

I think some of them are better described as "tent-tations."


8 posted on 06/27/2005 11:10:25 PM PDT by JennysCool (In a perfect world, where everything is equal, I own the film rights and am working on the sequel)
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To: Dashing Dasher; JennysCool; lainie

Buncha NYC Rinos.

9 posted on 06/27/2005 11:10:37 PM PDT by martin_fierro (< |:)~)
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To: martin_fierro

That's very bad.

Har!


10 posted on 06/27/2005 11:11:37 PM PDT by JennysCool (In a perfect world, where everything is equal, I own the film rights and am working on the sequel)
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To: martin_fierro
How about this one!? Nice wedding pix!

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11 posted on 06/27/2005 11:21:26 PM PDT by Dashing Dasher ( What was the best thing before sliced bread?)
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To: Dashing Dasher

Obligatory prom date photo.

12 posted on 06/27/2005 11:23:40 PM PDT by martin_fierro (< |:)~)
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To: martin_fierro

That's it fifty lashes for you!!!!

(must rinse eyes with borax)


13 posted on 06/27/2005 11:27:34 PM PDT by fivekid ( STOP THE WORLD!!!!! I wanna get off.........)
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To: fivekid

Not good enough. Need scrubbing with a green scrubby and Bar Keepers' Friend.


14 posted on 06/27/2005 11:36:02 PM PDT by little jeremiah (A vitiated state of morals, a corrupted public conscience, are incompatible with freedom. P. Henry)
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On the other hand, some women are just plain beautiful.

New Jersey GOP

15 posted on 06/27/2005 11:37:13 PM PDT by Robert_Paulson2 (I remember when conservative meant, CUTTING the government's POWER and SIZE down.)
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To: martin_fierro

You got the okay photos. I just went to a festival in my town and I saw too many unsightly women in high tops, low jeans exposing fat tummys and stretch marks. All I can think of is please cover yourself up!


16 posted on 06/27/2005 11:42:10 PM PDT by Vicki (Washington State where there are no rules or standards in elections.)
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To: Vicki
>>>All I can think of is please cover yourself up!

I've always found that those most likely to wear revealing clothes are the ones least likely to look good doin' it.
17 posted on 06/27/2005 11:46:48 PM PDT by Keith in Iowa (Life's a beach - and Liberals are like the sand that gets in your swimsuit...)
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To: little jeremiah
Still not good enough......... Sos pad and lava soap.

Disclaimer: may cause vomiting, diarrhea and death.
18 posted on 06/27/2005 11:48:34 PM PDT by fivekid ( STOP THE WORLD!!!!! I wanna get off.........)
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To: martin_fierro; patton; Eaker; TheMom
GUT CHECK !


19 posted on 06/27/2005 11:58:33 PM PDT by Squantos (Be polite. Be professional. But, have a plan to kill everyone you meet. )
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To: martin_fierro

no way.

There's no way.


20 posted on 06/28/2005 12:55:53 AM PDT by lainie
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To: martin_fierro

21 posted on 06/28/2005 1:59:29 AM PDT by Zacs Mom (Proud wife of a Marine! ... and purveyor of "rampant, unedited dialogue")
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To: Dashing Dasher

Hey, now there's something she's going to be so proud to show her grandkids someday......


22 posted on 06/28/2005 3:23:17 AM PDT by anniegetyourgun
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To: martin_fierro

What passes for "style" these days is what I can only term "slut chic." I've been doing a great deal of traveling this last month (airports) and it's not just a regional problem. I can't believe some of the trash-heaps I saw along the way. I guess it's just more evidence of societal decay.


23 posted on 06/28/2005 3:26:18 AM PDT by anniegetyourgun
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To: Dashing Dasher
She's pretty but she looks like a hoochie....
24 posted on 06/28/2005 3:29:50 AM PDT by marmar (Even though I may look different then you...my blood runs red, white and blue.....)
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To: martin_fierro

Glenn Beck says the fat girls who wear tight skimpy clothes have that 'Busted can of biscuits' look.


25 posted on 06/28/2005 3:31:41 AM PDT by ovrtaxt (...a sheep in wolf's clothing)
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To: martin_fierro

26 posted on 06/28/2005 5:11:19 AM PDT by Fierce Allegiance (This is not your granddaddy's America)
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To: Fierce Allegiance; martin_fierro; Tijeras_Slim; Constitution Day; Owl_Eagle

Yesterday da boobies, today da booties. :^)


27 posted on 06/28/2005 6:26:51 AM PDT by TheBigB (Why yes, I -do- rock! Thanks for noticing!)
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To: TheBigB

28 posted on 06/28/2005 6:36:43 AM PDT by Fierce Allegiance (This is not your granddaddy's America)
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To: TheBigB; Fierce Allegiance; martin_fierro; Tijeras_Slim; Owl_Eagle; finnman69
Obligatory Latin bump:

MAGNAE CLVNES MIHI PLACENT NEC POSSVM DE HAC RE MENTIRI

29 posted on 06/28/2005 6:37:00 AM PDT by Constitution Day (Member: Evil Smelly Anthracite-Hearted Budgie-Crushing Christer Kill-the-Ayrabs Yokel Confederacy.)
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To: martin_fierro

Classic, I wish the Post would do this more often and shame these people into dressing better.

Perhaps a "Fight Crack" story of the week.


30 posted on 06/28/2005 6:41:03 AM PDT by finnman69 (cum puella incedit minore medio corpore sub quo manifestus globus, inflammare animos)
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To: Constitution Day

It has been said they make the rockin' world go 'round. I know it's true because I heard it on the radio just this morning.


31 posted on 06/28/2005 6:43:11 AM PDT by Fierce Allegiance (This is not your granddaddy's America)
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To: Constitution Day
(Large buttocks are pleasing to me, nor am I able to lie concerning this matter.)

:o)

32 posted on 06/28/2005 6:48:06 AM PDT by TheBigB (Why yes, I -do- rock! Thanks for noticing!)
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To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle

Whoops, sorry Kent!


33 posted on 06/28/2005 6:48:28 AM PDT by TheBigB (Why yes, I -do- rock! Thanks for noticing!)
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To: Fierce Allegiance

LMAO!


34 posted on 06/28/2005 6:50:32 AM PDT by Constitution Day (Member: Evil Smelly Anthracite-Hearted Budgie-Crushing Christer Kill-the-Ayrabs Yokel Confederacy.)
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To: lainie
God says for us not to lead men to whom we're not married toward these temptations.

Oh, don't worry. Men who aren't married to the above specimens wouldn't be the least bit tempted. ;)

35 posted on 06/28/2005 6:52:23 AM PDT by Mr. Jeeves ("Violence never settles anything." Genghis Khan, 1162-1227)
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To: martin_fierro

36 posted on 06/28/2005 6:53:35 AM PDT by finnman69 (cum puella incedit minore medio corpore sub quo manifestus globus, inflammare animos)
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To: marmar

I guarantee she's a hoochie - AND probably more than the groom can handle.


37 posted on 06/28/2005 7:17:04 AM PDT by Dashing Dasher ( What was the best thing before sliced bread?)
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To: Constitution Day
RETVRN OF THE FVNNIEST. THREAD. EVER.
38 posted on 06/28/2005 8:04:20 AM PDT by martin_fierro (< |:)~)
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To: Dashing Dasher

That groom looks like the lovechild of Valdimir Putin and Jennifer Wilbanks.


39 posted on 06/28/2005 8:06:53 AM PDT by Tijeras_Slim (Now that taglines are cool, I refuse to have one.)
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To: finnman69

Took me a few seconds to figure out what was the matter with the flick on the left :^>


40 posted on 06/28/2005 8:12:30 AM PDT by 68 grunt (3/1 India, 3rd, 68-69, 0311)
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To: finnman69; TheBigB; Dashing Dasher; pissant; xsmommy; Hillary's Lovely Legs; anniegetyourgun; ...

Yes I think this entire low rise show your undies thing started with Britney Spears(pictured above) a few years ago. Now look at the hardly there pregnancy attire she is wearing(pics below). Help us all, if she starts a new trend for pregnant women with this "outfit".


41 posted on 06/28/2005 8:54:08 AM PDT by snarkytart
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To: martin_fierro

ugh! When will this disgusting fashion trend die? I live in a large college town, and now that the weather is warm, I see the short tight shirt/mini tight shorts/jelly roll in the middle combo on a regular basis. It still never fails to surprise me that so many young women dress like that. Who in her right mind could possibly look at herself in the mirror dressed like that and think she looks good? I wish more women realized that one has to be extremely thin to pull off that look, and even then she still looks immodest. Some of the biscuit can ladies I see are obese, but many have normal, curvy, feminine figures. If they would wear clothing that fits them properly and covers their thongs and tailbone tats, they would look quite attractive. Instead they cram themselves into tiny, tight, shirts and tight, hip hugging pants. This not only looks uncomfortable but it also makes these girls look fatter than they are.


42 posted on 06/28/2005 9:12:56 AM PDT by sassbox
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To: martin_fierro

Talk about Glamour Don'ts!


43 posted on 06/28/2005 9:15:42 AM PDT by najida (Seven days 'til electricity....or I murder a county home inspector.)
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To: Dashing Dasher

I'm going to do some research on the chick (she looks really familiar).


44 posted on 06/28/2005 9:19:39 AM PDT by najida (Seven days 'til electricity....or I murder a county home inspector.)
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To: martin_fierro

Maybe it isn't fashion that is the problem but a loss of eyesight and mirrors in this country.

Really, maybe they all don't have a mirror in their house! (And are blind too :0 )


45 posted on 06/28/2005 9:31:34 AM PDT by najida (Seven days 'til electricity....or I murder a county home inspector.)
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To: martin_fierro

::bows::

Thankyew.
Thankyewverahmuch.


46 posted on 06/28/2005 9:38:41 AM PDT by Constitution Day (Member: Evil Smelly Anthracite-Hearted Budgie-Crushing Christer Kill-the-Ayrabs Yokel Confederacy.)
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To: martin_fierro


47 posted on 06/28/2005 9:39:28 AM PDT by finnman69 (cum puella incedit minore medio corpore sub quo manifestus globus, inflammare animos)
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To: finnman69
Perhaps a "Fight Crack" story of the week.

The first rule of Fight Crack is: You do not talk about Fight Crack.

48 posted on 06/28/2005 9:42:29 AM PDT by Constitution Day (Member: Evil Smelly Anthracite-Hearted Budgie-Crushing Christer Kill-the-Ayrabs Yokel Confederacy.)
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To: finnman69
shame these people into dressing better

Ha. These jiggledy hoes obviously have no shame, or they would cover up their ugliness without having to be told.

I remember when I was in high school, it was social life suicide to be fat.

Nowadays, it is rare to see a slim girl in high school. Even most of my nieces are fat, and wear tiny clothes.

I don't know why things changed, but I sure wish they would change back.

49 posted on 06/28/2005 9:47:42 AM PDT by teenyelliott (Soylent green should be made outta liberals...)
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To: Fierce Allegiance

Yeah, well, Freddy Mercury was queer.


50 posted on 06/28/2005 9:48:46 AM PDT by teenyelliott (Soylent green should be made outta liberals...)
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