Skip to comments.Sweden Legalizes Looking Up Ladies Skirts
Posted on 07/05/2005 5:18:46 AM PDT by Rodney King
ADDING to its reputation as the most sexually liberal nation in the world, Sweden has just legalized looking up ladies' skirts!
In a nearly unanimous vote in the Swedish Parliament, the motion was carried 332 to 17. To celebrate the new law, the Parliament's second floor was replaced with a see-through glass floor, and women were invited to stand on the floor, wearing their loosest, widest skirts, with or without underwear. Men were invited to bring their cameras, stand on the floor below and look up.
"I was fully aroused for the next three weeks," gushes male viewer, Tor Lundgren, 24.
The women standing above the men were no less enthusiastic. "It was even more exciting than I'd imagined," reveals Christina Schollin, 32. "I chose to wear no underwear, and, well, I just felt this electric thrill run through me as the men stared up at me. I may just leave my underwear home from now on."
Lutheran minister Gunnar Bjoernstrand, 40, has made peace with the new law. "It was just a question of time before it became legalized. And, really, something harmless like this should not be a crime. Sex and the body are beautiful, natural things.
"When we appreciate and adore the body by looking up ladies' skirts, we are, to a certain degree, giving thanks to the creations of God, who after all made us in His image."
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Sweden is a very different kind of place.
This smacks of Scott Ott.
ABOUT BLOODY TIME.
This isn't serious, is it?
Sweden may very well have decriminalized looking up skirts, but the rest of the article is obvious fiction :-).
I suppose if I ever go to Sweden, I'll have cosmetic surgeons agog over my stretch marks and varicose veins, following me about with Kroner-signs in their eyes.
Aruba is OUT and Sweden is IN!!!!
I'm sure you have some comments. ;-)
"ABOUT BLOODY TIME"
I am in complete agreement but take your vacation to Stockholm now because in 1, at most 2 generations the typical Swedish lass will be wearing a burkha.
We'll send Helen Thomas over to do some on the scene reporting. That will take care of things...
And, in other Breaking News headlines from the WWN:
10 LINES TO GET REPUBLICAN GALS -- LIKE ANN COULTER -- INTO BED
HOW TO GET WOMEN TO PAY ON DATES!
ELEPHANT'S REVENGE DEATH
HOW TO GET WOMEN TO PAY ON DATES!
Guys, are you sick and tired of taking out freeloading women on dates? Ever wish you could get THEM to foot the bill? Well, you can, if you follow the advice of Mason Gray, author of the upcoming book, Check Mate: How to Get Your Date to Pick up The Check.
Among Gray's suggestions to get women to pull their weight:
* Tell them you're a Nigerian prince and you have a fortune to give them, but you need a sign that they're sincere, like paying the bill. "The guy on the Internet has been getting away with this one for years. No reason it can't work in person, too."
* When the check arrives, go to the bathroom. "This is the oldest trick in the female arsenal. But you can use it, too. Just make sure to excuse yourself before she does. Then stay in the bathroom a long, long time." At some point, she'll feel pressured to pay the bill. "Or, if you don't want to see her again, just leave."
* Program your cell phone to ring during dinner. Then, in a sad voice, just loud enough for her to hear, pretend you're talking to your ex-wife and say, "What? Little Jimmy got hit by a car? We're not insured? The hospital bills are HOW MUCH? I guess I'll have to take a third job." Your date will not only feel bad enough to pay the check, she'll probably console you in bed, too.
The writer definitely has a good understanding of the very essence of Swedish culture ~ even though most of this article is totally BS.
If I should travel to Sweden one day, I will remember NOT to wear a skirt. :P
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