Skip to comments.Slow and Boring News Day
Posted on 07/14/2005 10:34:25 AM PDT by Responsibility1st
William Rehnquist hasn't died yet (or resigned). Rove is still taking heat about Wilson's wife. Hitlery has her panties in a wad about GTA. Just not a lot of news today, so I thought I would surf the net. Defectiveyeti.com has an entertaining post titled "Don't Look Down".
I took the Squirrelly to the pediatric dentist yesterday. The receptionist was a girl in her mid 20's wearing a push-up bra and an unconscionably low-cut top. She remained seated as she reviewed the papers I had to fill out so I had to look down at her, except when she would briefly stand, lean way over the counter, and point out some clause on the medical waiver form.
Dear Women on Earth: please knock this off. Maybe you think you're doing us men a favor, that anything that increases the net sum of cleavage in the world is A-OK in our book. And I'm sure that's true for some. But for those of us who were raised to believe that openly gawping at the breasts of a woman two feet in front of you is rude, your heaving bosoms -- while no doubt a real treat under other circumstances -- are an undue burden upon us. You have no idea how exhausting it is to concentrate on whatever you're saying about my son's dental coverage while 85% of my mental resources have been diverted to my eyeballs to prevent them from drifting southward; you have no idea what a drag it is that, in order to go from looking from your face to looking at the paper in front of me, I have to detour all the way around your chest -- feigning a glance at a wall clock en route -- or move my head so quickly that I risk whiplash.
Don't get me wrong: I loves me some cleavage. In a bar, at a party, on the beach. But at the pediatric dentist? Come on. That's practically entrapment. I mean, who's your target audience here? Rule of thumb: if you're in a profession where you routinely interact with married men toting one year-olds, we'll take your mammalian credentials as an article of faith -- no need to flash 'em.
[If you tell them you'll have to kill them]....LOL!
SISU stated he would have been HIGHLY offended, although, Im not convinced LOL
JimW: Would you have been? LOL
Yea and verily, according to the precedent set forth in the lead post, I vow to never rub your face in my cleavage.
[Am I considerate or what?].....:)
I "Stand Firm" on my statement!!
Awwwwww...how cute, its puss and boobs.. I mean boots!!
I was thinkin' you had integrity...somewhere!!!
I wonder where it is hummmmmm!!
I've had it happen to me a time or two, one time this very well endowed bartender grabbed me by the ears and forced my nose between her breasts, unknown to me, she had sparklies all over them! I found it difficult explaining to my wife how and why I had "sparklies" on my eye lids
Yeah, I'll wait here for a minute (or two) while you re-vist that post........
Oh, you're back? Good. Now my question is...
just a rhetorical question, ya know.
you are now free to return back to post # 17.
If you'd been thinking quicker you'd have confessed to a sudden penchant for cross-dressing.
[as a wife, trust me...the punishment will be much less horrible]...;))
I forgot to ask my damn question
I agree... and Im sure the larger the menu the better right??
btw: I am teasing you!! LOL
Why aren't those s--- houses behind her made outta brick?
Did you ping me because of my big breasts?
I hate them! :`)~(8 )=:
Youre sucha a a a GUY!!!!!
"almost"???You stare all the time.. You just didnt get caught THIS time... oink!
Or silicone poisoning.
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