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Slow and Boring News Day
today | me

Posted on 07/14/2005 10:34:25 AM PDT by Responsibility1st

William Rehnquist hasn't died yet (or resigned). Rove is still taking heat about Wilson's wife. Hitlery has her panties in a wad about GTA. Just not a lot of news today, so I thought I would surf the net. Defectiveyeti.com has an entertaining post titled "Don't Look Down".

I took the Squirrelly to the pediatric dentist yesterday. The receptionist was a girl in her mid 20's wearing a push-up bra and an unconscionably low-cut top. She remained seated as she reviewed the papers I had to fill out so I had to look down at her, except when she would briefly stand, lean way over the counter, and point out some clause on the medical waiver form.

Dear Women on Earth: please knock this off. Maybe you think you're doing us men a favor, that anything that increases the net sum of cleavage in the world is A-OK in our book. And I'm sure that's true for some. But for those of us who were raised to believe that openly gawping at the breasts of a woman two feet in front of you is rude, your heaving bosoms -- while no doubt a real treat under other circumstances -- are an undue burden upon us. You have no idea how exhausting it is to concentrate on whatever you're saying about my son's dental coverage while 85% of my mental resources have been diverted to my eyeballs to prevent them from drifting southward; you have no idea what a drag it is that, in order to go from looking from your face to looking at the paper in front of me, I have to detour all the way around your chest -- feigning a glance at a wall clock en route -- or move my head so quickly that I risk whiplash.

Don't get me wrong: I loves me some cleavage. In a bar, at a party, on the beach. But at the pediatric dentist? Come on. That's practically entrapment. I mean, who's your target audience here? Rule of thumb: if you're in a profession where you routinely interact with married men toting one year-olds, we'll take your mammalian credentials as an article of faith -- no need to flash 'em.


TOPICS: Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: anotheruselessvanity; bandwidthwaste; boobage; clevage; iamanidiot; shutup; spamspamspam; tighttshirt; vanityvanityvane
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To: motormouth
Just because I'm on a restricted diet, I can still enjoy looking at the full menu
51 posted on 07/14/2005 12:12:55 PM PDT by The SISU kid (There is no Spork)
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To: The SISU kid

If you'd been thinking quicker you'd have confessed to a sudden penchant for cross-dressing.

[as a wife, trust me...the punishment will be much less horrible]...;))


52 posted on 07/14/2005 12:13:35 PM PDT by Salamander (We're pain, we're steel, a plot of knives. We're Transmaniacon MC!)
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To: Responsibility1st
Jeez, even I got so distracted...

I forgot to ask my damn question

53 posted on 07/14/2005 12:13:39 PM PDT by Responsibility1st
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To: The SISU kid


I agree... and Im sure the larger the menu the better right??


btw: I am teasing you!! LOL


54 posted on 07/14/2005 12:14:22 PM PDT by motormouth
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To: Responsibility1st
The question is....

Why aren't those s--- houses behind her made outta brick?

55 posted on 07/14/2005 12:14:56 PM PDT by Responsibility1st
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To: The SISU kid

Did you ping me because of my big breasts?

I hate them! :`)~(8 )=:


56 posted on 07/14/2005 12:15:26 PM PDT by peacebaby
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To: Salamander
I found it found it easier to beg for forgiveness, than ask for permission
57 posted on 07/14/2005 12:15:43 PM PDT by The SISU kid (There is no Spork)
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To: JimWforBush


Youre sucha a a a GUY!!!!!

"almost"???You stare all the time.. You just didnt get caught THIS time... oink!

lol


58 posted on 07/14/2005 12:16:34 PM PDT by motormouth
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To: The SISU kid

LOL!


59 posted on 07/14/2005 12:17:42 PM PDT by Salamander (We're pain, we're steel, a plot of knives. We're Transmaniacon MC!)
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To: EX52D
Here in Vegas you would risk possible suffocation.

Or silicone poisoning.

60 posted on 07/14/2005 12:17:51 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows ("Canada is the answer to a question that nobody bothered to ask." --Stand W)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Right you are! ;)


61 posted on 07/14/2005 12:18:32 PM PDT by EX52D
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To: The SISU kid
I "Stand Firm" on my statement!!

SISU! Tsk, tsk. ;-)

62 posted on 07/14/2005 12:21:58 PM PDT by SilentServiceCPOWife
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To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick
When I was in my 20's and single, I would get my hair cut by female barbers/stylist. To keep my head from moving, they would stick a breast in my ear.
63 posted on 07/14/2005 12:26:32 PM PDT by Deaf Smith
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To: Fierce Allegiance
Are you Kevin?
 
No, but I'm friends with Kevin's brother.  If we're talking about the same Kevin.  Irish guy?  Went to Bonner?  Wears a shirt all the time and says that thing?
Owl_Eagle

(If what I just wrote makes you sad or angry,

 it was probably sarcasm)

64 posted on 07/14/2005 12:27:14 PM PDT by South Hawthorne (In Memory of my Dear Friend Henry Lee II)
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To: motormouth

"You stare all the time.. You just didnt get caught THIS time... oink! "

LOL, I'll never get caught.


65 posted on 07/14/2005 12:29:44 PM PDT by JimWforBush (A r e - m y - t e s t - r e s u l t s - b a c k?)
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To: JimWforBush


Yes, you will.

And I hope Im around to hear what your gonna say to the poor young girl your gawking at!!!! LOL


66 posted on 07/14/2005 12:32:41 PM PDT by motormouth
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To: Owl_Eagle

Nah, I'm thinking of Kevin who go kicked out of the Army, got busted stealing snowmobiles, and lives in a goodwill box somewhere in Florida now.


67 posted on 07/14/2005 12:36:43 PM PDT by Fierce Allegiance (This ain't your granddaddy's America!)
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To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick
lol....

A biker chick I know showed me an email that went out to all the women in their Harley club:

It was entitled, 20 Ways to Know You Are A Mortorcycle Mama.

Number 17 was: "You are not offended when someone in a passing car shouts, 'SHOW ME YOUR T!TS!!'"
68 posted on 07/14/2005 12:41:11 PM PDT by linkinpunk
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To: linkinpunk

And most of them show them!!


69 posted on 07/14/2005 12:42:35 PM PDT by Jersey Republican Biker Chick (People too weak to follow their own dreams, will always find a way to discourage yours.)
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To: Responsibility1st
Dear Women on Earth: please knock this off. Maybe you think you're doing us men a favor, that anything that increases the net sum of cleavage in the world is A-OK in our book.

Me thinks you are making a mountain out of a molehill. (depending on how big she was of course)

70 posted on 07/14/2005 12:43:10 PM PDT by linkinpunk
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To: Fierce Allegiance
 got busted stealing snowmobiles
 
Oh, THAT Kevin.  Well, the way he tells it, he was just borrowing one for a Friday morning beer run when he accidentally ran it into the barracks.  That Lt. Col. always had it out for him and was just looking for an excuse to court-martial him.
Owl_Eagle

(If what I just wrote makes you sad or angry,

 it was probably sarcasm)

71 posted on 07/14/2005 12:45:16 PM PDT by South Hawthorne (In Memory of my Dear Friend Henry Lee II)
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To: Owl_Eagle

Yep, THAT Kevin.


72 posted on 07/14/2005 12:48:53 PM PDT by Fierce Allegiance (This ain't your granddaddy's America!)
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To: The SISU kid

Sorry it took me so long to get to this thread, I was captivated by my own breastises. Yes, they are fabulous.


73 posted on 07/14/2005 12:56:09 PM PDT by Feiny (I put the purrr in freeper, baby)
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To: The SISU kid

Just because I'm on a restricted diet, I can still enjoy looking at the full menu
__________________________________________________
My college football coach always said that his wife didn't care where he got his appetite, as long as he came home for dinner.


74 posted on 07/14/2005 1:18:24 PM PDT by Stag_Man (Hamilton is my Hero)
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To: The SISU kid

Now I know I'm getting old. I was more interested in translating the danged shirt....Only to realize that I'd completely missed it.


75 posted on 07/14/2005 1:18:56 PM PDT by AnOldCowhand (The west is dead. You may lose a sweetheart, but you will never forget her - Charles Russell)
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To: Fierce Allegiance
Yummy Mommy makes cute clothes.

If one wants to be all obvious about one's 'MILF' status...

76 posted on 07/14/2005 1:19:20 PM PDT by LongElegantLegs ("Se habla, MoFo!")
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To: feinswinesuksass
"Yes, they are fabulous."

That statement somehow sent me directly to your profile.
77 posted on 07/14/2005 1:23:26 PM PDT by Freedom Blitz
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To: Responsibility1st; All
Seeing as how its such a slow news day, (and since the wife would smack me upside the head if I said I was on a thread about hOOters just to read the posts!) here’s a little article to show you just how valuable that college degree really is!

Titled: “Science on the Cutting Edge; Recent Scholarly Findings”

According to the February issue of ”Psychonomic Bulletin & Review”
It's much easier to identify someone if he is physically near you than if he is up to 450 feet away.

The ”Journal of Economic Psychology”(vol. 26, no.3) states:
People who choose their careers carefully, rather than on a whim, experience greater job satisfaction.

Whereas, according to a paper titled ”Alcoholism; Clinical & Experimental Research” published in April:
College students tend to drink more alcoholic beverages than they realize.

And finally (thankfully!), the January ”Archives of Internal Medicine” postulates:
If patients voluntarily tell a doctor about a bad side effect of a medicine, they are more likely to be switched to a safer one than if they don't.

Now, don’t you feel smarter just knowing this?

Take care,

Cuz

78 posted on 07/14/2005 1:28:42 PM PDT by cuz_it_aint_their_money (No nation has ever taxed itself into prosperity. - Rush Limbaugh)
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To: Freedom Blitz

I did not post pictures of my boobs on my profile page.....yet.


79 posted on 07/14/2005 1:58:56 PM PDT by Feiny (I put the purrr in freeper, baby)
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To: Freedom Blitz
Here are a couple of boobies....


80 posted on 07/14/2005 2:01:01 PM PDT by Feiny (I put the purrr in freeper, baby)
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To: feinswinesuksass
I did not post pictures of my boobs on my profile page.....yet.

Now, given that rather boastful post of yours, I'm waiting for evidence to substantiate your claim. I promise to be fair and impartial...yet thorough.

81 posted on 07/14/2005 2:15:53 PM PDT by AnOldCowhand (The west is dead. You may lose a sweetheart, but you will never forget her - Charles Russell)
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To: feinswinesuksass

Oh, I actually have seen those boobies before.

(I am referring to the the blue footed boobies )


82 posted on 07/14/2005 2:22:56 PM PDT by Freedom Blitz
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To: cuz_it_aint_their_money
Now, don’t you feel smarter just knowing this?

Perhaps I would have, except I dozed off while reading your post.

So I went back to post # 17.

Yeah, I'm awake now.....

83 posted on 07/14/2005 2:33:32 PM PDT by Responsibility1st
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To: Deaf Smith
To keep my head from moving, they would stick a breast in my ear.

Which ear? And this must be the reason for your screen name??

}^)

84 posted on 07/14/2005 2:38:46 PM PDT by The SISU kid (There is no Spork)
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To: Fierce Allegiance
Nah, I'm thinking of Kevin who go kicked out of the Army, got busted stealing snowmobiles, and lives in a goodwill box somewhere in Florida now.

He's not the one wearing the company jacket that you donated to the goodwill, is he?? You know, the one with your name on it???

8^)

85 posted on 07/14/2005 2:40:40 PM PDT by The SISU kid (There is no Spork)
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To: SilentServiceCPOWife
SISU! Tsk, tsk. ;-)

What?? What did I say wrong??? Sometimes I type quicker than I think...I think...sometimes... 8^0

86 posted on 07/14/2005 2:45:00 PM PDT by The SISU kid (There is no Spork)
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To: motormouth
btw: I am teasing you!!

I think that's the exact thing that stared this thread!!

}^)

87 posted on 07/14/2005 2:46:04 PM PDT by The SISU kid (There is no Spork)
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To: The SISU kid


Oh, yeah, well, uhm, I didnt mean it like that!! LOL



:o)


88 posted on 07/14/2005 2:48:41 PM PDT by motormouth
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To: motormouth
Oh, yeah, well, uhm, I didnt mean it like that!!

I'm sure that's EXACTLY what the twenty-something receptionist said to Responsibility1st when she "caught" him staring....

}^)

89 posted on 07/14/2005 2:59:08 PM PDT by The SISU kid (There is no Spork)
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To: The SISU kid
I think that's the exact thing that stared this thread!!

Stared??? Is that what you'd call a "Freudian Typo"?

90 posted on 07/14/2005 3:03:34 PM PDT by AnOldCowhand (The west is dead. You may lose a sweetheart, but you will never forget her - Charles Russell)
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To: The SISU kid

LMAO!!!

I just would have said "Why yes, they are lovely arent they"!!

:o)

Btw: It was an innocent statement on my behalf.. stop picking on me LOL


91 posted on 07/14/2005 3:04:04 PM PDT by motormouth
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To: AnOldCowhand
Stared??? Is that what you'd call a "Freudian Typo"?

That's exactly what that is....(last time I ever use the spel chekr

}^)

92 posted on 07/14/2005 4:41:29 PM PDT by The SISU kid (There is no Spork)
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To: motormouth
Btw: It was an innocent statement on my behalf.. stop picking on me

Oh....okay....if you insist....

8^)

93 posted on 07/14/2005 4:47:52 PM PDT by The SISU kid (There is no Spork)
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To: LongElegantLegs
If one wants to be all obvious about one's 'MILF' status

Do you own one??

}^)

94 posted on 07/14/2005 4:49:02 PM PDT by The SISU kid (There is no Spork)
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To: The SISU kid

Well, gee whiz, I didnt mean to hurt yer feelin's!!
If it will make you happy... go ahead and pick on me!


LOL


95 posted on 07/14/2005 5:09:58 PM PDT by motormouth
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To: The SISU kid
What?? What did I say wrong??? Sometimes I type quicker than I think...I think...sometimes... 8^0

Did I misunderstand your remark about "standing firm"? ;-)

96 posted on 07/14/2005 7:07:43 PM PDT by SilentServiceCPOWife
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To: The SISU kid
I ain't telling.

maybe one or two.

97 posted on 07/14/2005 8:36:34 PM PDT by LongElegantLegs ("Se habla, MoFo!")
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To: peacebaby; The SISU kid
Did you ping me because of my big breasts?

It's certainly not why he pinged me! ;-)

98 posted on 07/15/2005 2:26:01 AM PDT by Allegra (On the Rocks With Salt, Please...)
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To: Allegra

Are you a member of the I.B.T.C.???

8^)


99 posted on 07/15/2005 12:13:27 PM PDT by The SISU kid (There is no Spork)
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To: Stag_Man
My college football coach always said that his wife didn't care where he got his appetite, as long as he came home for dinner.

I enjoy working up a healthy appetite!!

8^)

100 posted on 07/15/2005 12:18:00 PM PDT by The SISU kid (There is no Spork)
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