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Difference between a wart and a dog nose?
August 1, 2005 | self / vanity

Posted on 08/01/2005 7:31:27 PM PDT by The Other Harry

I am going to ask my vet this, but I will start off here.

When I was a kid, I had a lot of warts on my hands. Like maybe 60. A lot. They are gone now, but I remember them. Especially the bigger ones.

I have not been able to to figure out the difference between a wart and my dog's nose or the pads on his feet. They seem the same.

Anyone know?


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1 posted on 08/01/2005 7:31:28 PM PDT by The Other Harry
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To: The Other Harry

Hurrah!

I've been waiting for your vanity all night!


2 posted on 08/01/2005 7:33:43 PM PDT by Michael Goldsberry (an enemy of islam -- Joe Boucher; Leapfrog; Dr.Zoidberg; Lazamataz; ...)
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To: The Other Harry

Your dog's nose is made from dog DNA.

A wart is a virus infection of the skin, and is a tumorous growth caused by virus genetic material taking over and altering the growth of skin at the infection site.


3 posted on 08/01/2005 7:35:26 PM PDT by patriciaruth (They are all Mike Spanns)
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To: The Other Harry

Warts are caused by a type of herpes virus. Your dog's nose and the pads of his feet are they way they are due to genetics.


4 posted on 08/01/2005 7:36:25 PM PDT by The Phantom FReeper (So? People in Hell want ice water.)
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To: The Other Harry

I think you get warts from licking frogs. Dogs are born with noses ... But ask your vet.


5 posted on 08/01/2005 7:36:41 PM PDT by SittinYonder (America is the Last Beach)
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To: The Phantom FReeper

Whoops. I need to go to bed. "...they way..." should read "...the way..."


6 posted on 08/01/2005 7:37:33 PM PDT by The Phantom FReeper (So? People in Hell want ice water.)
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To: The Other Harry

7 posted on 08/01/2005 7:37:44 PM PDT by HairOfTheDog
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To: SittinYonder
"I think you get warts from licking frogs."

Hey!

... ummm...

Fergetit.

8 posted on 08/01/2005 7:41:40 PM PDT by Michael Goldsberry (an enemy of islam -- Joe Boucher; Leapfrog; Dr.Zoidberg; Lazamataz; ...)
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To: The Other Harry
I enjoy your vanities Harry. I need to laugh more.
9 posted on 08/01/2005 7:42:34 PM PDT by afnamvet (Jet noise...The Sound of Freedom™)
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To: The Other Harry

Are you for real?


10 posted on 08/01/2005 7:42:37 PM PDT by apackof2 (In my simple way, I guess you could say I'm living in the BIG TIME)
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To: The Other Harry

I had warts on my hand when I was a kid too. I'll never forget the pain of having them frozen off with liquid nitrogen (particularly the ones next to my fingernails).


11 posted on 08/01/2005 7:42:58 PM PDT by Welsh Rabbit
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To: Leapfrog

ROFLOL!


12 posted on 08/01/2005 7:43:00 PM PDT by SittinYonder (America is the Last Beach)
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To: apackof2

He's for real.


13 posted on 08/01/2005 7:44:25 PM PDT by afnamvet (Jet noise...The Sound of Freedom™)
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To: The Other Harry

The difference is that you'll find warts on Bill Clinton's privates...the skin on a dog nose and pads is what you'll find under Hillary's armpits.


14 posted on 08/01/2005 7:45:45 PM PDT by Porterville (Don't make me go Bushi on your a$$)
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To: patriciaruth; The Other Harry
Your dog's nose is made from dog DNA.

A wart is a virus infection of the skin, and is a tumorous growth caused by virus genetic material taking over and altering the growth of skin at the infection site.

While this may seem like a reasonable answer, I detect something strange and mysterious here.

You should be tested immediatly for dog DNA!!!!

15 posted on 08/01/2005 7:47:32 PM PDT by JimSEA
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To: afnamvet

I thought he was a Disney animatronic.


16 posted on 08/01/2005 7:48:52 PM PDT by Petronski (I love Cyborg!)
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To: Porterville

I don't think Bubba would let anyone near his privates with liquid nitrogen.Dayum.


17 posted on 08/01/2005 7:49:27 PM PDT by afnamvet (Jet noise...The Sound of Freedom™)
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To: The Other Harry
I have not been able to to figure out the difference between [my warts] and my dog's nose or the pads on his feet. They seem the same.

One of them is utterly repulsive, and belongs on an animal.

I'll let you figure it out.

18 posted on 08/01/2005 7:50:25 PM PDT by Lazamataz (Islam is merely Nazism without the snappy fashion sense.)
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To: Petronski

He MAY look like Lincoln but I'm not sure.


19 posted on 08/01/2005 7:51:49 PM PDT by afnamvet (Jet noise...The Sound of Freedom™)
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To: The Other Harry

Thanks Harry, it was fun playing.


20 posted on 08/01/2005 7:56:20 PM PDT by afnamvet (Jet noise...The Sound of Freedom™)
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To: Petronski

Belated congrats, BTW!


21 posted on 08/01/2005 7:58:00 PM PDT by Michael Goldsberry (an enemy of islam -- Joe Boucher; Leapfrog; Dr.Zoidberg; Lazamataz; ...)
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To: Leapfrog

Thanks!


22 posted on 08/01/2005 7:58:42 PM PDT by Petronski (I love Cyborg!)
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To: JimSEA; The Other Harry

It's convergent evolution.

The nose and pad of the dog grows into a structure with similar texture to what the wart virus makes.


23 posted on 08/01/2005 8:00:44 PM PDT by patriciaruth (They are all Mike Spanns)
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To: patriciaruth
The nose and pad of the dog grows into a structure with similar texture to what the wart virus makes.

That's what I thought.

24 posted on 08/01/2005 8:03:24 PM PDT by The Other Harry
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To: The Other Harry

Warts don't smell.


25 posted on 08/02/2005 6:50:04 AM PDT by opbuzz (Right way, wrong way, Marine way)
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