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Man Kills Wife After Sex To Watch Sports On TV
The Associated Press ^ | 12:45 pm EDT August 4, 2005 | AP

Posted on 08/04/2005 3:08:40 PM PDT by Westlander

PANAMA CITY, Fla. -- A Florida sports fan has been sentenced to death for killing his wife after sex.

Christoper Offord got angry because his wife wanted to cuddle after they had sex -- but he wanted to watch sports on television. She died after being struck dozens of times with a claw hammer.

Offord later confessed to a bartender at a sports bar, and eventually pleaded guilty to first-degree murder.

In imposing the death sentence, the judge said the brutality of the crime outweighed any of the defendant's possible mental problems.

Offord did not speak in court, but admitted in a jailhouse interview that he deserved to die.


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I just have to know....Who won the game ?
1 posted on 08/04/2005 3:08:41 PM PDT by Westlander
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To: Westlander
Christoper Offord got angry because his wife wanted to cuddle after they had sex...

Is that so bad? Sheesh!

2 posted on 08/04/2005 3:09:50 PM PDT by scott7278 (Before I give you the benefit of my reply, I would like to know what we are talking about.)
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To: Westlander

Talk about yellow journalism...they didn't even mention that it was fourth-and-goal in the final two minutes with no timeouts remaining!


3 posted on 08/04/2005 3:10:04 PM PDT by Lekker 1 ("Who the hell wants to hear actors talk?"- Harry M. Warner, Warner Bros., 1927)
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To: scott7278
Christoper Offord got angry because his wife wanted to cuddle after they had sex...

Is that so bad? Sheesh!

The cuddling, I mean, not the anger.

4 posted on 08/04/2005 3:10:49 PM PDT by scott7278 (Before I give you the benefit of my reply, I would like to know what we are talking about.)
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To: Westlander

"I just have to know....Who won the game ?"

Tiger Woods????


5 posted on 08/04/2005 3:11:06 PM PDT by Bringbackthedraft (3 more months of snowbird free living.)
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To: Westlander

Is that a new variation of Coyote Ugly? Claw Hammer Ugly?


6 posted on 08/04/2005 3:11:27 PM PDT by neodad (I wish to have no connection with any ship that does not sail fast, for I intend to go in harm's way)
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To: Westlander

What if she had asked for a deadly substance such as a cigarette.


7 posted on 08/04/2005 3:11:32 PM PDT by gathersnomoss
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To: Army Air Corps

Armada Room Ping? :)


8 posted on 08/04/2005 3:11:44 PM PDT by scott7278 (Before I give you the benefit of my reply, I would like to know what we are talking about.)
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To: Westlander
"Who won the game ?"

Hey! An innocent woman died here. Have some respect.

9 posted on 08/04/2005 3:12:36 PM PDT by Michael Goldsberry (an enemy of islam -- Joe Boucher; Leapfrog; Dr.Zoidberg; Lazamataz; ...)
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To: Westlander

This guy's in luck! Where he's going there's lot's of television and also there are more adherents of the violence after sex philosophy. He should feel right at home!


10 posted on 08/04/2005 3:12:38 PM PDT by 2 Kool 2 Be 4-Gotten (Is your problem ignorance or apathy? I don't know and I don't care.)
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To: Westlander
In imposing the death sentence, the judge said the brutality of the crime outweighed any of the defendant's possible mental problems.

Great call. It should be the same in all murders.
11 posted on 08/04/2005 3:13:07 PM PDT by Jaysun (Name one war anywhere that had a "timetable".)
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To: Westlander

Well I would guess she didn't.

Heck I like to cuddle.

It may mean more of the precuddle action


12 posted on 08/04/2005 3:14:17 PM PDT by Rightly Biased (<><)
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To: windcliff; stylecouncilor
Sports fanATIC ping
13 posted on 08/04/2005 3:14:31 PM PDT by I Drive Too Fast
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To: Jaysun
Great call. It should be the same in all murders.

I agree. He's obviously way too obsessed with sports, but the viciousness of the crime was too great to declare a mental problem.

Maybe we'll see a trend.

14 posted on 08/04/2005 3:15:43 PM PDT by scott7278 (Before I give you the benefit of my reply, I would like to know what we are talking about.)
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To: Westlander

Got to be Bush's fault.


15 posted on 08/04/2005 3:17:34 PM PDT by sydbas
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To: Westlander

"A Florida sports fan has been sentenced to death for killing his wife after sex."

So what would the penalty have been if he killed her BEFORE sex?


16 posted on 08/04/2005 3:19:53 PM PDT by Trampled by Lambs (This Tagline is on hiatus as I think of a new one.)
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To: Westlander

Can we hold off on his execution until this game is over?


17 posted on 08/04/2005 3:20:04 PM PDT by SmithL (There are a lot of people that hate Bush more than they hate terrorists)
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To: Westlander
Ya know why rednecks do it doggy style?

So they can both watch the race on Sundays. ;-)

18 posted on 08/04/2005 3:27:14 PM PDT by Normal4me
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To: Westlander

When Trailer Trash Attack.


19 posted on 08/04/2005 3:29:30 PM PDT by WestVirginiaRebel (Carnac: A siren, a baby and a liberal. Answer: Name three things that whine.)
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To: Westlander

It was a totally asinine thing to do – but – watch it ladies, NFL regular season starts in just over 5 weeks.


20 posted on 08/04/2005 3:29:43 PM PDT by R. Scott (Humanity i love you because when you're hard up you pawn your Intelligence to buy a drink.)
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To: Petronski

note to self


21 posted on 08/04/2005 3:31:39 PM PDT by cyborg (Karma can be a cruel taskmaster or a bearer of blessings.)
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To: cyborg

LOL!


22 posted on 08/04/2005 3:33:53 PM PDT by Michael Goldsberry (an enemy of islam -- Joe Boucher; Leapfrog; Dr.Zoidberg; Lazamataz; ...)
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To: Westlander

This is why there should be a TV in every bedroom. If it saves just one life...


23 posted on 08/04/2005 3:33:59 PM PDT by fr_freak
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To: mhking

jd ping


24 posted on 08/04/2005 3:34:56 PM PDT by cyborg (Karma can be a cruel taskmaster or a bearer of blessings.)
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To: Leapfrog

hehe! ;-)


25 posted on 08/04/2005 3:35:31 PM PDT by cyborg (Karma can be a cruel taskmaster or a bearer of blessings.)
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To: Westlander

OK, so he'll go to prison -- but what a way to spend his last day! He got to have sex AND watch a game in peace.


26 posted on 08/04/2005 3:35:51 PM PDT by Sloth (History's greatest monsters: Hitler, Stalin, Mao & Durbin)
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To: Rightly Biased

"Heck I like to cuddle.."
Make sure your tools are locked up!


27 posted on 08/04/2005 3:36:02 PM PDT by duckman (I refuse to use a tag line...I mean it.)
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To: Westlander

Yeah, this is just a knee-slapper, isn't it?

Har, har..


28 posted on 08/04/2005 3:36:28 PM PDT by k2blader (Hic sunt dracones..)
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To: cyborg; Petronski

Look at all you have to look forward to! lol...


29 posted on 08/04/2005 3:36:30 PM PDT by gopwinsin04
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To: Westlander

I think the death penalty ought to be carried out at halftime during the Superbowl. Make him watch the first half, then cart him off to the gas chamber. And if it's a blowout, then pipe in a radio program with the fake game making it sound like the losing team was staging a comeback...


30 posted on 08/04/2005 3:36:51 PM PDT by Koblenz (Holland: a very tolerant country. Until someone shoots you on a public street in broad daylight...)
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To: Westlander
Tomorrow's headline today:

Offord's Offer Offord Offed!


31 posted on 08/04/2005 3:38:50 PM PDT by Revolting cat! ("In the end, nothing explains anything!")
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To: Westlander
Sheesh, just put a TV in the bedroom and you can watch the whole game and enjoy sex at the same time. When the sex is over, the Mrs. can cuddle just as long as she wants--or at least until someone scores and you jump up and either A. do a little victory dance including high-fiving invisible buddies and pumping your fist into the air, or B. curse at the TV, call the ref names, your team a bunch of bums, and your opponents a bunch of cheaters.

It's win-win.

32 posted on 08/04/2005 3:39:26 PM PDT by flada (Y2K? What are you selling, chicken or sex jelly?)
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To: Normal4me
...So they can both watch the race on Sundays. ;-)

Heh. I admit, when I read this story, I did think of an old novelty tune that the local morning radio guys used to play. It had lyrics that went something like:

"Let's do it doggy style,
So we can both watch the wrestling."

33 posted on 08/04/2005 3:40:34 PM PDT by Charles Martel
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To: Normal4me
Guys are still trying to get accustomed to proper foreplay...and now the wimmins want postplay??

Bryant Gumbo's littel bro is postplay - not a cuddle.

34 posted on 08/04/2005 3:41:24 PM PDT by ErnBatavia
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To: Koblenz
I think the death penalty ought to be carried out at halftime during the Superbowl. Make him watch the first half, then cart him off to the gas chamber. And if it's a blowout, then pipe in a radio program with the fake game making it sound like the losing team was staging a comeback...

They should make it pay per view and send the money to her family. I'd like to see it done with a bucket of water and a bad extension cord.
35 posted on 08/04/2005 3:41:47 PM PDT by Jaysun (Name one war anywhere that had a "timetable".)
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To: flada
>Sheesh, just put a TV in the bedroom and you can watch the whole game and enjoy sex at the same time

Maybe women could,
but guys need to, umm, you know,
concentrate for sex . . .

36 posted on 08/04/2005 3:42:29 PM PDT by theFIRMbss
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To: WestVirginiaRebel
Did someone say "trailer trash"??? Oh yeah, DEEP-FRIED AND DOUBLE WIDE!!!
37 posted on 08/04/2005 3:44:02 PM PDT by Hand em their arse
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To: Sloth

LOL


38 posted on 08/04/2005 3:44:45 PM PDT by Sofa King (MY rights are not subject to YOUR approval.)
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To: Westlander

Florida again??


39 posted on 08/04/2005 3:48:31 PM PDT by Black Tooth
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To: Westlander
HER DIARY:

Saturday night I thought he was acting weird. We had made plans to meet at a bar to have a drink. I was shopping with my friends all day long, so I thought he was upset at the fact that I was a bit late, but he made no comment. Conversation wasn't flowing so I suggested that we go somewhere quiet so we could talk, he agreed but he kept quiet and absent. I asked him what was wrong he said nothing. I asked him if it was my fault that he was upset? He said it had nothing to do with me and not to worry. On the way home I told him that I loved him, he simply smiled and kept driving. I can't explain his behavior; I don't know why he didn't say I love you too. When we got home I felt as if I had lost him, as if he wanted nothing to do with me anymore. He just sat there and watched TV. He seemed distant and absent.

Finally I decided to go to bed, about 10 minutes later he came to bed and to my surprise he responded to my caress and we made love, but I still felt that he was distracted and his thoughts where somewhere else. I decided that I could not take it anymore so I decided to confront him with the situation but he had fallen asleep. I started crying and cried until I too fell asleep. I don't know what to do. I'm almost sure that his thoughts are with someone else. My life is a disaster.

HIS DIARY:

The Red Sox lost today, but at least I got laid.

40 posted on 08/04/2005 3:51:29 PM PDT by C210N (-Today is a gift, that's why it is called the present)
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To: Westlander

Worst thread I've ever seen on FR. Shame on you all.


41 posted on 08/04/2005 3:53:17 PM PDT by Graymatter
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To: Jaysun
In imposing the death sentence, the judge said the brutality of the crime outweighed any of the defendant's possible mental problems. Great call. It should be the same in all murders. I totally feel people should get what they deserve - my question is, anyone that murders someone like this - are they not crazy?
42 posted on 08/04/2005 3:53:40 PM PDT by SF Republican
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To: Westlander
As a single male who spends every night alone, who would give almost anything just to have a nice Christian wife to share my heart with and cuddle with...I think this slimy, detestable a$$hole is right down there with Scott Peterson, O.J. Simpson and Michael Schiavo in the moldy tile-cracks at the bottom of the human gene pool.

These barbaric animals should all be rounded up, castrated and sent to the guillotine!

43 posted on 08/04/2005 3:55:51 PM PDT by TonyRo76 (American by birth. Patriot by choice. Christian by grace.)
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To: Lekker 1
Talk about yellow journalism...they didn't even mention that it was fourth-and-goal in the final two minutes with no timeouts remaining!

An innocent woman is bludgeoned to death and this what you post.

Sad.

44 posted on 08/04/2005 3:56:33 PM PDT by MotleyGirl70
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To: Leapfrog

Sometimes Freepers have no class at all.


45 posted on 08/04/2005 3:58:30 PM PDT by MotleyGirl70
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To: duckman; mhking

I was just thinkin'
Where this guy is goin' there is a lot of free CATV and no one wants to cuddle after they have sex.

Just his kind of place.


46 posted on 08/04/2005 3:58:52 PM PDT by Rightly Biased (<><)
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To: Westlander
Here's why. Alan Dundes, folklorist at the University of California had this to say:

"The Super Bowl is an example of a thinly disguised symbolic homoerotic masturbatory phallic duel."

47 posted on 08/04/2005 4:00:38 PM PDT by Revolting cat! ("In the end, nothing explains anything!")
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To: Graymatter
Worst thread I've ever seen on FR. Shame on you all.

I'm sickened at some of the comments posted. Makes me embarrassed to be a FReeper.

48 posted on 08/04/2005 4:01:22 PM PDT by MotleyGirl70
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To: Westlander
Man Kills Wife After Sex To Watch Sports On TV,

SICKO!!!!!! How in Blue Blazes Could YOU DO THAT?!?!?!!?

49 posted on 08/04/2005 4:06:59 PM PDT by ExcursionGuy84 ("I will Declare the Beauty of The LORD.")
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To: Normal4me

The 'Sweet Nuthins' Murmured during Redneck Foreplay:

"GET IN THE TRUCK B*TCH!"


50 posted on 08/04/2005 4:10:33 PM PDT by Mad Mammoth ('Some folks just need killin' - Clint Eastwood / 'The Outlaw Josey Wales')
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