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Pfizer Patents Premature Climax Pill For Women
allheadlinenews.com ^ | 08/08/05 | Douglas Maher

Posted on 08/13/2005 8:43:00 PM PDT by Ellesu

Doncaster, UK (AHN) - The maker of the widely popular male impotence drug "Viagra" is now ready to tackle an issue many are not even aware of.

Premature orgasms among women is an issue that is increasingly being talked about in doctors offices across the globe and drug maker Pfizer believes it has the market cornered for a cure.

"Whilst anorgasmia and difficulties with orgasm are well-represented in the female sexual dysfunction literature, rapid orgasm - a female problem sharing components with premature ejaculation in men - is notable by its absence," says the patent from Pfizer.

The company believes that women and men do not complain about the sexual dysfunction because, "male partners often choose to take rapid orgasm as positive feedback on their skill as a lover".


TOPICS: Health/Medicine
KEYWORDS: betcha50bucks; climax; dynamohum; orgasm; pfizer; prematureorgasms; sex; women; youcantmakemecome
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What part of "multiple orgasm" did these people not get?
1 posted on 08/13/2005 8:43:00 PM PDT by Ellesu
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To: Ellesu

Oh I can see this is going to be interesting!


2 posted on 08/13/2005 8:44:34 PM PDT by tet68 ( " We would not die in that man's company, that fears his fellowship to die with us...." Henry V.)
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To: Ellesu

This is a joke right? From the onion?


3 posted on 08/13/2005 8:44:55 PM PDT by Arkie2 (No, I never voted for Bill Clinton. I don't plan on voting Republican again!)
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To: Ellesu

I thought this would be from Scrappleface.


4 posted on 08/13/2005 8:45:23 PM PDT by ItsForTheChildren
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To: Ellesu

My girl friend had a multiple orgasm once, she liked it
so much she gave me a standing ovulation.


5 posted on 08/13/2005 8:46:40 PM PDT by tet68 ( " We would not die in that man's company, that fears his fellowship to die with us...." Henry V.)
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To: Ellesu
Thank goodness my girlfriend can finally get some relief!
6 posted on 08/13/2005 8:47:16 PM PDT by corkoman (Overhyped)
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To: Ellesu

Sex sells, lotsa sex sells even better, faster.

Better, faster sex sell the best.


7 posted on 08/13/2005 8:48:22 PM PDT by Valpal1 (Crush jihadists, drive collaborators before you, hear the lamentations of their media. Allahu FUBAR!)
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To: Ellesu
"Whilst anorgasmia and difficulties with orgasm are well-represented in the female sexual dysfunction literature, rapid orgasm - a female problem sharing components with premature ejaculation in men - is notable by its absence,"

Gee, I wonder why.

8 posted on 08/13/2005 8:48:42 PM PDT by Moonman62 (Federal creed: If it moves tax it. If it keeps moving regulate it. If it stops moving subsidize it)
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To: tet68

Awwww no ! Say it so !!!

No more screamers ?!?!?!?


9 posted on 08/13/2005 8:49:15 PM PDT by Squantos (Be polite. Be professional. But, have a plan to kill everyone you meet. )
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To: Arkie2

http://www.allheadlinenews.com/

Women coming either sooner or later is a disease; bust out the drugs, people!


10 posted on 08/13/2005 8:50:12 PM PDT by Ellesu
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To: Ellesu
"male partners often choose to take rapid orgasm as positive feedback on their skill as a lover".

So much for ego.

11 posted on 08/13/2005 8:50:17 PM PDT by somemoreequalthanothers (All for the betterment of "the state", comrade)
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To: Squantos

Oh yeah this is a global problem right?


12 posted on 08/13/2005 8:50:20 PM PDT by samadams2000 (Pitchforks and Lanterns..with a smiley face!)
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To: Ellesu

They can't be thinking this is a problem.


13 posted on 08/13/2005 8:50:27 PM PDT by Dust in the Wind (I've got peace like a river. . .)
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To: Ellesu

"What part of "multiple orgasm" did these people not get?"

Maybe the exhaustion from them isn't considered PC. After all it does show the man does have a use somewhere and that isn't popular.


14 posted on 08/13/2005 8:51:54 PM PDT by B4Ranch ( Report every illegal alien that you meet. Call 866-347-2423, Employers use 888-464-4218)
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To: Squantos

No more screamers?

At last my ears can heal, so to speak.
Not that I could hear the screams mind you,
with her holding on to them so tightly!

Wonder how long this is going to last.


15 posted on 08/13/2005 8:52:12 PM PDT by tet68 ( " We would not die in that man's company, that fears his fellowship to die with us...." Henry V.)
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To: Ellesu

I'm not sure I understand how this would be a problem.


16 posted on 08/13/2005 8:52:55 PM PDT by Mad_Tom_Rackham (Crush! Kill! Destroy the heathen!)
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To: samadams2000; patton

I remember an ad in the dallas paper personals (I think patton wrote it) ....

Premature ejaculator w/ short apendage seeks fun loving females with short attention span and no depth perception.


17 posted on 08/13/2005 8:53:27 PM PDT by Squantos (Be polite. Be professional. But, have a plan to kill everyone you meet. )
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To: tet68

Not long after what I just posted......


18 posted on 08/13/2005 8:54:03 PM PDT by Squantos (Be polite. Be professional. But, have a plan to kill everyone you meet. )
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To: Ellesu

Why not start a website that pairs up the premature women with the premature men?

Call it "Quickies" or something.


19 posted on 08/13/2005 8:54:20 PM PDT by Brooklyn Kid
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To: Ellesu

Anybody have any phone numbers for these poor women? Perhaps I could help out. I'm willing to sacrifice myself.


20 posted on 08/13/2005 8:54:21 PM PDT by garyhope
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To: Squantos

Moved to chat in 5...4...3..2...


21 posted on 08/13/2005 8:55:08 PM PDT by OSHA (I've got a hole in my head too, but that's beside the point.)
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To: ItsForTheChildren

another link

http://www.guardian.co.uk/life/news/story/0,12976,1538786,00.html


22 posted on 08/13/2005 8:56:00 PM PDT by Ellesu
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To: OSHA

LOL......Oh well !

Stay safe !


23 posted on 08/13/2005 8:56:19 PM PDT by Squantos (Be polite. Be professional. But, have a plan to kill everyone you meet. )
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To: Ellesu

You learn something new every day.

" The Sexual Dysfunction Association said it had never heard of premature female orgasm, which is different from persistent sexual arousal syndrome, in which women suffer near-constant arousal."


24 posted on 08/13/2005 8:58:27 PM PDT by tet68 ( " We would not die in that man's company, that fears his fellowship to die with us...." Henry V.)
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To: Ellesu

Meanwhile, real diseases and problems get no media attention.


25 posted on 08/13/2005 8:58:45 PM PDT by Feiny (I got a fever & the only prescription is more cowbell !!!)
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To: Squantos

Oh, you are going to DIE for that. LOL.


26 posted on 08/13/2005 9:02:28 PM PDT by patton ("Hard Drive Cemetary" - forthcoming best seller)
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To: OSHA

Chat?

This thread will be lucky if it makes it into the Backroom.

lol


27 posted on 08/13/2005 9:06:39 PM PDT by RWR8189 (I Will Sit on My Hands in 2008 Instead of Voting for McCain)(No Money for the NRSC)
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To: patton

Just wanted to see if ya were still alive......:o)


28 posted on 08/13/2005 9:06:56 PM PDT by Squantos (Be polite. Be professional. But, have a plan to kill everyone you meet. )
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To: Ellesu

Not that anyone asked, but I had a girlfriend who could have orgasms when I only kissed her on a certain spot on her neck. It was a problem since she was easily embarassed by that.


29 posted on 08/13/2005 9:08:09 PM PDT by Kirkwood
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To: Ellesu
I think they will not sell many of these pills. I would think they would have more luck with a pill that caused women to have "premature" orgasms. How can a woman have a problem with this?

Yeah, I can hear her now, "Hey, honey, you know I came 5 times last night, what say you get me some of those new pills so I only have to come once". Right, like this is going to happen.

30 posted on 08/13/2005 9:12:11 PM PDT by calex59 (If you have to take me apart to get me there, then I don't want to go!)
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To: calex59

That's like going to a seminar on battered women, and then I realized that I prefer mine plain.


31 posted on 08/13/2005 9:15:02 PM PDT by datura (Molon Labe)
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To: Ellesu

Git 'er done.


32 posted on 08/13/2005 9:17:21 PM PDT by TADSLOS (Right Wing Infidel since 1954)
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To: Squantos
I remember an ad in the dallas paper personals (I think patton wrote it) .... Premature ejaculator w/ short apendage seeks fun loving females with short attention span and no depth perception.

Actual personal ad I saw in a Denver paper (in its entirety):

Oversexed man seeks woman to whom this is not a problem.

33 posted on 08/13/2005 9:19:25 PM PDT by Ichneumon
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To: Ichneumon

Too cool......LOL !


34 posted on 08/13/2005 9:20:52 PM PDT by Squantos (Be polite. Be professional. But, have a plan to kill everyone you meet. )
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To: tet68
persistent sexual arousal syndrome, in which women suffer near-constant arousal."

That's dysfunctional:?) Hmmm. Sounds highly functional to me.

35 posted on 08/13/2005 9:21:49 PM PDT by Migraine
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To: Ellesu

First came Viagra...now comes Niagra.


36 posted on 08/13/2005 9:29:32 PM PDT by BulletBobCo
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To: garyhope
"Anybody have any phone numbers for these poor women? Perhaps I could help out. I'm willing to sacrifice myself."

c/o Premiere Speakers, (615) 261-4000 phone.

37 posted on 08/13/2005 9:31:59 PM PDT by Rebelbase ("Run Hillary Run" bumper stickers. Liberals place on rear bumper, conservatives put on front bumper)
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To: Rebelbase

You had to do that didn't you!
NO more orgasms for YOU!


38 posted on 08/13/2005 9:35:45 PM PDT by tet68 ( " We would not die in that man's company, that fears his fellowship to die with us...." Henry V.)
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To: BulletBobCo

LOL!


39 posted on 08/13/2005 9:42:05 PM PDT by Kirkwood
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To: Ellesu

I sure hope my taxes will cover their treatment, and those stupid cancer kids stop whining for more reseach money.


40 posted on 08/13/2005 9:44:05 PM PDT by SteveMcKing
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To: calex59
I thought the plan was to get the engine started and keep it running as long as you can.
41 posted on 08/13/2005 9:46:28 PM PDT by vetvetdoug (Shiloh, Corinth, Iuka, Brices Crossroads, Harrisburg, Britton Lane, Holly Springs, Hatchie Bridge,)
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To: vetvetdoug

Two cases of Viagra stolen.

Cops looking for hardened criminals.


42 posted on 08/13/2005 9:56:11 PM PDT by umgud (Comment removed by poster before moderator could get to it)
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To: Ellesu

Considering that many women have problems even getting orgasm, this should be a crime against nature to restrict womens' orgams. Sounds like it will be popular in islamic countries though.


43 posted on 08/13/2005 9:59:54 PM PDT by Centurion2000 (An elected Legislature can trample a man's rights as easy as a King can.)
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To: tet68
Tet, I agree with you 100%.

Rebelbase had to spoil my late supper by posting a picture of his girlfriend on the thread! Dam! *S*

Happy Weekend, Fellow Freepers.

PS: As an aside, I just missed Tet. I had come back from my first tour just 6 months prior. I was with the CNO when that one cooked off. TET just followed Pueblo Incident by three weeks. Adm. Moorer had his hands full. And, oh yes, three weeks later the rioters in downtown DC torched the town, It looked like Atlanta burning in the Civil War from my window in the Pentagon. What a horrific year.
44 posted on 08/13/2005 10:25:39 PM PDT by dk/coro
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To: Migraine

I wonder if they can get SS disability for this uh,,, "problem"?


45 posted on 08/13/2005 10:29:30 PM PDT by JSteff
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To: Ellesu

What I really need is a pill to help me sell short on time.


46 posted on 08/13/2005 10:36:17 PM PDT by Graymatter
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To: patton; Squantos

My wife has no problems with orgasms. She calls me several times a night from her hotel room to let me hear.

(rim shot)


47 posted on 08/13/2005 10:45:43 PM PDT by Larry Lucido
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To: Squantos

No more screamers ?!?!?!?

And no more police banging on your door.


48 posted on 08/13/2005 10:53:29 PM PDT by jwh_Denver (The government said it? I believe it! Hehe hoho haha!)
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To: Ellesu

Since more than half of all NASCAR fans are women, I wonder who'll be driving the number 69 car carrying this pill's logo.


49 posted on 08/13/2005 11:03:34 PM PDT by FlingWingFlyer (We did not lose in Vietnam. We left.)
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To: Larry Lucido

No Net all air .......;o)


50 posted on 08/13/2005 11:17:35 PM PDT by Squantos (Be polite. Be professional. But, have a plan to kill everyone you meet. )
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