Pfizer Patents Premature Climax Pill For Women

allheadlinenews.com ^ | 08/08/05 | Douglas Maher

[Ellesu]

Doncaster, UK (AHN) - The maker of the widely popular male impotence drug "Viagra" is now ready to tackle an issue many are not even aware of.

Premature orgasms among women is an issue that is increasingly being talked about in doctors offices across the globe and drug maker Pfizer believes it has the market cornered for a cure.

"Whilst anorgasmia and difficulties with orgasm are well-represented in the female sexual dysfunction literature, rapid orgasm - a female problem sharing components with premature ejaculation in men - is notable by its absence," says the patent from Pfizer.

The company believes that women and men do not complain about the sexual dysfunction because, "male partners often choose to take rapid orgasm as positive feedback on their skill as a lover".

[OSHA]

Moved to chat in 5...4...3..2...

[Ellesu]

another link

http://www.guardian.co.uk/life/news/story/0,12976,1538786,00.html

[Squantos]

LOL......Oh well !

Stay safe !

[tet68]

You learn something new every day.

" The Sexual Dysfunction Association said it had never heard of premature female orgasm, which is different from persistent sexual arousal syndrome, in which women suffer near-constant arousal."

[Feiny]

Meanwhile, real diseases and problems get no media attention.

[patton]

Oh, you are going to DIE for that. LOL.

[RWR8189]

Chat?

This thread will be lucky if it makes it into the Backroom.

lol

[Squantos]

Just wanted to see if ya were still alive......:o)

[Kirkwood]

Not that anyone asked, but I had a girlfriend who could have orgasms when I only kissed her on a certain spot on her neck. It was a problem since she was easily embarassed by that.

[calex59]

I think they will not sell many of these pills. I would think they would have more luck with a pill that caused women to have "premature" orgasms. How can a woman have a problem with this?

Yeah, I can hear her now, "Hey, honey, you know I came 5 times last night, what say you get me some of those new pills so I only have to come once". Right, like this is going to happen.

[datura]

That's like going to a seminar on battered women, and then I realized that I prefer mine plain.

[TADSLOS]

Git 'er done.

[Ichneumon]

I remember an ad in the dallas paper personals (I think patton wrote it) .... Premature ejaculator w/ short apendage seeks fun loving females with short attention span and no depth perception.

Actual personal ad I saw in a Denver paper (in its entirety):

Oversexed man seeks woman to whom this is not a problem.

[Squantos]

Too cool......LOL !

[Migraine]

persistent sexual arousal syndrome, in which women suffer near-constant arousal."

That's dysfunctional:?) Hmmm. Sounds highly functional to me.

[BulletBobCo]

First came Viagra...now comes Niagra.

[Rebelbase]

"Anybody have any phone numbers for these poor women? Perhaps I could help out. I'm willing to sacrifice myself."

c/o Premiere Speakers, (615) 261-4000 phone.

[tet68]

You had to do that didn't you!
NO more orgasms for YOU!

[Kirkwood]

LOL!

[SteveMcKing]

I sure hope my taxes will cover their treatment, and those stupid cancer kids stop whining for more reseach money.