Pfizer Patents Premature Climax Pill For Women

allheadlinenews.com ^ | 08/08/05 | Douglas Maher

[Ellesu]

Doncaster, UK (AHN) - The maker of the widely popular male impotence drug "Viagra" is now ready to tackle an issue many are not even aware of.

Premature orgasms among women is an issue that is increasingly being talked about in doctors offices across the globe and drug maker Pfizer believes it has the market cornered for a cure.

"Whilst anorgasmia and difficulties with orgasm are well-represented in the female sexual dysfunction literature, rapid orgasm - a female problem sharing components with premature ejaculation in men - is notable by its absence," says the patent from Pfizer.

The company believes that women and men do not complain about the sexual dysfunction because, "male partners often choose to take rapid orgasm as positive feedback on their skill as a lover".

[vetvetdoug]

I thought the plan was to get the engine started and keep it running as long as you can.

[umgud]

Two cases of Viagra stolen.

Cops looking for hardened criminals.

[Centurion2000]

Considering that many women have problems even getting orgasm, this should be a crime against nature to restrict womens' orgams. Sounds like it will be popular in islamic countries though.

[dk/coro]

Tet, I agree with you 100%.

Rebelbase had to spoil my late supper by posting a picture of his girlfriend on the thread! Dam! *S*

Happy Weekend, Fellow Freepers.

PS: As an aside, I just missed Tet. I had come back from my first tour just 6 months prior. I was with the CNO when that one cooked off. TET just followed Pueblo Incident by three weeks. Adm. Moorer had his hands full. And, oh yes, three weeks later the rioters in downtown DC torched the town, It looked like Atlanta burning in the Civil War from my window in the Pentagon. What a horrific year.

[JSteff]

I wonder if they can get SS disability for this uh,,, "problem"?

[Graymatter]

What I really need is a pill to help me sell short on time.

[Larry Lucido]

My wife has no problems with orgasms. She calls me several times a night from her hotel room to let me hear.

(rim shot)

[jwh_Denver]

No more screamers ?!?!?!?

And no more police banging on your door.

[FlingWingFlyer]

Since more than half of all NASCAR fans are women, I wonder who'll be driving the number 69 car carrying this pill's logo.

[Squantos]

No Net all air .......;o)

[Mr Ramsbotham]

My girl friend had a multiple orgasm once, she liked it so much she gave me a standing ovulation.

I knew a girl who looked upon sex as a religious thing ... she was always expecting a second coming.

[Khurkris]

I also once had a gf with a similar 'problem.'
She has a certain place on the right side of her shoulder neck muscles that would send her straight into moans, groans and heavy breathing. Even a simple massage was enough to ring her bells.
I thought she was kidding about this until I noticed the resultant..uh, delicately put- wet spot on the back of her slacks.
Being a guy, I thought this was funny as all get out. She did not find it funny. Satifying, but not funny.
Oh well...

[Caipirabob]

I just don't get why this is a problem.

[Lonesome in Massachussets]

Thank goodness my girlfriend can finally get some relief!

You Stud! (I think that's what you wanted to hear, no? :)

[Lonesome in Massachussets]

I had a girlfriend who could have orgasms when I only kissed her on a certain spot on her neck.

Did this have anything to do with your 18 inch tongue?

[hopespringseternal]

I just don't get why this is a problem.

I don't believe these women can keep going -- they are like a man in that when they get there they are done. Continued intercourse can be painful for them.

[MarkL]

WILL YOU WIMMIN PLEASE MAKE UP YOUR DAMN MINDS?!?!?!?!

First, you can't have orgasm... Now you have them too quickly!

By the way, I always found it interesting that you heard the phrase "men suffer from premature ejaculation..." Funny, I never thought it bothered the men at all: It was the women who suffered from premature ejaculation!

Mark

[spectre]

I can't WAIT for them to start advertising potential adversary side effects. It should sell those pills by the millions, like Cialus.

sw

[Caipirabob]

I don't believe these women can keep going -- they are like a man in that when they get there they are done. Continued intercourse can be painful for them.

My comment was in jest, but in my experience, different women, different capacity for pleasure.

If this can aid them in completing the experience when they couldn't before, I'm all for it.

Hopefully it won't lead to the same abuse that the standard viagra has.

I have read about women who subject to pain during the experience. Talk about negative reinforcement. This would be a blessing to many if it helps.

[patton]

LOL