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Why dim-witted trolls should not go out in storms
Doku pest, RIP ^

Posted on 09/15/2005 8:57:45 AM PDT by snick41

I remember when America was still Christian... In school we said morning prayers to God, the God of the Bible, the Ten commandments hung proudly over the classroom wall, there was no crime, poverty, AIDS or open minded liberals and not a trace of liberalism for that matter. Today Those above mentioned are no longer tolerated in favor of tolerating the intolerable. America is a pluralistic nation now. Today we have satanists sacrificing tender virgins on their altars, babies being abducted from their mothers for manufacturing doku drums and every friday at 6:15 in the morning, Italian immagrints perform their blasphamous pinapapetapoch dancing, kindling the vengeful red hot anger of God over our nation. I believe Hurricane Katrina was an act of God punishing us for tolerating such evil! Most evil of all is the threat that Islam posses. No Im not just talking about flying planes into buildings and killing unbelievers, Im not just talking about their intolerance of Christians Jews and Buddhists, Im not even talking about their blowing themselves up either! Im talking about klamaramakhaka. What is klamaramakhaka you say? It is an evil ritual that is performed by Muslims during the month of Ramadan. It is where the word kaka orginiates. The klamaramakhaka is performed in the middle of this holiday to commemorate Mohammed's cousin's room mate's entrance to paradise. They start by taking a red flag and throwing it into outerspace and then running around beating their fists on their nipples chanting, "AAAAAAAAAAAA OH ALLAH! I WERE A ZAMBAZAM GOING TO THE MARKET! PLEASE ALLAH! KILL THOSE WHITE DEVILS PLEASE!" How racist! How ironic too since Zamazam is another word for baal, the God of the Ku Klux Klan and alot of other heathen racist cults. Then they raise three fingers in the air in blasphemy against the trinity and declare the Jesus never even existed. They yell "WE BARE WITNESS THAT JESUS NEVER EXISTED PERIOD! ALLAH AKHBAR!" They then smear feecal matter on their camels and go to a ghetto to kill Jews. This is why God punished America and brought about Katrina, because of klamaramakhaka. We need to witness to Muslims and COnvert them. If they at least become atheists instead, God won't be so mad.


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1 posted on 09/15/2005 8:57:48 AM PDT by snick41
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To: snick41

Welcome to FR.


2 posted on 09/15/2005 8:58:57 AM PDT by Borges
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To: Borges

thanks!


3 posted on 09/15/2005 8:59:28 AM PDT by snick41
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To: snick41

This ought to be fun!


4 posted on 09/15/2005 8:59:33 AM PDT by andyandval
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To: snick41

No crime or poverty?

I think you're trolling, but, I could be wrong...


5 posted on 09/15/2005 8:59:38 AM PDT by Sometimes A River ("The leaves have broken on Lake Ponktran" - WKAT 1360 AM Miami Newsreader)
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To: Acts 2:38

im not trolling im totally honest! I did research!


6 posted on 09/15/2005 9:00:09 AM PDT by snick41
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To: snick41
I remember when America was still Christian... In school we said morning prayers to God, the God of the Bible, the Ten commandments hung proudly over the classroom wall, there was no crime, poverty, AIDS or open minded liberals and not a trace of liberalism for that matter."
God lord.. how old is the author. Is he talking about the 1600's? Some of the founders were liberals so it can't be after 1776.
7 posted on 09/15/2005 9:01:17 AM PDT by gondramB ("Leadership is getting someone to do what they don't want to do to achieve what they want to achieve)
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To: snick41; JimWforBush; Owl_Eagle

Where did you get your research from, if I may ask?


8 posted on 09/15/2005 9:02:48 AM PDT by Jersey Republican Biker Chick (People too weak to follow their own dreams, will always find a way to discourage yours.)
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To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick

THe encyclypedia Britanica of course! I gotta go now. Bye!


9 posted on 09/15/2005 9:03:42 AM PDT by snick41
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To: snick41

Meanwhile I have a liberal friend who thinks are Nation is becoming fundamentalist.

GO FIGURE.


10 posted on 09/15/2005 9:04:43 AM PDT by alisasny (Liberal UTOPIA rains down in New Orleans Way to go)
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To: snick41

dude...ease up on the caffine... you're scaring my hamster.


11 posted on 09/15/2005 9:04:49 AM PDT by Mobilemitter (We must learn to fin >-)> for ourselves..........)
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To: snick41

Come back soon!


12 posted on 09/15/2005 9:05:02 AM PDT by andyandval
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To: andyandval

This should get reaaly good! lol Want some popcorn?


13 posted on 09/15/2005 9:05:13 AM PDT by kalee
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To: snick41
"THe encyclypedia Britanica of course! I gotta go now. Bye!"

Does the encyclopedia mention ZOT?

14 posted on 09/15/2005 9:05:24 AM PDT by Jersey Republican Biker Chick (People too weak to follow their own dreams, will always find a way to discourage yours.)
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To: snick41
babies being abducted from their mothers for manufacturing doku drums and every friday at 6:15 in the morning

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15 posted on 09/15/2005 9:06:48 AM PDT by andyandval
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To: snick41
friday at 6:15 in the morning, Italian immagrints perform their blasphamous pinapapetapoch dancing

Goodbye, you stupid nutjob.

16 posted on 09/15/2005 9:12:35 AM PDT by wideawake (God bless our brave troops and their Commander in Chief)
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To: snick41
This is what happens when you don't listen to mommy. You write crap like your post and fall on your arse.


17 posted on 09/15/2005 9:13:19 AM PDT by Fierce Allegiance
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"Italian immagrints perform their blasphamous pinapapetapoch dancing, kindling the vengeful red hot anger of God over our nation."

What part of Italy do these people come from? I have never heard of this.


18 posted on 09/15/2005 9:13:38 AM PDT by duckman (I refuse to use a tag line...I mean it.)
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To: snick41; meowmeow; 4mycountry; Poohbah; Grampa Dave; an amused spectator; ctlpdad; glock rocks; ...

Wow. Four comments on the same thread by the idiot troll who posted it before the nice men in the white lab coats dragged it kicking and screaming out the door. This could be a record.


19 posted on 09/15/2005 9:13:47 AM PDT by VRWCmember
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To: snick41
im not trolling im totally honest! I did research!

*snicker*
20 posted on 09/15/2005 9:13:56 AM PDT by DarkSavant (I touch myself at thoughts of flames)
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To: snick41

Well allrighty then.


21 posted on 09/15/2005 9:14:55 AM PDT by cripplecreek (Never a minigun handy when you need one.)
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To: AzSteven
Having read this post, I can now officially declare this day a rousing success, and my TOTAL ENLIGHTENMENT is now complete.

This post belongs in a FAQ somewhere...

22 posted on 09/15/2005 9:15:12 AM PDT by AzSteven
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To: snick41

Have you picked up any mice lately?


23 posted on 09/15/2005 9:15:16 AM PDT by tumblindice
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To: VRWCmember
It was ZOTTED quickly.

I think the I did research, but couldn't spell encyclopedia gave it away. Not that the original post was not a big clue.

24 posted on 09/15/2005 9:16:10 AM PDT by Jersey Republican Biker Chick (People too weak to follow their own dreams, will always find a way to discourage yours.)
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To: wideawake

Let me be the first to congratulate you.....:)on your very own thread.....:)


25 posted on 09/15/2005 9:16:28 AM PDT by yellowdoghunter (Liberals should be seen and not heard.)
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To: snick41

Snickering at Christians again, you bigot?


26 posted on 09/15/2005 9:16:44 AM PDT by weegee (The lesson from New Orleans? Smart Growth kills. You can't evacuate dense populations easily.)
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To: snick41

Now how can we argue with that? I think we are all indebted to Snick41 here for clearly stating what had to be said, and I'm glad the children were here today to hear that speech.

Not only was it authentic frontier gibberish, but it expressed a courage little seen in this day and age.


27 posted on 09/15/2005 9:18:59 AM PDT by dfwgator
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To: Conspiracy Guy; dubyaismypresident
Today we have satanists sacrificing tender virgins on their altars, babies being abducted from their mothers for manufacturing doku drums and every friday at 6:15 in the morning, Italian immagrints perform their blasphamous pinapapetapoch dancing,

For some reason, when I read this, I thought of an old Garrett Morris SNL Weekend Update Commentary about the Rolling Stones song "Some Girls". After reading the lyrics about black girls from the song, Mr. Morris looks up with a defiant look and says "Well I just have one thing to say to you, Mr. Mick Jagger -- Where are all these black girls? Can you give me names? Phone numbers?..."

28 posted on 09/15/2005 9:19:08 AM PDT by VRWCmember
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To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick
I think the I did research, but couldn't spell encyclopedia gave it away.

Oh yeah, that was the clencher for me. I had my doubts until then. LOL.

29 posted on 09/15/2005 9:20:53 AM PDT by VRWCmember
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This is the blockbuster sequel to Doku.
30 posted on 09/15/2005 9:21:02 AM PDT by Admin Moderator
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To: snick41
HA! HA! HA!...

Google Web Search
Your search - klamaramakhaka - did not match any documents.
Suggestions:
- Make sure you do not post this on Free Republic. You will get "Zotted".
- Try Democratic Underground. They will believe you.
- Try to get out more.
31 posted on 09/15/2005 9:21:40 AM PDT by Dallas59 (“You love life, while we love death.” - Al-Qaeda / Democratic Party)
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To: snick41
THe encyclypedia Britanica of course! I gotta go now. Bye!

I agree. Better get back on those meds.

32 posted on 09/15/2005 9:22:44 AM PDT by ladtx ( "Remember your regiment and follow your officers." Captain Charles May, 2d Dragoons, 9 May 1846)
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To: snick41

Do what?


33 posted on 09/15/2005 9:23:40 AM PDT by Conspiracy Guy (Ponce de Leon is coming here to look for the fountain of dumb. DC is his first stop.)
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At least when it posted back to me it ended with "I gotta go now. Bye!" The Troll knew the ZOT was coming!
34 posted on 09/15/2005 9:24:58 AM PDT by Jersey Republican Biker Chick (People too weak to follow their own dreams, will always find a way to discourage yours.)
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To: VRWCmember
[B]lasphamous pinapapetapoch dancing is Italian? Who knew? ;)
35 posted on 09/15/2005 9:26:55 AM PDT by Fawnn (Canteen wOOhOO Consultant and CookingWithPam.com person - Faith makes things possible, not easy.)
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To: snick41

A very creative troll, but a troll just the same.


36 posted on 09/15/2005 9:28:01 AM PDT by flada (Y2K? What are you selling, chicken or sex jelly?)
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To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick
At least when it posted back to me it ended with "I gotta go now. Bye!" The Troll knew the ZOT was coming!

He could hear the keys jingling on the belt of the psych ward orderlies who were coming to get him.

37 posted on 09/15/2005 9:29:40 AM PDT by VRWCmember
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To: VRWCmember
This just in from my crack research team:

There's no such word as klamaramakhaka.

38 posted on 09/15/2005 9:33:17 AM PDT by Jersey Republican Biker Chick (People too weak to follow their own dreams, will always find a way to discourage yours.)
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39 posted on 09/15/2005 9:41:47 AM PDT by WakeUpAndVote (Member of the Vast Right Wing Conspiracy since 1992!)
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To: snick41

THe clear ravings of a mad critter ,How did you escape?


40 posted on 09/15/2005 9:42:42 AM PDT by pelosi_is_a_dope
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To: snick41; All; StarCMC; Lady Jag; bentfeather

41 posted on 09/15/2005 9:43:59 AM PDT by WakeUpAndVote (Member of the Vast Right Wing Conspiracy since 1992!)
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To: WakeUpAndVote

Yupper, Zotted!!


42 posted on 09/15/2005 9:51:31 AM PDT by Soaring Feather (Going to the End of the Line...)
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To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick

"There's no such word as klamaramakhaka."

Also no such word as pinapapetapoch.


43 posted on 09/15/2005 9:53:43 AM PDT by EggsAckley ("The pump don't work 'cause the vandals took the handle")
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To: EggsAckley

Trolls are so stupid!


44 posted on 09/15/2005 9:56:10 AM PDT by Jersey Republican Biker Chick (People too weak to follow their own dreams, will always find a way to discourage yours.)
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To: snick41

Oooh, sorry! That's not the right answer! But you've been a great contestant, and just for playing, you'll receive the home version of Free Republic!


45 posted on 09/15/2005 9:59:11 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Next!)
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46 posted on 09/15/2005 10:00:43 AM PDT by anonymous_user (You gotta be passionate about something. I guess.)
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To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick

Damn, I missed the zot.


47 posted on 09/15/2005 10:06:54 AM PDT by JimWforBush (Alcohol - For the best times you'll never remember)
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To: yellowdoghunter

?


48 posted on 09/15/2005 10:20:57 AM PDT by wideawake (God bless our brave troops and their Commander in Chief)
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To: snick41; WakeUpAndVote
Today we have satanists sacrificing tender virgins on their altars

Satan?? Is that you?

Somebody was doing some BIG Bong hits during the hurricane I see.

49 posted on 09/15/2005 10:48:44 AM PDT by StarCMC (Old Sarge is my hero...doing it right in Iraq! Vaya con Dios, Sarge.)
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Katrina is America's fault?

In before the ZOT!


50 posted on 09/15/2005 10:50:04 AM PDT by highball ("I find that the harder I work, the more luck I seem to have." -- Thomas Jefferson)
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