Posted on 09/15/2005 8:57:45 AM PDT by snick41
I remember when America was still Christian... In school we said morning prayers to God, the God of the Bible, the Ten commandments hung proudly over the classroom wall, there was no crime, poverty, AIDS or open minded liberals and not a trace of liberalism for that matter. Today Those above mentioned are no longer tolerated in favor of tolerating the intolerable. America is a pluralistic nation now. Today we have satanists sacrificing tender virgins on their altars, babies being abducted from their mothers for manufacturing doku drums and every friday at 6:15 in the morning, Italian immagrints perform their blasphamous pinapapetapoch dancing, kindling the vengeful red hot anger of God over our nation. I believe Hurricane Katrina was an act of God punishing us for tolerating such evil! Most evil of all is the threat that Islam posses. No Im not just talking about flying planes into buildings and killing unbelievers, Im not just talking about their intolerance of Christians Jews and Buddhists, Im not even talking about their blowing themselves up either! Im talking about klamaramakhaka. What is klamaramakhaka you say? It is an evil ritual that is performed by Muslims during the month of Ramadan. It is where the word kaka orginiates. The klamaramakhaka is performed in the middle of this holiday to commemorate Mohammed's cousin's room mate's entrance to paradise. They start by taking a red flag and throwing it into outerspace and then running around beating their fists on their nipples chanting, "AAAAAAAAAAAA OH ALLAH! I WERE A ZAMBAZAM GOING TO THE MARKET! PLEASE ALLAH! KILL THOSE WHITE DEVILS PLEASE!" How racist! How ironic too since Zamazam is another word for baal, the God of the Ku Klux Klan and alot of other heathen racist cults. Then they raise three fingers in the air in blasphemy against the trinity and declare the Jesus never even existed. They yell "WE BARE WITNESS THAT JESUS NEVER EXISTED PERIOD! ALLAH AKHBAR!" They then smear feecal matter on their camels and go to a ghetto to kill Jews. This is why God punished America and brought about Katrina, because of klamaramakhaka. We need to witness to Muslims and COnvert them. If they at least become atheists instead, God won't be so mad.
Welcome to FR.
thanks!
This ought to be fun!
No crime or poverty?
I think you're trolling, but, I could be wrong...
im not trolling im totally honest! I did research!
I remember when America was still Christian... In school we said morning prayers to God, the God of the Bible, the Ten commandments hung proudly over the classroom wall, there was no crime, poverty, AIDS or open minded liberals and not a trace of liberalism for that matter."God lord.. how old is the author. Is he talking about the 1600's? Some of the founders were liberals so it can't be after 1776.
Where did you get your research from, if I may ask?
THe encyclypedia Britanica of course! I gotta go now. Bye!
Meanwhile I have a liberal friend who thinks are Nation is becoming fundamentalist.
GO FIGURE.
dude...ease up on the caffine... you're scaring my hamster.
Come back soon!
This should get reaaly good! lol Want some popcorn?
Does the encyclopedia mention ZOT?
Goodbye, you stupid nutjob.
"Italian immagrints perform their blasphamous pinapapetapoch dancing, kindling the vengeful red hot anger of God over our nation."
What part of Italy do these people come from? I have never heard of this.
Wow. Four comments on the same thread by the idiot troll who posted it before the nice men in the white lab coats dragged it kicking and screaming out the door. This could be a record.
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