Heather Mills McCartney (Paul's wife) loses leg after row with J-Lo's guards

http://breakingnews.iol.ie/entertainment/story.asp?j=155937750&p=y55938456 ^ | 9/15/05

[snarks_when_bored]

Lady Heather...meet Jen from the 'hood.

[Arthur Wildfire! March]

"J-Lo is a pig- McCartney should have known better than to try to approach this way- if J-Lo has ANY decency (ha ha) she will fire her guards"

Wrong. Wear MORE furs, give the guards a raise, publicly announce it [wearing a big fur], and pose on a set with guns. She'd be a major hit. Yeah, but I know, it's probably not her style.

[commonguymd]

All I can do is:


LMAO

[republican4ever]

"I'm sorry but this is way to funny."...

... and I thought I was the only mean one around!!!!

[teenyelliott]

it never looks good when you take a handicapped woman's leg off

THAT is funny.

[KJC1]

I think fur sucks too, so I agree with the general message Heather Mills was trying to deliver.

[melt]

I guess this is what you get when you put your foot in your mouth.

[Ursus arctos horribilis]

Baaawaaa, don'tcha just love those crazy lib fools. S\ AKA NOT.

[cowtowney]

I hope J-Lo sues her and it costs her an arm and a leg to settle....er maybe just an arm.

[cowtowney]

Serves her right for putting her foot in her mouth...

[Arrowhead1952]

Guess she was a "one legged woman" in an @$$ kicking contest.

[NRA2BFree]

I wonder if Ms. McCartney's leg is made out of wood? I'd hate to think that they chopped down a tree to make it. The Sierra Club would be very unhappy. It could have been home to a spotted owl family. LOL

[meowmeow]

I'll bet that leg would make a good harp seal club.

ROFLMAO! Best laugh I've had all week! Bad dog!

[rottndog]

I wonder if Ms. McCartney's leg is made out of wood?

No, it's probably made out of stainless steel or titanium and petroleum based polycarbonates. So to get the raw materials they had to mine and drill it out of the ground.

I wonder what the environazis have to say about that.

[linkinpunk]

So J-Lo's budyguards gave her the boot?

[linkinpunk]

What does Paul say when he wants to have sex?

"Lay down honey and spread you leg." ???

[Oztrich Boy]

No, it's probably made out of stainless steel or titanium and petroleum based polycarbonates. So to get the raw materials they had to RAPE THE EARTH!

[rottndog]

Please forgive my understatement.

[DJ MacWoW]

but what is so "humiliating" about re-attaching a prosthetic leg?

Beats me. She took it off on LKL and handed it to him. This is just free publicity for Mills McCartney as she tries to impose her view on someone else.

[Solamente]

Winner!LOL!!!