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Deer crashes poetry meeting--"It's not what you expect at a church"
Charlotte Observer ^
| 9-17-05
| STEVE LYTTLE
Posted on 09/17/2005 3:36:30 PM PDT by SJackson
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posted on
09/17/2005 3:36:31 PM PDT
by
SJackson
To: bentfeather
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posted on
09/17/2005 3:41:47 PM PDT
by
snippy_about_it
(Fall in --> The FReeper Foxhole. America's History. America's Soul.)
To: snippy_about_it
Obviously the poetry was crapola and the deer had heard enough .
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posted on
09/17/2005 3:44:08 PM PDT
by
sushiman
To: SJackson
"I dont think I shall ever see any thing a lovely as a...'what the buck!!' "
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posted on
09/17/2005 3:46:35 PM PDT
by
mylife
(The roar of the masses could be farts)
To: SJackson
There once was a Doe from Nantucket.....
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posted on
09/17/2005 3:49:36 PM PDT
by
msnimje
(Cogito Ergo Sum Republican)
To: SJackson
This has all the makings of another Geico commercial
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posted on
09/17/2005 3:51:55 PM PDT
by
stm
To: SJackson
Unitarian "churches" are where leftists go when they want to pretend to their friends that they go to church. Basically just another offshoot of the DNC.
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posted on
09/17/2005 3:54:23 PM PDT
by
Hank Rearden
(Never allow anyone who could only get a government job attempt to tell you how to run your life.)
To: SJackson
The deer had jumped through a plate glass window, interrupting a poetry discussion by the five women and two men.If I show up at a church poetry reading with a group of women you can have my testicles.
To: msnimje
Is this a right to carry state?
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posted on
09/17/2005 3:54:53 PM PDT
by
ncountylee
(Dead terrorists smell like victory)
To: SJackson
Well, the announcement did say, "Come stag."
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posted on
09/17/2005 3:56:38 PM PDT
by
Socratic
(Liberal's motto: Capio ergo sum.)
To: Alia; TaxRelief
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posted on
09/17/2005 4:02:55 PM PDT
by
Tax-chick
(Start the revolution - I'll bring the tea and muffins!)
To: ncountylee
Yes, but Unitarians would never consider such a thing.
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posted on
09/17/2005 4:03:28 PM PDT
by
Tax-chick
(Start the revolution - I'll bring the tea and muffins!)
To: Hank Rearden
Unitarian "churches" are where leftists go when they want to pretend to their friends that they go to church. Basically just another offshoot of the DNC. I missed that. Evangelicals would have eaten him, with good reason.
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posted on
09/17/2005 4:04:12 PM PDT
by
SJackson
(“I worry that I've seen this movie before”, Rep. Mark Kirk on aid to palestinians.)
To: Hank Rearden
Yeah, maybe the deer thought it was the night for the PETA meeting.
To: sushiman
LOL! As soon as I read that the poetry reading was at the UU's, I understood the deer's sentiments exactly.
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posted on
09/17/2005 4:14:14 PM PDT
by
livius
To: SJackson
Alice Wallace shut her eyes when she heard the loud crash that she assumed was an explosionGives a whole new meaning to "Bambi", doesn't it?
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posted on
09/17/2005 4:19:08 PM PDT
by
melt
( A slimy Michael Moore "film" sticks to you like New Orleans grime.)
To: SJackson; snippy_about_it
The buck crashed the poetry class
into the meeting at full speed
The topic was not venison grilled
an audience was definitely not thrilled
at a dashing, prancing, buck
on the loose, horning in on a read
is not too, chic
A grand entrance indeed was made
crashing the gate so as not to pay
a window entrance is the path he took
then stood on the table and looked
like a deer in the headlights for all the world
he looked like a crook,
as astounded poets shook
in shock -- at church going buck
landing like a rock!
bentfeather
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posted on
09/17/2005 4:59:30 PM PDT
by
Soaring Feather
(Going to the End of the Line...)
To: HopeandGlory; WayzataJOHNN; Texas Songwriter
Ping to hilarious article...Stags in poetry class
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posted on
09/17/2005 5:01:18 PM PDT
by
Soaring Feather
(Going to the End of the Line...)
To: SJackson
The church ladies were surprised to see a deer? Wonder what the deer thought to find his living room invaded with a building full of church ladies.
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posted on
09/17/2005 5:06:00 PM PDT
by
mtbopfuyn
(Legality does not dictate morality... Lavin)
To: bentfeather
Wonderful...as always poet bentfeather.
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posted on
09/17/2005 5:34:28 PM PDT
by
snippy_about_it
(Fall in --> The FReeper Foxhole. America's History. America's Soul.)
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