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ZOT! To those who chastise decent, could you spare a Troll your dictionary?
9/21/05 | tommyowens1980

Posted on 09/21/2005 12:07:52 AM PDT by tommyowens1980

Those who give up liberty for security lose both liberty and security. ----Benjaman Franklin----


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1 posted on 09/21/2005 12:07:54 AM PDT by tommyowens1980
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To: tommyowens1980

Zotapalooza starts here.


2 posted on 09/21/2005 12:08:44 AM PDT by John W
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To: tommyowens1980

Decent?

IBTZ

lol


3 posted on 09/21/2005 12:08:59 AM PDT by RWR8189 ( Extremism in defense of liberty is no vice. Moderation in the pursuit of justice is no virtue.)
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To: tommyowens1980

but how can you have liberty without security... there is no liberty in anarchy.


4 posted on 09/21/2005 12:09:16 AM PDT by Americanwolf (U.S. Navy Veteran.....93-97 Clinton I want my trip to Australia! I had to go to China you pervert!)
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To: tommyowens1980; Darksheare; King Prout

in before the zottage!


5 posted on 09/21/2005 12:09:52 AM PDT by Americanwolf (U.S. Navy Veteran.....93-97 Clinton I want my trip to Australia! I had to go to China you pervert!)
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To: tommyowens1980

6 posted on 09/21/2005 12:10:18 AM PDT by md2576 (Zot your it...)
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To: Americanwolf

dang you guys are quick!


7 posted on 09/21/2005 12:10:38 AM PDT by md2576 (Zot your it...)
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To: md2576

practice..... :)


8 posted on 09/21/2005 12:11:09 AM PDT by Americanwolf (U.S. Navy Veteran.....93-97 Clinton I want my trip to Australia! I had to go to China you pervert!)
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To: tommyowens1980

cool. I never get in before the zot!


9 posted on 09/21/2005 12:11:14 AM PDT by smonk
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To: John W

Too FReakin FRunny


10 posted on 09/21/2005 12:11:31 AM PDT by md2576 (Zot your it...)
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To: smonk
Its a good feeling... it warms the cockles :)
11 posted on 09/21/2005 12:11:52 AM PDT by Americanwolf (U.S. Navy Veteran.....93-97 Clinton I want my trip to Australia! I had to go to China you pervert!)
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To: smonk

Me either!


12 posted on 09/21/2005 12:11:56 AM PDT by Howlin
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To: Americanwolf

Alive alive oh!


13 posted on 09/21/2005 12:12:13 AM PDT by Howlin
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To: tommyowens1980

IBTZ


14 posted on 09/21/2005 12:12:14 AM PDT by Deetes (God Bless the Troops and their Families)
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To: Americanwolf

He that waits upon fortune, is never sure of a dinner.
--Benjamin Franklin

He that lives upon hope will die fasting.
--Benjamin Franklin

Laws too gentle are seldom obeyed; too severe, seldom executed.
--Benjamin Franklin

There is a difference between imitating a good man and counterfeiting him.
--Benjamin Franklin

Happiness consists more in small conveniences or pleasures that occur every day, than in great pieces of good fortune that happen but seldom to a man in the course of his life.
--Benjamin Franklin

If a man empties his purse into his head, no man can take it away from him. An investment in knowledge always pays the best interest.
--Benjamin Franklin

Money never made a man happy yet, nor will it. There is nothing in its nature to produce happiness. The more a man has, the more he wants. Instead of filling a vacuum, it makes one.
--Benjamin Franklin

To succeed, jump as quickly at opportunities as you do at conclusions.
--Benjamin Franklin (1706-1790) US statesman, diplomat, inventor, and printer

If you would be loved, love and be lovable
--Benjamin Franklin

Democracy is two wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch. Liberty is a well-armed lamb contesting the vote!
--Benjamin Franklin

Fear not death, for the sooner we die the longer we shall be immortal.
--Benjamin Franklin

A man is not completely born until he is dead.
--Benjamin Franklin

A penny saved is a penny earned
--Benjamin Franklin Poor Richard's Almanac

I will speak ill of no man, and speak all the good I know of everybody.
--Benjamin Franklin (1706-1790)

Joy is not in things! It is in us!
--Benjamin Franklin

Anger warms the Invention, but overheats the oven.
--Benjamin Franklin

They that can give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty or safety.
--Benjamin Franklin

While we may not be able to control all that happens to us, we can control what happens inside us.
--Benjamin Franklin

Whatever is begun in anger ends in shame.
--Benjamin Franklin

God heals and the Doctor takes the fee.
--Benjamin Franklin

Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, half shut afterwards.
--Benjamin Franklin

Hide not your talents, they for use were made. What's a sundial in the shade?
--Benjamin Franklin

Be civil to all, sociable to many, familiar with few, friend to one, enemy to none
--Benjamin Franklin

Remember that time is money.
--Benjamin Franklin

Democracy is two wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch. Liberty is a well-armed lamb contesting the vote!
--Benjamin Franklin, 1759

They that can give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty or safety.
--Benjamin Franklin

I will speak ill of no man, and speak all the good I know of everybody.
--Benjamin Franklin

Nothing in life is certain except death and taxes
--Benjamin Franklin


15 posted on 09/21/2005 12:12:52 AM PDT by md2576 (Zot your it...)
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To: Americanwolf

I was wondering what that was ;)


16 posted on 09/21/2005 12:14:09 AM PDT by smonk
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To: md2576

I will BF credit he was a wise man.... I just hate it when people use his qoutes rashly like our friend here...

That is why I figure his death will be quick and crispy.


17 posted on 09/21/2005 12:14:42 AM PDT by Americanwolf (U.S. Navy Veteran.....93-97 Clinton I want my trip to Australia! I had to go to China you pervert!)
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To: smonk

well its either that or gas....but i like to stick with the warming feeling..


18 posted on 09/21/2005 12:15:25 AM PDT by Americanwolf (U.S. Navy Veteran.....93-97 Clinton I want my trip to Australia! I had to go to China you pervert!)
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To: tommyowens1980

Have you nothing else to add?


19 posted on 09/21/2005 12:16:09 AM PDT by Americanwolf (U.S. Navy Veteran.....93-97 Clinton I want my trip to Australia! I had to go to China you pervert!)
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To: tommyowens1980

20 posted on 09/21/2005 12:45:47 AM PDT by Echo Talon (http://echotalon.blogspot.com)
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To: tommyowens1980

Benjaman Franklin? He any kin to Bendaman Franklin?


21 posted on 09/21/2005 12:58:08 AM PDT by elli1
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To: elli1
"Benjaman Franklin? He any kin to Bendaman Franklin?"

Speaking of Bendaman


22 posted on 09/21/2005 1:10:13 AM PDT by md2576 (Zot your it...)
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To: md2576

Over dinner?

That's just gross.


23 posted on 09/21/2005 1:55:29 AM PDT by elli1
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To: tommyowens1980

I'm free as a bird and haven't seen any terrorist attacks in this country since 9/11.

I'd call that pretty secure.


24 posted on 09/21/2005 2:01:31 AM PDT by GiovannaNicoletta
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To: elli1

Shows you people will do anything for a dollar. You should see this big geek that stands and dances at our biggest intersection with a FREE RENT sign for a local apartment complex. Everyone knows him as the biggest dumb@ss ever. Even the news had him on one day saying he would like to find a better job. Now there's a slow news day.


25 posted on 09/21/2005 2:56:07 AM PDT by md2576 (Zot your it...)
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To: md2576

Hey, at least he's working! Sort of.

I caught myself feeling a little sorry for the kid who was dressed up in a Little Caesar's costume one hot afternoon. Sucky job. But then I remembered that almost everyone who is working at that store is a college student and college students are sposed to have sucky jobs. Keeps reminding them why they're going to school.


26 posted on 09/21/2005 4:17:50 AM PDT by elli1
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To: tommyowens1980; darkwing104; Darksheare; KoRn
Idiot Troll Alert

Aren't there any smart trolls anymore?
27 posted on 09/21/2005 4:21:00 AM PDT by NonLinear (He's dead, Jim)
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To: tommyowens1980
Remember troll, spelling is fundamental! We are decent people at FreeRepublic!
28 posted on 09/21/2005 4:31:34 AM PDT by Bushbacker1 (Kill 'em til they're dead! Then, kill 'em again!)
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To: tommyowens1980
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29 posted on 09/21/2005 4:38:51 AM PDT by scott0347 (Commander of the 0347th Lancer Brigade, Operator of the Immaculate Steamroller)
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To: tommyowens1980
All your Liberty ARE Belong to Us!!!!

ZOT!

PWND!

30 posted on 09/21/2005 5:08:42 AM PDT by KoRn
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To: tommyowens1980

Dude, I can chastise decent(ly):

"You swine. You vulgar little maggot. You worthless bag of filth. As we say in Texas, I'll bet you couldn't pour p!ss out of a boot with instructions on the heel. You are a canker. A sore that won't go away. I would rather kiss a lawyer than be seen with you. You're a putrescent mass, a walking vomit. You are a spineless little worm deserving nothing but the profoundest contempt. You are a jerk, a cad, a weasel. Your life is a monument to stupidity. You are a stench, a revulsion, a big suck on a sour lemon. You are a bleating foal, a curdled staggering mutant dwarf smeared richly with the effluvia and offal accompanying your alleged birth into this world. An insensate, blinking calf, meaningful to nobody, abandoned by the puke-drooling, giggling beasts who sired you and then killed themselves in recognition of what they had done. I will never get over the embarrassment of belonging to the same species as you. You are a monster, an ogre, a malformity. I barf at the very thought of you. You have all the appeal of a paper cut. Lepers avoid you. You are vile, worthless, less than nothing. You are a weed, a fungus, the dregs of this earth. And did I mention you smell? Try to edit your responses of unnecessary material before attempting to impress us with your insight. The evidence that you are a nincompoop will still be available to readers, but they will be able to access it more rapidly. You snail-skulled little rabbit. Would that a hawk pick you up, drive its beak into your brain, and upon finding it rancid set you loose to fly briefly before spattering the ocean rocks with the frothy pink shame of your ignoble blood. May you choke on the queasy, convulsing nausea of your own trite, foolish beliefs. You are weary, stale, flat and unprofitable. You are grimy, squalid, nasty and profane. You are foul and disgusting. You're a fool, an ignoramus. Monkeys look down on you. Even sheep won't have sex with you. You are unreservedly pathetic, starved for attention, and lost in a land that reality forgot. And what meaning do you expect your delusionally self-important statements of unknowing, inexperienced opinion to have with us? What fantasy do you hold that you would believe that your tiny-fisted tantrums would have more weight than that of a leprous desert rat, spinning rabidly in a circle, waiting for the bite of the snake? You are a waste of flesh. You have no rhythm. You are ridiculous and obnoxious. You are the moral equivalent of a leech. You are a living emptiness, a meaningless void. You are sour and senile. You are a disease, you puerile, one-handed, slack-jawed, drooling, meatslapper. On a good day you're a half-wit. You remind me of drool. You are deficient in all that lends character. You have the personality of wallpaper. You are dank and filthy. You are asinine and benighted. You are the source of all unpleasantness. You spread misery and sorrow wherever you go. You smarmy lagerlout git. You bloody woofter sod. Bugger off, pillock. You grotty wanking oik artless base-court apple-john. You clouted boggish foot-licking twit. You dankish clack-dish plonker. You gormless crook-pated tosser. You churlish boil-brained clotpole ponce. You cockered bum-bailey poofter. You craven dewberry pisshead cockup pratting naff. You gob-kissing gleeking flap-mouthed coxcomb. You dread-bolted fobbing beef-witted clapper-clawed flirt-gill. You are a fiend and a coward, and you have bad breath. You are degenerate, noxious and depraved. I feel debased just for knowing you exist. I despise everything about you, and I wish you would go away. I cannot believe how incredibly stupid you are. I mean rock-hard stupid. Dehydrated-rock-hard stupid. Stupid, so stupid it goes way beyond the stupid we know into a whole different dimension of stupid. You are trans-stupid stupid. Meta-stupid. Stupid collapsed on itself so far that even the neutrons have collapsed. Stupid gotten so dense that no intellect can escape. Singularity stupid. Blazing hot mid-day sun on Mercury stupid. You emit more stupid in one second than our entire galaxy emits in a year. Quasar stupid. Your writing has to be a troll. Nothing in our universe can really be this stupid. Perhaps this is some primordial fragment from the original big bang of stupid. Some pure essence of a stupid so uncontaminated by anything else as to be beyond the laws of physics that we know. I'm sorry. I can't go on. This is an epiphany of stupid for me. After this, you may not hear from me again for a while. I don't have enough strength left to deride your ignorant questions and half baked comments about unimportant trivia, or any of the rest of this drivel. Duh. The only thing worse than your logic is your manners. I have snipped away most of what you wrote, because, well... it didn't really say anything. Your attempt at constructing a creative post was pitiful. I mean, really, stringing together a bunch of insults among a load of babbling was hardly effective... Maybe later in life, after you have learned to read, write, spell, and count, you will have more success. True, these are rudimentary skills that many of us ""normal"" people take for granted that everyone has an easy time of mastering. But we sometimes forget that there are ""challenged"" persons in this world who find these things more difficult. If I had known, that this was your case then I would have never read your post. It just wouldn't have been ""right"". Sort of like parking in a handicap space. I wish you the best of luck in the emotional, and social struggles that seem to be placing such a demand on you. P.S.: You are hypocritical, greedy, violent, malevolent, vengeful, cowardly, deadly, mendacious, meretricious, loathsome, despicable, belligerent, opportunistic, barratrous, contemptible, criminal, fascistic, bigoted, racist, sexist, avaricious, tasteless, idiotic, brain-damaged, imbecilic, insane, arrogant, deceitful, demented, lame, self-righteous, byzantine, conspiratorial, satanic, fraudulent, libelous, bilious, splenetic, spastic, ignorant, clueless, illegitimate, harmful, destructive, dumb, evasive, double-talking, devious, revisionist, narrow, manipulative, paternalistic, fundamentalist, dogmatic, idolatrous, unethical, cultic, diseased, suppressive, controlling, restrictive, malignant, deceptive, dim, crazy, weird, dystopic, stifling, uncaring, plantigrade, grim, unsympathetic, jargon-spouting, censorious, secretive, aggressive, mind-numbing, arassive, poisonous, flagrant, self-destructive, abusive, socially-retarded, puerile, and generally Not Good.


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31 posted on 09/21/2005 5:32:01 AM PDT by Fierce Allegiance (Anyone want to be on my Civil Engineers ping list? Infrequent pings only to relevant stuff.)
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To: Echo Talon

LOL!


32 posted on 09/21/2005 5:32:56 AM PDT by Fierce Allegiance (Anyone want to be on my Civil Engineers ping list? Infrequent pings only to relevant stuff.)
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To: tommyowens1980
Early to bed and early to rise--
Whenever they try it, the troll always dies.

. . . . . --Benjamin Franklin

33 posted on 09/21/2005 5:34:31 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Notice, BTW, it's "Benjamin.")
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To: tommyowens1980

34 posted on 09/21/2005 5:39:54 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Before he invented the zotting rod.)
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To: tommyowens1980
Those who give up liberty for security lose both liberty and security. ----Benjaman Franklin----

Actually, this is true, but it is not the proper quote.

35 posted on 09/21/2005 5:41:12 AM PDT by Lazamataz (Islam is merely Nazism without the snappy fashion sense.)
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To: tommyowens1980

"Friend, this is why you need my new Zotting Rod!"

36 posted on 09/21/2005 5:41:39 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Only $19.95! Call now!)
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To: Fierce Allegiance; Americanwolfsbrother
Fierce Allegiance..... That has to be one of the longest if not that most encompassing anti-troll screed that I have ever seen... Bravo! I especially like the line... "Your life is a monument to stupidity."
37 posted on 09/21/2005 8:44:55 AM PDT by Americanwolf (U.S. Navy Veteran.....93-97 Clinton I want my trip to Australia! I had to go to China you pervert!)
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To: tommyowens1980

I love Ben Franklins!


38 posted on 09/21/2005 8:46:15 AM PDT by headsonpikes (The Liberal Party of Canada are not b*stards - b*stards have mothers!)
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To: Americanwolf

I must admit I lifted if from someone else, but will only make that admission under duress.


39 posted on 09/21/2005 8:52:52 AM PDT by Fierce Allegiance (Anyone want to be on my Civil Engineers ping list? Infrequent pings only to relevant stuff.)
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To: Fierce Allegiance

At least you are honest about it...

Unlike a certain president that spent time with an intern and lied about it.


40 posted on 09/21/2005 8:58:37 AM PDT by Americanwolf (U.S. Navy Veteran.....93-97 Clinton I want my trip to Australia! I had to go to China you pervert!)
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To: tommyowens1980; timpad; TBarnett34; MeekOneGOP; Old Sarge; PetroniDE; Lady Jag; mhking; ...
Whoever trolls shall be zotted...

Please let me know if you want ON or OFF my Viking Kitty/ZOT ping list!. . .don't be shy.

41 posted on 09/21/2005 10:10:35 AM PDT by darkwing104 (Let's get dangerous)
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To: darkwing104

42 posted on 09/21/2005 10:14:44 AM PDT by mewzilla (Property must be secured or liberty cannot exist. John Adams)
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To: Fierce Allegiance

I LOVE that.


43 posted on 09/21/2005 10:19:25 AM PDT by StarCMC (Old Sarge is my hero...doing it right in Iraq! Vaya con Dios, Sarge.)
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To: tommyowens1980
I'm talk'n bout Vindication!

44 posted on 09/21/2005 10:20:11 AM PDT by DocRock (Osama said, "We love death, the U.S. loves life, that is the main difference between us.")
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To: StarCMC

My favorite part is the ending, "...and generally Not Good.
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45 posted on 09/21/2005 10:20:53 AM PDT by Fierce Allegiance (Anyone want to be on my Civil Engineers ping list? Infrequent pings only to relevant stuff.)
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To: tommyowens1980
Where
46 posted on 09/21/2005 10:21:13 AM PDT by Knitting A Conundrum (Act Justly, Love Mercy, and Walk Humbly With God Micah 6:8)
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To: tommyowens1980

You are stuck on ZOT!!!!


47 posted on 09/21/2005 10:22:08 AM PDT by stbdside
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To: Fierce Allegiance

LOL - sort of redundant.

He he he!!!


48 posted on 09/21/2005 10:22:16 AM PDT by StarCMC (Old Sarge is my hero...doing it right in Iraq! Vaya con Dios, Sarge.)
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To: tommyowens1980

Yer TOAST!


49 posted on 09/21/2005 10:22:49 AM PDT by najida (Once upon a a very long time ago, in a land far, far away.....It was still all Bush's fault.)
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To: StarCMC

Yeah, redundant & repetitive like waering a belt & suspenders.


50 posted on 09/21/2005 10:24:55 AM PDT by Fierce Allegiance (Anyone want to be on my Civil Engineers ping list? Infrequent pings only to relevant stuff.)
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