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YES, I'M A BAD AMERICAN by: George Carlin

I Am Your Worst Nightmare. I am a BAD American. I am George Carlin.

I believe the money I make belongs to me and my family, not some mid level governmental functionary be it Democratic or Republican!

I'm in touch with my feelings and I like it that way, damn it!

I think owning a gun doesn't make you a killer, it makes you a smart American.

I think being a minority does not make you noble or victimized, and does not entitle you to anything.

I believe that if you are selling me a Big Mac, try to do it in English.

I think fireworks should be legal on the 4th of July.

I think that being a student doesn't give you any more enlightenment than working at Blockbuster. In fact, if your parents are footing the bill to put your pansy ass through 4 years plus of college, you haven't begun to be enlightened.

I believe everyone has a right to pray to his or her God when and where they want to.

My heroes are John Wayne, Babe Ruth, Roy Rogers, and whoever canceled Jerry Springer.

I don't hate the rich. I don't pity the poor.

I know wrestling is fake and I don't waste my time arguing about it.

I think global warming is a big lie. Where are all those experts now, when I'm freezing my ass off during these long winters and paying, paying, paying?

I've never owned a slave, or was a slave, I didn't wander forty years In the desert after getting chased out of Egypt. I haven't burned any witches or been persecuted by the Turks and neither have you! So, shut-the-Hell-up already.

I want to know which church is it exactly where the Reverend Jesse Jackson practices, where he gets his money, and why he is always part of the problem and not the solution. Can I get an AMEN on that one?

I think the cops have every right to shoot your sorry ass if you're running from them.

I also think they have the right to pull your ass over if you're breaking the law, regardless of what color you are

And, no, I don't mind having my face shown on my drivers license. I think it's good.....and I'm proud that "God" is written on my money. I think if you are too stupid to know how a ballot works, I don't want you deciding who should be running the most powerful nation in the world for the next four years.

I dislike those people standing in the intersections trying to sell me crap or trying to guilt me into making "donations" to their cause. These people should be targets.

I believe that it doesn't take a village to raise a child, it takes two parents.

And what the hell is going on with gas prices... again?

If this makes me a BAD American, then yes, I'm a BAD American.

We need our country back!

1 posted on 09/28/2005 10:39:07 AM PDT by llevrok
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To: llevrok
This may be an oldie. And is alleged to been said by Geo. Carlin (I am suspicious).

It is not only very old, but numerous times disproven....and has been posted 100 times.

2 posted on 09/28/2005 10:40:51 AM PDT by Always Right
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To: llevrok
I've never seen this before.....

Just kidding.

3 posted on 09/28/2005 10:40:51 AM PDT by Tijeras_Slim (Now that taglines are cool, I refuse to have one.)
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To: llevrok
This may be an oldie. And is alleged to been said by Geo. Carlin (I am suspicious).

It actually was written by a Texas Air National Guard colonel years ago.

6 posted on 09/28/2005 10:43:50 AM PDT by dirtboy (Drool overflowed my buffer...)
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To: llevrok
Actually it was writen by freeper "bootyist monk", originally titled I am a bad Republican

http://www.freerepublic.com/forum/a3b21fbab4b27.htm

10 posted on 09/28/2005 10:47:49 AM PDT by Always Right
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To: llevrok

Speaking of oldies...

Owl_Eagle

(If what I just wrote makes you sad or angry,

 it was probably sarcasm)

13 posted on 09/28/2005 10:52:32 AM PDT by South Hawthorne (In Memory of my Dear Friend Henry Lee II)
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To: llevrok
"And is alleged to been said by Geo. Carlin (I am suspicious)."

OK, one last time...

George Carlin did not write this!

OK, get it straight people!

This piece was a collaboration between Ted Nugent, Charlie Daniels, Dennis Miller, George Carlin and Anne Coulter. The wrote it on the roof of the world trade center on Sept. 11th 2001 at about 7 am eastern time. They were testing out their new Segways on the roof of the north tower, and got the idea for the piece when Anne started claiming "she be bad" cuz she beat everyone soundly on the obstacle course.

OK? Got it Now?

16 posted on 09/28/2005 11:15:43 AM PDT by Mad Dawgg ("`Eddies,' said Ford, `in the space-time continuum.' `Ah,' nodded Arthur, `is he? Is he?'")
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To: llevrok; bootyist-monk

You've been here over a year and haven't seen countless others brutalized for posting this? Try doing a search on "Bad American".


17 posted on 09/28/2005 12:07:09 PM PDT by VRWCmember
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To: llevrok

Besides this being OLD, Carlin has a web site, and has disavowed it.

http://www.georgecarlin.com/home/dontblame.html

http://www.freerepublic.com/forum/a3b1042e840b4.htm



19 posted on 09/28/2005 12:40:52 PM PDT by JoJo Gunn (Help control the Leftist population. Have them spayed or neutered. )
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To: llevrok
and I'm proud that "God" is written on my money

I'm fairly confident that George Carlin would NEVER say something like this

20 posted on 09/29/2005 1:33:05 AM PDT by frankiep
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