Under the knife: buttock implants

Telegraph ^ | 10/3/05 | Lesley Thomas

[pissant]

The fashion for an out-there derrière, as made famous by J-Lo has prompted a market for silicone implants in the buttocks.

Women (or is it their boyfriends?) want their bottoms high and round. An incision is made in the centre of the lower back, and the implants are placed behind the gluteus maximus muscle.

Does it hurt?

You'll be uncomfortable and bruised, have to wear a support garment for at least two weeks and must carry a soft cushion everywhere - not very J-Lo.

Why have it?

If your rear end is hopelessly Anglo-Saxon (flat) and no amount of "buns of steel" workouts will perk it up, you could benefit.

What are the downsides?

There's a slim chance of rupture and infection. Some patients have suffered swelling and hardness - not ideal for a bottom. It can take about six weeks to recover. And what happens when sticky-out bottoms go out of fashion?

Where can I get it?

Chris Inglefield, a highly regarded surgeon, has some impressive examples of his work on his website (www.cjinglefield-plasticsurg.com).

How much?

Around £3,000.

Who has had it done?

No A-listers, as far as we know. Brazilian women - for whom the ideal buttock is spherical - are the pioneers. It has gone down a storm in Los Angeles. Some lap dancers have found it boosts their careers.

[pissant]

I would think reductions would be MORE popular!

[Petronski]

I'd happily become a donor.

[cripplecreek]

My wife says I'm already too big of an ass.

[Tax-chick]

Ouch!

[bitt]

remember when women STOPPED wearing tight pants that showed their big bum?

[Tax-chick]

Dang, look at those thighs! Didn't she pass by a mirror at any point?

[pissant]

ROFL. I could see part of my belly looking mighty fine on a woman's tush!

[pissant]

I'll refrain from concurrence. LOL

[laney]

J-Lo has a big rump IMHO I surely would not want it!

[pissant]

You chicks are nuts!!!

[pissant]

I must have missed the thigh part of the pic.....

[cyborg]

very interesting

[pissant]

She's got spare to share! ;o)

[laney]

Here is a joke.

Wife comes home and she is jumping up and down smiling and laughing on the bed,, husband comes home and says *What the heck are you so happy about??

Wife says jumping up and down *well the doctor says I have breasts of a 20 yr old Yipee!!!

And husband says>>

Oh Yeah! well what the heck did he say about your 40 year old A**S???

And she says Honey Your name never came up!!! HAHAHHAHAHAHA

[pissant]

Considering it?? LOL

[afnamvet]

After 31 years of management in SBC, most of my butt has been chewed off. On the other hand, wifeofafnamvet says, and I quote, "Fool, your butt slid around to your belly"!

[pissant]

Good one!

[cyborg]

I'm living with what God gave me which is way more than what J.Lo has.

[laney]

I have no idea but I guess Big Butts are the in thing!

[pissant]

Funny how that works!

[pissant]

LOL. Petronski, what say you!

[laney]

What does it mean if a man has a big rear????

[pissant]

His pants stay up.

[cyborg]

Yes thanks to Telemundo.

[Petronski]

She's got a nice bottom. Baby, don't change a thing. ;O)

[cyborg]

Well that was a quick answer!

[pissant]

He knows his place. LOL

[laney]

Oh yes! isn't funny how many guys watch the spanish channel that don't even understand or speak spanish??

[Petronski]

What? I was just thinking about your bottom. Why not answer quickly?





;OD

[cyborg]

Oh yes. Hypnotised even :o)

[Redcloak]

Yeah...

Just look at 'em...


Oh yeah...




Who turned off the A/C?

[cyborg]

You're just carrying out your manly responsibility!

[Tax-chick]

Some are!

[mikrofon]

Chris Inglefield, a highly regarded surgeon, has some impressive examples of his work on his website (www.cjinglefield-plasticsurg.com).

Muzak from Dr. Inglefield's office...

[Tax-chick]

LOL! I'm sure she'd appreciate your admiration.

[pissant]

And there are men who love 'em. ;o)

[pissant]

I got an unauthorized sign!

[Tax-chick]

Someone for everyone, as the saying goes ...

[pissant]

Yes. Just tune into the Jerry Springer show someday for a sampling. *shudder*

[cyborg]

Yes. I used to laugh whenever someone said that around me but it's true. Women are extremely critical of themselves but if you're with the person you're supposed to be with why should a bum size matter? All this would be fascinating to study if the field wasn't dominated by leftist feminazis working out their womyn issues.

[laney]

I don't know Beyonce has a big bum and thighs and she looks pretty good!

[bannie]

...and I had to be a teen during Twiggy's reign.

;-(

[pissant]

Oh that's funny. A generation too early! LOL

[TADSLOS]

Baby got back!

[pissant]

And sides too!

[cyborg]

Beyonce is gorgeous. The entertainment field can be harsh though. You make your money by your looks. She takes after her mom and can gain weight easy.

[cyborg]

Well just think how many guys went to see The Cell just to see J.'s butt in undies.

[Petronski]

I just love your little bum-bum. ;O)

[Palladin]

Too much information!

[cyborg]

Yes all of FR and the world now knows dear. Maybe we should get married sooner so you don't collapse :-)