Posted on 10/07/2005 9:12:18 PM PDT by indcons
LESBIAN mom Kim Marshall wants doctors to turn her adopted baby boy into a baby girl with a full-blown sex change -- now!
And if somebody, somewhere, doesn't bring pressure to bear on the woman's plans, toddling 2-year-old Tommy Marshall will soon be toddling "Tammy."
"Looking back on it, I never should have adopted a boy, but he was all that was available and I took what I could get because I was desperate," says Marshall, whose significant other, Rosemary Johnson, says she "hasn't been real happy with a boy," either.
"It's not that Tommy isn't a sweet kid -- he's so kind and gentle that when we put him in his little sun dress, people actually think he's a girl.
"But the more I got to thinking about it, the more I could see trouble on the horizon.
"Little boys don't stay little boys forever. They grow up to be men. And if there's one thing I don't need in my life, it's a man," she fumes. "That's why I'm a lesbian. Duh."
It goes without saying that anti-gay groups such as the Christian Militia Against Forni- cation in Marshall's hometown of Atlanta, Ga., are none too pleased with the woman's plan to change the sex of her adopted baby.
"We've warned against allowing gays to adopt babies for years, and this is why," says Duff Carter, a founding member of the militia. "We all know why she wants a little girl anyway -- and that's to teach her to be a lesbian, too.
"We'll do everything in our power to stop this sex change. We've already raised $1,700 to pay our lawyers."
Sex-change surgeon Dr. Linda Chervil, who, it is rumored, may be a flaming lesbian herself, says she has no intentions of getting involved in the politics of the operation that's scheduled for April 15.
"I'm a physician, not a lawyer or a social critic," she told Weekly World News exclusively. "All I can tell you is that I have a patient who is in desperate need of a sex change, and I fully intend to put him under the knife."
The youngest child ever to undergo sex-change surgery was Nicholas Gray of London, England. Born a hermaphrodite with both male and female sex organs in 1999, his gay father decided to do away with the female plumbing when he was just 6 months old.
Back in Atlanta, a spokesman for the agency that helped Marshall adopt the baby boy professes to be "appalled" by the turn of events.
"I have nothing against gay people, but I've got to tell you, publicity like this doesn't help their cause," says Marcus Hughes.
"The last thing the great majority of Americans wants to hear is that gay parents are dickering around with their children's sex. It's like their worst nightmare come true."
I bought the bridge from PT Barnum. I don't have a need for two of them right now. LOL.
Great work with the word play....thanks.
Glad you caught it, Rastus. I was shocked to see the response to this faux-story. That said, I don't think this story is all that improbable. Sadly, it might even come true in the next few years.
Dickering around?? My goodness, please don't tell me they really took this seriously.
The Weekly World News is great fun. I always check to see what the the cover story is at the grocery.
Mr. Mojo, this is a false news story from Weekly World News.
Check this one out!!
http://www.weeklyworldnews.com/features/technology/60808
The opening line for this story is great. As you say, it may even be true....LOL
It wouldn't be surprising. My wife once knew a lesbian from work who wouldn't own male animals as pets and insisted to her young nieces when they visited her that their stuffed toys were female.
How can she possibly say that about a 2 year old boy? There is one license that needs to be pulled and right now, almost as fast as that child needs to be pulled out of that household. Of course we must consider the source of the report.
OK, fine, time for late-night sophomoric humorTM:
Q. What has three balls and comes from outer space?
A. E.T., the "Extra-Testicle"!
Cheers!
She doesn't have a patient in desperate need! She has a sick freak that is going to pay her to mutilate her patient.
Usually I'd laugh at all the people who've fallen for this, but knowing that the Left truly is dangerously mentally disturbed, and would do something like this in a heartbeat if not for us....
The ones that write fiction for tabloids like the Weekly World News...
I know it's WWW, but I can believe sexual deviants in real life thinking along these lines.
Before even discussing this,we need a more credible source than
"Weekly World News".
Wow, looking at this thread reminds me of P. T. Barnum's infamous words.
Gotta love the Weekly World News.
"About 1 month later it turned up in the WWN, there are other examples out there.
I'm not saying this particular case is true but it can't just be written off either. :)"
They used to say the difference between journalism and the tabloids was that tabloids would run stories with one anonymous unconfirmed source. Funny how that line has blurred.
"I'm a physician, not a lawyer or a social critic," Bones would be turning over in his grave...
Come on, you don't believe the wedding story? It has to be true. And thatnks to President Bush, that hairless ape baby could become an orphan. Oh the humanity.
Somebody should throw this crazy bitch in the booby hatch damn quick!
Everybody who knows about it....loves it. WWN rocks.
You had me until I saw the link.
And exactly how much thought have you given to how the child feels and the impact your perverted self-absorption will have on his life? Never mind. The answer is in the question.
"he's so kind and gentle that when we put him in his little sun dress, people actually think he's a girl."
That child needs to be taken away from these sick b*tches. They never should have been allowed to have him to begin with. If this isn't child abuse, I don't what is.
"They grow up to be men."
Funny how that happens. Did you just now figure that out?
"And if there's one thing I don't need in my life, it's a man,"
Yeah, can't have any of those evil creatures running around the house now, can we? < /sarcasm >
I cannot believe that it isn't against the law to mutilate a child! Why hasn't DCFS gotten involved?
"All I can tell you is that I have a patient who is in desperate need of a sex change"
Your "patient" is a normal 2-year old boy. In the first place, no one, let me repeat NO ONE desperately NEEDS a sex change. In the second place, it is these twisted psycho-dykes that desperately need help...and not to mutilate their pet . slave child. I guess they figure since he is bought and paid for, they can do whatever they want with and to him.
"Tolerance" of these malignant malefactors is as bad as trying to hasten the spread of cancer.
"...gay parents are dickering around with their children's sex"
An unfortunate choice of words.
I realize now that this is probably bogus, but I think the fact that so many took it seriously lies in the fact that we would not be in the least surprised by such a thing, given the cesspool of decadence our culture is wallowing in. It's coming. If not today, give it a month or two.
You do know this is fake.....right?
"Looking back on it, I never should have adopted a boy, but he was all that was available and I took what I could get because I was desperate," says Marshall, whose significant other, Rosemary Johnson, says she "hasn't been real happy with a boy," either.
Marshall and Rosemary want some public attention instead of SIMPLY giving the baby back(problem solved)
"Looking back on it, I never should have adopted a boy, but he was all that was available and I took what I could get because I was desperate," says Marshall, whose significant other, Rosemary Johnson, says she "hasn't been real happy with a boy," either.
If this kid in the future (whether it's a boy or a girl) finds out about this, he or she's going to be traumatized! "I was desperate"? How is this woman going to explain to her child that she doesn't love her or him for who they are, and if given the choice would have picked someone else in a second. Not only does the sex change have to be stopped, but this lady does not deserve to have custody of this poor kid!
"It's not that Tommy isn't a sweet kid -- he's so kind and gentle that when we put him in his little sun dress, people actually think he's a girl."
I don't even care if she's a lesbian, SHE IS SICK!
"I'm a physician, not a lawyer or a social critic," she told Weekly World News exclusively. "All I can tell you is that I have a patient who is in desperate need of a sex change, and I fully intend to put him under the knife."
Don't you have any morals or values? And what do you mean "desperate need"? It's an ELECTIVE surgery, and the kid isn't even the one that wants it! It's not the kid's fault that the psycho that adopted him wants to play God!
This is not a true story...it is a tabloid.
Oxymoron # 259: "Ethical liberal"
Oxymoron #260: "Ethical homosexual"
"This is not a true story...it is a tabloid."
Are you sure? If you are, let me just say "phew!"
Sorry, Lord, I don't even feel like praying for mercy on such selfish idiots.
Please take them out of the picture of this poor boy's life and give him parents worthy the label "parents."
What a hideous travesty to even imagine!
Sheesh!
I just went to the website where it was posted. I have never been so glad to see an article posted under a "bat boy" story! Sorry, but things like this always get me fired up and I do post after post without checking the credibility of the source.
Let's just hope something like this never becomes a reality!
Well look at you.
Hello.
Welcome to FR. May your stay be short and ..... um. Well, short.
Naw, homosexuals aren't degenerates, they're just like you and me. NOT!
I just happened to see this today, it is April the 18th, The social services should have been called on the parents.
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