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Someone actually made, then ATE this gargantuan thing passing for a sandwich
SpartanTailgate.com ^ | 6.24.05

Posted on 11/04/2005 9:54:03 PM PST by mhking

Food Calories
Fried Mushrooms – 15 450
Bacon – 14 pieces 990
Onion rings – 18 1140
Ground Beef – 1/4 lb. 293
Corndogs – 2 540
Swiss Cheese – 4 slices 425
Provolone Cheese – 4 slices 397
Cheddar Cheese – 4 slices 455
Sliced Ham – 1/4 lb. 184
Sliced Turkey – 1/4 lb. 181
Pastrami – 1/4 lb. 394
Sliced Roast Beef – 1/4 lb. 200
Bratwurst – 1 510
Braunschweiger – 1/4 lb. 580
Wheat Bread – 1 lb. 1030
Lettuce – 1/2 head 25
Feta Cheese – 4 oz. 350
Italian Salad Dressing – 6 oz. 480
Oregeno – 50 grams 438
Salt & Pepper – 50 grams 0
Butter – 1/2 lb. 1600
Parmesan Cheese – 100 grams 465
Canola Oil – 154 Tbsp. 18,432
Total 29,559



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Just damn.
1 posted on 11/04/2005 9:54:05 PM PST by mhking
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To: Howlin; Ed_NYC; MonroeDNA; widgysoft; Springman; Timesink; dubyaismypresident; Grani; coug97; ...

Just damn.

If you want on the list, FReepmail me. This IS a high-volume PING list...

2 posted on 11/04/2005 9:54:28 PM PST by mhking (The world needs a wake up call gentlemen...we're gonna phone it in.)
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To: mhking

I think I just had a heart attack looking at that!


3 posted on 11/04/2005 9:54:58 PM PST by Americanwolf (Support the Minutemen Civil Defense Corp...Doing the Job our government won't !)
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To: Americanwolf
I think I just had a heart attack looking at that!

Good. I'm not alone...[g]

4 posted on 11/04/2005 9:55:43 PM PST by mhking (The world needs a wake up call gentlemen...we're gonna phone it in.)
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To: mhking

Why the canola oil?


5 posted on 11/04/2005 9:56:12 PM PST by Slings and Arrows (Nature abhors a vacuum. So do cats.)
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To: Slings and Arrows
Why the canola oil?

[shrug] To deep fry it?

I dunno...

6 posted on 11/04/2005 9:56:47 PM PST by mhking (The world needs a wake up call gentlemen...we're gonna phone it in.)
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To: mhking
LOL Look at all those Walgreens prescription bags in the background. I bet you they're for blood pressure meds..hehehe :o)
7 posted on 11/04/2005 9:57:48 PM PST by misty4jc
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To: mhking

Another mystery of life, I guess.


8 posted on 11/04/2005 9:57:55 PM PST by Slings and Arrows (Nature abhors a vacuum. So do cats.)
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To: mhking

Someone fudged the numbers I think - 154 tablespoons of oil? That is a LOT of oil......


9 posted on 11/04/2005 9:58:38 PM PST by WhyisaTexasgirlinPA (Prayers for healing and relief from pain for Cowboy...........)
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To: mhking
OK, I'll have one...but hold the mushrooms, I'm on a diet.
10 posted on 11/04/2005 9:58:45 PM PST by decal (Mother Nature and Real Life are conservatives; the Progs have never figured this out.)
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To: mhking

I'll take one of those and a diet Coke please.


11 posted on 11/04/2005 9:59:44 PM PST by this_ol_patriot (What's good for the goose and all that.)
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To: this_ol_patriot
I'll take one of those and a diet Coke please.

If I had a dollar for every time I heard that from someone ordering a mega-whopper or one of those Hardee's Monster Burgers...

12 posted on 11/04/2005 10:01:10 PM PST by mhking (The world needs a wake up call gentlemen...we're gonna phone it in.)
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To: mhking

Shall I assume that was cholesterol and blood pressure medicines behind the sandwich?


13 posted on 11/04/2005 10:03:59 PM PST by Dashing Dasher (Truth is generally the best vindication against slander --- Abe Lincoln)
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To: mhking

Cheese danish, coffee and Sweet'n Low, kills me every time.


14 posted on 11/04/2005 10:04:41 PM PST by this_ol_patriot (What's good for the goose and all that.)
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To: mhking

I look at diet coke like the government looks at their budget. If I have a diet coke instead of a high calorie drink, I actually am SAVING calories, thus I can splurge on a burger because of all the calories I've saved all day drinking diet drinks......


15 posted on 11/04/2005 10:05:49 PM PST by WhyisaTexasgirlinPA (Prayers for healing and relief from pain for Cowboy...........)
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To: mhking

Glad they stuck to Italian salad dressing. Mayo is way too fattening.


16 posted on 11/04/2005 10:06:18 PM PST by Billthedrill
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To: mhking

Save for the corndogs, the "sammich" appears to be gooooooood...


17 posted on 11/04/2005 10:06:20 PM PST by Army Air Corps (Four fried chickens and a coke)
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To: Army Air Corps

Has McAlister's opened yet? You've got to go there -


18 posted on 11/04/2005 10:07:16 PM PST by WhyisaTexasgirlinPA (Prayers for healing and relief from pain for Cowboy...........)
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To: mhking
Reading the website that this thing is on... the guy fried his bacon IN BUTTER!!!

I HAVE NEVER THOUGHT OF THAT, AND AM IMPRESSED! :)
19 posted on 11/04/2005 10:09:14 PM PST by birbear (Admit it. you clicked on the "I have already previewed" button without actually previewing the post.)
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To: WhyisaTexasgirlinPA

"Has McAlister's opened yet? You've got to go there -"

If so, then it is news to me.


20 posted on 11/04/2005 10:11:01 PM PST by Army Air Corps (Four fried chickens and a coke)
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To: Army Air Corps

Near the corner of 19th and University - behind the bank building - great sandwiches.......... I was in town two weeks ago and they said in a couple of weeks they would be opening-


21 posted on 11/04/2005 10:12:20 PM PST by WhyisaTexasgirlinPA (Prayers for healing and relief from pain for Cowboy...........)
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To: mhking

Ew.... it has lettuce on it.


22 posted on 11/04/2005 10:13:00 PM PST by Sofa King (A wise man uses compromise as an alternative to defeat. A fool uses it as an alternative to victory.)
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To: WhyisaTexasgirlinPA

Ah, it has been a while since I went east of University on 19th. I usually go to Chimy's, Sazon, Spanky's or Great Wall (all within easy walking distance of my office).


23 posted on 11/04/2005 10:17:02 PM PST by Army Air Corps (Four fried chickens and a coke)
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To: Army Air Corps

I love One Guy's pizza.......


24 posted on 11/04/2005 10:19:11 PM PST by WhyisaTexasgirlinPA (Prayers for healing and relief from pain for Cowboy...........)
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To: mhking

LOL, that is BS. Even if that volume of food was all canola oil, it would not be 30k calories. I bet that is not more than 3000 calories. Cmon.....


25 posted on 11/04/2005 10:27:21 PM PST by Crispy
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To: WhyisaTexasgirlinPA

I am trying to nominate One Guy for sainthood because of his pizza and calzone. Recently, I have been in a Saigon Cafe mood (your daughter should try their pho and hotpot).


26 posted on 11/04/2005 10:28:05 PM PST by Army Air Corps (Four fried chickens and a coke)
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To: mhking

One person ate that? Has this been verified?


27 posted on 11/04/2005 10:29:07 PM PST by Petronski (Cyborg is the greatest blessing I have ever known.)
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To: WhyisaTexasgirlinPA

Well, I am off to bed.

Cheerio.


28 posted on 11/04/2005 10:29:46 PM PST by Army Air Corps (Four fried chickens and a coke)
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To: mhking

29 posted on 11/04/2005 10:30:17 PM PST by Petronski (Cyborg is the greatest blessing I have ever known.)
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To: Army Air Corps

She pretty much lives at Rosa's........ lol


30 posted on 11/04/2005 10:30:33 PM PST by WhyisaTexasgirlinPA (Prayers for healing and relief from pain for Cowboy...........)
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To: Army Air Corps

Goodnight


31 posted on 11/04/2005 10:31:01 PM PST by WhyisaTexasgirlinPA (Prayers for healing and relief from pain for Cowboy...........)
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To: Crispy

Was this guy's name Homer by any chance?


32 posted on 11/04/2005 10:31:28 PM PST by willyd (No nation has ever taxed its citizens into prosperity)
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To: Petronski

Well they shop at Walmart so at least the sandwich didn't cost too much! lol


33 posted on 11/04/2005 10:31:46 PM PST by WhyisaTexasgirlinPA (Prayers for healing and relief from pain for Cowboy...........)
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To: WhyisaTexasgirlinPA
Someone fudged the numbers I think - 154 tablespoons of oil? That is a LOT of oil......

I'll bet anything that the fried items were deep-fried in that oil. However, only a small portion of that oil made it into the sandwich.

34 posted on 11/04/2005 10:31:47 PM PST by Petronski (Cyborg is the greatest blessing I have ever known.)
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To: Petronski

Oh good point - I forgot the friend mushrooms and corn dogs...... but you are right - unless they poured the oil onto the bread -


35 posted on 11/04/2005 10:33:35 PM PST by WhyisaTexasgirlinPA (Prayers for healing and relief from pain for Cowboy...........)
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To: WhyisaTexasgirlinPA

But they DID fudge the numbers, as you said. Most of the oil is left in the deep fryer at the end of the day, but this guy's calorie total counts all of it. Did he cool it to 85 degrees and drink it? Use it as au jus?

I doubt it. LOL





[this thread is making me sick]


36 posted on 11/04/2005 10:35:26 PM PST by Petronski (Cyborg is the greatest blessing I have ever known.)
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To: mhking

I do it....I honestly just don't like sugar filled sodas so I get the iced tea or a beer and lacking that a Diet Dr Pepper with my 72oz Steak that the Big Texan......:o)

Buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurp !


37 posted on 11/04/2005 10:41:57 PM PST by Squantos (Be polite. Be professional. But, have a plan to kill everyone you meet. )
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To: mhking

I don't like Braunschweiger!


38 posted on 11/04/2005 10:44:30 PM PST by SWAMPSNIPER (LET ME DIE ON MY FEET IN MY SWAMP, ALEX KOZINSKI FOR SCOTUS)
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Squantos, I almost always drink iced tea or diet coke, but have you had a Dr. Pepper from the Dublin plant? They use real sugar instead of corn sweetners in their regular Dr. Pepper and you can really tell the difference.

My son and I had one while traveling near Dublin (Hico area) but found them here in Houston....

39 posted on 11/04/2005 10:45:25 PM PST by WhyisaTexasgirlinPA (Prayers for healing and relief from pain for Cowboy...........)
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To: mhking

40 posted on 11/04/2005 10:50:49 PM PST by cowboyway (My heroes have always been cowboys.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

"Why the canola oil?"

To keep it healthy. Duh.


41 posted on 11/04/2005 10:52:32 PM PST by kenth (A zot! A zot! My kingdom for a zot!)
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To: WhyisaTexasgirlinPA

Yeah I had .........one......

... I honestly have never liked sugery drinks. I was raised on sun tea, water and beer. The sugar filled soft drinks just don't agree with me....:o)

Hope yer well young lady !

Stay safe !


42 posted on 11/04/2005 10:52:32 PM PST by Squantos (Be polite. Be professional. But, have a plan to kill everyone you meet. )
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To: Squantos

Ummmm, you said beer.............


43 posted on 11/04/2005 10:58:32 PM PST by WhyisaTexasgirlinPA (Prayers for healing and relief from pain for Cowboy...........)
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6 1/2 pounds? Yikes.

I mean, I can eat, but that's just plain ridiculous.

44 posted on 11/04/2005 11:15:32 PM PST by steveegg (Take two - throw those long knives at the DemonRATs and lieberals.)
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To: mhking

438 calories in a couple of ounces of oregano? Yikes! Was it deep-fried, too?


45 posted on 11/04/2005 11:54:44 PM PST by Rte66
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Oregeno [sic] – 50 grams 438 [calories]

??

46 posted on 11/04/2005 11:57:26 PM PST by GretchenM (Hooked on porn and hating it? Visit http://www.theophostic.com .)
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Reading the ingredients, and going to the source link, the second photo looks more like the one described.


47 posted on 11/05/2005 12:00:27 AM PST by GretchenM (Hooked on porn and hating it? Visit http://www.theophostic.com .)
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To: birbear
the guy fried his bacon IN BUTTER!!!

After reading that I DID have a heart attack!

48 posted on 11/05/2005 12:12:08 AM PST by Americanwolf (Support the Minutemen Civil Defense Corp...Doing the Job our government won't !)
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To: GretchenM
are we sure it is oregano... I have heard an oregano looking substance can cause munchies...which I would believe in leading to 438 calories...
49 posted on 11/05/2005 12:14:37 AM PST by Americanwolf (Support the Minutemen Civil Defense Corp...Doing the Job our government won't !)
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To: mhking

What, no chorizo?


50 posted on 11/05/2005 12:54:00 AM PST by Jeff Chandler (Peace Begins in the Womb)
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