At a news conference on his front lawn this afternoon, Philadelphia Eagle wide receiver Terrell Owens, accompanied by his agent Drew Rosehaus, demonstrated his inability to put toothpaste back in the tube or to understand how it got out of the tube in the first place.
Film at 11.
posted on 11/08/2005 1:21:11 PM PST
by N. Theknow
(Kennedys - Can't drive, can't fly, can't ski, can't skipper a boat - But they know what's best.)
ESPN just reported that the Eagles under no circumstances will take him back.
posted on 11/08/2005 1:25:09 PM PST
(Fake but accurate)
To: N. Theknow
Drew is freaking out because he knows when T.O. signs his next contract, it will be for close to minimum wage and there will be all kinds of comparisons of "here's what T.O.'s making this year playing for team X. Here's what he WOULD have made for the Eagles". It won't exactly reflect well upon Drew's skills as an agent.
posted on 11/08/2005 1:37:24 PM PST
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