Nah. Curt's ankle wouldn't hold up, Trot would want to drive his kids to school, Tek would fight with his mask and glove on, and Timlin wouldn't be able to do anything if anybody else had gotten a hit in! ;)
hah hah hah, that's funny.
Now if this was someone in the Yankees family
A-Rod would slap him like a woman after preening in front of the mirror with Jeter for 2 hours
Sheffield would claim it was a black thing
Giambi would have Conseco shoot him in (up?) the ass before doing anything