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Posted on 11/14/2005 5:01:47 PM PST by day10
ANCHORAGE, Alaska - A woman drove a station wagon through a wall of the Barnes & Noble bookstore, sending glass, wood and books flying. Three people suffered leg injuries. Two were taken to a hospital.
The store was filled with shoppers at about 2 p.m. Sunday when the Subaru station wagon plowed backward through picture windows in a reading area in the store's northwest corner. The car took out the travel section and barreled about 40 feet through the bookstore before coming to rest in nonfiction.
"I thought it was an earthquake," said shopper Chris Badgett, 27. "There was screaming, people were running. I was running too."
The driver, Linda A. Duck, 58, has not been charged. She was not injured.
Just before the Subaru hit, Geoff Brosamer was sitting in the reading area, a space with armchairs, reading tables, framed portraits of famous authors and a fireplace.
Brosamer walked to the checkout counter and asked staff members to announce that his creative writing group would be meeting in the lounge. He walked back to the lounge, looked out the window, and saw the Subaru approaching.
"I saw this car turning, like it was going to go into the parking space," Brosamer said. "And then she just kept going and going."
The sound of shattering glass was deafening, witnesses said. People screamed and shrieked and dodged the car as it headed toward the fireplace, jerked right, and smashed into shelves of travel and history books.
A retired police officer helped get the driver out of the car. Two dogs in the back of the Subaru were taken to an animal clinic for safekeeping.
Duck told witnesses she'd just taken her dogs for a run and decided to stop by Barnes & Noble on her way home. She seemed to be in shock, bystanders said.
The store never closed.
Anchorage police spokesman Paul Honeman said Monday investigators will try to determine whether there was a mechanical failure or driver error that led to the incident.
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posted on
11/14/2005 5:01:48 PM PST
by
day10
To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick; najida; PaulaB; EX52D; teenyelliott; peacebaby; Millee; ...
I read the headline and thought - My mother was in Anchorage?
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posted on
11/14/2005 5:04:21 PM PST
by
Dashing Dasher
(Now we sit through Shakespeare in order to recognize the quotations.)
To: day10
the car took out the travel section???? hmmm... it was looking for directions?
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posted on
11/14/2005 5:04:35 PM PST
by
pipecorp
(Let's have a CRUSADE! , the muslims have already started. 1800 replies and not a single post!)
To: Dashing Dasher
Wow - you are good! I didnt even have time to ping anyone.
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posted on
11/14/2005 5:05:33 PM PST
by
day10
(Wherever you come near the human race there's layers and layers of nonsense.)
To: day10
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posted on
11/14/2005 5:05:39 PM PST
by
brivette
To: day10
The car took out the travel section and barreled about 40 feet through the bookstore before coming to rest in nonfiction. SWEET!!!
This stuff writes itself.
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posted on
11/14/2005 5:05:44 PM PST
by
Dashing Dasher
(The car took out the travel section and barreled about 40' before coming to rest in non-fiction!)
To: day10
I wasn't going to believe this story until I realized that the car finally parked in the non-fiction section.
7
posted on
11/14/2005 5:06:04 PM PST
by
SamAdams76
(What Would Howard Roarke Do?)
To: day10
No doubt looking for a book on brake repair.
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posted on
11/14/2005 5:06:04 PM PST
by
gorush
(Exterminate the Moops!)
To: Dashing Dasher
The car took out the travel section and barreled about 40 feet through the bookstore before coming to rest in nonfiction. ROTFLMAO!
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posted on
11/14/2005 5:08:40 PM PST
by
Michael Goldsberry
(an enemy of islam -- Joe Boucher; Leapfrog; Dr.Zoidberg; Lazamataz; ...)
To: Dashing Dasher
My great-grandmother lived in Anchorage - Bertha Cortez Patton.
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posted on
11/14/2005 5:09:27 PM PST
by
patton
("Hard Drive Cemetary" - forthcoming best seller)
To: day10
Sudden acceleration. What was it, the Audis back in the mid 1980s? A rash of women reporting the car suddenly acclerated on them?
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posted on
11/14/2005 5:09:32 PM PST
by
HitmanLV
(Listen to my demos for Savage Nation contest: http://www.geocities.com/mr_vinnie_vegas/index.html)
To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick; najida; PaulaB; EX52D; teenyelliott; peacebaby; Millee
Sudden acceleration. What was it, the Audis back in the mid 1980s? A rash of women reporting the car suddenly acclerated on them? HERE WE GO AGAIN!!!
UGH!
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posted on
11/14/2005 5:12:14 PM PST
by
Dashing Dasher
(The car took out the travel section and barreled about 40' before coming to rest in non-fiction!)
To: day10
Oh boy....
What a way to shop. :)
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posted on
11/14/2005 5:12:27 PM PST
by
najida
(OK, so I have a new obsession. Ain't life grand :))
To: day10

Next time someone asks for this book, I'll bet they bring it to her.
To: Dashing Dasher
So, was the driver booked?
To: day10
Introduce her to Billy Joel; I believe he has more than a few drive-ins to claim as his own. They should get along just magnificently!
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posted on
11/14/2005 5:18:29 PM PST
by
RedBeaconNY
(Vous parlez trop, mais vous ne dites rien.)
To: day10
Did you hear the one about the blond who thought Barnes and Noble had a drive thru?
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posted on
11/14/2005 5:20:44 PM PST
by
b4its2late
(GITMO is way too nice of a place to house low life terrorists.)
To: day10
The store never closed.
My kind of book store.
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posted on
11/14/2005 5:21:27 PM PST
by
Talking_Mouse
(Indeed I tremble for my country when I reflect that God is just... Thomas Jefferson)
To: Dashing Dasher; Blurblogger
So, was the driver booked? Never mind. Says here she was booked, printed and bound over for trial. Since the the jail is overcrowed, they picked up her temporary accommodations at a table of con-tents.
To: Larry Lucido
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posted on
11/14/2005 5:26:47 PM PST
by
Dashing Dasher
(The car took out the travel section and barreled about 40' before coming to rest in non-fiction!)
To: day10
The driver, Linda A. Duck,How would you like to have that name.
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posted on
11/14/2005 5:28:37 PM PST
by
carlr
To: day10
The driver, Linda A. Duck, 58, has not been charged.If it walks like a duck, talks like a duck and drives like a duck, then
Duck!
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posted on
11/14/2005 5:28:52 PM PST
by
Fierce Allegiance
(Want to be on my Civil Engineers ping list? Just say so!)
To: Dashing Dasher
Hey - it wasn't me. Note my kyword - LOL.
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posted on
11/14/2005 5:29:29 PM PST
by
day10
(Wherever you come near the human race there's layers and layers of nonsense.)
To: carlr
How would you like to have that name. I worked with a girl whose last name was Kuntz. I'd prefer Duck to that!
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posted on
11/14/2005 5:30:11 PM PST
by
Fierce Allegiance
(Want to be on my Civil Engineers ping list? Just say so!)
To: day10
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posted on
11/14/2005 5:31:18 PM PST
by
Dashing Dasher
(The car took out the travel section and barreled about 40' before coming to rest in non-fiction!)
To: Fierce Allegiance; carlr
It cost me $200 and my name was changed forever.
Now, I'm known worldwide as Dashing Dasher.
Honestly - if you don't like the name your parents gave you - NOTHING is stopping you from changing it.
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posted on
11/14/2005 5:32:25 PM PST
by
Dashing Dasher
(The car took out the travel section and barreled about 40' before coming to rest in non-fiction!)
To: day10; Dashing Dasher
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posted on
11/14/2005 5:35:49 PM PST
by
PaulaB
(This World Is Not My Home..Just Passing Through)
To: PaulaB
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posted on
11/14/2005 5:36:23 PM PST
by
Dashing Dasher
(The car took out the travel section and barreled about 40' before coming to rest in non-fiction!)
To: Dashing Dasher
True...true
but hey a gal has to have
something to look forward to
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posted on
11/14/2005 5:38:02 PM PST
by
PaulaB
To: txroadkill
Next time someone asks for this book, I'll bet they bring it to her. It will be in the nonfiction section as well.
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posted on
11/14/2005 5:39:53 PM PST
by
Arrowhead1952
(DUmmies are permanently stuck on stupid.)
To: PaulaB
Glad I broughtmy glasses home to read thatone.
I wish my space barworked better. Unnngh!
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posted on
11/14/2005 5:41:26 PM PST
by
Fierce Allegiance
(Want to be on my Civil Engineers ping list? Just say so!)
To: Fierce Allegiance
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posted on
11/14/2005 5:42:31 PM PST
by
PaulaB
To: PaulaB
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posted on
11/14/2005 5:48:34 PM PST
by
najida
(OK, so I have a new obsession. Ain't life grand :))
To: PaulaB
Ain't your fault I'm getting old.
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posted on
11/14/2005 5:52:36 PM PST
by
Fierce Allegiance
(Want to be on my Civil Engineers ping list? Just say so!)
To: najida
OK, so I have a new obsession. Ain't life grand :)So, what's his name?
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posted on
11/14/2005 5:54:01 PM PST
by
Fierce Allegiance
(Want to be on my Civil Engineers ping list? Just say so!)
To: day10
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posted on
11/14/2005 5:56:12 PM PST
by
csvset
To: Fierce Allegiance
It's more of an it :)
Whatcha up to??
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posted on
11/14/2005 5:56:23 PM PST
by
najida
(OK, so I have a new obsession. Ain't life grand :))
To: najida
So he's neutered? < ducking>
I'm just refereeing a 9 year old twin girls boxing match, you?
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posted on
11/14/2005 5:59:28 PM PST
by
Fierce Allegiance
(Want to be on my Civil Engineers ping list? Just say so!)
To: Fierce Allegiance
Neutered!?!
Well, (counting dogs, cats etc) there are about erm, ah...
a whole bunch of those ;)
I'm just working out and preparing for class tomorrow night...
Rather be doing that than what you're doin'...God love ya:)
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posted on
11/14/2005 6:02:56 PM PST
by
najida
(OK, so I have a new obsession. Ain't life grand :))
To: najida
It still beats not being with them.
Have fun working out.
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posted on
11/14/2005 6:07:00 PM PST
by
Fierce Allegiance
(Want to be on my Civil Engineers ping list? Just say so!)
To: Fierce Allegiance
Have fun with your girls :)
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posted on
11/14/2005 6:08:29 PM PST
by
najida
(OK, so I have a new obsession. Ain't life grand :))
To: najida
Thanks. Time to run them up to bed. They are so cute when they are sleeping.
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posted on
11/14/2005 6:11:26 PM PST
by
Fierce Allegiance
(Want to be on my Civil Engineers ping list? Just say so!)
To: Dashing Dasher; Jersey Republican Biker Chick; najida; PaulaB; EX52D; teenyelliott; peacebaby; ...
Just another reason why women shouldn't drive (unless they're going to the store to get their man a six-pack of beer)
To: najida
Hey sweetie..
sorry..Dallas Monday Night Football
my house is NUTS!!!! ;)
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posted on
11/14/2005 7:23:49 PM PST
by
PaulaB
To: Maximus of Texas
The last time I drove, I accidentally ran over my husband repeatedly, killing him.
I told my new husband I would never drive again. Unless I am asked to go get his beer.
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posted on
11/14/2005 7:24:29 PM PST
by
teenyelliott
(Soylent green should be made outta liberals...)
To: Fierce Allegiance
I know but a good
friend is always sympathetic
to your disabilities LOL
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posted on
11/14/2005 7:24:44 PM PST
by
PaulaB
To: teenyelliott
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posted on
11/14/2005 7:25:58 PM PST
by
PaulaB
To: Maximus of Texas
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posted on
11/14/2005 7:26:09 PM PST
by
Fierce Allegiance
(Want to be on my Civil Engineers ping list? Just say so!)
To: Dashing Dasher
I have seen many women drive automatics with one foot on the gas and the other on the brake. Clearly, this can cause a problem getting one foot confused with the other.
I have never seen a man drive this way. Same foot goes from gas to brake. Impossible to hit the wrong one, unless stoned.
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posted on
11/14/2005 7:26:25 PM PST
by
freedumb2003
(Let's tear down the observatory so we never get hit by a meteor again!)
To: HitmanNY; Dashing Dasher
I had an Audi back in the 80's. Best car I have ever owned.
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posted on
11/14/2005 7:27:13 PM PST
by
teenyelliott
(Soylent green should be made outta liberals...)
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