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Top 7 Worst Christmas Songs
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| 11/29/05
| Santa Pissant
Posted on 11/29/2005 11:30:51 AM PST by pissant
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To: pissant
I 'gotta go with
“And So This Is Christmas”If you're 'feelin depressed at Christmas... this one will have you 'lookin for the razor-blades.
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posted on
11/29/2005 11:55:56 AM PST
by
johnny7
(“You have a corpse in a car, minus a head, in the garage. Take me to it.”)
To: Clemenza
GRANDMA GOT RUN OVER BY A REINDEER is not only the WORST CHRISTMAS SONG****************
It's awful. Really, really awful.
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posted on
11/29/2005 11:56:13 AM PST
by
trisham
(Zen is not easy. It takes effort to attain nothingness. And then what do you have? Bupkis.)
To: trad_anglican
Gotta love the Bing Crosby / David Bowie duet version of that one.
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posted on
11/29/2005 11:56:57 AM PST
by
lugsoul
To: clamper1797
great song.
Teddy the Red-Nosed Senator is another Bob Rivers classic.
To: pissant
4. Do They Know It's Christmas - Band Aid -- Another Bob Geldof save the starving biafrins effort. Truly unlistenable. With singing contributions from Boy George, Stink (Sting to some), and Wham, it is doomed to make many "worst" lists until it is completely forgotten about. My kids find this song to be hilarious, pointing out that many in Africa are not Christians, and therefore would not celebrate Christmas, and that it never snows in Africa, so what's the big deal. LOL!
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posted on
11/29/2005 11:57:31 AM PST
by
Blue Eyes
(I love Lucy. How 'bout you? Do you love Lucy, too?)
To: Clemenza
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posted on
11/29/2005 11:57:40 AM PST
by
thoughtomator
(What'ya mean you formatted the cat!?)
To: pissant
"Do They Know It's Christmas - Band Aid "
Worst part of that song - "there won't be snow in Africa this Christmas" no s***. It's Africa. It's summertime in December.
To: Hoodlum91
I agree. Christmas just isn't Christmas without rousing renditions of these two. Another favorite is Tom Lehrer's "A Christmas Carol"
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posted on
11/29/2005 11:59:58 AM PST
by
ssaftler
To: pissant
6. 12 days of Christmas - various artists --
Sung by the Mormon Tabernacle Choir it's priceless.
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posted on
11/29/2005 12:02:02 PM PST
by
Lonesome in Massachussets
(NY Times headline: Protocols of the Learned Elders of CBS, Fake but Accurate, Experts Say)
To: pissant
Worst- "Grandma got run over..."
Best- "All I Want for Christmas Is You." By Vince Vance and the Valiants.
To: pissant
I would nominate "Dominic the Donkey" by Lou Monte, but it actually started to grow on me after awhile.
To: pissant
"You're a Mean One Mr. Grinch" (Thur Ravenscroft)
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posted on
11/29/2005 12:05:10 PM PST
by
w_over_w
(VISUALIZE using your turn signal.)
To: pissant
I have to echo those who said that crappy Paul McCartney "Simply Having a Wonderful Christmastime" is on their lists, along with "So This is Christmas" by John Lennon. Horrible, horrible songs that all stores seem to play on endless loops.
But another one that gets me is, "It's the Most Wonderful Time of the Year". It always seems to come on when I am standing in the longest line man has ever seen with the most disgruntled people on God's green earth working the register.
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posted on
11/29/2005 12:05:20 PM PST
by
retrokitten
(www.retrosrants.blogspot.com)
To: pissant
Blue Christmas - by ANYONE OTHER THAN ELVIS PRESLEY You haven't lived until you've heard the Porky Pig (impersonator) version of "Blue Christmas".
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posted on
11/29/2005 12:05:29 PM PST
by
kevkrom
(403-3)
To: pissant
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posted on
11/29/2005 12:06:41 PM PST
by
fnord
(497 1/2 feet of rope ... I just carry it)
To: kevkrom
'You haven't lived until you've heard the Porky Pig (impersonator) version of "Blue Christmas".'
Love that song.
To: kevkrom
I have heard this 100 times and still laugh - I think it's the guy in the background.
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posted on
11/29/2005 12:07:46 PM PST
by
day10
(Wherever you come near the human race there's layers and layers of nonsense.)
To: pissant
Add in whatever that horrid Beach Boys song is... I mean "Christmas comes this time each year"... no s*** Sherlock.
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posted on
11/29/2005 12:08:08 PM PST
by
kevkrom
(403-3)
To: EX52D
One of my co-workers had this one as a her cell phone ring last Christmas and she gets A LOT of calls.
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posted on
11/29/2005 12:08:18 PM PST
by
retrokitten
(www.retrosrants.blogspot.com)
To: kevkrom
I mean "Christmas comes this time each year"... no s*** Sherlock.
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posted on
11/29/2005 12:09:18 PM PST
by
retrokitten
(www.retrosrants.blogspot.com)
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