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Seems to be a lot of this going around. You'd think this was from The Onion, but it's not.

1 posted on 12/06/2005 3:38:11 PM PST by southernnorthcarolina
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To: southernnorthcarolina; cyborg; onyx; fortunecookie

A Creche made of Funyan?


2 posted on 12/06/2005 3:39:47 PM PST by Petronski (I love Cyborg!)
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To: southernnorthcarolina

No disrespect intended, but that funyun looks like a piece of crustified dog doo, not the holy virgin.


3 posted on 12/06/2005 3:40:30 PM PST by Bird Jenkins
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To: southernnorthcarolina

??...jeeezzzz....ya know how many potato chips I have that look like Teddy "the swimmer" Kennedy from the side view?

WOOHOO.....I'm rich!!!!!


Doogle


4 posted on 12/06/2005 3:42:09 PM PST by Doogle (USAF...7thAF ..4077th TFW...408th MMS..Ubon Thailand.."69",,Night Line Delivery..AMMO)
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To: southernnorthcarolina
"You'd think this was from The Onion, but it's not."

Actually...
Funyuns Still Outselling Responsibilityuns

5 posted on 12/06/2005 3:43:05 PM PST by fzx12345 (Three lefts don't make a right; they invent one.)
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To: southernnorthcarolina
**rolling eyes** GREAT! Just what we here in Greenbrier County, WV need...

I can already hear all of the WV jokes.

6 posted on 12/06/2005 3:44:42 PM PST by N8VTXNinWV (Merry CHRISTmas y'all!)
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To: shezza

Western end (Gbr. Co.) ping...


7 posted on 12/06/2005 3:45:28 PM PST by N8VTXNinWV (Merry CHRISTmas y'all!)
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To: southernnorthcarolina

Yummy!


9 posted on 12/06/2005 3:53:57 PM PST by Hoodlum91
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To: southernnorthcarolina

I have a peanut that is an exact replica of John Kerry's brain. Before I put in up for auction on ebay, I am offering it to any Freeper who appreciates an excellent value for 29.95. (I have more than one so don't worry about being left out.)


11 posted on 12/06/2005 3:59:38 PM PST by RTINSC (Being Offended is the Natural Consequence of Leaving Your Home...)
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To: southernnorthcarolina

Looks like Kenny holding a large severed index finger that has been fried in peanut oil to a delicious crispness...


12 posted on 12/06/2005 4:12:42 PM PST by snarks_when_bored
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To: southernnorthcarolina

Ebay currently offers a fur coat that looks like the shroud of Turin:
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=5449120175

an image of Jesus on white bread:
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=5644067245

and one of Mary in a water stain on sheetrock:
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=5642369787


13 posted on 12/06/2005 4:13:22 PM PST by Graymatter
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To: southernnorthcarolina
The gullibility is staggering.

If you have a good imagination, it's not so difficult to see the resemblance of the Funyon(s) to a woman holding a child. But why Mary holding baby Jesus? Are we quite sure it isn't really Mrs. McDowell of Dublin holding baby Sean, or Mrs. Patel of Bombay holding baby Dinesh, or Mrs. Hernandez of Monterrey holding baby Federico?

Anyway, in the unlikely event God decides to manifest Himself in snack food, I can't help but think He'd go a little more upscale than Funyuns. Foie gras, perhaps, or at the least, smoked salmon.

14 posted on 12/06/2005 4:15:55 PM PST by southernnorthcarolina (I've upped my standards! Up yours!)
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To: southernnorthcarolina

He found it under his car seat?! dang I need to not only check my funyons more often, but dig through the couch cushions!!


21 posted on 12/06/2005 6:20:27 PM PST by ccwoman (I wish you all a Merry CHRISTMAS)
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To: southernnorthcarolina

I got an outline of JFK on my wall a side view shows the outline of his head all the way down to his chest.

Wonder how much that could be worth?

personally myself I would have eaten it that way my whole body would have been blessed going in my mouth and well making a deposit later on in the bathroom ( nicely put) I hope...lol


23 posted on 12/25/2005 7:47:57 AM PST by Tonysgirl (By the light of the silvery moon)
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