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VIRGIN MARY DEFILED ON “SOUTH PARK”
Catholic League ^ | December 8, 2005 | William Donohue

Posted on 12/09/2005 5:50:13 AM PST by NYer

Catholic League president Bill Donohue remarked today about last night’s episode of “South Park” (it will run again for the next three nights):

 

“A ‘South Park’ character gets a DWI and is ordered to attend AA meetings.  Told about the 12-step program, he concludes that he needs a miracle to cure him.  The plot then focuses on a statue of the Virgin Mary who is ‘bleeding out her ass.’  The Vatican dispatches a cardinal to investigate and he is sprayed with blood when he walks behind the statue.  He then declares this to be a miracle, which draws even more people.  The alcoholic, now in a wheelchair, is also sprayed with blood: he then claims he is cured and jumps out of his seat.

 

“Pope Benedict XVI goes to investigate.  He, too, is sprayed with blood when he walks behind the statue.  A reporter says, ‘The pope investigated further and determined that the statue was not bleeding out its ass, but its vagina.’  To which the pope replies: ‘A chick bleeding out her vagina is no miracle.  Chicks bleed out their vaginas all the time.’

 

“Comedy Central is a subsidiary of MTV, which is owned by Viacom.  On the board of directors of Viacom is a practicing Catholic and a distinguished public servant, Joseph A. Califano; he served under Presidents Johnson and Carter.  We are writing to him today requesting that he intervene in this matter.  We want a) an apology to Roman Catholics and b) a pledge that this episode be permanently retired and not be made available on DVD.  In the event Viacom does not cooperate, we are asking Mr. Califano to issue his own statement of condemnation.  We are asking our members to contact him as well.  Remember, they chose to insult Our Blessed Mother on the eve of the Immaculate Conception, and the holy day itself

“Joseph A. Califano is chairman of the board of The National Center on Addiction and Substance Abuse.  He can be reached at CASA, 633 Third Avenue, NY, NY 10017; phone, 212-841-5200; fax, 212-956-8020; email, employment@casacolumbia.org.”


TOPICS: Religion; TV/Movies
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To: SittinYonder

I am supposed to assume that the descriptions of the episode were inaccurate, I guess. Don't give me that nonsense that one cannot criticize a film or book that one has not read or seen, not unless the author is capable of presenting the idea with some delicacy. It is the idea that I find offensive. Faulkner once characterized this sort of approach by saying that he first came up with an ofensive idea, like raping a woman with a corncob and then built from there. What these guys do--and I HAVE seen some of their stuff-- is mostly crud, not rising to the level of Monty Python.


341 posted on 12/09/2005 8:25:23 AM PST by RobbyS ( CHIRHO)
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To: NYer; EveningStar; All

Nyer I think that Virgin Mary episode pretty over top what took them so long trashing Cathoic church they been on the air for eight year

You won't see them trash the Koran reason is I think Matt and Trey love their life too much


342 posted on 12/09/2005 8:25:36 AM PST by SevenofNine ("Not everybody in, it, for truth, justice, and the American way,"= Det Lennie Briscoe)
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To: NYer
They're finally offended!!

What about the holy book of Vatican law, the mother spider, and pedophile priests??

That didn't offend the catholics???

343 posted on 12/09/2005 8:26:40 AM PST by KosmicKitty (WARNING: Hormonally crazed woman ahead!!)
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To: SevenofNine
You won't see them trash the Koran reason is I think Matt and Trey love their life too much

Why do people keep assuming they haven't trashed the Koran or Islam. After hippies, Islam is probably their second most abused group.
344 posted on 12/09/2005 8:26:48 AM PST by mnehring (Peace Activism is an Oxymoron.)
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To: SevenofNine

Guys like them pick soft targets.


345 posted on 12/09/2005 8:28:06 AM PST by RobbyS ( CHIRHO)
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To: mnehrling; All

Actually they trash Scientlogy pretty well in that one episode them goof on Tom Cruise now that funny LOLOL!


346 posted on 12/09/2005 8:28:25 AM PST by SevenofNine ("Not everybody in, it, for truth, justice, and the American way,"= Det Lennie Briscoe)
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To: Pukin Dog
The episode was hilarious, as are almost all the other episodes of South Park, the only difference being how secure (or not) some are about their own beliefs.

I'm Catholic, but I don't equate statue-worshipping with respect for the Virgin Mary

Even the Bible is pretty brutal with people attributing miracles to statues. For instance, Isaiah 44 calls them stupid:

18 Such stupidity and ignorance! Their eyes are closed, and they cannot see. Their minds are shut, and they cannot think.

19 The person who made the idol never stops to reflect, "Why, it's just a block of wood! I burned half of it for heat and used it to bake my bread and roast my meat. How can the rest of it be a god? Should I bow down to worship a chunk of wood?"

20 The poor, deluded fool feeds on ashes. He is trusting something that can give him no help at all. Yet he cannot bring himself to ask, "Is this thing, this idol that I'm holding in my hand, a lie?"

I doubt that the Virgin Mary or Jesus get offended when humorists poke fun at idol worshipping.
347 posted on 12/09/2005 8:29:40 AM PST by george wythe
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To: mnehrling
I take it, the Catholic League is now defending the 'defiling' of a 'graven image' and those who put their faith in that?

No. Bill Donohue and his friends simply didn't complete their Pasteur treatments.

348 posted on 12/09/2005 8:29:44 AM PST by EveningStar
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To: RobbyS
Don't give me that nonsense that one cannot criticize a film or book that one has not read or seen

You're the one who asked that we not bring up episodes you haven't seen. Now, are you going to tell me how the Virgin Mary was offended, or are you going to talk about my mother or the flag or apple pie?

349 posted on 12/09/2005 8:29:54 AM PST by SittinYonder (Flea, feather, bird, egg, nest, twig, branch, limb, tree, and the bog down in the valley - o.)
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To: Quick1

Only started watching these last few months so yeah, probably.

You have a point?


350 posted on 12/09/2005 8:29:59 AM PST by TheStickman
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To: E. Pluribus Unum

Does that mean no?


352 posted on 12/09/2005 8:30:50 AM PST by stuartcr (Everything happens as God wants it to.....otherwise, things would be different.)
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To: EveningStar
Where were the complaints whe Cartman needed to be res-erected when Stan's dad needed a new erection?


353 posted on 12/09/2005 8:31:39 AM PST by mnehring (Peace Activism is an Oxymoron.)
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To: NYer

The very first South Park episode insulted Christ. Were they outraged then?


354 posted on 12/09/2005 8:31:40 AM PST by ctdonath2
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To: NYer

I think this is over the top. I don't mind a little good natured teasing of Catholicism or some other religion, but this goes beyond the pale.

For instance, I would have mixed feelings about the Life of Brian. You can take it as blasphemous, or you can take it as what happens when someone is put into the position of the Messiah but unforunately doesn't qualify. But I can't think of any excuses or explanations for what is described here.


355 posted on 12/09/2005 8:31:53 AM PST by Cicero (Marcus Tullius)
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To: stuartcr
Does that mean no?

I take it you're a pagan?

I'm not.

356 posted on 12/09/2005 8:32:04 AM PST by E. Pluribus Unum (Islam Factoid:After forcing young girls to watch his men execute their fathers, Muhammad raped them.)
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To: mnehrling

I never saw that episode. If I had, I would have ceased watching the show sooner.


357 posted on 12/09/2005 8:32:24 AM PST by TheStickman
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To: eyespysomething
Suppose they were to depict someone tearing pages from a Koran and using them to wipe their butts. If they do that I will hold the coat of a Muslim who cuts their throats.

HOLY COW!

358 posted on 12/09/2005 8:33:00 AM PST by SittinYonder (Flea, feather, bird, egg, nest, twig, branch, limb, tree, and the bog down in the valley - o.)
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To: NYer

While I find what they did on the show disgusting and blasphemous, the Catholic Church leaves itself wide open to this when it passively promotes the idea that God speaks through toast, dirty windows, and trees. Miracles in the bible usually had a point, they weren't meaningless gimmicks happening every week or two. I don't recall numerous stories of the image of Moses, Elijah, or Mary appearing in Biblical oatmeal for little discernable reason.


359 posted on 12/09/2005 8:33:06 AM PST by Diddle E. Squat
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To: IronJack

But according to 12 step it's the only way that works and that simply isn't the case.

I don't think there's anything to look past, the fact that AA insist all addiction is a disease and their approach is the only one possible does give it a cult like quality. And that right there is a well for satire, if you're going to satirize something you generally don't go past the funniest layer.


360 posted on 12/09/2005 8:34:06 AM PST by discostu (a time when families gather together, don't talk, and watch football... good times)
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