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Dear Santa
Ms Claus

Posted on 12/20/2005 1:05:13 PM PST by PaulaB

Dear Santa, This is PaulaB...............


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KEYWORDS: christmas; christmaslist
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Please post all letters to Santa here.
Will be leaving to the North Pole as of Friday. ;)

1 posted on 12/20/2005 1:05:13 PM PST by PaulaB
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To: PaulaB

I wanna pony n, n, a Red Ryder BB gun (to put my eye out)


2 posted on 12/20/2005 1:07:07 PM PST by TheOracleAtLilac
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To: Dashing Dasher; najida; Jersey Republican Biker Chick; peacebaby; Maximus of Texas; pissant; ...

Ms Claus is here and taking letters ;)


3 posted on 12/20/2005 1:07:33 PM PST by PaulaB
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To: PaulaB
Dear Santa...

All I want for Christmas is Peace and Happiness for everyone.

Can I get my X-Box 360 now?


4 posted on 12/20/2005 1:08:41 PM PST by darkwing104 (Let's get dangerous)
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To: PaulaB; Maximus of Texas
Dear Santa,

Please make Catherine Zeta Jones withdrawal her restraining order against me.

Sincerely,

Maximus

5 posted on 12/20/2005 1:08:53 PM PST by Millee ("Life is just one damned thing after another" - Elbert Hubbard)
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To: TheOracleAtLilac
Nothing like losing an eye for Christmas...

Ok I I'll make a note to Santa that you need therapy ;0)
6 posted on 12/20/2005 1:09:05 PM PST by PaulaB
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To: TheOracleAtLilac

Deer Santa--

We know where you live.

Leave $50,000 in small, unmarked bills under my tree and no elves need to get hurt.


7 posted on 12/20/2005 1:09:11 PM PST by atomicpossum (Replies should be as pedantic as possible. I love that so much.)
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To: PaulaB

Dear Santa,

Will you please bring me some pro American US Senators to replace the current crop of traitors running the Democrat Senate Cacus?


8 posted on 12/20/2005 1:10:14 PM PST by MNJohnnie (We do not create terrorism by fighting the terrorists. We invite terrorism by ignoring them.--GWBush)
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To: darkwing104
We picked ours up yesterday

Total cost after games and hardware

$563.00

Merry Christmas, Happy Birthday, Happy college money, etc.....
9 posted on 12/20/2005 1:10:35 PM PST by PaulaB
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To: PaulaB

I want my kids to be happy and healthy. The rest is just stuff.


10 posted on 12/20/2005 1:11:34 PM PST by Fierce Allegiance (I miss my dad. Ruudzdistvachxizax^ama ama slum tagadagan inix^sinaa imchix anuxtakus)
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To: PaulaB

11 posted on 12/20/2005 1:11:34 PM PST by Cagey (Some men are Baptists, others Catholics, my father was an Oldsmobile man.)
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To: MNJohnnie
Good letter..

making sure your is on the top of the stack

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12 posted on 12/20/2005 1:11:44 PM PST by PaulaB
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To: Fierce Allegiance
Since we are close friends and I know you

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there ..now are you smiling?
13 posted on 12/20/2005 1:12:45 PM PST by PaulaB
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To: PaulaB

deer santa:

I wud like a kool toy space ranjur fer Xmas. Iv ben a gud boy all yeer.

Yer Frend,
BiLLy


Dear Billy,
Nice spelling. You're on your way to a career in lawn care.
How about I send you a frigging book so you can learn to read and write?
I'm giving your older brother the space ranger. At least HE can spell!


14 posted on 12/20/2005 1:13:19 PM PST by Rightly Biased (Valor is a Gift.Those having it never know for sure whether they have it till the test comes)
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To: PaulaB

LOL...cute snowman.


15 posted on 12/20/2005 1:13:27 PM PST by EX52D ((I have shifted to "Christmas Survival Mode"))
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To: PaulaB

Dear Santa,
I have been a good girl all year, and the only thing I ask for is peace and joy in the world for everybody!

Love,
Sarah


Dear Sarah,
Your parents smoked pot when they had you, didn't they?

Santa


16 posted on 12/20/2005 1:13:50 PM PST by Rightly Biased (Valor is a Gift.Those having it never know for sure whether they have it till the test comes)
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To: PaulaB

Dear Santa:

I'd like to get through this Christmas thinking about the real reason we are celebrating.

And maybe a Plasma TV? Ya think?

Peace.


17 posted on 12/20/2005 1:14:16 PM PST by peacebaby (Good morning heartache, if you're gonna stay, you gotta get a job, I've got bills to pay.)
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To: PaulaB

My sis actually lives in North Pole AK so tell her I said hey!


18 posted on 12/20/2005 1:15:06 PM PST by Rightly Biased (Valor is a Gift.Those having it never know for sure whether they have it till the test comes)
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To: Rightly Biased
Oh dear...

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19 posted on 12/20/2005 1:15:38 PM PST by PaulaB
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To: PaulaB; Dashing Dasher; pissant
Dear Santa,

Please bring me my "I heart Dasher" coffee mug and my Dasher-a-Day calender.

Sincerely,

pissant

20 posted on 12/20/2005 1:17:10 PM PST by Millee ("Life is just one damned thing after another" - Elbert Hubbard)
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To: PaulaB

Dear Santa:

Merry Christmas, Santa!

I want peace on earth and for none of the Christmas party food calories to "count", if you know what I mean.

Your pal,

alwaysconservative.


21 posted on 12/20/2005 1:17:28 PM PST by alwaysconservative (2005: Purple, Cedar, and Orange revolutions, and Times' POTY are rich, aging do-gooders.)
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To: peacebaby
Peace...

I got your package...

Merry Christmas to you

you are are a great person and friend

I loveeeeee that stuff!!!!


oh and took note to Santa that you

took 5 less pills this year than last

so plasma is due!!!
22 posted on 12/20/2005 1:18:25 PM PST by PaulaB
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To: PaulaB
Dear Santa,

I just want you to know I am so sorry about what happened to Comet. But you really shouldn't let your reindeer wander around the Michigan woods without their orange vests.

We will be hosting a dinner in his honor on the 24th if you and Mrs. Claus should care to attend.

Succulently er... I mean

Sincerely yours,

Harmless Teddy Bear

23 posted on 12/20/2005 1:18:32 PM PST by Harmless Teddy Bear (When the First Amendment was written dueling was common and legal. Think about it.)
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To: PaulaB

Dear Santa:

I want to win the lottery to pay for these freakin' gifts. Plus, I've been good when I was supposed to and bad when I was supposed to.

Love,

Auntbee


24 posted on 12/20/2005 1:19:08 PM PST by Auntbee (I love football season!!)
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To: PaulaB

Santa baby, slip a sable under the tree, for me
I've been an awful good girl
Santa baby, and hurry down the chimney tonight

Santa baby, an out-of-space convertible too, light blue
I'll wait up for you dear
Santa baby, and hurry down the chimney tonight

Think of all the fun I've missed
Think of all the fellas that I haven't kissed
Next year I could be oh so good
If you'd check off my Christmas list
Boo doo bee doo

Santa honey, I wanna yacht and really that's
Not a lot
I've been an angel all year
Santa baby, and hurry down the chimney tonight

Santa cutie, there's one thing I really do need, the deed
To a platinum mine
Santa cutie, and hurry down the chimney tonight

Santa baby, I'm filling my stocking with a duplex, and checks
Sign your 'X' on the line
Santa baby, and hurry down the chimney tonight

Come and trim my Christmas tree
With some decorations bought at Tiffany's
I really do believe in you
Let's see if you believe in me
Boo doo bee doo

Santa baby, forgot to mention one little thing, a ring
I don't mean a phone
Santa baby, and hurry down the chimney tonight


25 posted on 12/20/2005 1:19:51 PM PST by peacebaby (Good morning heartache, if you're gonna stay, you gotta get a job, I've got bills to pay.)
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To: alwaysconservative
none of the Christmas party food calories to "count"

well...hun

Santa is Santa not a miracle calorie zapper

But being Ms Claus I'll make him



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26 posted on 12/20/2005 1:21:00 PM PST by PaulaB
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To: PaulaB

I took 5 less pills this year?

What ever was I thinking?


27 posted on 12/20/2005 1:21:12 PM PST by peacebaby (Good morning heartache, if you're gonna stay, you gotta get a job, I've got bills to pay.)
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To: PaulaB

Dear Santa,

I would like leading Democrats to truly act responsibly next year. I know I'm asking for a lot, but things are getting out of hand. Have I been nice? Yes, and I've even praised Joe Lieberman a few times this year.

Thank you!

John

P.S. Could we please have a Borders Act that doesn't say a word about amnesty? I know you're going to have to give lumps of coal to those nasty businessmen who are hiring illeglas, but they haven't been nice to America!


28 posted on 12/20/2005 1:21:32 PM PST by John Filson
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29 posted on 12/20/2005 1:22:46 PM PST by jdm (I'm not blunting.)
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To: PaulaB

Oh, you have your ways, do you? Cool!


30 posted on 12/20/2005 1:24:47 PM PST by alwaysconservative (2005: Purple, Cedar, and Orange revolutions, and Times' POTY are rich, aging do-gooders.)
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To: PaulaB
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Dear Santa:

Please deliver me a fresh helping of thankfulness!

31 posted on 12/20/2005 1:25:07 PM PST by MarineBrat (Talk is cheap because supply exceeds demand.)
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To: PaulaB

Dear Santa:

PLEASE stop giving me coal... I REALLY am a good girl, I think you better check that list of yours thrice instead of twice.

Sincerely,
MM


32 posted on 12/20/2005 1:27:28 PM PST by motormouth
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To: PaulaB

Dear Santa,

Is it possible you could take the words "I" and "me" out of my senior editor's vocabulary?

That way she'd be rendered speechless.

Please? I'll give up my martini if you will.


33 posted on 12/20/2005 1:28:41 PM PST by peacebaby (Good morning heartache, if you're gonna stay, you gotta get a job, I've got bills to pay.)
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To: motormouth
MM my sister...

you know we in this crowd will vouch for you

Ok we haven't been good girls everyday
either but maybe if we stand close together Santa will just think we are all to cute to pass up

34 posted on 12/20/2005 1:29:23 PM PST by PaulaB
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To: PaulaB

Dear Santa,
Do you see us when we're sleeping, do you really know when we're awake, like in the song?

Love,
Jessica


Dear Jessica,
Are you really that gullible? Good luck in whatever you do. I'm skipping your house.

Santa


35 posted on 12/20/2005 1:29:56 PM PST by Rightly Biased (Valor is a Gift.Those having it never know for sure whether they have it till the test comes)
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To: peacebaby
I'll give up my martini if you will

No dear...
Ms Claus cannot give up her martinis no matter how close we are

you've seen how cold it is up here and the hubby ;P
36 posted on 12/20/2005 1:33:38 PM PST by PaulaB
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To: PaulaB

Dear Santa ~

What I really want most for Christmas this year is for every one's heart to know ...

I have a list of people I know,
All written in a book.
And every year at Christmastime,
I go and take a look.
 
And that is when I realize,
That those names are a part,
Not of the book they're written in,
But of my very heart.
 
For each name stands for someone,
Who has crossed my path some time.
And in that meeting they've become,
A treasured friend of mine.
 
And once you've met some people,
The years can not erase,
The memory of a pleasant word,
Or a friendly face.
 
So when I send a Christmas card,
That is addressed to you,
It's because you're on that list,
Of folk I'm indebted to.
 
And you are one of many folk who,
In times past I've met,
And happen to be one of those,
I don't want to forget.
 
And whether I have known you for,
Many years or few,
In some way you have a part in,
Shaping things I do.
 
This, the spirit of Christmas,
that Forever and ever endures.
May it leave it richest blessing,
In the hearts of you and yours.




Thanks, Santa!

37 posted on 12/20/2005 1:35:39 PM PST by Zacs Mom (Proud wife of a Marine! ... and purveyor of "rampant, unedited dialogue")
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To: Harmless Teddy Bear
We will be hosting a dinner in his honor on the 24th if you and Mrs. Claus should care to attend.

Yummmm I'll be there

oh wait...better NOT bring the sleigh
38 posted on 12/20/2005 1:36:28 PM PST by PaulaB
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To: PaulaB

Osama bin Laden's head on a stick please.


39 posted on 12/20/2005 1:36:39 PM PST by Michael Goldsberry (Lt. Bruce C. Fryar USN 01-02-70 Laos)
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To: PaulaB
I'm the anti-Santa.

If you are naughty, I give you something special.

40 posted on 12/20/2005 1:39:48 PM PST by Lazamataz ("Over it is not, until over it is." -- Yoda Berra)
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To: Auntbee
I've been good when I was supposed to and bad when I was supposed to.

Sweetie..don't confuse Santa

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41 posted on 12/20/2005 1:41:25 PM PST by PaulaB
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To: Lazamataz

Listen, I know how THAT works... Ive been on the naughty list, and my something special has been COAL...


42 posted on 12/20/2005 1:42:18 PM PST by motormouth
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To: Lazamataz
If you are naughty, I give you something special.

Thats why we like you

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43 posted on 12/20/2005 1:43:02 PM PST by PaulaB
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To: Zacs Mom
That was beautiful...

Thanks ZM
44 posted on 12/20/2005 1:43:56 PM PST by PaulaB
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To: Millee; Maximus of Texas
Dear Santa,
Please fix it to where I can post past 10:00 am

Maximus

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45 posted on 12/20/2005 1:46:21 PM PST by PaulaB
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To: PaulaB

Thank you!

I will now start my Santa list and post it when Im done.
Im very excited, but just so you know, if I get coal yet again, I will be hunting down some naughty FReepers. :o)


46 posted on 12/20/2005 1:47:27 PM PST by motormouth
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To: anonymoussierra; ArmyBratproud; basil; bitt; ChefKeith; conservativecorner; Coop; darkwing104; ...

47 posted on 12/20/2005 1:50:48 PM PST by Zacs Mom (Proud wife of a Marine! ... and purveyor of "rampant, unedited dialogue")
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To: motormouth
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48 posted on 12/20/2005 1:50:52 PM PST by PaulaB
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To: PaulaB; Maximus of Texas; r-q-tek86
Dear Santa,

Please don't let Max & r-q stiff me at lunch anymore.

Sincerely,

PaulaB

49 posted on 12/20/2005 1:51:58 PM PST by Millee ("Life is just one damned thing after another" - Elbert Hubbard)
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To: PaulaB

I'll have you know, Ms PaulaB, that I was in Big D today, handing out presents to all my friends. You'll find yours when you start your car.


50 posted on 12/20/2005 1:53:04 PM PST by Maximus of Texas (Peppermint Patty - Future Dyke)
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