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DAMM: Drunks Against Mad Mothers
DAMM of Pennsylvania ^

Posted on 12/22/2005 11:16:52 AM PST by EveningStar

The three-fold mission of DAMM of PA is to get mad mothers to stay at home and cook and clean where they belong, to stop drinking and driving because you might spill some, and to prevent other alcohol abuse like returning the keg before it's been emptied.

(Excerpt) Read more at user.pa.net ...


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I have not explored all the links on the site.FWIW, I see nothing humorous about drunk drivers. I do think that MADD, the target of the spoof, has gone overboard.

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1 posted on 12/22/2005 11:16:53 AM PST by EveningStar
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To: EveningStar; Owl_Eagle

PA. PING!!!


2 posted on 12/22/2005 11:17:35 AM PST by Jersey Republican Biker Chick (Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult.)
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To: EveningStar; Jersey Republican Biker Chick

Hey, sticking it to some busy-bodies like MADD doesn't make you guilty of thinking drunk driving is funny.

Whenever I think about MADD I think about all the people who had two glasses of wine with dinner, got caught in a drag net and had their life wrecked with an undeserved DUI charge.  It's not about safety or awareness anymore.  It's naked lust for power.

Owl_Eagle

(If what I just wrote makes you sad or angry,

 it was probably sarcasm)

3 posted on 12/22/2005 11:21:53 AM PST by End Times Sentinel (In Memory of my Dear Friend Henry Lee II)
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To: EveningStar; mhking

Hold muh beer and watch this bit of just DAMM humor.


4 posted on 12/22/2005 11:23:14 AM PST by steveegg (Take two - throw those long knives at the DemonRATs and lieberals - and include the RINOs)
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To: Owl_Eagle

YEAH, drunks have rights too!


5 posted on 12/22/2005 11:23:57 AM PST by Jersey Republican Biker Chick (Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult.)
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To: Owl_Eagle

Their ultimate goal is to ban alcohol sales at all public places. Just like the anti-smoking Nazis have done and are continuing to do.


6 posted on 12/22/2005 11:24:46 AM PST by Ron in Acreage (Liberal Democrats-Party before country, surrender before victory, generous with other peoples money.)
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To: EveningStar

7 posted on 12/22/2005 11:25:25 AM PST by BostonianRightist ("Moderation in pursuit of justice is no virtue." ~ Senator Goldwater)
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To: EveningStar

My wife tried to donate her old car to MADD. They were so nasty on the phone she gave it to Vehicles for Change.


8 posted on 12/22/2005 11:26:24 AM PST by bmwcyle (Evolution is a myth -- Libertarians just won't evolve into Conservatives.)
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To: EveningStar
I see nothing humorous about drunk drivers. I do think that MADD, the target of the spoof, has gone overboard.

We've had two family members killed outright and child in our family maimed and brain damaged all in the same accident by a drunk driver who was (1) here in the country illegally from Mexico (2) had numerous drunk driving incidences and a couple of non-fatal accidents before this happened and (3) had never spent a day in jail before or after this incident. I won't call it an accident because given his prior record, it was only a matter of time before he killed someone.

If you want to know my take on it, drunk drivers should be incarcerated for breaking the law each and every time. There should be stiff penalties, jail time and loss of the ability to drive ever again.

9 posted on 12/22/2005 11:27:54 AM PST by texgal (end no-fault divorce laws return DUE PROCESS & EQUAL PROTECTION to ALL citizens))
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To: .cnI redruM; 537cant be wrong; 68 grunt; A. Patriot; A_Conservative_Chinese; ...

ping


10 posted on 12/22/2005 11:29:50 AM PST by EveningStar
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To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick

Alcoholics give drunks a bad name


11 posted on 12/22/2005 11:31:10 AM PST by Woman on Caroline Street (Go sell crazy somewhere else. We're all stocked up here.)
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To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick
YEAH, drunks have rights too!

The right to an attorney and the right to a trial. I know too many people killed by drunk drivers.

12 posted on 12/22/2005 11:32:22 AM PST by js1138 (Great is the power of steady misrepresentation.)
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To: js1138

I never said what rights.


13 posted on 12/22/2005 11:33:07 AM PST by Jersey Republican Biker Chick (Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult.)
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To: EveningStar

LOL


14 posted on 12/22/2005 11:33:08 AM PST by GOPJ (War on Christmas? Celebrate the sweetness of forbidden customs -deck the halls with boughs of holly.)
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To: Owl_Eagle

naked lust....yeah!!!!


15 posted on 12/22/2005 11:34:00 AM PST by wallcrawlr (Pray for the troops [all the troops here and abroad]: Success....and nothing less!!)
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To: Woman on Caroline Street

And they have to go to meetings too.


16 posted on 12/22/2005 11:35:48 AM PST by Jersey Republican Biker Chick (Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult.)
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To: Owl_Eagle

aren't there still people in prison from the 60's for possessing one seed???

I agree 100% with you re: your points...


17 posted on 12/22/2005 11:36:40 AM PST by InsureAmerica (Evil? I have many words for it. We are as dust, to them. - v v putin)
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To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick

I assumed it was a joke. But Christmas time is not a good time to joke about drunks with me. In high school I woke on Christmas morning to hear that two of my best friends flipped a car while driving drunk, and one was killed.


18 posted on 12/22/2005 11:37:13 AM PST by js1138 (Great is the power of steady misrepresentation.)
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To: Woman on Caroline Street

I drink to make other people interesting.


19 posted on 12/22/2005 11:41:31 AM PST by Central Scrutiniser (Screw Christmas, Happy Festivus!!!)
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To: EveningStar
Having worked for 20 years in a big city Emergency Room and having had an 18 year old niece killed by a drunk driver,I'm inclined to support very strict laws regulating drinking and driving.
20 posted on 12/22/2005 11:41:46 AM PST by Gay State Conservative
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