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Working For The Weekend Wednesday
The Muppet Show

Posted on 01/04/2006 6:51:47 AM PST by PaulaB

Hump Day is here. Cruising to the weekend. A few things of importance for those taking notes.

1. A fellow sister is back. YIPEEEEEE

2. Anyone skilled in the art of rain dancing, please come to Texas to perform this. You may pitch your tent on Max's property.

3. If anyone has any funny New Years Eve stories, please share. :P


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To: Maximus of Texas

I love that show. between her & Rachel Ray, I hardly have time for Modern Marvels on History channel.

I need a life.


51 posted on 01/04/2006 7:34:54 AM PST by Fierce Allegiance (There is water at the bottom of the ocean.)
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To: Dashing Dasher

I know who you're dating ;)

How is he BTW? :)


52 posted on 01/04/2006 7:35:15 AM PST by najida (Happy New Year)
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To: Fierce Allegiance

Are you my twin?????


53 posted on 01/04/2006 7:35:24 AM PST by Maximus of Texas (On my signal, unleash DD.)
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To: Maximus of Texas

Monica was a stupid twit that put women back into the Dark Ages. Geez louise. Grow up girlie!


54 posted on 01/04/2006 7:36:12 AM PST by najida (Happy New Year)
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To: Maximus of Texas; pissant
I already gave Pissant the pie I made for him!

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55 posted on 01/04/2006 7:36:18 AM PST by Dashing Dasher (Best Behavior is my middle name!)
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To: Maximus of Texas

No, but I'm making a sweater for Tango...Put up a photo from Christmas on my profile page too, for anyone interested. Please excuse the pajamas.


56 posted on 01/04/2006 7:37:01 AM PST by LongElegantLegs (Puppymillalicious!)
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To: Maximus of Texas

Boy, you DO have a love for skinny!

You'll hate me with a passion then :)


57 posted on 01/04/2006 7:37:10 AM PST by najida (Happy New Year)
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To: najida; Maximus of Texas

You know what they say...Never trust a skinny cook.


58 posted on 01/04/2006 7:38:04 AM PST by LongElegantLegs (Puppymillalicious!)
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To: Maximus of Texas
Are you my twin?????

Yeah, born 4 years late.

59 posted on 01/04/2006 7:38:06 AM PST by Fierce Allegiance (There is water at the bottom of the ocean.)
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To: Michael Goldsberry

Trivia for today....

Did you know the term "Ouija" is derived from the French "oui" (for "yes") and the German "ja" (for "yes").


60 posted on 01/04/2006 7:38:41 AM PST by Dashing Dasher (Best Behavior is my middle name!)
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To: Maximus of Texas

I do watch that program from time to time but I don't like the way it's filmed. It's weird.


61 posted on 01/04/2006 7:38:50 AM PST by tuffydoodle (Shut up voices, or I'll poke you with a Q-Tip again.)
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To: LongElegantLegs

Good to have a face to go the legs, I mean name. Why isn't Tango in the photo?


62 posted on 01/04/2006 7:39:34 AM PST by Maximus of Texas (On my signal, unleash DD.)
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To: PaulaB

Can raindance...I'm hoping there isn't a required uniform...


63 posted on 01/04/2006 7:39:59 AM PST by EX52D (Happy New Year Freepers!)
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To: najida
My lips are sealed... but... he's a real ...

LOL!!!

64 posted on 01/04/2006 7:40:27 AM PST by Dashing Dasher (Best Behavior is my middle name!)
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To: LongElegantLegs

I agree,
While she's raving about the food, all I can think is "yeah, you just look at it, but you haven't eaten since 2001!"

Racheal, however, looks like she really LOVES to eat. I adore the girl.


65 posted on 01/04/2006 7:40:45 AM PST by najida (Happy New Year)
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To: Dashing Dasher

Welcome back Dash! Now I can take the black armband off! Woo-Hoo!


66 posted on 01/04/2006 7:41:19 AM PST by Millee
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To: Dashing Dasher

So it's the YES YES board?

Ok!


67 posted on 01/04/2006 7:41:27 AM PST by najida (Happy New Year)
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To: Fierce Allegiance

Modern Marvels is a great show...do you ever watch the one about engineering disasters?


68 posted on 01/04/2006 7:41:32 AM PST by EX52D (Happy New Year Freepers!)
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To: tuffydoodle
I do watch that program from time to time but I don't like the way it's filmed. It's weird.

I think the sound is funny on that show.

69 posted on 01/04/2006 7:42:15 AM PST by Dashing Dasher (Best Behavior is my middle name!)
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To: najida; Fierce Allegiance
Giada De Laurentiis isn't skinny. Fierce, would you call her skinny?

I love how the director films the show. First they use film, which has a softening effect. Then they show her hands going through the food, playing on the effect of food being sensual. Then they always have her showing enough cleavage to keep you from changing channels.
70 posted on 01/04/2006 7:42:16 AM PST by Maximus of Texas (On my signal, unleash DD.)
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To: Dashing Dasher

LOL!

Sounds like he took your advice seriously ;)
Does he know how you like your coffee?


71 posted on 01/04/2006 7:42:39 AM PST by najida (Happy New Year)
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To: Maximus of Texas
'Cause he was here:


72 posted on 01/04/2006 7:42:43 AM PST by LongElegantLegs (Puppymillalicious!)
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To: tuffydoodle

See post 70.


73 posted on 01/04/2006 7:42:55 AM PST by Maximus of Texas (On my signal, unleash DD.)
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To: Maximus of Texas

Sounds like you're "hungry"...


74 posted on 01/04/2006 7:43:31 AM PST by EX52D (Happy New Year Freepers!)
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To: najida
So it's the YES YES board?

Would make more sense if it were the Yes/No Board - but OuiNein sounds funny!

75 posted on 01/04/2006 7:43:36 AM PST by Dashing Dasher (Best Behavior is my middle name!)
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To: EX52D
I'm hoping there isn't a required uniform

See post 8.
76 posted on 01/04/2006 7:44:19 AM PST by Maximus of Texas (On my signal, unleash DD.)
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To: EX52D
Modern Marvels is a great show...do you ever watch the one about engineering disasters?

In my line of work, it's required viewing. Homework of sorts! I try my best to learn from the mistakes of others.

77 posted on 01/04/2006 7:44:57 AM PST by Fierce Allegiance (There is water at the bottom of the ocean.)
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To: EX52D

Required uniform. Anything else is optional and will be taxed by Max.

78 posted on 01/04/2006 7:45:45 AM PST by LongElegantLegs (Puppymillalicious!)
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To: EX52D; Fierce Allegiance

Yeah, Fierce and I are waiting for the one where the Hooter's building falls down.


79 posted on 01/04/2006 7:45:47 AM PST by Maximus of Texas (On my signal, unleash DD.)
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To: Dashing Dasher; najida

Well, I asked the Ouija board what's wrong with the system and it spelled out:

G R E M L I N S


80 posted on 01/04/2006 7:45:57 AM PST by Michael Goldsberry (Freepathon Sidebeer Moderator)
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To: Fierce Allegiance

You think you need a life? I was so tired on New Year's Day that watched about 4 straight hours of "Monk" the detective guy. Pretty good show, though - humorous and fun to figure out how the culprit did the deed.


81 posted on 01/04/2006 7:46:40 AM PST by day10 (Wherever you come near the human race there's layers and layers of nonsense.)
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To: Millee
LOL!!!

Thanks for wearing your black armband and supporting me during my unfortunate incarceration!

The orange jumpsuit doesn't work with my skin tone.


82 posted on 01/04/2006 7:47:04 AM PST by Dashing Dasher (Best Behavior is my middle name!)
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To: LongElegantLegs; EX52D; PaulaB; najida; Dashing Dasher

I'm guessing it will be a bit hard to dance in those heels, especially once it starts raining. Keep in mind that dancing needs to be continued once the rain starts (see post 8 uniform requirement)


83 posted on 01/04/2006 7:47:27 AM PST by Maximus of Texas (On my signal, unleash DD.)
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To: PaulaB

A college professor was doing a study testing the senses of first graders using a bowl of lifesavers. He gave all the children the same kind of lifesavers, one at a time and asked them to identify them by color and flavor. The children began to say:

Red..............Cherry
Yellow...........Lemon
Green............Lime
Orange..........Orange

Finally the professor gave them all honey lifesavers. After eating them for a few minutes, none of the children could identify the taste. "Well" he said, "I'll give you a clue. It's what your mother might sometimes call your father."

One girl looked up in horror, spit hers out and yelled, "Oh my God!" They're @ssholes!


84 posted on 01/04/2006 7:48:12 AM PST by MadCharity
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To: PaulaB
Please don't flame me . . . but if I'm off all this week can I still participate in the "humpday" thread? ;^)

GO HORNS!

85 posted on 01/04/2006 7:48:25 AM PST by w_over_w (Just because kittens were born in a oven, doesn't make them muffins.)
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To: Maximus of Texas; najida
Yes, i think she is skinny. I like her eyes and smile. She seems like a happy person.,...

Even if she weren't married, she doesn't seem like a fun dinner date. She would pick, and not want a beer. RRRachel, though

86 posted on 01/04/2006 7:49:21 AM PST by Fierce Allegiance (There is water at the bottom of the ocean.)
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To: Fierce Allegiance

I absolutely love that show...there's another one, but I can't remember it right now...wasn't there one all about heavy equipment?


87 posted on 01/04/2006 7:49:51 AM PST by EX52D (Happy New Year Freepers!)
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To: Dashing Dasher
Did you know the term "Ouija" is derived from the French "oui" (for "yes") and the German "ja" (for "yes").

So, it's a yes-yes board?

88 posted on 01/04/2006 7:50:44 AM PST by MadCharity
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To: LongElegantLegs

Oh good! Torture devices! LOL! How "male" of him!


89 posted on 01/04/2006 7:51:07 AM PST by EX52D (Happy New Year Freepers!)
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To: Maximus of Texas; Fierce Allegiance
Are you my twin?????

Holy Crap!... Not two of you!

90 posted on 01/04/2006 7:51:22 AM PST by r-q-tek86 (The closest I got to a 4.0 in college was my blood alcohol content)
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To: Maximus of Texas

Darlin,
Eating is what I do for a livin'....and as someone who has spent WAY too long dealing with both eating disorders--- severe to the point of having to tube feed AND morbid obesity, right up there at 300% of IBW...

Giada is very underweight, my estimates are at least 20%....one marker is when your elbows and knees are the biggest part of your limbs. She's a sweet girl, don't get me wrong, but she is NOT an example of what a normal woman can achieve in a healthy manner. So I cringe when guys drool over women like her.

It sets up the rest of the female population who are at normal and healthy weights as being 'fat'...that pisses me off.

You really DO hate any body fat, don't you?


91 posted on 01/04/2006 7:51:34 AM PST by najida (Happy New Year)
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To: EX52D; Fierce Allegiance; Maximus of Texas; Michael Goldsberry

Have you guys watched Mythbusters?

Three guys at my airport are going to be on a few episodes. Remember that picture of the airplane that was chopped up by a prop? Well, they tried to recreate that incident...

I don't know the other two - but they came home everyday exhausted. There were three episodes total, if I remember correctly.

I can't wait to see them make donkey's butts out of themselves on TV! LOL!!


92 posted on 01/04/2006 7:52:12 AM PST by Dashing Dasher (Best Behavior is my middle name!)
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To: w_over_w

Of course..

Just by you saying "Go Horns" automatically gets you a pass.

How are you friend? Are you ready for tonight?


93 posted on 01/04/2006 7:52:42 AM PST by PaulaB
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To: Maximus of Texas; EX52D; r-q-tek86
Yeah, Fierce and I are waiting for the one where the Hooter's building falls down.

I want the sitework & concrete contract! Have dozers, will travel for hooters!

RQ can do the new design.

94 posted on 01/04/2006 7:52:54 AM PST by Fierce Allegiance (There is water at the bottom of the ocean.)
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To: EX52D
Yeah, but I can't think of it either.


95 posted on 01/04/2006 7:53:08 AM PST by Maximus of Texas (On my signal, unleash DD.)
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To: Maximus of Texas

Hey we have a new Hooters Casino here...http://www.hooterscasinohotel.com/


96 posted on 01/04/2006 7:53:11 AM PST by EX52D (Happy New Year Freepers!)
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To: najida

Probably not...

Why is that so hard for a man to remember!?


97 posted on 01/04/2006 7:53:20 AM PST by Dashing Dasher (Best Behavior is my middle name!)
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To: Fierce Allegiance; Maximus of Texas; najida

I have never seen the show, but WOW does my son's 5th grade teacher look A LOT like her! From that picture anyway.

Yes, my son LOVES his teacher...LOL.


98 posted on 01/04/2006 7:53:42 AM PST by day10 (Wherever you come near the human race there's layers and layers of nonsense.)
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To: Dashing Dasher; EX52D; Fierce Allegiance; Maximus of Texas; Michael Goldsberry

yeah, we watch that a lot, too. Let us know when your friends will be on.


99 posted on 01/04/2006 7:54:13 AM PST by Maximus of Texas (On my signal, unleash DD.)
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To: LongElegantLegs

Toe shoes with heels!

I love them! Not that I'd wear them for long, but they look like fun.

Yes, I'm addicted to shoes.


100 posted on 01/04/2006 7:54:15 AM PST by najida (Happy New Year)
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